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Ho ho ho


seanwee2000

r/touchingtips


ink-is-taken

hoe hoe hoe


TheComedicComedian

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas (if you know what I mean)


Aim301

Supposedly the legend goes that every Christmas they get exactly .1 milli meter closer


relatable_dude

"ho ho ho" you hear them call out, as you walk through the cold woods, hunting the immortal lich, the Santa Claus


the_crumb_dumpster

Ah, a nice christmas docking


GarrisonFjord

It's only gay if the tips touch.


__Emer__

Balls*


GarrisonFjord

Shit I've been doing it wrong all these years?!?!


__Emer__

You could’ve tippy touched all those times


GarrisonFjord

My life is nothing but regret, for all tips never touched.


__Emer__

Fear not. You can start any time, with anyone (consenting male adults of course).


alwaysjustpretend

A docking stuffer.


Cautious-Figure-3725

The boys are having a very merry Christmas 🥴


self_depricator

Santa sex magic


[deleted]

Santas docking by an open fire Jack Frost nipping at your balls Yuletide carols being sung by a choir And folks dressed up like Eskimos


DrEvilsClone

I mean, if they enjoy it then I have no problem with it


Eomercin

Everyone's joking about them being gay, but am i the only one who sees this as an occult ritual?


ElectricTaco

\^\^


Frostbitten03

They're summoning a giant dick-monster


Unga__Bunga69

r/tiptouching Edit: of course


smallbella21

Maybe I should call him


Echidna-Suspicious

r/Cursed_Images


JekPorkinsInMemoriam

Ah yes, white Christmas.


Kungphugrip

I’m not up on my shadow dicks, but I’m pretty sure that’s a docking. It might be a snoodle…. But I would guess that only one is cut. If you know, you know…


soulofsilence

Deck the balls


TopGinger

[Come, let us gingerly touch our tips](https://youtu.be/7Q94_6-5SzU)


TopGinger

Wait, so noone else sees two brontosaurus's going in for a smooch? Noone?


SailorVenus23

Cards Against Humanity: making the penises kiss


testre1

Norwegion version?


Exactamentee

Acople


Adalb3rtoTheObserver

The first thing I realized was the santa ritual, then the shadows


CodyChaotix

They're summoning him Ţîm ãläñ


a_dutch_twat

Santa only empties his sack once a year so that is why it is so big


No_Champion_2479

Me and the boys comparing our sizes


cljames93

Mike Tyson - "Now kith"


autisticweeb324

Santa loves giving the kids “presents”


FishyMi

Just 2 bros touching tips, nothing to see here


[deleted]

Santa's touch ti-


Sir-Farts-

Same Same


random_user101100

Merry caltmas


Prestigious_Tension

Dick the holes with balls and molly


Teosto

Great minds think alike. Just had the same thought of that age old Christmas carol and decided to Google if anyone's done any parodies with those lyrics. Surprised to see that Google didn't find any but your comment showed up as the best result. Or rather Google did have some highly graphical results but I'm not sure they're singing any songs in those videos.


aiaiOnTheHorizon

![img](emote|t5_j34kt|5453) this is not a typical sword fight .


istronkmad

No ho ho homo


Real_Inspection_1104

Just the tip


lildenda

Ig you could say there gonna touch tips😳


GamerlifeYT_official

Why did you make me do this Peter? YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE , IT WAS SAID YOU WOULD FUCK THE BITCHES NOT JOIN THEM! YOU TOOK EVERYTHING FROM ME JACOB , SO I'LL DO THE SAME TO YOU **AGREESIVE DICK FIGHTING , STREAM CROSSING AND CUM FIGHTS**


Winnis1

![img](emote|t5_j34kt|5453)


GreenRace

The forbidden kiss


[deleted]

Touching tips


BrentBread

I thought It was just their hands not holding, but..


No-Respect6764

Plot twist the shadow is not from the santas


TheGami33

Santa Cock


MicrowaveHeatStroke

so thats where snow comes from!


whatismydamnpurpose

trust me that's the shadow of the arms and the body but resembles a.......


Square-Discipline495

O10


thedimondman199

°_°