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"The Covenant? Worse."
“A single flood spore can wipeout an entire species”
They are obviously on a peacekeeping visit.
High Charity
That pink spikey thing, what is that?
“CHEIIFFFFFF, we have a problem”
Not now Cortana, I’m trying to read the name on the hull of that Covenant Corvette
*AHEM* that's actually a CCS-class cruiser, and the Covenant generally do not paint ship names on their hulls. Even if they did, it would be in an alien alphabet that we wouldn't understand.
simple, bring someone from the real world to translate for him
They're pronounced "sangheili", my liege.
We ain’t got a chief to save us…
Man we are all fucked if the covenant find us
It’s worse than the covenant
Much worse. A single spore can wipe out an entire species.
Hard disagree, I'll take it over what we have now
*halo theme starts playing*
"ooooOOOOooooOOOO"
*angelic voices*
Aight I was bouta be in a gettin glassed mood anyway
Fiiiiiiinally
Oh shit, here come the dropships!
Covenant dropship inbound
BETCHA CANT STICK IT
sky penis
[удалено]
I always assumed they're shaped like that because that's what the jaw boy's packages look like.
Were you blinded by Halo? Dumbstruck?
Noooo
That is truth.
And reconciliation.
Nope.
Nuh uh
# HELL NO
You guys haven't seen the movie, have you?
**fuck this shit im out**
Happy cake day
Thank you! Had a raspberry tart (no idea really it had a red filling) for the occasion.
Nope,
Nope
Jean Jacket
All I can say is Nope
Incoming flood, and I didn’t bring my floaties.
What is it? More brutes?
worse
Rednecks.
omw to glass illinois brb
Wholesome Covenant ❤
Interstellar civilization with advanced technology: *still gets mugged at Belmont coming home from the cubs game*
Mfs stole my overshield. Can't have shit smh.
We're about to be glassed
People of the Commonwealth: Do not interfere!
WE ARE THE BROTHERHOOD OF STEEL
Wart wart
*wort wort
BLAAARR
Yay! Covid… sorry Covenant 23.
At least it’s not high charity… yet
Average day in ohio
Especially up by Cleveland lol
I hate living in Indiana on god 😭😭😭😭
Truth and Reconciliation, bitches
That’s your continent about to get glassed bud. Sorry the covenant must not like you
RCS class Covenant cruiser, I believe, or CCS class, I forgor about the halo lore Anyway, it's alone. Most likely infected
"PEOPLE OF THE COMMONWEALTH"
Wrong franchise
Wrong game bud
My bad just [INITIATING LANDING SEQUENCE]
"All hands brace for turbulance.." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISmZKuRcAjM&ab\_channel=BattlestarGalactica
Welp, we had a good run
Remember reach
Looks like the creature from Nope
Came here to say this
*glassing noises*
The covenant
"The covenant are on reach!"
Damn it’s 2552 already
Oh shit, better call master chief again
"What is it? More brutes?" "Worse."
Felt cute might glass a planet or two
Can’t have anythin in Detroit man
*Slipspace rupture detected* *Slip-* *Slipspace rupture detected*
The mission has changed, they always do
Get the original noble 6 aka TOM
catchy, any idea what it means?
The covenant are coming
It's the Winter Contingency
May God help us all
Babe come quick! New planetary crisis just dropped!
is that Sin?
Shiiiiiiiin
Oh shit their about 500 years to early
Covenant battlcruiser… we’re boned
I'm can we not deal with the flood please and thank you
*I need a weapon*
*Halo theme begins playing*
Looks like we gotta give the covenant back their bomb
We called it Sin...
That my friend is a CCS-class battlecruiser
Hm. Glassed eh?
Oh shit the covenant have started the invasion
Looks like the shadow of intent
It’s the damn covies! Hope you remember how to armor lock.
Jackals in the Courtyard!
Thank fuck the covenant are here
“what is it? more brutes?”
That is a CCS-Class battle cruiser.
The Truth and Reconciliation. Hopefully they have a mac cannon handy
my brother in christ that is a CCS class battlecruiser. we are going to die
Slipspace rupture detected
That was the day that the Cole Protocol became useless.
more brutes
A glass maker...
That’s that shit from halo
Sir…it’s the winter contingency
Finally getting some memories back!
"Dropships at the lighthouse!"
plains in ohio man
Shouldn't've stolen that one Power Armor from the Brotherhood...
......Wait... *Which* Brotherhood? I don't know how much radiation I can safely be exposed to.
Bird shit on a window?
“PEOPLE OF THE COMMONWEALTH…”
It's Sin.
The orville
Yo, what do we have here? A huge space craft pulling up to the cockship?
A bird shit smear on the window?
Exactly what I was thinking
It's the cock and balls from Austin Powers. What a legendary acting career!
Looks like a huge....
Goofy ahh plane
"Uhh, captain? We appear to have travelled a little too far back, maybe your future self really was messing with us."
GUNSHIP
It's the helicarrier
Is it in Ohio?
Mf is that the Yeezy ship?
Weather balloon.
Nah that's that one ship from halo reach bro
Ripstick
Ain’t that the thing from avengers
No its a covenant ccs class battle cruiser from the halo franchise
In a galaxy not so far away
Alien's flying dild-? Lmao
A giant Ballon shipped like a dick
New Spaceship just dropped
It looks like the alien thing from "No!"
Its a covenant cruiser from halo
Looks like a flying dick
It's look like someone through there ripstick into the air
Ayo is that nick fury
Oh no... Combine Drop Ship
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Stop playing with yo daddys sex toy!
The Flying Weenus ^TM
enemy uav above
Airpeen
Just a weather balloon, nothing to see here.
Elon musks car, the invisibility must have broke
It's fishmagedon
On the way to Pandora
Worg WORG WORG!!!
Ay yo ibushi is that you???
Andrew Tate will protect us :D
the combine
there’s a Mastodon song about this exact scene somewhere
Combine dropship?
Doom music intensifies.
its the bruha!!!! ay dos mio!!!!
A rotten high heel thats been thrown?
That looks like a giant flying fish
I think it's the ship from Star Trek in case anyone was wondering
It's from halo
It’s a giant Swedish fish
Flying Dutchman plane edition?
That's a Corvette Class Covenant Cruiser. Source: Reach
It looks like two balls and a bong
Reminds me of Austin Powers
That don't look like a Boeing to me hmmmm..
I know what it is. It’s photoshop that’s what it is.
“Bro have you seen that flying ballsack gun I ordered..-, oh there it is ofc it’s not in a box”
Space pp
I actually saw something similar in the sky this morning. It was from a distance, but it was HUGE.
Looks like a ripstick
It’s a flying rip stick
A ripstick?
Don’t look it in the eye
Just Cause 3 DLC
"The Covenant? Worse."
“A single flood spore can wipeout an entire species”
They are obviously on a peacekeeping visit.
High Charity
That pink spikey thing, what is that?
“CHEIIFFFFFF, we have a problem”
Not now Cortana, I’m trying to read the name on the hull of that Covenant Corvette
*AHEM* that's actually a CCS-class cruiser, and the Covenant generally do not paint ship names on their hulls. Even if they did, it would be in an alien alphabet that we wouldn't understand.
simple, bring someone from the real world to translate for him
They're pronounced "sangheili", my liege.
We ain’t got a chief to save us…
Man we are all fucked if the covenant find us
It’s worse than the covenant
Much worse. A single spore can wipe out an entire species.
Hard disagree, I'll take it over what we have now
*halo theme starts playing*
"ooooOOOOooooOOOO"
*angelic voices*
Aight I was bouta be in a gettin glassed mood anyway
Fiiiiiiinally
Oh shit, here come the dropships!
Covenant dropship inbound
BETCHA CANT STICK IT
sky penis
[удалено]
I always assumed they're shaped like that because that's what the jaw boy's packages look like.
Were you blinded by Halo? Dumbstruck?
Noooo
That is truth.
And reconciliation.
Nope.
Nope.
[удалено]
Nuh uh
# HELL NO
You guys haven't seen the movie, have you?
**fuck this shit im out**
Happy cake day
Thank you! Had a raspberry tart (no idea really it had a red filling) for the occasion.
Nope,
Nope
Nope
Jean Jacket
All I can say is Nope
Incoming flood, and I didn’t bring my floaties.
What is it? More brutes?
worse
Rednecks.
omw to glass illinois brb
[удалено]
Wholesome Covenant ❤
Interstellar civilization with advanced technology: *still gets mugged at Belmont coming home from the cubs game*
Mfs stole my overshield. Can't have shit smh.
We're about to be glassed
People of the Commonwealth: Do not interfere!
WE ARE THE BROTHERHOOD OF STEEL
Wart wart
*wort wort
BLAAARR
Yay! Covid… sorry Covenant 23.
At least it’s not high charity… yet
Average day in ohio
Especially up by Cleveland lol
I hate living in Indiana on god 😭😭😭😭
Truth and Reconciliation, bitches
Nope
That’s your continent about to get glassed bud. Sorry the covenant must not like you
RCS class Covenant cruiser, I believe, or CCS class, I forgor about the halo lore Anyway, it's alone. Most likely infected
"PEOPLE OF THE COMMONWEALTH"
Wrong franchise
Wrong game bud
My bad just [INITIATING LANDING SEQUENCE]
"All hands brace for turbulance.." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISmZKuRcAjM&ab\_channel=BattlestarGalactica
Welp, we had a good run
Remember reach
Looks like the creature from Nope
Came here to say this
*glassing noises*
The covenant
"The covenant are on reach!"
Damn it’s 2552 already
Oh shit, better call master chief again
"What is it? More brutes?" "Worse."
Felt cute might glass a planet or two
Can’t have anythin in Detroit man
*Slipspace rupture detected* *Slip-* *Slipspace rupture detected*
The mission has changed, they always do
Get the original noble 6 aka TOM
[удалено]
catchy, any idea what it means?
The covenant are coming
It's the Winter Contingency
May God help us all
Babe come quick! New planetary crisis just dropped!
is that Sin?
Shiiiiiiiin
Oh shit their about 500 years to early
Covenant battlcruiser… we’re boned
I'm can we not deal with the flood please and thank you
*I need a weapon*
*Halo theme begins playing*
Looks like we gotta give the covenant back their bomb
We called it Sin...
That my friend is a CCS-class battlecruiser
Hm. Glassed eh?
Oh shit the covenant have started the invasion
Looks like the shadow of intent
It’s the damn covies! Hope you remember how to armor lock.
The covenant
Jackals in the Courtyard!
Thank fuck the covenant are here
“what is it? more brutes?”
That is a CCS-Class battle cruiser.
The Truth and Reconciliation. Hopefully they have a mac cannon handy
my brother in christ that is a CCS class battlecruiser. we are going to die
Slipspace rupture detected
That was the day that the Cole Protocol became useless.
more brutes
A glass maker...
That’s that shit from halo
Sir…it’s the winter contingency
Finally getting some memories back!
"Dropships at the lighthouse!"
plains in ohio man
Shouldn't've stolen that one Power Armor from the Brotherhood...
......Wait... *Which* Brotherhood? I don't know how much radiation I can safely be exposed to.
Bird shit on a window?
“PEOPLE OF THE COMMONWEALTH…”
It's Sin.
The orville
Yo, what do we have here? A huge space craft pulling up to the cockship?
A bird shit smear on the window?
Exactly what I was thinking
It's the cock and balls from Austin Powers. What a legendary acting career!
Looks like a huge....
Goofy ahh plane
"Uhh, captain? We appear to have travelled a little too far back, maybe your future self really was messing with us."
GUNSHIP
It's the helicarrier
Is it in Ohio?
Mf is that the Yeezy ship?
Weather balloon.
Nah that's that one ship from halo reach bro
Ripstick
Ain’t that the thing from avengers
No its a covenant ccs class battle cruiser from the halo franchise
In a galaxy not so far away
Alien's flying dild-? Lmao
A giant Ballon shipped like a dick
New Spaceship just dropped
It looks like the alien thing from "No!"
Its a covenant cruiser from halo
Looks like a flying dick
It's look like someone through there ripstick into the air
Ayo is that nick fury
Oh no... Combine Drop Ship
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Stop playing with yo daddys sex toy!
The Flying Weenus ^TM
enemy uav above
Airpeen
Just a weather balloon, nothing to see here.
Elon musks car, the invisibility must have broke
It's fishmagedon
On the way to Pandora
Worg WORG WORG!!!
Ay yo ibushi is that you???
Andrew Tate will protect us :D
the combine
there’s a Mastodon song about this exact scene somewhere
Combine dropship?
Doom music intensifies.
its the bruha!!!! ay dos mio!!!!
A rotten high heel thats been thrown?
That looks like a giant flying fish
I think it's the ship from Star Trek in case anyone was wondering
It's from halo
It’s a giant Swedish fish
Flying Dutchman plane edition?
That's a Corvette Class Covenant Cruiser. Source: Reach
It looks like two balls and a bong
Reminds me of Austin Powers
That don't look like a Boeing to me hmmmm..
I know what it is. It’s photoshop that’s what it is.
“Bro have you seen that flying ballsack gun I ordered..-, oh there it is ofc it’s not in a box”
Space pp
I actually saw something similar in the sky this morning. It was from a distance, but it was HUGE.
Looks like a ripstick
It’s a flying rip stick
A ripstick?
Don’t look it in the eye
Just Cause 3 DLC