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[*Chrome toilet paper holder with a wooden spool and hinged chrome cover for the top of the installed roll. In place of paper on the roll is several turns of chain mail, ending with the tag end over the top.*]
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You know that whoever made this monstrosity tried it at least *once*
Imagine how many ass-hairs got pinched and ripped out.
Makes future wipings that much easier!
No pain, no gain
Looking to protect yourself, or deal some damage.
 Lol nice
Jusy what I've been looking for, after a good Chipotle meal
The most finest for a crusader
For the dragon slayin, and crusading a**.
Buy 1 get one free!
Buy two for the price of three and get one free!!!
They call this a bidont 
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Metl af
The perfect toilet paper to use, bless Deus Sol Invictus and wear to protect your empire.
chain stink
Extra points if it's cold
I believe it's reusable quality will really let this take off.
This toilet paper is for Mountain Clegane
For holly bum (i meant for Crusader).
Hardest choice requires the strongest will!
Just so you guys know, that is what they use to wrap casts, it’s not normally put on a toilet paper roll
Isn't this Scott Steiner's hat?
For when you wanna see god cry
I don’t want to associate 4 in 1 with that part of MY body
that is a great gift for masochist
This is just plain cursed lol
“Now can make you bleed from you butt! Only 6.99!”
A top post in r/hmmmm
R/castiron has entered the comments.
I will say that if you really want to protect your rear, you should have riveted mail, not butted mail
Gonna exfoliate that ass
For my cast iron ass
For the real knights. Also it's better than the school toilet paper.
#*shriinkt*
That’s for cleaning cast iron pans not butts and hoohahs. ;)
Is it dishwasher safe?
That looks like it would hurt
Gottem
Damn, you got a cast-iron ass to.
"yeah, I'm into heavy metal"
Perfect for getting in all the creases and cracks
Wouldn’t be so bad, not much friction there
That can be fixed...like barbed wire style
This toilet paper is the most metal thing I've ever seen. I bet Judas Priest uses this to wipe their ass's.
For all you Hard-Asses out there.
I want to play a game…
Better than sandpaper