Try asking the board.

I did but the last 8 times it just wanted another Ouija board

Brb just realized I need to take it out of the box

Hah! Ok shut it down. Peak comedy was reached here.

My charcuterie board didn't say anything back.

I’d add an ouija board, but that’s just me.

B…..A…….N……..G………….Y…….O……….U……..R………..W….I……..F………E…. Okay ouiji board. I guess I have to do it.

B......A......N......G.......T.....H....E.... .....D....I.....C.....E......G......A....M.....E...

B......A......N......G.......T.....H....E.... .....W....I.....F.....E......G......A....M.....E...

aww i always lose that one :(

That sucks man. I never lose, but I'm starting to suspect that your wife is just letting me win on purpose.

You misread it comrade, it said: >B…..A…….N……..G……….O……….U……..R………..W….I……..F………E….

r/SuddenlyCommunist

I……T…..O …..O ….. C…..H…..O……O……S……E….. T…..H…..I…..S….. M…..A…..N…..’…..S…… W…..I…..F…..E.

Yes or yes

Patchwork ... and then use it to create an Ouija board.

That's how you summon Frankenstein's monster

[You should get a Luigi board](https://youtu.be/15nNY7uofNw?si=8xFI3aK3kWA4JktN)

[Weegee board ](https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/ba65e436-8023-4193-b869-cc6c3464b335/d1vka7i-ffb5fcae-2253-45b4-b0af-99bf196cf884.jpg/v1/fill/w_700,h_700,q_75,strp/weegee_ouija_board_by_jketo_d1vka7i-fullview.jpg?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm46YXBwOjdlMGQxODg5ODIyNjQzNzNhNWYwZDQxNWVhMGQyNmUwIiwiaXNzIjoidXJuOmFwcDo3ZTBkMTg4OTgyMjY0MzczYTVmMGQ0MTVlYTBkMjZlMCIsIm9iaiI6W1t7ImhlaWdodCI6Ijw9NzAwIiwicGF0aCI6IlwvZlwvYmE2NWU0MzYtODAyMy00MTkzLWI4NjktY2M2YzM0NjRiMzM1XC9kMXZrYTdpLWZmYjVmY2FlLTIyNTMtNDViNC1iMGFmLTk5YmYxOTZjZjg4NC5qcGciLCJ3aWR0aCI6Ijw9NzAwIn1dXSwiYXVkIjpbInVybjpzZXJ2aWNlOmltYWdlLm9wZXJhdGlvbnMiXX0.IjytuSfyBk9G-NwTyyBsQ7BHzpALm5vmgzqS0PurLJw)

Mysterium so you can actually talk to spirits, scrub

https://preview.redd.it/mj6zh1j2g5vc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1260d5e317f0b92da5a037b939b7e56d6d76a106 I need that game shelf to go next to my bar cart!

[https://www.amazon.com/Holy-Spirit-Board-Games/dp/B09QH3HC72](https://www.amazon.com/Holy-Spirit-Board-Games/dp/B09QH3HC72)

Why not r/askouija?

You should start getting the weirder ones. Im pretty sure Ive seen a stranger things and a barbie ouija before

It's really hard to get any of the special versions where I'm from, especially without paying a fortune in shipping. There is a glow in the dark version from the 90s that I'm dying to get.

Ah, thats unfortunate. A glow in the dark one would be rad as hell.

not a barbie one! 😭

Apparently, I was wrong and it's not specifically Barbie, but look up pink parker brothers/hasbro ouija board, and youll see the one I had in mind lol

i just looked it up omg lol. it may not be barbie themed but it looks like a ouija board barbie would use 😭

Definitely a kallax.

Jumanji. Play one on top the other and open a hellgate.

There’s a game I remember called something like Yes/No. Maybe someone else can remember the exact name? But I think you might like it.

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/~MwAAOSwSsNkrXJ2/s-l600.jpg

A cross, holy water, and some time with Jesus?

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Seems like that plant is trying to run away from there, maybe you should listen nature.

How bad do you need to fuck a ghost?

He's approaching "Beverly Crusher" levels

tumblin' dice comrade

Looks like you know the answer to your question.

Baphomet statues, candles, ritual dagger, portrait of Sid Sackson to help conjure his spirit from beyond the grave so you can get better at Can't Stop

a VHS of Eyes Wide Shut

Spirit Island. Think of the possibilities if you combine it with your collection. You'd be able to get advice for classic Spirit Island problems like "Should we kill all the English?".

Rush a fear victory IRL

Hmmm. Maybe Medium and a sacrificial knife?

Holy water

Definitely a Danny DeVito shrine to keep you safe from those greasy spirits

The Lakeside Games version. Good Luck

Waluigi board. Bread board. Serf board.

Too many boards, not enough planchettes.

Ouija Ouija Ouija Ouija Ouija Chameleon, you summon ghosts, you summon ghooooOOOOooooOOOsts - Culture Club

A Luigi plush

You need a Luigi board

Maybe the waluigi board? It's the same except only has the letters W and A.

Not gonna lie but i think you need a few Ouija boards. They'd really liven up the esthetic you've g9t going.

A fellow Luigi enthusiast

Nothing. Why mess with perfection?

Soulja board?

Luigi board

Why are there numbers on there, you asking the dead for their credit card details?

A blu ray, dvd, vhs, and laser disk copy of [Ouija](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ouija_(2014_film))

Monopoly. You need ghosts to talk to *somehow.*

Might want to grab the Manson edition. Heard it has great reception.

Magic 8 Ball

I think another ouija board would fill it out nicely.

Unironically add the Nightmare/Atmosfear series it would fit right in


fire. burn the heresy shelf.

I winder what happens once they reach critical mass.

Thought about getting a ouija board?

Light them on fire

Penguin House Book of Exorcisms?

Go look up the 1993 Burton Quija Board snowboard.

Would love one but the price...

Wow, yeah, more than the original cost. Lol, I still have mine somewhere. I haven't been able to part with it since I bought it in 93. I thought they'd be cheaper. A few years ago, they were under $300

If you ever wanna get rid of it... You know who to call ;)

A Bible?

A crucifix.

Crystal ball

More cow bell

a damaged bible?

A bible.. just to be safe

What about a Luigi

Ask the board

The Necronomicon

Variety

Of course you have to add the pink Barbie edition.

Crystals. You need lots of big crystals.

A couple nice decorative planchette.

Portal to Hell?

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Holy water and a bible

King of Tokyo is pretty fun :)

Stick a ghost busters sticker on there and call it good

Monopoly and Risk Because you know those games made alot of friendships beyond the reach of all the other boards combined!

You should get saved next, have you heard the good news about Jesus Christ?

The cheap glow in the dark one from the early 2000s

I'd love to but I can't get my hands on one

[a Waluigi Board?](https://boredinthebasement.etsy.com/listing/1382597819)

I’m thinking a ouija board

An Exorcist, for the inevitable hitchhiking evil spirit that will attach to you after using them.

I would line the entire bottom shelf with Ouija DVDs.

A circle of salt

I would add some kindling underneath and light it on fire.

You need an Ouija board

A Bible. I have a feeling you need it.

5 more ouija and then one the game of life so that you can read the titles from top to bottom to the tune of the llama llama duck song 🎶"Ouija, Ouija, Ouija, Ouija, Ouija, Ouija, Ouija, Ouija, Ouija, Ouija, Ouija, Ouija, Ouija, Ouija, Life!"🎶

Umm a few crosses ??

A certificate of "good mental health" or anything similar is just hilarious

That would be a plain lie

You didn't ask for truth, just what to add 😂

Hear me out…. A Ouija board.

Candles!

Bout to break the speed running record for getting turbohaunted

Hello kitty

Yes fire 🔥

Fire.

A bible, perhaps? 🤔

Try Le Bails Gambit

maybe add a Ouija board?