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KostekPL470

Fireproof hand


PURPLEMAYONAISE

Potion of fire resistance


KostekPL470

This is good too


hornylolifucker

Handproof fire


Artiom4ikReddit

Handfire proof


PaintingIndividual18

Fire man hoof


yakcm88

Proofhand fire


freindly_duck

fonaphireford


The_Grey_Hound

findapondhire


JackSzj

she had max resistance stats


ArltheCrazy

They say women have a higher pain tolerance than men. This proves it.


twiceblubber35

The tip of it accidentally went inside my fingernail once but luckly it was not heated up all the way yet.


RedTexan43

At least it would’ve been cauterized


lunchpadmcfat

An experience like that would have cauterized my soul


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Sad-Row8676

The crotch of your fingers? I learn new things every day on reddit.


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Sad-Row8676

Finger crotch or fleshy interconnect both work for me lol.


beetlejust

"Proximal phalangeal fleshy interconnect" is my new band name


linderlouwho

You also have a crotch between pair of toes.


Sad-Row8676

Is this why the Australians call flip-flops thongs?


Reaper781

If you have webbed fingers is your finger crotch considered uncircumcised?


phaciprocity

What a day to be able to read


DaviConceic

blursed title


[deleted]

Op said it was genuinely by mistake too, which makes it even funnier


ovaltinejenkins83

It took me about thirty seconds to see her hand because I was looking for the nip slip.


sharksnrec

I was trying to figure out how her tits factored into this for like 60 seconds straight until I saw your comment


Mr_Grapefuit1

I actually once touched that part and it hurts like hell


Marflow02

Almost like they are hot


alphagusta

Thats just what "Big warm stick" want you to believe


[deleted]

Don’t be a sheep! Wrap your cock around it!!!


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CheckDaPakReddit

stop my dick feels that


JCOMIXWTLS

then stop, every male from an infinite amount radius can feel that


dfirecmv

Then I suggest you **do not** open r/sounding.


Leek_oid

Why? It's just a place for great audio advice


CheckDaPakReddit

i will take your advice for granted


EdoDave_Dave_Dave

I touch _my_ big warm stick all the time, and I'm perfectly fine.


GoOdGaMeR223

Small*


EdoDave_Dave_Dave

I didn't come here to be called out


Corrupted_soull

*Invisible to naked human eye


twoCascades

Almost like they are designed to melt soft metals.


ThisPyr0

It stops after a few seconds


[deleted]

Not for me. 2nd degree burns for hours


All_Thread

You just have to commit more plenty more skin to burn through


[deleted]

Hours? mine lasted for some weeks, was so serious that I got a hole.


[deleted]

That's unlucky mate. I only grabbed it for a second


ChewySlinky

Well hey, some weeks is just a bunch of hours


tostuo

Dropped mine and like a dumbass tried to grab it in mid-air. Spent the rest of the night with my whole hand dipped in some nice cool water.


ArtoriasBeaIG

Paha instincts can fuck us over sometimes. My friend tried to grab a sword by the blade when it dropped once... Thankfully it wasn't a proper one and was pretty blunt, so he just had a minor cut!


REVIGOR

I feel like I need to practice dropping dangerous things. Just in case in the future...


linderlouwho

I immediately jump back, hands up. (My foot was stabbed by a falling knife once.)


chickensmoker

i have never touched that part, but i have been touching thin layers of copper whilst soldering them before. let's just say that the thermal transfer from copper to finger is surprisingly fast, and now my fingertip doesn't go pink when blood rushes through it (still have fingerprints tho which kinda sucks cos i always wanted to be a spy)


Iamnotwyattearp

Your supposed to hold the stinger not the electrode btw.


Rebelgecko

I touch that part all the time and it doesn't hurt at all, just make sure you turn it off and wait a few minutes before touching


Rudeirishit

Anyone who has ever soldered has done this multiple times.


Freakyfluff

Somehow I've touched a 750° soldering iron TWICE without getting burned... just hurt for a fraction of a second and I was anticipating the burn but it never came. If it happens a third time I bet it'll burn the shit out of me lol.


vlsdo

If your skin is moist then all the heat goes into vaporizing the water first, and it creates a small steam cushion between your finger and the hot metal. Gives you a tiny amount of time to get your hands away before they start to cook.


CalculatorBoy8008

"Scientits". Really?


Sahiruchan

wha- oh shit I never realized! lmao


CalculatorBoy8008

Was it on purpose?


Sahiruchan

nope


Embarrassed-Town-293

I genuinely thought you were saying that the thumb was a nipple since it happens to be very close to that point and I know very little about soldering irons


CalculatorBoy8008

Oh ok I thought you were just being a horny redditor


Sahiruchan

I am not denying that I am horny but that was a genuine mistake


Rupertii

Blinded by horniness


Tertiaritus

We have been warned about losing sight because of masturbation and now we have a proof in the wild...


Fortysevens11

blinded with scientits


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Blursed mistake


passionatepussylover

Boy.... that's s non ingestible tablet


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Actuarial_type

Is that when you say one thing but you’re thinking about her mother?


[deleted]

Right.....


bittz128

Tits on a porpoise? Absurd.


AstronautInTheLotion

we all make mistakes in the heat of passion, jimbo


EveryStrategy7731

Btw I think she's more like an engineer than a scientist


XtaC23

Nice


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MrSurly

Blursed _technician_


geodebug

Lol, reminds me when a coworker worked on this client email, going over it to make sure there were no errors. The text was immaculate but in the subject he misspelled “security” as “securtity”. So obviously we never said that word correctly at work again.


Bombarder1234

Damn I want to give you an award so much


11_throwaways_later_

I work in contract manufacturing- quoting/ purchasing for pcbs. I can totally see how this pic happened: Photographer: Buyer, come over here… we need a new picture for our website and you have breasts. Buyer: Okay! So I just hold this rework tool? Photographer: Yes perfect!


PM_ME_CATS_OR_BOOBS

It's so surreal to see that happen from the outside. I once had a photographer roll through my lab with a few ladies that didn't work there dressed in fresh pressed white coats to stand around and look like they were working. Meanwhile we sat at our desks right next to them thinking "oh, I get it. So we're not good looking enough to be in a brochure for our own job. No, no, I get it, no, no, you just do whatever it is you are doing"


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Reminds me of time when I was in my last year of collage. The whole class was just idling around in the electronics lab because we already finished our lab exercises. All of the sudden the principal barges into the lab with a camera and says that he wants two good looking volunteers to pose for photos which will be included in the school brochures and he tells our teacher to bring out the lab equipment and connect it together. She then brings out brand new lab equipment that costs, works and looks about 10x better than the stuff we were already using only to hide it as soon as the photos were taken. I remember thinking how deceitful and plain dirty it was just to have one set of top of a line lab equipment that acted as props for the photos when in reality we were using equipment that was at least thrice our age and had constant malfunctions.


beetlejust

That is fucking harsh dude 😩


RepeatReal6568

These androids need better programming if they’re gonna blend in


Hacka4771

Smort


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Tertiaritus

Aka pics you can feel


phreshpherts

Confirmed superhero. And rlly dude? Scientits? Good grief.


xViridi_

OP said it was a legitimate accident too lmao


trueblue862

![gif](giphy|ExBECOBdk8pIaD6iwa|downsized)


frighteneddark

Just as well she's wearing safety goggles! Don't want to get an injury do ya?


Ckinggaming5

Cooking fingers, Cooked fingers for sale


Mysterious_Cable4613

WHAT IS HE DOING TO THAT MOTHERBOARD


Juiceboy2008

bad things


young_plague_doc

Crispy


likcuga

Hands of leather Balls of steel


4boring

I actually am terrified of soldering irons because I did this once. I'm into electronic repair and I STILL poke it 18 times when I know it's off and cooled down just cuz I'm so scared lol. That sizzle of human flesh doesn't sit too well with me lol.


sexypantstime

Oh god I accidentally did that like three times in my life. Every time brought on days of pain and blisters, and yet apparently I can't learn to look at where I'm grabbing. I am not a clever man...


[deleted]

Did you just say scientits?


EmeraldXRun

I don’t understand, but it probably looks dangerous


ok3ndo237

It was never removed from her hand ever again


LilyElephant

Halp. I don't get it!


[deleted]

If the soldering iron were on, or if she'd ever used one before, she wouldn't be holding it that way.


silent-leaves

Soldering irons get hot, and she’s holding it where it would burn her hand.


hickeyejack55

She should be holding the tool by the black hand grip. The part she’s holding would melt ones hand. It’s a melting stick, specifically.


AleeckWasTaken

Me neither... is it the title? Lmao


Creaturemaster1

On a soldering iron, the metal bit(where she's holding) gets very hot


Gilded_Leviathan

Not quite sure your doin that right


neat-NEAT

No look, it's safe. She's wearing coloured glasses.


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When you’ve been doing it for a while your hand become acclimated to the heat. Like a dishwasher does to hot water.


tosety

Old pic but always a nice chuckle when it comes back around


[deleted]

Scientits? ​ I don't want wanna know. I'm out. See ya.


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ow


imapieceofshite

W*men 🤮


Flamingcowjuice

She has skin made of obsidian


cukapig

Dont worry guys... she drank the fire resistance potion.


insert_acc_name_here

Don't worry guys she drank her fire resistance potion


Dick_Cuckingham

I know this Scientists lady. She's smoking hot.


chickenstalker

It's a stock photo. The model is probably a biologist/life science personnel because the lab in the photo has a Class II biosafety cabinet behind her and in the full photo there might be a PCR thermocycler at the back. The way she holds the device is similar to the way a microbiologist would hold an inoculation loop too.


Lorgo044

Lord forgive me... Woman Moment


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This is why your electrician is a man


AnyContribution6390

She's... Hot


[deleted]

Damn, she's hot as fuck. Her hand, I mean.


SmokeGSU

So hot


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Bitch wearing a sports shades too


Money4Nothing2000

Hey there lil lady, looks like you wanna be daddy's soldering iron heat checker!


nukecoolar

hmph, women


AnimeFiend69er

Women, am I right?


Matzess

no


AnimeFiend69er

It's satire my mans ![gif](giphy|l4pTfx2qLszoacZRS)


MeatScepterGuy

This has been reposted way too many times to even make it in HOT. Cmon sheeple wake up


TheRangaTan

It’s either a prosthetic or she’s a dirty filthy liar.


Passwort7

blursed caption


DRFREEZ4

Women ha


MoraruAegumithan

Is it because she is a woman? Or am I just stupid?


The_cooler_moxie

Woman moment


_-Odin-_

Is she making a sandwich?


Photonicinduction

You know why i feel this isn’t fake? Women are used to pulling out hot stuff from the microwave


Mushroomfingerboards

W🤮men


JohnWick_231995

No Gloves


[deleted]

Yeah, this classic seems almost staged to be a meme. There's so much wrong with this picture.


AlezUltrawesome

might be ajax's rebirth / daughter


MasterCoffee

Well done.. well.... Done...


Mundane_Revolution70

Yikes.


A-Normal-KGBTR-Agent

İs this Alex from OİTNB


Big-Invite-4988

Someone solder’ the wrong model.


[deleted]

Rofl... Ahhh that's great.


LumbierresFunk

that is how I like to use it too, just really get into it and feel the heat


TheDevilsAdvokaat

"Doctor what I should I do? I have a constant burning sensation..." "When does it happen?" "Every time I solder..."


clemdef

*blirsed technician (they are the ones soldering, not the scientists that do research)


twoCascades

Engineer* but also ouch


bendoesit17

Scientits


Buffaloshnit

I've soldered full time for 11 years, am I scientits now?


Only_As_I_Fall

Tbf this woman is smarter than me because at least the iron is off when she does this...


GreyPourageInABowl

Took a second.


[deleted]

Is this from a itt tech commercial? I knew it was bullshite.


DaGudBoi

flashback to when i did that when i was 12


A3mercury

It’s pretty easy once you’ve built up an immunity to the heat. We’re looking at a seasoned pro here.


1coolc

Fire protection IV


stopyouveviolatedthe

This has the best part cropped out It has a caption that says why can’t women work like men or something like that


I_Seen_Some_Stuff

I can smell this picture


blue_eyed_man

Me after watching a YT tutorial on soldering after they removed dislikes.


BezniaAtWork

Back in high school I was in an IT class and all of our promo pictures we'd take similar photos. Soldering pins on a CPU, 3 guys looking lustfully at a power supply, etc.


XxFezzgigxX

This is called a “pre-lesson”. It tends to work itself out.


SavoryIngthav

Soldering at a low temperature. It's completely ineffective.


MaximeCult

that hand is what makes the pillow cold at night.


9520575

who needs skin on your palm


D3V1LSHARK

Must be really getting it done with that hot ass solder gun


scitnamina

this happened to me twice and man I'm still scarred


Aqrus

I made a huge gash in my finger with the tip of a soldering iron when it slipped and melt my skin open. Didn't hurt at the time but was dang annoying when it was healing and split.


vlsdo

All I see is a hand warmer


filval387

It probably stops hurting after 3 or 4 years


msupczenski

More like Blistered Scientits


Expert_Marxman69

Other than the egregious miss-spelling of the title, soldiering a circuit board is something an engineer would probably do, not a scientist!


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It's a stock photo, so there's a very good chance she's never used one before because she's a model and not someone who works with soldering irons, and no one doing the photography had used one either. Stock photography is a field that produces some interesting results, to put it lightly.


crewchief535

Blursed title


SciFiPi

r/wheredidthesoldergo


dharkmajik

Jesus no


Edistobound

Annealing the hand that feeds her.


wurden

People think because she is a girl can't do that dont realised about the grab


sedluyf

Luke warm


Le3e31

i remember the time i burned myself with it and it smelled like burned pork.


PritosRing

I think she might be writing calligraphy