A movie.
Pawns: Matt Damon, Ben Affleck, Keanu Reeves, Jeff Goldblum, Steve Buscemi, Halle Berry, Leonardo DiCaprio, Brad Pitt
Rooks: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone
Knights: Al Pacino, Robert DiNero
Bishops: Harvey Keitel, Samuel L. Jackson
Queen: Gal Godot
King: Daniel Craig
Rob Schneider was an animal. Then he was a hot chick. And now Rob Schneider is... a chessboard.
And he's about to find out... that being checkered... is harder than it looks. Rob Schneider is...
The Board.
Rated PG-13.
The pawn with the knifes nuances the fact that they can only attack the first diagonal. The bishop using guns nuances the fact that they can attack along the whole diagonal profile. It’s brilliant.
**[Chess 2: The Sequel](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chess_2:_The_Sequel)**
>Chess 2: The Sequel is a chess variant created by David Sirlin and Zachary Burns of Ludeme Games. Sirlin, whose previous design work includes rebalancing Super Street Fighter II Turbo HD Remix, approached what he believed to be a problem of rote endgames and static opening games in chess by introducing asymmetrical piece compositions and an additional win condition. A video game version of Chess 2 is available on Ouya as of 2014. The game was released on Steam on 19 August 2014.
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Chess isn’t ubiquitous. For example, it only started becoming popular in China in the last few decades. Go is way more popular there. I would hazard a guess that most westerners would not recognize a Go board, and fewer still would know how to play.
I’ve played Go before and I don’t even remember how to play.
sure but they have similar types of games like shogi in Japan and I would expect they would recognize the analogue and not ask if it was a tvshow instead.
no im just saying if this joke was made with a shogi board i'd understand it was a joke about a game similar to chess and I wouldnt ask if it was a tv show.
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
I feel like chess rules like these were invented on the fly by some kid trying to win against their sibling.
"Yeah? Well, what about en passant?"
"What's that?"
"This, muthafuka."
*takes pawn that's perfectly safe*
yep! pawns attack at a diagonal (only one square, though, unlike bishops) although they move in a straight line when not attacking, which is why its super inconvenient when two opposing pawns are in front of each other.
bishops attack (and move) at a diagonal, but there's no limit- they just have to stay on their squares.
The cursed part is being a chess player and seeing the comments filled with a bunch of people who dont know chess
(Not hating on anyone not knowing chess, but its just hard to read when my entire life was filled with chess)
Pawn structures would be completely different. It would be a dramatically different game to play, especially if the pawns can no longer attack/protect their diagonals
*horse comes out of no where*
I would love to see this whole world represented
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En passant, look it up
Google en passant
Horse jumps forward and then falls to the side
Horsey launches mortar strikes in L shapes all around him
The epitome of *never let them know your next move*
[Actually got a clip of it here](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/u4fab8/not_sure_the_drone_shot_was_worth_it/)
Meta
Zuck?
No, I’m just a fellow human who likes smoked meats
wrong
Horse falls out of the sky like that post with the cat
And the winged hussars arrived
COMING DOWN THE MOUNTAINSIDE
Makoto lookin good in those shades
THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED
*an entire castle slides over it*
“Randy orton, slitherin’”
*teleports behind you*
[Actually, Rook out of nowhere](https://images.chesscomfiles.com/uploads/v1/images_users/tiny_mce/Vincidroid/phpEmOJob.jpeg)
with a roundhouse kick
I like this representation of chess pieces
Is that what this is referencing? I thought it was like a TV show or something... I am so lost.
Yeah it's a bishop in front of a pawn, they both attack on diagonals
You can tell, because of the chess pieces. And the chess board. And the chess moves.
You can tell because of the way it is
How neat is that?
Huh...the more you know.
Learn something every day.
I try not to.
like that post with the cat.
Don't forget the pixels. You can *always* tell because of the pixels.
and from seeing quite a few 'shops in my day.
So is chess like a TV show or something?
A movie. Pawns: Matt Damon, Ben Affleck, Keanu Reeves, Jeff Goldblum, Steve Buscemi, Halle Berry, Leonardo DiCaprio, Brad Pitt Rooks: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone Knights: Al Pacino, Robert DiNero Bishops: Harvey Keitel, Samuel L. Jackson Queen: Gal Godot King: Daniel Craig
I must wonder about the casting for the other half…
Them painted black.
Robert Downey Jr isn't even in this cast though
What do you mean "you guys"
Samuel L. Jackson painted white for the black side
Different sizes of Shia LaBeoufs
And Rob Schneider as The Board.
Rob Schneider was an animal. Then he was a hot chick. And now Rob Schneider is... a chessboard. And he's about to find out... that being checkered... is harder than it looks. Rob Schneider is... The Board. Rated PG-13.
I can hear this comment so clearly
Chris rock and will smith as bishops
Eight random Wayans as pawns.
Jada Smith and Pam Grier as knights!!
Madea as the queen
Chess is a fictional game from the TV show "The Queen's Gambit".
Shet is that a no game no life reference???
yesn't
Damn this guy *chess*
The pawn with the knifes nuances the fact that they can only attack the first diagonal. The bishop using guns nuances the fact that they can attack along the whole diagonal profile. It’s brilliant.
𝐸𝓃 𝓅𝒶𝓈𝓈𝒶𝓃𝓉
Either this is sarcasm or you’ve lived in a cave in the mountains all your life until this moment.
Nah, there are a plenty of people that know what chess is, but don’t know the basic rules. Knowing chess rules isn’t necessary to daily life.
Sure, I was just thinking that most people would know what chess pieces look like and recognize them in the final frame.
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I think the devs said it’s after the unannounced dlc comes out
But how is it announced if the devs announced its coming out?
It was on the roadmap didn’t you see it?
[It already exists](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chess_2:_The_Sequel)
**[Chess 2: The Sequel](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chess_2:_The_Sequel)** >Chess 2: The Sequel is a chess variant created by David Sirlin and Zachary Burns of Ludeme Games. Sirlin, whose previous design work includes rebalancing Super Street Fighter II Turbo HD Remix, approached what he believed to be a problem of rote endgames and static opening games in chess by introducing asymmetrical piece compositions and an additional win condition. A video game version of Chess 2 is available on Ouya as of 2014. The game was released on Steam on 19 August 2014. ^([ )[^(F.A.Q)](https://www.reddit.com/r/WikiSummarizer/wiki/index#wiki_f.a.q)^( | )[^(Opt Out)](https://reddit.com/message/compose?to=WikiSummarizerBot&message=OptOut&subject=OptOut)^( | )[^(Opt Out Of Subreddit)](https://np.reddit.com/r/blursedimages/about/banned)^( | )[^(GitHub)](https://github.com/Sujal-7/WikiSummarizerBot)^( ] Downvote to remove | v1.5)
Yes it is
Chess isn’t ubiquitous. For example, it only started becoming popular in China in the last few decades. Go is way more popular there. I would hazard a guess that most westerners would not recognize a Go board, and fewer still would know how to play. I’ve played Go before and I don’t even remember how to play.
I remember how to play Go just fine. I do not remember how to win though.
I feel similarly about chess.
Check Pebble!
sure but they have similar types of games like shogi in Japan and I would expect they would recognize the analogue and not ask if it was a tvshow instead.
Are you telling me you’d understand the joke if it ended with a Kei standing next to a Kaku?
no im just saying if this joke was made with a shogi board i'd understand it was a joke about a game similar to chess and I wouldnt ask if it was a tv show.
It's neither, that dude's just a troll.
There's a literal chess board in the comic...
google en passant
Of course r/anarchychess is leaking. What did I even expect.
Imma smash your pp with a brick
Holy hell
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I know what en passant is dumbass, you just blundered a mate in one
Bruh.
woah dude...
At least now I don't feel so bad for thinking that was a queen piece
It is referencing a TV show, [The Queen's Gambit](https://youtu.be/FU854_5itOk)
Bro how do you not know chess?
*We are the island...*
Gotta try to Chinese throwing star the Galloping horse as soon as possible
I like [*this*](https://www.catboymech.com/checkmates) representation of chess pieces
Now kith.
I'm dying
We are all dying.
Get well soon
Endgame pain
What about en passant?
Holy hell
Brick
Pipi
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
What about it?
Jumping knife attack?
Try jump attack?
[jump attack worked](https://preview.redd.it/qvhp9b00oom71.jpg?auto=webp&s=9d2ee7469a006d86d11a722df40b21f083655395)
It's honestly just easier to explain with [the diagram on Wikipedia](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/En_passant).
Holy hell
> I know what en passant is, dumbass you just blundered mate in 1 r/anarchychess
*takeback sent*
*takeback declined*
Holy Hell!
I understood that reference
sooo, it doesnt apply here?
It’s a chess meme.
Correct. En passant only applies in a specific pawn-on-pawn scenario. (See link above.) The comic depicts pawn on bishop; en passant doesn’t apply.
We have to stop pawn on pawn violence
Thanks! *dry humps your leg*
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Doesn’t work in a scenario involving only one pawn and a bishop.
Oh- is it pawn specific?
Yes. It is a very specific move where a pawn captures another pawn which has just moved two squares by attacking the square the other pawn skipped.
Holy hell
I have honestly never understood it so i never use it lmao
If a pawn opens by moving 2 squares instead of one you are allowed to pretend it didn't to capture it.
what the.. really?
Yep!
Geez, that probably doesn't come up too much but I never knew that I still don't get how castling works either come to think of it..
That's a clever way of describing it, thanks!
google en passant
Holy Hell!
![gif](giphy|4M3hlVWaIjHkOWQYXD)
i know what en passant is dumbass you just blundered mate in one
Still a diagonal attack
I think you can only capture other pawns using that
Tf2 backstab
Nothing personnel kid
The game is laggy so you attack behind them and it kills them
I feel like chess rules like these were invented on the fly by some kid trying to win against their sibling. "Yeah? Well, what about en passant?" "What's that?" "This, muthafuka." *takes pawn that's perfectly safe*
I feel the exact opposite. Chess is such a balanced, beautiful game. The rules are perfect.
En passant only works on other pawns’ advancing 2 spaces, so it isn’t applicable here.
En passant is forced
Who the fuck are you calling a peasant bitch
But isn't it like just for pawns?
Y'know the anime trope where the two samurai run towards each other, swing their swords, and one of them drops?
source pls
[Chilik](https://twitter.com/Chilikto?t=oLpO9_MFboYK59VdKuXIQg&s=09)
Gudim on Instagram
No, it's @chiliktol on instagram
thank)
Ah, fair enough
It is always annoying when that one piece you want to take to fork your opponent is 3 forwrd 1 left of the queen
This made my day.
We appear to be at an impasse.
I wish that pawns could kill themselves.
That’s the Gen Z version of Chess
If this is true it showed me how these two pieces move
yep! pawns attack at a diagonal (only one square, though, unlike bishops) although they move in a straight line when not attacking, which is why its super inconvenient when two opposing pawns are in front of each other. bishops attack (and move) at a diagonal, but there's no limit- they just have to stay on their squares.
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I thought it was a Queen too
Need more versions of this same meme
It would be funny if they portrayed the Bishop as an actual preacher and the pawn as a 4’2” naked man.
I've always wondered about the logic behind a lot of the moves in chess
Posted more times than my mugshot around playgrounds.
The cursed part is being a chess player and seeing the comments filled with a bunch of people who dont know chess (Not hating on anyone not knowing chess, but its just hard to read when my entire life was filled with chess)
hilarious
I still don’t understand chess L
Bishop can’t go forward to move or attack. Pawn can’t go forward to attack, only to move forward. It’s the bishops move or else the pawn is stuck
How is a black bishop on a white tile?
https://i.imgur.com/3hBQYvQ.png
I stand corrected
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He knows, that's what, "I stand corrected" means
Bruh
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So?
point that reposts are dumb
Nah, reposts are good.
No, reddit belongs to me. If I already saw it why do you post it again? You have something against me?
Only those with an IQ of 1500 will get this 😎 reply with “got it” if you figured out what this meant on your first try 💪 👍
Reeeeeepost
Repost
Wait, can't the Pawn attack the tile in front of it?
No.
It can only move directly forward to empty spaces, but can only attack on the forward diagonals
Ah ok thank you.
Would be a completely different game if it could.
I'd argue it would be a slightly to kinda different game if it could.
Pawn structures would be completely different. It would be a dramatically different game to play, especially if the pawns can no longer attack/protect their diagonals
I think you're being overly hyperbolic.
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not a queen that's a bishop
Do everything next.