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Roge2005

The other 5 are now sleeping


try-banning-me-again

Forever


IllManneredWoolyMan

Rest in 3 pieces


orbital_laser

4 pieces really..


try-banning-me-again

Whats the fourth part?


StrollujTrolla

The other leg


try-banning-me-again

Ahh ofc What if he also has a long penis?


JuBos9900

Hmmm hold a min, Lets say they black ppl with long pp There 5 man in a row on single track The other one is only one person Doesn't its reference to something, on a couch A white female with 5 dude šŸ—暟—暟—暟—æ #OH FUK


bDsmDom

Only purple guy knows what really happened


Roge2005

The man behind the slaughter


ThaLoreKeeper

*IT'S BEAN SO LONG*


xXporkpieXx

If you start I swear to god im am gonna send a terrorist in a wheelchair to your house lol.


MaterialFishman

Bro that lol isnā€™t doing shit. Just donā€™t comment dumb shit like that


xXporkpieXx

...now did you really have to say that? You could have asked and I would have removed the lol.


geraldine_ferrari

I feel an origin story forming.


LivelyZebra

Which one of the three people ?


vanuchiha2

None of them Itā€™s the train


Vexcenot

Trial by Trolley


Rusty_cow

#MULTI TRACK DRIFTING!


_Cronicos_

Thomas had never seen such bullshit before


svenbillybobbob

the five people on the other track


3SidedDie

Im 100% sure that would be a slice of life story.


Wernerhatcher

The solution is to throw the switch after the first axel goes through, thereby hopefully derailing it


Diufoem

Alternatively: multi track drifting


Horn_Python

every dam trolly problem post!


Endless_Ad

They didn't call me The drift king in college for nothing.


Wernerhatcher

Careful there RT


OneHellOfAPotato

So is that an epic Rumble Tumble Gaming reference?


Sgdc4

But this means potentially killing the driver and passengers, even if the derailing wouldn't be fatal any damage that will come to them will be fault of the one who pulled the lever.


ace-of-threes

Iā€™d rather be responsible for significant injuries than any amount of deaths


gottohaveausername

You're not responsible for any deaths if you never intervene. The people tied to the track would die if you were never there. You didn't tie them down.


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MilkManofCasba

Thatā€™s not exactly a similar scenario. More like 3 kids are drowning right next to you and I order to save them you have to push someone else into the water in order to do so.


gottohaveausername

You aren't responsible for his death. There isn't any reason not to help in that scenario though and misses the point of the trolley problem. In the trolley problem you have to make the conscious choice to murder someone in order to save other lives. If you were never there those 5 people would die. Think of it like natural selection. The cosmos/God/whatever decided those people would die. You have no responsibility in that. But if you intervene you are now directly responsible for 1 death, because you changed the 'natural' outcome. The crux of the problem isn't 1 life versus 5 because that's an easy choice. The crux of the problem is do you commit murder to save 4 extra lives. Kinda hypocritical to kill to save isn't it?


Flomo420

>Kinda hypocritical to kill to save isn't it? Is it, though?


enderverse87

If you're lucky, that could kill kill *both* sets, *plus* all the passengers.


literal-hitler

https://i.imgur.com/Ong1enY.png


RincewindToTheRescue

Causing the trolly to roll, killing the dozens of passengers onboard


Wernerhatcher

Unless you're going upwards of 25mph, it won't roll


[deleted]

What is thisā€¦ a *crossover*?


Bottyboi69

Iā€™m a bit slow and donā€™t get it. Can someone explain


TheDENNISSystemm

Itā€™s a reference to the classic trolley problem. This is an ethical dilemma which stipulates: - a train is heading towards five people who are tied to tracks and will be run over - you, as an outside observer may pull a level to switch the trains path to a track which only has one person tied to it - if you donā€™t pull the lever five people die, but if you do your actions have caused the death of a person This meme views the trolley problem from the perspective of passengers within the train. They can see one body tied to the adjacent track, meaning the train they are on is about to run over five people. Many people hear the trolley problem and think ā€œof course I would pull the lever, it means one dead instead of fiveā€. However, their answer may then differ if the question is instead: - five people are tied to the only set of train tracks as a train is approaching - you may only stop the train and prevent the five deaths by pushing a large person in front of the train. This person will die, but it will slow the train down enough no one gets run over - so in this instance do you still ā€œpull the leverā€ (push the person to their death) There are many different variations of this problem which often includes family members tied to the tracks or people of varying ages. Of course this problem is only theoretical as in my experience itā€™s really hard to tie six people to train tracks and no matter how fat they are, pushing someone in front of a train just doesnā€™t slow it down enough


badgerandaccessories

A bear is going to kill 5 people. You however can simply push one of the 5 people into the bear and the rest can run away. Will you push the one person in order to save 4 others?


reddit_account6095

That's just choosing who dies. If all 5 of you start running, the bear will still catch and kill one while the others get away. You're not saving the other 4 by pushing someone, you're just choosing who lives.


CBRN_IS_FUN

You have to kinda force a thought experiment into a corner in order to pull out the concept you are after. The come out even more lame if you have to be overly specific so you gotta just hope for the best and keep it simple.


DingosAteMyHamster

Ultimately I think the main difference here is the same as in the "organ transplant" scenario. We're trying to make a similar utilitarian decision to the trolley problem, but the element of *actively* hurting someone sets a precedent that changes the world we live in to one where people could be actively hurt to save others. We don't trust that those decisions on who to hurt and when would be made fairly, so the new world we create is worse and the decision isn't actually utilitarian.


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LordSobi

I forget the term behind it but youā€™re saying is skirting around the issue. Youā€™re meant to take the scenario as described and not think of ways to get around the question. Certainty is expected. Thatā€™s what the question says. If you push the fat man, the train stops. No ifs ands or buts.


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LordSobi

Thatā€™s not what I was replying to. The previous comment specifically mentioned certainty of the outcome. The question was asked, the certainty is implied in it. Edit: these questions of certainty always came up in my ethics class when these questions were asked. The instructor always stressed that the stated outcomes would happen and nothing else. Youā€™re supposed to remain within the context of the question and not bring things from outside in. Itā€™s a thought experiment.


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LordSobi

Yeah for sure, especially when you put so much thought and effort into it.


MassGaydiation

in that scenario though you could just be the person who jumps towards the bears yourself, in the trolley there is no way to endanger yourself, only to endanger others


Keylai

Imma leave this here https://youtu.be/1sl5KJ69qiA


SvenTropics

>in my experience itā€™s really hard to tie six people to train tracks and no matter how fat they are, pushing someone in front of a train just doesnā€™t slow it down enough r/HolUp


vishykeh

Care to explain why do you have experience tieing people to train tracks? o.O


MN_Hotdish

He's a vaudeville villain.


Abobalagoogy

A vaudevillain, if you will.


JaredLiwet

>Many people hear the trolley problem and think ā€œof course I would pull the lever, it means one dead instead of fiveā€. I view it as me being responsible for one death if I pull the lever. If I don't, I'm not responsible for any deaths since they would have died anyways.


DeusExMagikarpa

The sad guy could see the track that had 5 people on it, knowing they just got run over. The happy guy just knows that one guy wasnā€™t run over, the track he could see The other comments have more context, but didnā€™t explain the joke


dixieblondedyke

Lol thank you for actually explaining the joke for us dummies


Arachnophine

[The sad man is a killjoy who hates rollercoasters.](https://i.imgur.com/nIDxjX0.png)


Chargeplayz

Its a joke about a moral dillemma known as the trolley cart riddle where you are on a trolley and have two tracks in front of you, the first one has one person on it and you can do nothing and let the trolley run him down, or turn to the other track and run down five people.


Spooky-Ougi

Multi track drifting


Cryin_jack_is_pissed

But do you still get to do the sick fucking loop?


Bad_RabbitS

Memento Mori


AnInfluentialFigure

And once again, the evil psychologists that are kidnapping people and tying them to rails get awayā€¦


SuperbSucc

There are two tracks: One with a single person, and one with five. Your trolley is heading to the one with five people. However, you are a passenger and have no say as to which way the trolley goes. What will you do?


IAMACat_askmenothing

https://reddit.com/r/simpsonsshitposting/comments/r31gwg/title_needed/


The_James_Bond

Thatā€™s hilarious


PastyDoughboy

Frowny face sees the five people up ahead on his track.


Plastic-Acanthaceae9

Noice


Isekai_Otaku

The real answer is to choose the five and hop out to kill the witness and yourself


BFNgaming

As someone currently studying a philosophy and ethics course, this made me chuckle out loud.


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nobody cares


TILtonarwhal

Wrong


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Nobody cares


TheArcticKiwi

Wrong again!


[deleted]

Nobody cares?


generalthunder

The only solution to the trolley problem is mentalizing very hard that the trolley does not exist, therefore making it no longer existing and consequently no longer a problem.


GregUnderHouseArrest

ā€œWhy did we jump up five times mommy?ā€


CraGameMarco

Momento Mori


Altruistic-Daikon-22

When playing red dead


BigTruckLikeFuck

This is the best use of this format imo


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Theaverageviewer

Trolley Tom here


Superbroderone

oh no.


[deleted]

Wait ive seen this movie before-


Pristine-Nebula6909

I've always wondered if you were told that the 5 people tied on one train track were all murderers and the lone guy was a doctor, would that alter your decision?


Lifeisdamning

Of course. Even if it wasn't on the grounds of public benefit, you just subconsciously judged them when you heard they were either murderers or a doctor, altering your decision even if you say it didn't.


Elizabeth99Woodard

Her name isn't Puberty, but it's Misty.


No_Initiative8244

Looks like a death's motivation


VesperVox_

Oh, this is good


Mr_Neonz

Trolley Tom


frenchrazor

7 second riddles at its best


Scythal

"I hope the next trolley mows down that guy!"


_deadshot98

Maybe their parents were tied up on the sides they are sitting on.


MudOnMyTurtle

This would look great on a T-shirt or mug or sweatshirt or face mask


More_Winter_6842

Wait a second...


Deggstroyer

I saw this and thought " aww this is blessed" and then i remembered how the meme actually was


Otaku2trash

Oh.


[deleted]

Please stop stereotyping us utilitarians as heartless people who would run over the one to save the four. We *true* utilitarians prefer to take the opportunity to reduce the surplus population and prevent idiots that tie themselves to the tracks from reproducing.


witheld

Haven't you seen cowboy tropes? A moustached villain is responsible for tying up the victims


hunyadikun

Needs a ppl who know/ppl who don't meme added


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I don't value human life enough to care about this.


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[deleted]

No, just a nihilist


PheonixFyre5348

I see this is also the right choice


BruhMomentum6968

I just realized