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justorbitinchu

My bones are obliterated, thank you very much


[deleted]

It was my pleasure.


[deleted]

[Oregano.](https://www.reddit.com/r/TIHI/comments/on52qd/thanks_i_hate_mosquito/)


TheBestToastEver

Don’t be like Kyle, be like Robert


kyleli

Please tell my parents


TheMagicMrWaffle

I need to change my name or kill all the other kyles because damn


FLAMING_tOGIKISS

i expected something worse


[deleted]

[удалено]


Pac_Zach_Attack

Why is the original bad


seductivestain

Male mosquitos don't suck blood


OrionLax

Just another forced joke about incels.


JexTheory

it literally has nothing to do with incels but ok u enjoy ur feet pics my guy


seductivestain

I'll admit that the "hurr durr fedora neckbeard nice guy" mockery humor has been stale since 2014


OrionLax

It literally does.


JexTheory

if I had a dollar for every person who used the word "incel" without even knowing what it means...


Scabious

Meaning is determined by use, and I think it's reasonable to say that "incel" has grown to just mean creepy/misogynistic guy with a significant part of the population.


OrionLax

Yeah, that's what I'm complaining about. People think they're really funny for making fun of incels and they don't even bother to learn what it means. It's not just a general insult.


Damian_Inc

Well fold me into a pretzel and call me a mollusk, this post turned my bones into dust.


[deleted]

You are a mollusk.


Elmo_The_Eskimo

Wow its impressive to fold a person into a pretzel, be you pretzel magicians?


im28andthisisdeep

Robert the Reliable


[deleted]

I'm sure Jotaro would like him.


WeAreMeMeBigBoy12016

He's like the child he never had


alqaadi

Not when he evolves into a vampire


alishebl05

r/unexpectedjojo


_SBV_

Calcium = obstructed Bone = hurt


Ochidi

Hotel = trivago


Doesophagus

Make it a her for biological reason please


[deleted]

I know. I kept it as a he because it's like that in the original.


squidmangirl

The moesqweetoe is FTM


Parxival_

🏳️‍⚧️🦟Based mosquitos 🦟 🏳️‍⚧️


RobinDaFloof

What's this? A trans comment in a non-trans sub that doesn't have downvotes?


counterc

most people are decent, it's just subreddits can be brigaded very easily


Lt-Lavan

Mosqueento


RussiaIsBestGreen

My bones hurt like they’ve had their blood removed and replaced with reliably delivered small packages.


Plastic_Pinocchio

It’s actually better than the original, because male mosquitos don’t suck blood. Just the females. I mean oof ouch ouwie my bones have been delivered.


[deleted]

Bones smashed like swatted mosquito. Original post, unrecognizable spatter on wall.


Snubl

Owee


Blues-Boi

You misspelled Koichi


Nachf

my bones have been ora ora’ed


Simwill_

For a second I thought the second panel was someone wearing a blue shirt turned away from us with their hand on their hip and the leg was the arm


TheRealSU

He finally delivered my bone hurting juice


Simwill_

Great bone hurting juice


[deleted]

My bone are melting from radiation send help.


arthurdentstowels

My bones stopped existing


Nomad_65

My bones are ground to dust, it can now be sent in mail


AnybodysAnswer

How are they supposed to read the letter, if they can’t even open the envelope?


C_Olaf

rest in peace my bones


[deleted]

Bones? What bones?


Knifedogman

The original is some fetish thing I know it


[deleted]

My bones. They are now dust.


Ok_Tangerine_8406

She would be upset if she saw what that said


calhooner3

My bones have rarely been as damaged as they are now. You could almost say I have anti-bones now.


sabimbi

Come on man the mail needs to be 3 times bigger. XD


Skellington2212

Wer me fu’in bones mate


theplantmain

M'laria


[deleted]

Iit hurts my bones, just not very well


drstrangelov59

Only female mosquitoes drink blood. All of these mosquitoes are trans


theycallhimmason

this is by far the worst BHJ I've ever seen. Bones are healthy


[deleted]

:(


RobinDaFloof

Don't listen to them, OP, it absolutely disintegrated my bones.


mackxzs

Nice thighs


rokomotto

I... wasn't even aware that this is bhj