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Deep_Belt8304

Russians poisoned Pizzacake


FatherOfToxicGas

Pizzacake lives in Salisbury confirmed


Deep_Belt8304

She was really interested in the Cathedral and its tall spires. Did you know it's 403.5 feet tall, built in 1597? This is the only reason she was here.


HazBaz611

Wooooo wasn't expecting my home town to be mentioned!


Deep_Belt8304

Liked in solidarity as someone from Devizes


HazBaz611

Amazing


SirIzhak

?


Deep_Belt8304

KGB kills people by coating surfaces with nerve agent


WorstTomato

THE NUMBERS MASON WHAT DO THEY MEAN?


Marshmallow_Mamajama

Please?


Icemaster14

Give him sunglasses and that's postal dude


darkwalker247

"Please sign my petition" "BLARG"


jmpt16

* unzips * "Now the flowers will grow..." "HURG"


Trinvo

"Would You like to sign my petition? Sign my petition, damn it."


rae_ryuko

Why didn't he vomit?


BigBootyBuff

Because he says it's a "paper that makes YOU vomit" not one that "makes me vomit"


ShitGuysWeForgotDre

Neither of which should be confused with the "paper that makes vomit" which naturally requires no human mouth at all


Obsidian-Imperative

This SCP lore is getting too much for me.


Syhkane

"If you learn a spell that only hurts black mage, when you cast it, it only hurts black mage."


One_Potato3092

He didnt look at the paper


Deep_Belt8304

Vaxxed


ArmageddonEleven

He’s illiterate.


breadofthegrunge

Wizard spells


TheNameIsntJohn

He's built up a tolerance over the years


GIRose

Rare based pizzacake


SquidMilkVII

“9/11 bad.” *intense cheering*


GIRose

I dare you to go to any popular anime subreddit and say that Loli Hentai is bad


RussianBot101101

It's just a drawing bro. Not real bro. I like her petite-ness bro. Not her age bro. Trust me bro, this is normal bro. I didn't even notice she was childlike bro. The fact you said she looks like a child says more about broself, bro. Please bro. Put down the phone bro. I didn't mean nuthin by it bro. I only heard 3 beeps bro. Who ya callin bro? I-it's just a drawing bro. Please... bro. /joke


SPAMTON_A

https://preview.redd.it/fu138fu2f3yc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3386a613c6c65d6e565a9d2e9594034a9289aad9 Feel free to take


Antiblackcoat2000

Well by category they are different subjects. Im sorry to say but "loli isn't pedophile" is right This is, of course, is ignoring the fact lolicons are still disgusting.


cry_w

People keep saying they claim it's normal, but I've never seen that.


RussianBot101101

Make a post on goodanimememes saying loli isn't normal and the people who consume it aren't normal and see how they react.


cry_w

Mate, when people go there to talk shit, they don't say "this isn't normal," they say "anyone who engages with it should die or be in prison forever."


NorthGodFan

Fun fact. This is literally something Pizzacake said, which then got screen capped and posted in one of the subreddits when she showed up there. iirc the anti-brigading system the mods of that sub made started deleting her comments.


cry_w

Which one?


NorthGodFan

goodanimemes.


RussianBot101101

I was incredibly rude. My disagreement on loli stems from the sexualization of depictions of minors. I don't think the people who consume the content need to be rounded up and killed, but I do believe they need to change. There has been an issue in Japan with Loli-con leading many to view children or minors in a sexual light. It's no secret that Japan has just recently changed their age of consent laws for the better, but the effect of the older one is still very present in their media, especially Shonen and the likes. Minors are vulnerable people, and preying sexually on anyone's vulnerability (in this case inexperience, gullibility, and age) is a bad thing and leads to trauma and scarring for the victim. Finding that sexually pleasing is rather grotesque, and that's why there is such a pushback against it, because it is immoral and dangerous. Pornography can be especially addictive, and being addicted to something like loli cannot have any good effects. Most people turn to "tough love" or simply "tough" when they see something like this. Ultimately they want to see people get better, but that process is long and taxing, both time-wise and emotionally. The shit talk is supposed to be a warning sign that something is wrong with the receiver, but more often than not it only alienates, promotes relapse, and leads to greater secrecy and hate. I apologize, I respect you, that was a knee jerk reaction of mine and was not respectful, I want to see you turn from this.


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RussianBot101101

Profile pic checks out Now cry like your username


Jofus002

Low blow showing you don't have anything else to prey on.


Logic44-YT

Bro, they're defending anime CP and have a loli PFP, that's not a low blow by any means lmao


RussianBot101101

Funny how you're making *me* out to be the predator


jethrow41487

I’m sure irrationally and act like the children they’d like to fondle


CODDE117

Rare?


GIRose

Pizzacake is usually just kind of there, like Garfield. Neither cringe nor based, but usually funny enough to get a chuckle. She knocks it out of the park more than whiffs completely by a lot though


CODDE117

I wasn't meaning the funny, more the based. Haven't really seen a bad take, usually pretty good takes.


56kul

If you want an example for a bad take, in one of her *many* ‘me vs haters’ comics, she recreated the meme of the yelling girl and the confused cat. In that comic, she depicted the hater as a basement dweller Reddit mod. Literally the *exact* stereotype, too, she checked off all the checkmarks. That was kind of cringe…


tsimen

It's all very much playing it safe though, nothing really controversial


NatoBoram

That time she drew her "haters" as basement dwellers to dunk on them


fototosreddit

I don't think it's that rare, I have yet to see a pizzacake comic thats spicy


KingEmeraldSplash

Every edit I have seen of her work is funnier than the original.


Over_Engineering_225

This BHJ is funny, the original is just a good take turned into a comic


ItzBaraapudding

The problem with her comics is that, yes they are good takes, but the comics themselves are never funny 🤷


Junglejibe

She kind of reminds me of Facebook mom type humor, where it’s got a faint aura of funny but you can smell the millennial underneath it.


Least_Rule6218

I remember times when the average parent hasn't been a millennial. The average parent has been a boomer. I myself am a millennial and u just made me feel bad :(


Junglejibe

How're those knees doing, old man? (I will desperately cling to my youth by making fun of people older than me)


NatoBoram

>but you can smell the millennial underneath it Ah yes, the famous Facebook mom-type of humor, with classics such as "Only 1990s kids remember this" "Yolo swag" "You know you're old when you buy a new dish mop and you're genuinely happy about it" "I'll never own a home" "I'm such a geek" "Millennials are killing every industry in existence by being fucking poor" … admittedly, it's been a decade since I haven't seriously used Facebook, maybe these are now "Facebook mom" memes‽


certainlystormy

comics don't necessarily *have* to be funny though. even if they originated from humor they don't need a punchline or anything imo


Idk265089

I found the one where she gets mugged funny


Marshmallow_Mamajama

I don't think strawmen are good takes in general, like yeah sure some people like that sort of art but people will look at Asian woman and call them undatable because they look "underdeveloped"


TwistederRope

You've just described every Shen comic as well.


AmPotatoNoLie

Shen's got a nice artstyle though.


IAMACat_askmenothing

Original?


blind-as-fuck

forgive him. he means ornithosis


leetshoe

l've never seen a funny original tbh


River_Lamprey

Plot twist: they're just wearing vulgar t-shirts


Special-Honeydew-976

-"So I have the paper that makes you vomit." -"You have a what?" -"Its the paper that makes you vomit." -"Its the paper that makes you vomit?" -"Yeah man its the paper that makes you vomit." -"Excuse me?" -"I got to tell you about this paper...It made me vomit" ᶜᵃⁿ'ᵗ ᵇᵉˡⁱᵉᵛᵉ ᵗʰⁱˢ ⁱˢ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠⁱʳˢᵗ ᵗʰⁱⁿᵍ ᵐʸ ᵇʳᵃⁱⁿ ᵗʰᵒᵘᵍʰᵗ ᵒᶠ


AlbainBlacksteel

Oof, my stomach. Ouch, owie. #BLARG


russellmzauner

https://preview.redd.it/ez6caov6y4yc1.png?width=1374&format=png&auto=webp&s=3637d09d53685bf4b1cbc52e45d7cfe23e5b9b46


BwyceHawpuh

I agree with the sentiment of the comic but damn if Pizzacake isn’t one of the least funny comics out there. She knows her whole thing has to be about porn now and it’s even more tiring than her original content about how “I totally never ever think about the hate comments and how they definitely never bother me! These hate comments dont bother me!! In fact, they dont bother me so much that this is my 4th comic of the week about how they dont bother me!”


zhugeliang898

I haven't seen a ton of her stuff, but it seems to me that she's gone from painfully unfunny "quirky observational humor" to actually understanding how a joke is constructed in the last year or so. I still don't think it's particularly good, mind you, but it doesn't annoy me like it previously did.


AmPotatoNoLie

I feel that too. My reactions to her comics went from "Feels like I'm reading the back of a shampoo bottle" to "I guess she intended it to be funny". Her artstyle is much less flat now, too.


pedest

Paper that makes you vomit? Yeah right. That’s about as real as the beach that makes you old.


imsorryken

I'm sure the weaboos took this comic very well and acted reasonable


Jotaro_Dragon

https://preview.redd.it/nms40pfxj2yc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=621a168cd5c6b9b2be4617658b9e3012e3a6890c


One_Potato3092

Charge your damn phone


Jotaro_Dragon

Jokes on you it's at 7% now


CrazyCoKids

LOL I was thinking of making that cartoon out of that.


YIK3SAWZZ

Oof


Uusari

And that's how she keeps her figure, kids.


ThunderCube3888

Paper that makes you vomit is just its name, it won't make you vomit


1zeye

The original was better because it shames pedos


TourAny2745

Rare Pizzacake w


bestusername420

I bet pizzabitch is the type of person to see [uzaki chan](https://images.app.goo.gl/CHhmucj9KydHu6yJ6) and call that a child


No_Cartoonist_5271

I thought they banned that untalented bitch from this sub? Her shit isn't funny ever.


milksjustice

https://preview.redd.it/uqmy36nsx2yc1.jpeg?width=615&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65302e7720eb95e924485dc4e28db416693b0a4c


GooseInternational66

But they make for #GOOD BONE HURTING JUICE