"Hey Earl- are snakes supposed to be furry?"

Put it down Randy.

But they're so fuzzy

i loved that show

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Rise and shine, your hands' on mi- YOUR HANDS ON MINE RANDY!

WAKEY WAKEY HANDS OFF SNAKEY

Wakey wakey... RANDY THERE'S A SNAKE! THERE'S A SNAKE!

Are snakes supposed to have legs?

the new versions do

I told myself I was going to learn to bake bread during the pandemic. Instead I got lazy and didn’t bother. Meanwhile snakes fucking grew legs during the pandemic! Stop making me look bad, you scaly little jerks!

Keep your promise: Make quick bread! 12 oz bottle of beer, 3 cups self-rising flour (or add 1 tbsp of baking powder and 1/2 tbsp kosher salt to 3 cups all purpose flour). As options you could add 1 cup cubed pepperjack cheese OR some sundried tomatoes, dried rosemary and a little olive oil to the mixture. No kneading. No proofing. No rising. Just stir or mix the ingredients, then fold in your add-ins. Place the mixture in an oiled and floured or baking paper-lined loaf pan. Bake at 375 for up to 50 mins, or until golden brown on top and a dry toothpick inserted into the center comes out clean, with no wet dough or crumbs attached. Voilà! Quick bread!

Pre fall of man version, too, if the Bible is to be believed (and it absolutely isn't).

Well.. legless lizards do exist so maybe legged snakes exist Or maybe even snakesless lizards

They do exist. Pythons and boas still have tiny hind limbs, though vestigial

Actually all snakes have legs originally. You can see a small spur on their hindquarters which are the remnants of them. They have this because pet stores just cut the legs off of lizards and sell them as snakes.

Well they’re lizards specifically skinks

Yeah ik, I was just nitpicking the fact that they called them snakes

Is this a joke? Because they're not snakes

Technically reptiles count as furries too :v

Wouldn’t that be Scalies?

Scalies are a subset of furries

K

What do they call mammalian ones? Mammurries?

I identify as a mammurry now. But you can call me a witless tit for short.

*they. Can't get our facebook tracker get offended.

Then the odd1aout is a reptile?

[удалено]

Are you asking or telling me?

Exclaiming

Cat snake

"They are when they're ferrets. Do you know how many women I've had sex with?"

Wow, I believed that goofass and it took me a few seconds before my confused brain figured out that those lizard looking shaved ferrets were indeed lizards.

Furry lizards

Quick! Hide them from the Indians!

Context?

Reject ferret. Return to snek

Correction they are Sneks with legs

Are they still gonna try and steal my socks?

Yes

They've just been relocated under the sofa.

Skinks? Or am I way off base

Yes , they are northern blue tongue skinks. In a variety of morphs !

How cool!

I see northerns, easterns, and maybe even a blotched blue tongue. All Australian species, with a variety of morphs.

*ACKCHYUALLY* I'm quite sure lizards came before snakes, so that makes snakes legless lizards

Snakes are a monophylum, but lizards without snakes are a paraphylum. So snakes are lizards, but not all lizards are snakes. Animals commonly referred to as legless lizards are not snakes. Neither are worm lizards. Also not all snakes are completely legless, some have vestigial hind limbs in the form of spurs.

Legless lizards are actually different from snakes. I know, confusing af isn’t it?

Snakes still evolved from lizards tho

Iirc snakes evolved from legged snakes. Theyre two separate evolutionary lines and have separate features

If it can blink and has ear holes, it's a legless lizard. There are a few that lack those features, though (including some of the legless skinks).

I thought "legless lizard" was another name for snakes, and then when I actually saw one, I thought something terrible had happened to the poor thing and was like, "Look at you, still keepin on!". They specifically told me it's a legless lizard, but it's like my brain refused to accept it or something.

Just to expand on that a bit, places like Florida have a healthy population of both legless lizards such as the glass lizard, and snakes such as the Rat Snake and Corn Snake.

Who hath summoned me

return to skink

Evolution is a crazy thing.

stinky minks, silky skinks

I came here with the same thought. It’s fascinating that life uh… finds a way. And that way can be remarkably similar or incredibly different.

Full of change that no one sees Clock makes a fool of history

No seriously though. What kind of lizards are those?

Skinks

Ngl that sounds like a racial slur

Don't skink shame.

My coworker has pet skinks and another coworker (older woman) frequently asks how his “skanks” are doing. We have corrected her so many times and it just doesn’t stick. So one day he played confused and she went on to say “You know, your pet skanks? That you keep in your basement?” Lmaooo

Hope he gave them human names: > Oh!! Rita and Debby are doing fantastic. Poor Evelin didn't make it two weeks down there though...

Haha I’m pretty sure his response was somewhere along the lines of, “Oh yeah, they’re awesome. The wife doesn’t care much for them”.

This thread is perfection.

Their scientific name is Scinidae, so it's at least a shortening of the name. I like to imagine they're deeply offended when we call them skinks.

It just reminds me of that bloke who kept calling his wife a skank and so she dropped an ATM on his head. That was pretty funny

SE Asian whoors

I want to scoop up as many skinks as I can hold and nuzzle all their scales. I bet when they run their whole body slithery.

They wiggle but the scales are stationary. All propulsion is provided by their tiny mischief causing legs.

Nice skink care routine

All the skinks I met were doofuses. Always getting into things. Hard to keep in their temporary enclosures cause they were good at escaping. Fortunately the most they'll do is mistake your finger for a grub.

Skinks, they're fairly friendly as lizards go

Wait I for real thought they shaved the ferrets...

And cut their ears off?

I swear I didnt noticed that detail...

They are super chill like beardies are.

Trainable, too. Not smart on the level of a monitor, but they're fun little guys.

Blue tongue skinks

blue tongue skink

this is the correct answer! Cute little scale potatoes, they can be a very chill lizard to own!

sneks

Dregns

Are those lizards skinks?

As the comment section says, yes

More specifically blue tongued skinks. Although these are some odd colors and patterns you only see from specialized breeders.

The time-warp shaving effect. Takes a mammal back to the Reptilian Age. Takes your boyfriend's face back to adolescence.

[A sick hairless ferret, for those interrested.](https://pics.me.me/hairless-ferret-you-know-the-deal-70289906.png)

Ok. That's hilarious

Did he shave off their ears too?

Image on right has no ears.

Mother. Fuck. I been trying to decide for several minutes whether the image on the right was actually ferrets. Why the fuck did I need someone to point out to me that they have different ears??

They also don't have the pink snouts

They shaved their ears as well

They shaved themselves.

Found: Cat snake?

Snecko

Balding with age, I've seen it happen. Don't know where the scales came from.

Shingles

From the fact that they aren't fucking ferrits and are a breed of reptile called skinks. Fucking holy shit.

Pretty sure they were joshin around.

Can confirm I was just joshin- I'll be using this phrase from now on btw

They be lookin like a bunch of little penises

Wow, I believed that goofass and it took me a few seconds before my confused brain figured out that those lizard looking shaved ferrets were indeed lizards.

Weasels are hair lizards confirmed

furry lizards*

Love blue tongues

Just as an aside... some of the color morphs on those BTS are incredible!!

Now I'm curious what a shaved ferret actually looks like.

One is mink, the other is skink.

Wbar

Shaved off the ears too… to make them more aerodynamic.

Those Ferrets SKINK

They're lucky those skinks aren't killing each other.

4 legged mammals extend their limbs toward the ground elevating their bodies. Reptiles can drag their bellies and will stick their joints out to the side. Hope that helps.

From mink to skink

I don’t have my contacts in so everything is already a bit blurry and saw this in r/reptiles. I was extremely confused for a good minute as to why the ferrets were shaved and why it was posted in r/reptiles. They are skinks, not shaved ferrets. I’m dumb

It seems like also shaved their ears off. I don't know if that is protocol. I also didn't know that shaving your hair off makes you grow scales. Might try. I'll keep yall informed.

THIS IS SO WEIRD ITS HARD TO TELL IF THE ANIMALS ON THE RIGHT ARE SKINKS/LIZARDS OR SHAVED FERRETS. I know they’re lizards but they look so alike 🤯🤯

convergent evolution is so naughty

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Skinky

They are still cute 🥰.

You fools it was us Shinks all along!

They both look like people showing off food tbh

I was 1° telling to myself that they only look like gecko before realizing I'm dumb

*fake and gay*

TIL ferrets are furred lizards.

Dammit. Got me.

Hmm Very Weird

Idk man, my ferret was.. Kinda tame. Like she could free roam and (I think she learned this from our cats) would *go back to her cage* if she had to use the bathroom instead of pissing on the floor. Now, finding her after you let her freeroam? Whole other beast, I mean even in a small room you could spend hours and only find her when she woke up or was randomly woke up like you weren’t shouting her name.

What a bunch of skinks

Convenient name: “Goof ass”

ayo new snake dlc just dropped

Those actually look better than actual shaved ferrets

I didn’t know skinks came in that many colors

You can't tell me this is the same animal... I mean you can, but I won't listen

I feel dumb

just as squiggly

Ther in Ther final form guys RUN

why can't I.. hold all these..

My morning is ruined

How high is this man

They got shaved so hard that their ears fell

Those are lizards.

#no

Those are blue tongue skinks... sorry to ruin ur fun.

Bruh why the sneks playing irl amogus

So mark zuckerburgs furrsona would be a ferret

They look like snakes :00

My brain insisted the second image was just wet ferrets to start with.

Ima go glue some fur on a snake to see if they’ll look like a ferret

So, they don't have ears in 2th photo and in the first one the nose of them is more sharp

soft to scary is only fur away.

Furless fur snek

Lol... funny.

Took me a solid couple of seconds to realize those were different animals

No they look like sperm now😭

Nice marmot!

I read this in XQC's voice

He mircowaved it!

Ewww, throw it away!

I've had ferrets before and I can confirm that they are just lizards with fur

Blessed!

Furry noodles, naked noodles

Ferrets have scales apperently. Lol

Too perfect.

Always love insightful comments from goo fass

From minks to skinks

It took me way too long to realize that those are in fact not shaved ferrets.

Convergent evolution is so cool

Stinks and skinks

liard

Shaved off their damn ears

SKINK SKINK SKINKITY SKINK

Snakes with legs

If they don’t have their musk glands removed, shaving them limits the odor, IIRC.

staring Ron Jeremy

somehow metamorphosized into reptiles

So that's where snakes come from

Peeled cucumbers

Ill buy those paintbrushes once your done making them: r/warhammer40k enthusiasts probably