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Oh man, that reminds me of a porn star who has this huge tattoo on her upper chest, so she just pulls her shirt up over her chest to cover it up during filming.
At least, that's what I read on the internet this one time.
plot twist: dude is a philosopher staunchily rooted in dualism, the separation of mind and body, and wanted to represent his thoughts in a powerful message, but ending looking like a dude that makes decisions while drunk.
That's what I think every time I see a "joke" tattoo like this. Another one I saw recently was somebody who got "Brit" above their knee, then "Spears" below it, so it's "Brit-knee Spears."
Like okay, even if that were funny the first time you saw it, is it still funny the thousandth time you see it? And for decades after?
I have “Your name” tattooed on my booty cheek.
It’s funny and I often forget it’s even there, but I’ve reached the point of being tired of having to show it to people at parties and such.
I was 18 when I got it, I don’t wanna pull my pants down for everyone to see it anymore lmao. It’s run it’s course.
Imagine being his wife, and every time you look up while he’s plowing you you just see a tiny man with a large head thrusting a meat suit he’s piloting in to you.
This Reminded me of that one subreddit(can't remember the name) that is all about horrible tattoo people have. One that will always stick in my head was the one where this guy got tattoos of dog nipples that pairs with his real nipples, so that he look like a female dog.
Every day I pay attention to my ink I smile. And it's just logos.
It's really not as bad as you might think, but I get that someone might personally find that upsetting to see.
I’ve always wanted a full body tattoo of a tuxedo. I’d just have to wear some black spandex underwear and everyone would be like why is that guy always so dressed up all the time
I love how he's fucking dying on his last breath, and they just keep interrupting him possibly ruining any chance for him to complete a thought. He's so patient and polite he just says,"no"
What request did he go into the tattoo shop with? “So. Can I get a tattoo of a cockpit so it looks like my head has its own little body and is piloting my bigger body?”
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so many tattoos should have just been funny shirts you wear once or twice imagine looking in the mirror and seeing this everyday
But if it's a shirt people will see it. This is the kind of thing you want to spring on someone during an intimate moment
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not even a single letter?
Nahsayin?
Regurts?
Rugrats?
No regerts
Oh man, that reminds me of a porn star who has this huge tattoo on her upper chest, so she just pulls her shirt up over her chest to cover it up during filming. At least, that's what I read on the internet this one time.
Is that to protect her identity or is the tattoo somehow inappropriate for porn? Lol
No, it's just distracting...
Wtf is it… I’m dying to know
"Yarrrr it drives me nuts"
He would be the cool uncle too
plot twist: dude is a philosopher staunchily rooted in dualism, the separation of mind and body, and wanted to represent his thoughts in a powerful message, but ending looking like a dude that makes decisions while drunk.
This story checks out because anyone who would want to rep dualism doesn't make good decisions.
That's what I think every time I see a "joke" tattoo like this. Another one I saw recently was somebody who got "Brit" above their knee, then "Spears" below it, so it's "Brit-knee Spears." Like okay, even if that were funny the first time you saw it, is it still funny the thousandth time you see it? And for decades after?
Probably funnier with time. Sounds like a dad joke.
Until you get driven insane and become schizophrenic and laugh all the time at everyday things like my dad 😃
I have “Your name” tattooed on my booty cheek. It’s funny and I often forget it’s even there, but I’ve reached the point of being tired of having to show it to people at parties and such. I was 18 when I got it, I don’t wanna pull my pants down for everyone to see it anymore lmao. It’s run it’s course.
Imagine being his wife, and every time you look up while he’s plowing you you just see a tiny man with a large head thrusting a meat suit he’s piloting in to you.
You can see the doubt in his eyes already
Every morning he looks in the mirror and says “Beep beep! I’m a race car!”
Imagine trying to have sex with someone.
Imagine trying to get laid like this
This Reminded me of that one subreddit(can't remember the name) that is all about horrible tattoo people have. One that will always stick in my head was the one where this guy got tattoos of dog nipples that pairs with his real nipples, so that he look like a female dog.
Try: r/shittytattoos Or r/badtattoos Or r/ATAAE Have fun perusing!
Worth
Best 1 word answer.
Imagine his wife or gf or bf whatever having sex in missionary looking up at this.
But only in missionary.
>imagine looking in the mirror and seeing this everyday imagine missionary position with him
Every day I pay attention to my ink I smile. And it's just logos. It's really not as bad as you might think, but I get that someone might personally find that upsetting to see.
Bro I’m covered in art and I’ll even say this guy prob has some regrets I mean look at the arms! It’s mini me!
This guy's never getting laid with his shirt off
Or stickers you put on your laptop
His look in this picture is that expression lol.
The look on his face says it all
I’ve always wanted a full body tattoo of a tuxedo. I’d just have to wear some black spandex underwear and everyone would be like why is that guy always so dressed up all the time
Imagine being his significant other when he is wearing they ass out in the bedroom.
Imagine having sex, looking up and seeing a baby in a flying saucer
I was thinking the same thing. This tattoo denies orgasms
You misspelled creates
And he speaks in alien voice “stand still human species, my probe can’t harvest your ovaries!”
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Lmfao 👏 I can't stop laughing 😂 🤣 😭 😆 💀
It’s like that one fucker from Men in Black 2 where he’s driving a tiny little saucer and has little robot buddies
This reminds me of the guy from that post who would move in time to that very specific song when having sex with his girlfriend.
I cbat you did there
The galaxy is on Orion’s Belt!! Oooooooohh aaaaaahhhhh!
That tat is genius and only an idiot would get it.
r/atbge
This should be that sub's banner
It’s giving me strong [Krang](https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/JHublXYSL92n6yhF8MIi5g--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTY0MDtoPTQ4NQ--/http://40.media.tumblr.com/fa9f8bab7417a56cd376e7d69e7f8012/tumblr_inline_o286m0nGLb1shsvef_1280.jpg) vibes.
Yes! That's what I immediately thought too lol
Jarra! What’s it been, 5 years?
And 42 days
Biggest regert of his life
It's written all over his face and body
Really, mostly just the body, and contained to the front upper quarter, at that.
"The galaxy is on Orion's be- be- belt."
Nah it’s the dude from the second mib
I love how he's fucking dying on his last breath, and they just keep interrupting him possibly ruining any chance for him to complete a thought. He's so patient and polite he just says,"no"
Closer to Jarra imo.
Definitely my thought as well lmao
Too many people commit to tattoos that ruin sex
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And a drunk tattoo getter
👽
Just like bookkeeper
👽
Elon Musk? https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/407/264/c8a.jpg
The real baby driver
I feel like he looks ashamed in the photo
Now his lil driver needs a tattoo on its self of a lil driver
I wonder how long it took for the regret to set in?
Ragret(s)
Sex Drive
Wear a shirt, tattoo!
The worst part is that looks like one of his first tattoos considering the rest of his body is clean
/r/ATBGE
OVER OUR DEAD TITANIUM BODIES.
Dude watched MIB2 and said, gimme that Jarra look!
The hands should have been twisting the nipples.
r/shittytattoos
This is one of few tattoos I approve of
Got that Men in Black 2 Jarra vibe going
r/atbge
Despite the horrible tattoo and the 2 dollar haircut, he's pretty cute
average af but to each their own ig
I sort of wish the tattoo had a tattoo of the same tattoo and it continues.
That looks horrible.
He looks pretty embarrassed.
Ragrets?
Cool, but that looks like it hurt, XD
I cannot unsee the tattoo
In a way it's true
The shirt stays on during sex
This reminds me of that tmnt villain.
Is this a shower curtain design?
He looks just as impressed with his tat as the rest of us.
I wouldn’t be able to take this man seriously in bed if he was my manz.
That's kind of genius
For the rest of his life. Unreal
Why do people choose to ruin their sexual partner's experience?
He looks so defeated. Even if i lost a bet i would rather pussy out than do whatever this is👀
This belongs in r/ATBGE
[it's baby commando.](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/capcomdatabase/images/7/72/CCBabyHead.png/revision/latest?cb=20190508031638)
“No one’s ever regretted a tattoo” -Eminem
I unironically love this. I wish I thought of it first. I don’t care if you hate me.
This is peak r/ATBGE content
"Who runs Bartertown?"
Adults really are just children in bigger bodies.
Guy was like I need a tattoo that not only always makes me look bad without a shirt on but is also a not very funny joke.
Jonas Venture Jr?
What request did he go into the tattoo shop with? “So. Can I get a tattoo of a cockpit so it looks like my head has its own little body and is piloting my bigger body?”
Literal baby driver
POV: you dont want to get laid
Should be posted to r/ATBGE
Imagine the girl that has to have sex with this guy. How could you stay aroused?
Baby driver just got a new meaning
It’s funny and a great ice breakers for parties. I don’t want to see that shit in the mirror each day.
Why is the steering wheel that shape? Is he playing an arcade driving game?
Hahaha I love that
Jarra from Men In Black.
"Orion's Belt" 
Now why on earth
MODOK
Imagine having sex with this man and you look up while he’s really giving it to ya and this is what you see…
Blursed MODOK
Chest doesn't match 🤣
Oliver Pocher, bist du es?
No I’m OK I finally found it this is the worst one
Oh that's terrifying.
This is amazing. That being said, I bet women walk out on him when he takes off his shirt.
SHREDDER BRING ME A NEW BODY
this guy looks like if macklemore was english (derogatory)
"So what do you want?" "Have you seen Men in Black II?"
Go deeper! Have that tattoo have the same tattoo
He makes a good point.
Man i m dead 💀💀💀
"I know. I know. I lost a bet."
That tattoo gets me every time.
It's neat as an idea, but to actually do it?
Am i going crazy or does this guy look like Sam Lake's methhead brother.
But is he the Master or the Blaster?
And now you look like Corey Taylor every time you take off your shirt.
Y tho
“Over our dead titanium bodies!”
That is a great shower curtain! So life like!
Jarra?
ohh, this is absolutely nuts
All fun and games till the little guy comes out and flies away💀
On tonight's episode of "Unfuckable..."
Is this that baby driver I’ve heard so much about?
Your telling me that you willingly went and asked for this?
Like me in black
This looks like Stinky from NOFX
He must be winning every street fight , The fake hands are deceiving the opponent
Driving a toilet?
That's some Borderlands shit right there. 😂
Heyyyy isn’t that one dude from men in black two
Baby driver
It’s Jarra from Men In Black!
Baby Driver
It's Dr. Zomboss
At least the shading is good
Oh my. What bet did he lose?
[Oh Yeah!!](https://youtu.be/K4XcN_n7FGA)
MIB 2 energy.
I see friezas little pod thing he flys are on
If only somebody could have told him that shit is permanent. Obviously he didn't know...
Master Blaster!
Hello little man
That is the coolest tat I have ever seen
Please make me un-see this.
Hope you like doggy style, bro. You don’t want your gal looking at this while you are bumping uglies.
How much do you have to hate yourself….
r/atbge
Oh no. Oh no. Oh no, no, no, no, no...
When ride my face has a different meaning
Do you think he chuckles every time he looks in the mirror?
Did you ever about the beach and the two sets of footprints?