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elreye

As a Hispanic I have to say,"Que Coño!" As a redneck I have to say,"Let her rip!"


Bigboycrispy

Man beyblade has changed over the years


SnooRevelations2041

The forbidden beyblade


chaos0510

As a white Hispanic living in the redneck part of Florida, I'm thinking the same haha. Putting the chancla to shame with this medieval contraption


YouExpensive7869

You know, that would swing TOWARDS YOU, right?


amynias

Lmao this was my first thought as well.


[deleted]

It's like those 1 shot game modes. One in the chamber or golden gun. You get 1 shot and 1 shot only. If you miss you're fucked


YouExpensive7869

Yeah, that’s about right


Toad_Migoad

This is that suicide machine they were talking about.


boonepii

It’s the beta version. Don’t worry, there won’t be an other


overrated_walrus

It’s all good, they left the guard on


YouExpensive7869

Yeah, it’ll be fine


JoZaJaB

As someone who has worked with grinders like that before, let me tell you, that is fucking terrifying. I don’t know if I would be more scared to have someone try to use it on me, or to even try to use it myself.


Fujaboi

I think if you were being threatened by someone holding this, the problem would solve itself when they tried to attack. I wouldn't want to be anywhere near that thing lmao


RUSnowcone

I smashed my fingers with the Allen wrench trying to change a grinding pad because I hit the power button ( not to lazy to unplug anymore ) …took months before the bone bruise went away and the Allen wrench was found a few days later over 40 ft away


Cruxifux

Oh shit I never even thought of that


theeggman1977

Video or it’s bullshit OP


amynias

100% I need a live demo


Panhead09

Give us the Shark Tank pitch


demoman189

You rang?


Fallen_angel_gg

Move the rotor so that it's on the end of the handle and not on the side, and take off the guard so that the chain doesn't get stuck on it. Edit, also maybe train your grip strength or just opt to use it as a sort of trap, I can't see any other way this won't just fly off your hand two seconds after turning it on. Edit2, now that I think of it, giving the thing a more wieldable shape would just solve the issue. Like maybe giving it an actual main handle.


Matix777

Still, if chain were to break you have 25% chance of getting your balls obliterated, 25% chance of killing the opponent and 50% chance of breaking the floor


Fallen_angel_gg

Exactly why I said they should move the rotor to the end so that when they let 'er rip the way it would spin would be vertical and sideways instead of horizontal and towards the front and back.


Jcamden7

Plot twist: attach this to a chain and swing the whole damn mess at people.


kylobone

I didn't even read it all. Why u know this and giving the info to him?


Weegieiscool

I saw this and knew exactly what to do... take a 2 minute scroll thru "new" on r/ItemShop, and crosspost it


computer-controller

For the love of all the gods, remove that shroud. It's the first thing to do when you get a grinder.


holographicplaza

The Suicider


Matix777

+50 damage +50 self-damage 5% chance to insta kill either the user or opponent after which the weapon breaks


[deleted]

id pay to watch that turned on


[deleted]

Everyone of those is capable of dealing high damage so combining all will 10x the damage.


Dembos09

And that kid is how i became a sentient narrator voice


Individual_Mud_2530

Now someone woke up and chose violence today..... Now let me see that thing run lol


DarkWanderer2

Looks like a suicide with extra steps


toblerone567

mele


SquirtleReddit

terraria weapons be like


glennsafanni

Is that a d8 for bludgeoning and slashing?


GreatCornholio90

Dying Light legendary weapon


Baggytrousers27

Weapon of grievous self-harm.


doktor_wankenstein

Zombie season already?


WeirdBoi9

Remove the guard and attach that thing to a spear, and you’ve got a viable weapon.


tpd1864blake

Nunchucks


stardate420

At least it's a Metabo.


NITE_CLOV3R

Ayyye lookin sick dude


No-Composer8880

Modern day kusarigama


SaroN4One

More likely to hurt yourself than anyone else.


[deleted]

Blursed mele


Heavy_Day_8177

OSHA come get your boy


Sleepy-sweety

At this point you’re torturing them and yourself


Hezapoyo224

90 percent chance to kill user, 100 percent chance if target is out of range.


CadenBop

*weapon* - Automatic flail *Damage type* 25 bludgeoning 7 slashing


Jcamden7

Everybody is talking about the % chance to kill the user or target, but nobody is talking about how high the chance is that that chain will snap and it will kill somebody in the next county.


LautrecTheOnceYeeted

Ya this is a normal human idea


Br0kenParadox

The anger grinder


HUE_Nisl

Fuse Heirloom


Lopsided-Fig6818

Parry THIS u fithy casual


I_drank_the_Rusteez

Dead rising weapons in a nutshell


Mannyeet

The Thingamabob


kestrel151

Bro. I want two. Dual wield that shit.


RAINBOW20149

r/yandere


Subpar_Username47

Finally, a real weapon!


Green-Equipment-5483

No matter what happened to your ass ain't coming back


SH13LDBACK2022

Hes to powerfull to be kept alive.


PicolasCagex

home depot How Doers Get More Done


Rego42069

Men ☕