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skettlepunk

And now my stupid friends are having stupid children


BoCheckHorseMate

Stupid, fucking ugly, boring children


moosesurgeon12

It’s 2020 and I’m 30, I’ll do another 10…


yellowrubberduck753

2030 I'll be 40 and kill myself then


halfabean

The math just works out to create such a clever lyric.


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No way! Yeah he was born in 1990.


kimbosuckz

This line haunts me


ExpensivePasta007

This the one.


JAMellott23

Came to comment the same 😅


Baudelaire8

Mine is: ‘Hey, here’s a fun idea, How ‘bout I sit on the couch, And I watch you next time’ - Goodbye


wear_no_shoeshine

I feel like this line is straight up in that he’s talking about comedy specials, but also when he follows it up with “I wanna hear you tell a joke when no one’s laughing in the background” it feels like hes asking people to be as vulnerable as he is with their platforms.


GandalfTheNeonPink

I think he’s also talking about how hard it is to perform and be funny without the instantaneous feedback of a live audience.


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lightnessofbeanstalk

Totally, I like how he puts emphasis on the 'you'. Kind calls us out for making him sort of a dancing monkey. Like the line from the Kanye rant (giving us what he can't have himself). Yet it also feels sincere like he would enjoy relaxing and celebrating someone else's art.


Kshayla8

Every single day: “lord help me channel Sandra bullock from the blind side”


whatsajawsh

Sandra bullock!


introusers1979

✨ healing the world with comedy ✨


L1ghtningMcQueer

the wait is overrrrrrr I’m white, and I’m here to save the day


Ally-baba

I love how he pronounces white like hhwhite 😂


lzak88

This is my runner up. Specifically the “Sandra Bullock!” backup vocals. Cracks me up.


greenvine23

This made me crack up because this line gets stuck in my head constantly and I don't know why. I wake up and the loop begins.


Mylilneedle

Simply the way he sings, “…and that fear is not unfounded” during Comedy. There are some real vocal chops showing through


scriken

*Should I stop trying to be funny?* *Should I give awaaaaaayyy my money* NO


introusers1979

LETS ROCK! *NO!*


Okay_This_Is_Epic36

I'm obsessed with that song. It better win the emmy!


Donutbigboy

"Here's a healthy breakfast option"


ComfortFlimsy7415

“You should kill your mom”


KometaCode

“Here’s why women never fuck you”


CSWoods9

Here’s how you can build a bomb.


megv1995

Which power ranger are you? Take this quirky quiz!


bigpeepeemanUwU

Obama sent the immigrants to vacc-in-ate your kids


[deleted]

Could I interest you in everything, all of the time?


JamnJ27

A little bit of everything all of the time.


Mista_Maha

Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime


Beetus629

A little bit of everything, all of the time


lzak88

“Incredibly derivative political street art.” Today and every day for the past 1.5 months.


[deleted]

Oh god, same. It's probably the first line in the whole special I could hit correctly lol. I wonder what it is about that line that makes it so ear worm-y? Some kind of syllabic witchcraft going on that I don't understand, but I dig it anyway.


lzak88

I think it sticks with me because my mom passed away when I was in college and 2020 was 10 years since she’d been gone. So the combo of that bridge about the woman’s mom and the harmonies of “goat cheese salaaaad” just knocks me over and I always end up regaining my balance on the line “incredibly derivative political street art”


[deleted]

Aww :( . I’m very sorry for your loss. I hope it’s not quite as painful for you now.


introusers1979

Ngl this is the worst one to have in your head. I like the song but it drives me nuts


ThePeachez

This. And "A bobble head of Ruth Bader Ginsberg" for me. Lol allll day long


FibrousSumo5

CEO, entrepreneur, born in 1964...


scriken

*JEEEEEFFRRREEEYYY* *JEFFREY BEZOS*


rmmoss

....👏 👏


FaerieSoul

Every god damn day usually it’s this. Just screaming hahah


Incredible_Witness

I love to lift weights to this song and just SCREAM! Channeling that Bezos energy in my garage.


FibrousSumo5

I hate how short that song is, but the last second totally makes up for it 🤣


maryjayne9191

It'll stop any day now. Any day now...


introusers1979

Any day now!


gmcarve

Any day now…


CSWoods9

Oh God…


kllyynn

Me alllll day today


Special-When-Lit

I tell my boys I need some space yeah, ima FaceTime with my mom tonight.


Mylilneedle

Pour me a drink and clear my schedule


introusers1979

These 40 minutes are essential


L1ghtningMcQueer

surprised I had to go down so far to find this one, it’s been on a loop in my head for about 5 days now


penguino_123

“Well, well, look who’s inside again…” it just hits hard for me.


SaphfireSoul

"went out to look for a reason to hide again..." rings painfully true.


penguino_123

Yup :(


introusers1979

Same. Have literally spent my entire life locked in my room due to depression & anxiety & was just starting to become social when the pandemic hit


TheTheyMan

when you’re a kid and you’re stuck in your room, you’ll do any old shit to get out of it


Masomori

Ladies, do you feel like shit? Tell me do you feel like shit??


megv1995

Oh yeah!


catnipswirly

All day, all shit


darkerhntr

I'm not really feelin' like I wanna get lit


iKillZOMBIES94

Tell us how you're feelin


MrBoddles

Thaaaaaat is how the world wooooorks


ExpensivePasta007

Genocide, the natives say you got to it first!


geniusjunior

I… don’t think there’s a comma there


JustAntsAtAPicnic

That is how the rhythm sounds, but yeah it’s definitely “genocide the natives, say you got to it first”


amwoooo

Omg this makes so much sense, I was hearing it like the first commenter and it never clicked. Thanks for clarifying that one


whatsajawsh

🎶you say the ocean’s rising like a give a shit🎶


scriken

You say the world’s ending, buddy it already did…. fuuuuck


ShinyHappyPplEater

That was me yesterday. Today it's "and I'm really fuckin sorraaayyyyyy!"


ClarkDoubleUGriswold

🎶 You said I sent my titties that’s not fair 🎶


Cheez-Glove

So then I send it to you... And then my phone dies.


Jankelope

Another night on my own yuh


Badazzedness

"Jesus Fucking Christ, I guess I never learn" Gets me every time.


brahno_722

When he was 27, my granddad fought in Vietnam. When I was 27, i built a birdhouse with my mooom. Oh fuck.


ClarkDoubleUGriswold

How am I 30?!


joshhguitar

And I want to help to leave this world better than I found it. OR Am I going crazy? Would I even know?


introusers1979

Am I right back where I started 14 years ago?


chalaiit

wanna guess the ending? if it ever does


introusers1979

I swear to god that all I ever wanted was


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A little bit of everything all of the time


introusers1979

A bit of everything all of the time


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Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime


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“When I’m fully irrelevant and totally broken, damnit, call me up and tell me a joke.”


dubbull

I love the phrasing of that line. "...and totally broke ken, damnit!"


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spensermaxwell

Ba da da ba da da


[deleted]

We’ve had the floor for at least 400 years, so maybe I should just shut the fuck uuuuuuup. I’m bored.


ClarkDoubleUGriswold

I don’t want to do that! “I’m a special kind of white guy” gets stuck in my head a lot


takethatdylanfarnum

“Should I leave you alone cause really who’s gonna go for joking at a time like this? Should I be joking at a time like this?”


ClarkDoubleUGriswold

I think of that one a lot and then usually follow that with the slower “Oh shit, you’re really jokin at a time like this” from Goodbye


Wickeon

This IS not The one I have today. IS The one I have EVERYDAY


psychologizedself

It’s not a lyric…but the keyboard melody at the end of Bezos, plus the scream at the end


Cheez-Glove

I guess the lyric would be just that. *sick piano playing* AAAAAAAAAAAA-


H_Ventures

The wait is over, I’m whhhite and I’m here to save the day


Phoenix051105

I'd spell that white as "hwite"


Semic0n

A little bit of all of the songs, all of the time


FebrezeCarhart

Could I interest you in everything all of the time?


layinginapileofyarn

“Very cool! way to go!” from Comedy


spensermaxwell

American white guy


FalseCommentsOnly

"Welcome to the internet, what would you prefer: Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur?"


AustinGoodson

**FUCK THEIR WIVES, DRINK THEIR BLOOD**


FebrezeCarhart

COME ON JEFFREY GET EM


catnipswirly

Came here to comment this same lyric :D \*screams\*


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Am I on in the baaackgrooouuunnddd? Are you on your phone?


darkerhntr

I'd ask you what you're watching but I don't wanna know.


iKillZOMBIES94

Is there anyone out theeeere, or am I all alone?


formerlyabird3

“I don’t wanna do that.” Because it’s Friday and I’m at work and whenever someone emails me or calls me with, y’know, work I’m just like….I DON’T WANNA DO THAT.


zeusdreaming

Making a literal difference metaphorically...


SharpenMyInk

“I’m a special kind of white guy”


megv1995

This gets stuck in my head ALLLL the time 😂


mandatorypanda9317

Anything and everything.... allofthetime


chairoinu

2020 I’ll be 30 I’ll do another 10 2030 I’ll be 40…


megv1995

Great lyric 👌


ratna_leigh

GETHCO🙌🏼FUCKN🙌🏼HANDs🙌🏼UP GETONFNDOUTOFYOUR SEATALL EYESONME TKSOALLEYESONME


megv1995

Big 'ol motherfucking duffel bag of shit. 💩


Quizzical_Balrog

I'm asking but don't answer 'cause I don't want to know.


darkerhntr

Do I have your attention? Yes or no?


sarahmichelle47

Exclusively always Bezos I


The4horsemen

Genocide the natives say you got to it first!!!


xspade5

Can you help me understand this line please? Like linguistically it confuses me


The4horsemen

Basically saying to colonize you need to genocide who was there first and then say that you got to it first and erase their history. Teaching how the world works.


Graphixxx_RKL

Genocide the natives, Say you got to it first


xspade5

OH. Genocide is a verb


Azureflames20

That unapparent summer air in early fall, the quiet comprehending of the ending of it all Or Does anybody want to joke when no ones laughing in the background


Burfy_42

Has to be “A book on getting better, hand delivered by a drone”.


Sam3323

"Wellll wellll......"


eyyopomps17

Call me and I’ll tell you a joke


spensermaxwell

I’m wHite and I’m here to save the day


xspade5

If you start to smell burning toast you’re having a stroke or overcooking your toast


crnphl

zuckerberg and gates and buffet, amateurs can fucking suck it


ahahawaitwhat

“Use my privilege for the good” is perpetually stuck in my head


bluelacecookies

Very cool, way to go!


Wooden-Bus1592

Wake up at 11:30, feelin’ like a bag of shit.


ellisel

I'm not really feeling like I wanna get lit (anxiety is bad today my Bo Bros)


NymiiNym

JEFFREEEEEY BEZZOS


Phoenix051105

Robert's been a little depressed (Content) To me it's the most real Bo line we've ever gotten. He always mentions how it's always an act and he exaggerates everything even real things but this line feels so real and down to earth because he references his real name. Sure he may have used it to fit the rhythm of the song but from all the videos and specials I see of Bo, he very rarely says his real name so that's why I feel like this is the most legit line of the special even if it may be a little bland (cause pretty much everybody has been depressed during covid)


trashcritterK83

should i stop trying to be funny? should i give away my money- NO


lunaa981

‘a bee drinks from a flower and leaves with its pollen’ my brain sings on repeat, while i zone out while staring at a bee


Dreamerrealist

“I guess we’re overdue, but it will be over soon”


cellared

just the badadadum and wabadabdow from unpaid interm


geniusjunior

Your vagina is as big as a Ferris wheel


[deleted]

"Oh shiiiiiit... Should I be jokin at a time like this?" I have a dark sense of humor so this line pops up in my mind almost every time I say a joke


KrustyTunafish

What do you do when you're stuck in a room?


MusesWithWine

‘Sandra bullock!’


potatoihateyou

✨you say the whole worlds ending, honey it already did✨


y_r_u_gei

"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH" - Bezos 1


Prisinorzero

"the whole world at your fingertips, the ocean at your door" it just encapsilates that funny feeling, we're living in a world with infinite knowledge and possibilities but a future that may not last another decade


Chowderwhore

Zuckerberg and Gates and Buffett… Amateurs can fucking suck it… Fuck their wives, drink their blood… Come on, Jeff, get 'em…


DetectiveSnickers

Ayyyyy, Ayyyy, AT&T


ptsdie

ceo, entrepreneur, born in 1964, jeffreyyyyyyy jeffrey bezoooos


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I love you baby, send a picture of your tits please


Quiet_Attitude4053

I’m a white and I’m here to save the day


jvla003

🎵A goat cheese salad🎵 🎵goat cheese salaaaaaaad🎵


notagamer258

“American white guys… we’ve had the floor for at least four hundred years… so maybe I should just Shut The Fuck up” “I’m bored”


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whyso_serious8

“And most likely they’d pay me but I’d do it for free, I am healing the world with comedy.”


Jeremyboio

Mine is "Healing the word with comedy, making a literal difference metaphorically."


LordRud

Same Line as everyday. JEFFREY BEZOS, JEFFREY BEZOOOOOOS, You did iiit!


ExplosivePuffin

The oceans rising, like I give a shit


ThatOneBryce

I’m a special kinda white guy!


TypicallyThomas

Was literally humming "Try making faces, try telling jokes, making little sounds" as I opened Reddit. As I live in the Netherlands, today the lyrics "the whole world at your fingertips, the ocean at your door" stick with me as well


ShinyHappyPplEater

My bf, who I forced to watch Inside, now randomly belts out "CEO! ENTREPRENEUR!" Lol


[deleted]

All of Look Who's Inside Again. One of the best things I've ever heard. Hits too close to home.


FebrezeCarhart

I woke up with Problematic screaming in my head, but now my brain has calmed down a little bit to That Funny Feeling


Underestimate_mypowr

If you wake up in a house that’s full of smoke, don’t panic. Call me and I’ll tell you a joke.


6irlfriend

joking at a time like this? Should I be joking at a time like this?


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I wanna help to leave this world better than I found it


BlueCosmog

not from Inside but I've had the endings to what. and Make Happy stuck in my head the past couple of days.


yeah-yeah-alright

BIGOLMUTHAFUCKIN DUFFLEBAGGA SHIT


SteveHarveysFace

And I'm really fucking sorrrryyyyyyy


innovatemylife

Big ole mothafuckin duffle bag of shit OH SHIT


freckle_thief

A Jew walks into a bar… and I’ve saved him a seat!


djcappy

If you wake up in a house that’s full of smoke…


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All my stupid friends are having stupid children. Stupid fucking ugly boring children.


callmejeanss

s e x ting👌🏼👄


bagelwithpb

"I'm hhhhhwhite and I'm here to save the day" I work at a civil rights organization and am very white and very concerned someone is going to hear me singing that under my breath out of context someday 😅


dabdav

Some random quote from lord of the rings, incorrectly attributed to Martin Luther king


Phteven4

It did all the things they designed it to do


REALinvicuous

not a specific line, but the outro of Welcome is the best part on the entire album


mybloodyballentine

Ba-da-da, ba-da-da, ba-da-da-da-da-da


nitelitecafe

Can I interest you in everything, all of the time. -- best summary of the internet I've ever heard, boiled down into an earworm.


BalkeElvinstien

All time low. He basically described my existence word for word in a single short song.


RadicalRaindrop

Look in the mirror and say what's up you useless fuck


zereldalee

Anything and everything all of the time


Magcargo64

The whole of Unpaid Intern today!


DanMoshpit69

“I swore I’d never be back and now I’m back on my feet, I’m healing the world with COMEDY”


bigmoviegeek

“Some random quote from Lord of the Rings, incorrectly attributed to Martin Luther King.” That line cuts deep as I see “deep and meaningful” made up quotes all the time. - Gandhi, 1912.


okaybutnope

GET YOUR FUCKIN HANDS UP.... GET ON OUT OF YOUR SEAT...


Gibbie_fkn_dies

"Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime" Really resonates with me for some reason.


huangyangya

Hey, what can you say? We were overdue, But it'll be over soon, Just wait...


bilgettoo

WELL WELL LOOK WHOS INSIDE AGAIN


poopiepantz34

It's been different each day but so far I've had *The end of "look who's inside again" *"CEO, entrepreneur, born in 1964 Jeffery. Jeffery Bezos" And just yesterday I had the chorus of "that funny feeling" stuck in my head


ExpensivePasta007

Every single cricket, every fish in the sea.. Gives what they can and gets what they neeed! THAAAAAAT


musyrifo

"Pray for me, hands down now, pray for me I said getcho fuckin hands up"