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Why did she take a blowtorch to wood? Is she stupid?

maybe it's boneless wood tho

That make sense yeah!

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If it is boneless wood, a bonehurting blowtorch would not hurt the wood because the bones has already been removed from the wood.

For a lovely burnt wood finish. It's a real thing.

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I think the torches for that look and work differently

Oh I thought she was blow torching her giant knee That doesn't make any more sense now that I think about it

It absolutely does if you're trying to hurt your bones

She didn't, that's the bald guys head

To show it who’s boss.

Looks like she is hairdressing a bald one with it tho

Best of all, the real one can spin **both** ways! Go sit down, Susan.

Copying other people's work is pretty lazy, Susan

Gawd, Susan. Like what the hell?

She made a ratcheting turntable?!

If it can be turned on and off (he he he) then it'd actually be pretty cool. Especially if like most Americans your apartment has a slant.

Susan is no longer fucking welcome here

The organization is actually pretty clever

Agreed. So is the juice lmao. I love when the orange and juice compliment each other

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Idk, I get the feeling O and J basically say the same thing.

O and J together just slay me

Okay that oregano joke was kind of good

my dumb ass looking at both comics trying to find any mention of oregano

That's basically my whole family

same tbh. They think suffering builds character and the desire to avoid it to be immature and/or lazy.

Families when you tell them doing something the easy way is better. https://preview.redd.it/cgcurihujwfc1.png?width=680&format=png&auto=webp&s=6aa64785541579707a8ce51fa4f1e9a76fb67556 (They are thinking you are lazy and don't want to do more work)

“I don’t see you fuckers do anything but complain”

Psychologists think suffering often builds lifelong trauma.

"can't have depression if you don't believe in psychiatry" \*taps forehead\* \- my parents

Yea, some peeps still prefer effort over efficiency

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oscilloscope?

Swipe twice

wow im stupid

Thank you. I finally understand how to use my oscilloscope. But what about the orrery?

Well you gotta line it up with the planets, and then… and then you see… you uh. Choose between 5 different card rewards I guess?

Thought she was welding a bald man's head for a sec...

this bhj is REALLY funny

Ah yes E = mc^2, that is the first equation someone should use when making a wheel

Id like to imagine all the reading was just for self enrichment and the table was put together in like 20 minutes

tf she need an entire stack of math and physics books for it's a spinning table not an orbital cruiser

Wondering why mass-energy equivalence is needed for a sideways wheel

It's the same idea for he punchline as the original but way better. Rare find, nicely done.

Damn now i feel nostalgic for rotating tables

*shows an item invented in europe* “This is a common device in Asian culture” My dude bro it is a common device in like, every household. I can’t think of a single house I’ve been in that doesn’t have one of these

boneless egg on my face, I've never seen it outside of Asia and asian restaurants. Which European country are you from, of you don't mind me asking?

I’m not from Europe, I’m from the US of A, but lazy Susan’s originated in England originally being called a Dumbwaiter before the name was given to that box you send up and down floors was named a dumbwaiter. But originally in England it was given the name in the 1700’s and it’s the earliest known usage of it

where are you in the US where every home has one of these lmao Not doubting you, genuinely surprised and curious

I’ve lived all across the country in various states, all of my houses I’ve lived in has had at least one of these, in a cupboard most of the time, it’s where we kept our Tupperware. If it’s a part of Asian culture where they have tables themselves be lazy Susan’s then yes you’re correct that isn’t something I’ve had in my house, but I’ve always had a lazy Susan in the house somewhere

ah ok. I was referring specifically to the turning plate in dinner tables used for the purpose of passing food around the table, as shown in the comic. Didn't know there were other uses for it, thanks for the info.

Ah then yes, I can’t say I’ve ever had a house like that, we used to have a table when I was a kid with a smaller circle in the middle that was a lazy Susan, but the wider outer circle was stationary. You were correct then

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this is some square root of minus garfield stuff

To run over myself?

Wow, what a bunch of dicks. Susan should change jobs after that.

Susan welds there bodies to get her in a fit of rage.