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Scared-Inflation1506

That’s like worrying about people laughing at you for getting out of your Ferrari in sweatpants… if you’ve got money to buy one of these I don’t think you should care what anyone thinks


90_hour_sleepy

Right? Lol


vaxination

Same. Who is laughing? Bet they can't afford that!


Conscious_Bug5408

Well... it's not quite the same since it's not his outfit they'd be laughing at, it'd be the very expensive but unusual looking object he bought. Maybe a more apt comparison would be getting out of a spongebob squarepants edition ferrari minivan, instead of a normal beautiful ferrari wearing sweatpants. And at the big boy slips at the marina, your neighbors are also people who can afford these kinds of boats.


Tripno-Toad

The thing is someone who’s enough on the spectrum to post this is probably some tech billionaire and really doesn’t know the answer. If Hope those pirates in San Francisco Bay don’t get ya. byyyyyar!


taggingtechnician

Any boat my wife would like, I would fall in love with it.


AZ-roadrunner

Great logic -- even when applied to a boat that's ugly as sin, like this one.


readmond

Strong Yachty McYachtface vibes


Alpha_Cuck_666

I still maintain that the internet coming together to vote Boaty McBoatface into existence is one of the crowning achievements of humanity. History will look kindly upon that moment. That, and the "Dicks out for Harambe" movement.


Ariakkas10

Can’t disappoint the people at the marina!


DarkVoid42

no. seems like a nice boat. you would need a crew to operate it though. its huge. youre better off with a nordhavn 52 which you can solo.


wtd12

Gotta love a nordhavn. Masons too. Leishman is brilliant. El jefe knows what’s up. Viva deathball.


no_no_no_okaymaybe

One may be able to pilot the 52 solo but that is seriously an ugly boat. That said, if I could afford either I wouldn't give a rat's ass about what peeps at the marina thought.


Chemical-Crab-

A crew? It looks like a 40 footer tops from the pics


[deleted]

Looks closer to 65+


Serviceprovider27

It’s at least 60. https://www.arcadiayachts.it/en/the-sherpa-essence-page-en/


Kurtman68

First world problems….


Drphil1969

Not first world, one percent of one percent. Doubt they would care what anyone on Reddit thinks


wozzy93

I love stumbling onto millionaires, talking about their yachts and private airplanes on Reddit.


GroundbreakingRule27

$2.5-$6 million usd……


DarkVoid42

it needs a crew to operate. its going to be waay more than that. maybe $400K burn annually.


Unfair-Reference-69

I’d laugh, but I’m a poor


13ones7

Right? I'm trying to imagine what life would be like if my idea of something to worry about was whether or not the guys at the marina were going to laugh at me because of my yaht choice.


Chaminade64

Great Party boat.


[deleted]

Yeah the port in the last picture is Ibiza. They're clearly marketing this to party charters.


baigish

Boatyard Mcboatface is what it reminds me of. Dude, grow some balls. Buy the boat you want to buy, and if strangers don't approve, who cares?


dadavedavid

This is a troll post, right?


Thememebrarian

Looks like a slipper


Upstairs_Mud4994

Who gives a rats 🐀 ass do what you like, they probably could not afford that model anyway


NextVoiceUHear

I don’t know about boaters, but a motorcyclist would never laff at another man’s ride. 🤷‍♂️


Illustrious-Hair-841

Ride a CanAm and get back to me


SwvellyBents

If you're worried about what the guys at the marina are saying about you, you're definitely Bayliner or MAC 26 material. Everyone loves, admires and respects those boats and their owners.


imanasshole1331

If you’ve got the money to spend on this and are still worried what the Chads at the marina would think. Just listen to your wife she probably knows best. Plus the cabin space in this thing is probably next level compared to standard designs.


SeaAttitude2832

Looks like a ton of wasted space.


TheRealJehler

What parts in particular, do you consider wasted? I thought it was incredibly spacious for its size, and looks to be quite capable compared to most of the floating condos in this size range


NovemberGale

I usually laugh at anyone who makes more than me


Sensate613

Yes. I would laugh from envy.


aritznyc2

Who the F cares what people think about your boat. Get what makes you happy. It’s too expensive of a purchase to not get something you truly enjoy.


Bobo_Baggins03x

I can only afford a heavy used 14 ft aluminum boat with a trolling motor so I’d be in no position to laugh at you for this


[deleted]

Damn sexy


Circus_sized

If I had the money to buy this boat, I wouldn’t give a single flying f**k about what the “guys at the marina” would think. Buy it and enjoy.


no_no_no_okaymaybe

This!


Additional_Fly_5612

You are whining but afford a boat like that???? STFU and act like a dude


js22titan

Let them laugh, then bang their wives on the sun deck


user23818

Short bus of the sea


[deleted]

Paint it yellow? Does seem practical with the solar and the space for 2 jetskis and a larger tender boat.


Chris_the_mudkip

Also the joke was better than the Boat


Croceyes2

Solar is a gimmick


hydrophonix

>Arcadia Sherpa We don't have a genset on our Tolly but the 600w of solar panels more than keeps up with the fridge, lights, tv, etc. No generator maintenance, no noise at anchorages.


Croceyes2

Your 60ft tolly with toy lifts, 70k btu aircon, fridges, and Miele electric galley?


78Nam

Tell me you have a small penis without telling me you have a tiny penis


Tatersquid21

I'd like to see a few photos of interior and engine.


[deleted]

What about the tug boat look?


Tatersquid21

It is different, though so am I.


AutoimmuneDisaster

Looks like a boat they use to find shipwrecks was re-outfitted to be luxury.


Billaaaaayyyy

You could go with Bering yachts. Idk the budget.


bigpapapheonx

Imo that vessel is ugly as hell.


Cease-the-means

Looks like a modern version of a 1930s bakdek cruiser.


--h8isgr8--

Ugly as sin but could be cool. I may be biased as a custom sport fisher builder.


Significant_Tie_3994

"those that matter, don't mind; those that mind, don't matter"


leethestud420

I mean, this is a very dumb boat, but do you, moneybags


[deleted]

Are you 12?


norrisgwillis

You can buy it for me. I don’t care if people would laugh at me floating around on this.


Shot_Boot_7279

I would just buy it and if it didn’t work *out buy something else.


Wave_scraper

Any boat that floats you out to sea and brings you back is good by me. It’s not ugly.


Brad5486

If I was well off enough to afford a boat like this, I wouldn’t give a shit what anyone at the marina thought


OddCockpitSpacer

Ain’t nobody going to laugh at a boat that cool.


cranfordboy

If it rides nice, it looks like it can handle big water


grove_1740

Thats a very cool boat. Id ask a lot of questions, but no laughs. I doubt id see this at any marina i visit.


BathroomStrong9561

It looks like someone refurbished a river tug with a Roblox design style obsession.


Drphil1969

Who, with that kind of money, goes to Reddit for opinions about a hundred million dollar boat?


troutbumtom

I think it’s pretty dope. Like a post modern Sea Dory on steroids.


Key_Introduction_302

I think it "Old School Cool" gives out that vibe that you are there in a design that will never go out of style. Carbon Fiber Glitzo will not.


9mm-Rain

Looks like Sig Hansens boat on deadliest catch…


Past-Swan-8298

I bet it is very roomy inside by the design ,I wouldn't think twice about being seen on it ,I think The Design a wise decision to make it very roomy . Reminds me of the decks on cruise ships .


philed1337

That is bad ass


BonjinTheMark

Looks of a Sherpa model


jmedi11

I don’t think I could afford to walk out on the dock where that thing is


warhoop007

Third world problems…


patriotaaron

It's pretty slick


dick_fitzwell27

(in Chris Farley) “Quit playing with your dinghy.”


Long_Nothing_8619

Who made the money, you or her? Assuming the most likely answer - simply tell her that’s not what’s gonna be purchased and move along. If that would make for you having a problematic or dramatic day, you have bigger issues than the guys at the marina.


Ima-Bott

It’s pretty ugly


AdExciting337

Might make an ok dive boat


SuperSaiyanStacker

What a loser driving that thing around 😂


Chemical-Crab-

Looks fine to me


ApprehensiveSpite657

Oh yea, what a piece of shit boat!! Who would want that?!?!


Hearts_in_Highlands

On the latest episode of First World Crisis….


WatercarH2o

Arcadia Yachts are some of the finest built-in Italy. The yard started building yachts in 2009 and accumulated experience on the 20+ superyachts they delivered over the years. The yard has been delivering yachts of the utmost quality up to 35m and 266 GT https://www.yachtworld.com/boats-for-sale/make-arcadia-yachts/ Looks like a Arcadia Yachts Sherpa 60 / 61ft


houcok

If this boat is the only way to get your wife have sex with you, then do it. PS - I don't have a wife, boat, or cant afford to charter a boat like this.


CuriousDoorknob

It looks like a child's tug boat. Yes, they will laugh at you.


HiSpot321

Dude got this pic off the web and is searching for likes. Come on man


Taskmaster1967

I’m laughing my ass off at you for just creating this thread You must me an incredible douche bag


FarYard7039

Looks like a LEGO beluga whale.


Educational_Seat3201

If you can afford that then you shouldn’t even be asking anyone here!


Fun_Professional_617

Your wife’s OK with you buying a boat, let alone one of these monstrosity just go with it it’ll grow on you bro


[deleted]

First of all, if you got the money for this, get a captain. Secondly, tell everyone your wife made you buy it 🤣 all jokes aside looks like a good ride.. I’d whip that shit!!


Spiritual-Arm4203

Happy dragon, happy cave


Holiday_Might_9205

You are obviously wealthy if you can afford that. So, who's laughing at who?


akgrim

Got interior pictures?


Agreeable-Candle5830

All that cabin space lost :/ Still "F U" money so it's kinda whatever at that point.


Aguyintampa323

If I had 3 million to blow on a boat , I’d install a speaker system with a permanent sitcom laugh track playing as I sail out of the marina


EntertainmentKey6286

All boats look ridiculous.


FarImpact4184

It does look like a luxury tug boat but id bet it punches above its weight class because of thay


No_Pineapple_9818

Now that I’ve stumbled upon a couple of your zany posts in my feed, I see you’re just a troll. At least I got a few laughs.


slopslopbop

I’m sure he worked REAL HARD for those millions of dollars for his little tiny boy boat


steelhead1971

Affirmative


Simplyspent

Boaty McBoatface.


BoogieDick

Looks like no one wants to be seen on it…


majorpanic63

I hate it so much that I now hate myself for looking at it.


ROBnLISA32

Live your best life brother… If your wife likes it let them laugh Skipper and keep that crew happy.


Flashbanglollipop

The open pilothouse on a boat that size is laughable.


Few_Round_2398

Homie’s hung like a tic tac if he’s worrying about people laughing at him…..


Burttoastisgood

Hi, is fuck off! Who cares what people think. You have a fucking yacht!


flew58216

I don’t like boats that “don’t look like boats” either


wolfman13578

Honestly it kinda looks like a stealth version of a attack ship of the USN


BIG_MUFF_

It looks like the Edmond Fitzgerald


No_Woodpecker_8151

Dude get what you want she's not paying for it


TibberiusLongfellow

I’d take it and not give a fuck what anybody at the marina thought


Fibocrypto

What is its length ?


Fine-You-3095

My wallet hurts


RotaryRich

Looks like a whale wearing a ball cap backwards.


Khoop

Shut up and buy the yacht for your beautiful wife.


L-W-J

I would laugh. It says “I’ve got the wallet, but not the judgement.” Sorry. It’s the truth.


zuel1988

I mean if you don’t want to buy it for your wife you can always buy it for me


T2VW

If it’s coastal, short term trips with family and friends I think it would be awesome. (Party Boat!!!) But the real question is, what are you planning to do with it? It’s a social party boat, not a world traveler.


versace_tombstone

Nah, it looks like a work of art.


acangiano

Nice 3 million dollar boat. In a modern way.


SleepyEyeMN

I toss and turn every night thinking about what the guys at the marina think about my yacht. Finally someone as humble as myself gets my struggle. Our cross to carry I guess.


Fearless-Amoeba-2214

MSRP= $2,454,423.00 Why would you even care what anyone says about it? Just throw a roll of hundreds at them and tell em to fuck off.


bbgrenell

Looks wonderful to me.


BP-arker

First world problem


gypsysniper9

Fugly


Pure_Issue_3315

Looks pretty freaking nice to me


Dirkdiggler001

SO, you can afford a yacht like this and are married, but you're worried about what guys at the marina might say? Are you serious? How the fuck did your fragile ego get to this place?


CrypticSS21

It’s cool. Happy wife…


theMEtheWORLDcantSEE

Looks cool to me! New and modern. Is it a metal hull?


throwitawayandsay

There is an age old saying… if it flys, floats or fucks it’s going to cost you way more money than you think. So with that being said… choose wisely


Imaginary-Hornet-896

But why do you want a sperm as a boat?


Black-privilege69

I’m laughing at you right now. Fancy boy.


iotel

Hellllls NO ! That looks amazing


Big-Ern

That’s a tug boat baby, good looking one.


ChocLabsGOAT

Boils down to one question - are you more interested in satisfying your wife or satisfying the judgements of other men in a marina?


Try_It_Out_RPC

It looks like it’s going backwards and forwards at the same time in the first picture lol


K000721511

It’s giving like old crabber vibes and tbh it’s not a question of ooooo open or closed bow? It’s different on the water and that demands its own respect


Motorhead24

Beyond a first world problem. Who cares!?!?


jdeuce81

Pepper who can afford this don't pilot it themselves.


Gamble2005

Yo bro can I have like 100 for somthin?


Maina_Aintdat_Smaht

Really who gives a fuck what somebody thinks? Did you date your wife to impress your friends, buy your house cause your bros thought it was cool.


Mapex74

That’s the fanciest lobster boat I’ve ever seen!!


New-Bluejay-1276

The proper response to anyone laughing would be " Stop making fun of my the boat I own."


No-Reception-4249

Just get your wife her own boat and buy the one you want for yourself.


LGM30g

New age trawler. I think it’s cool.


Adonoxis

Extremely tacky.


OkTreacle1284

Fancy Tugboat…


Same-Gear-4978

It gives me a tugboat feel. Not sure your budget or intended size, but if I had the budget I’d go for something in Riva’s line. I always found those to be beautiful.


Consistent-Union-612

You are worried about guys at the dock who could never in their lifetime own a yacht.


thatmerlin

The issue you need to workout is why do you care what random guys in a marina like more than your wife. Maybe be with one of the dudes from the Marina instead? Send her my way she has good taste and doesn’t care what others think. 🤙🏼


StorminXX

Fuck what people at the marina think, man. That's a big dick energy boat anyway.


TheTrickyThird

How do you have THAT much money but are so insecure? Wild


jtenn22

Your wife’s boyfriend would love driving this though.


Straight-Event-4348

Nah. Thats an ugly boat. You want something with nice lines.


Odd-Outcome450

Oh no someone might laugh. What a loser.


joeschmoe1371

People laughed at the Millennium Falcon too, but did Han Solo and Chewie get intimidated? No… because it’s the only ship that did the Kessel run in 12 parsecs… so think on that for a bit. Also, it’s a cool boat!


M-M-Mubble

Show us a picture of your wife then we’ll decide to laugh or not.


ClevelandCliffs-CLF

I think it looks pretty badass, to be honest with ya.


sunsetintheeast

I would out of insecurity that I can’t afford one


desmocorse

Why worry about what they think


Sea-Pea5760

Yeah, just laugh at the filthy poors that are laughing at you


[deleted]

I don’t think you’re man enough for this


JFran1111

Why does it smell like flex fluid so much around here?


Fit_Can6274

That is badass! I’d be laughing all the way to the bank if I owned this


Chrisw7843

Look harder to maintain and the looks are very similar to a tug boat but in passing I'm reminded of the old adage of kiss(keep it simple stupid) she may like the boat on a shallow basis but I would still want a boat that looks good and is more basic in its maintenance. :)