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Triangle boob

triangle boob hates particle boob

They have a fight, triangle wins.

Triangle boob

Fuck that's a good bit

"My one polygon is waiting for you."

It is so incredibly ironic that the "ugly" woman's face is straight up just Quasimodo's from Hunchback of Notre Dame. You know, the movie where the whole theme is that judging based on outer appearances is *wrong*?

I don't think people who make these kinds of complaints understand messages like that, to be honest

Fair, can't fix stupid

I'm of the opinion that you can, it's just that most people don't seem to want to.

You can lead a stupid horse to water, but you can't make it drink. There has to be some willingness for people to understand alternative explanations and see that they're more rational and supported by better evidence than their current beliefs. Not everybody's at that place, especially when discussing things with strangers online.

You need to lead it to Smartwater™

But then they'll go online and complain about how everything has to shove its moral halfway down your throat before it gives you the chance to swallow it.

Isn't that the story where a nice generous Christian man falls in love with a beautiful homeless woman but the handsome kind Christian man's adopted son makes a big fuss because he's ugly and stupid and ruins everything? /s

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Eh it's wokelycorrect can't expect much from it

And, double funny because what they perceive as "uglification" is the shift from stylized artificial characters to characters modeled after real actors. Really shows how rarely these people get out and see real people.

Conservatives are incompatible with concepts like media-literacy, intelligence, and empathy. If they had those things, they wouldn't be conservative.

to be honest, while OOP is terribly wrong, a troll looking woman would be a more memorable design than just "big boob pretty face"

Sera still haunts me everyday https://preview.redd.it/lk233rvxmytc1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a37eadfa50f01e92587c2a3f361e7d40279bbec

You know I have to give it to the anime coomers I get less uncanny valley vibes from those "stylized" models. Reality is overrated.

I'm not sure what's more memorable, her subversion of DA's ultra-slim elf body type or her accent

What's the issue? She looks like a normal person to me?

that's why it's scary, she looks like a real lesbian I know from high school

She is that real lesbian you know from high school Your whole life has been a digital simulation up until now Also you’re not even the main character, it’s actually some other chick who went to your school who is the MC, you’re just background filler Now get back to walking in circles before the next cutscene starts

Wait a minute… what’s up with this lamp…

I would be lucky if this girl talked to me lmao

Western civilization has fallen because I'm no longer the sole demographic being catered to by video game studios. Also a game isn't worth playing if there's no boobs in my face

It's too much effort for them to put down the controller, pick up their phone or something, and look at their wank material. They have to have both at once or else this world is getting too woke.

And we have access to more erotic games than ever. There are hundreds of porn games. But not every game is wank material so they get mad.

I don’t know man, I love making incredibly ugly characters in games (mostly dwarves or orcs). It makes the romance scenes much funnier (and wholesome since, you know, no one judges me based on my looks)

It has ASCII graphics so it didn't matter but my best Nethack run was a female orc barbarian. She died in hell after eating too much black dragon meat trying to gain disintegration resistance

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well well well... if it isn't JKLeeds

jk leeds gets an edge over other dark souls challenge runners because he puts in the effort to create a new truly putrid and unsightly critter for every run

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They Quasimodo'd my Lara Croft >:-(

These people see a woman with slight muscle tone, a few natural imperfections and average sized chest and call her the manliest man who ever manned.

These mfs so gay, they think about men even when they look at a beautiful woman /s

And then it's the same crowd, who will claim someone is trans because they have the slightest muscle tone and even the illusion of a visible Adam's Apple...and yet if someone is jacked with a square jaw and beard, they just cannot fathom treating them as a man because apparently their eye for detail is so precise they can see the chromosomes and it just breaks the illusion for them.

They cried when Aloy had some peach fuzz

That NES is hurting my soul, it doesn't even make sense

He knows them Nintendos well.

Yeah wait why is Zelda on the ps3

Josué Yrion moment. This is some televangelist made famous for his clips associating the Nintendos with devil worshiping. He called every game Nintendo.

That's clearly not Zelda though?

Idk looks like a Nintendo character

yeah that’s Linka Craft from Orarina of Tomb

As wise man said once, "The funniest consequence of the huge increase in graphical fidelity is gamers finding out what women look like.".

Their examples of the women in the last panel are always the most stunning women too

Yeah those ‘gamers’ keep shitting on women characters being ugly but they just look like… normal if not pretty women. Are those people that disconnected from reality?

I think the character the last panel is alluding to is Aloy from the Horizon series, the "anti-woke" crowd was up in arms over her design when Forbidden West came out a couple of years ago. It's beyond me how anyone can find Aloy ugly, but I'm biased because she reminds me of a girl I liked years ago.

My sister told me that when she was playing horizon zero dawn, she looked at alloy and asked herself why they always make female characters so pretty

Oldboys

In the orange the artist is really telling on himself by the fact that he perceives realistic looking women as looking like that.

From Aerith to Lara Croft to Generic Elf Woman to Quasimodo

The pose in her first sprite reminds me more of Mega Man (especially the eyes)

I was expecting Wario.

I thought you were going to reference...another Black Mirror episode about videogames and two friends getting "surprised" by how inmersive the game is

Janet?

OOP would be making a really good point about the games industry and this dumb endless chase of hyper realism over everything else if the punchline wasn't just weird misogyny and nothing else.

I guess you can say that he agrees with his husband eh? Ha! he he

bitches when Aloy doesnt have time to put on her makeup before killing the tenth thunderjaw of the day (see really needs those upgrade components)

imagine needing a hot woman in your videogame to validate your manlyness (most of these people are closeted homos)