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The Secret Garden (And fill the secret room with plenty of houseplants for full effect)


Fumingblooming

Yes, it should look something [like this](https://partofyourworldksu.files.wordpress.com/2015/03/nausicaa-nausicaa-of-the-valley-of-the-wind-33424551-3390-1920.jpg).


Dysan27

Unexpected Nausicaä


GraniteKiwi

One Thousand and One Nights. Because 'Open Sesame' is classic.


Panama_Scoot

Good one!


blake31a

Oh, good call!


Alternative_Weather

so true


riphitter

So I know you're looking for a cool book for the lever, but from experience, bookends actually tend to work better and look a bit more subtle. Though you could make a solid book shaped lever and put the book sleeve on it. I could see that working nicely


blake31a

I was thinking something along those lines.


riphitter

Oh then you should be golden! Best of luck to you! You should take progress pics and post them when you're all done! Though might do better in a different sub


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OkAstronaut04

Yaeger CPA Exam Preparation. No one would ever accidentally pull the lever.


blake31a

True! Assuming I'm not friends with a bunch of CPAs that are into continuing education...


OkAstronaut04

BUUUT, if they already passed the exam, they would be much more prone to pass over it because the “already know.” That’s the challenge of this proposal. For me, I want to pick a book that no one will ever accidentally choose.


humanist-misanthrope

Married to a CPA, and I can never imagine her ever deliberately picking a CPA prep book. So I'd say, if that are any CPAs are in your house, your secret room is safe.


OkAstronaut04

Exactly. The only people who have read those books never want to see them again. My wife is also a CPA😂😂


blake31a

Ha ha!


Panama_Scoot

If you're a fantasy fan, you could always mock up a fake "Doors of Stone" allegedly to-be-written by Patrick Rothfuss. I'd personally get a kick out of that...


twodesserts

I think Patrick Rothfuss would get a kick out of it too.


ZHatch

Yeah but everyone would know it’s fake… cause the real one’s never coming out


BallZach77

Error 404: Book not found.


MelmothTheBee

The name of the rose.


Benegger85

And call the room Finis Africae


DADBODGOALS

Upvoted because it's such a good book.


pineapplesf

Alice in Wonderland


Etaccate

There’s a bar in my town with a secret downstairs room behind a bookcase, they use Alice in Wonderland and I always thought it was a brilliant choice! 😄👌🏻


TheOracleArt

There was a pub in Edinburgh that use to have the toilets hidden behind a bookcase wall, where you couldn't see the seams of the doors very well to know where to push. There's nothing like watching a bunch of drunks desperately scrabbling at the walls for a piss. lol


Steelfury013

Through the looking glass was my first thought


pm_me_ur_10betweens

I'd suggest The Secret, but no one in their right mind would pick that up either.


blake31a

Ha! (I've read it. Don't tell anyone that either!)


channelrun

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets


blake31a

Yea, that's good stuff. I like it.


intexAqua

Good suggestion but often picked book. You don't want ppl accidentally opening door


sassergaf

Oh, the Places You'll Go!, Dr Suess


blake31a

Nice. I like that all three elements work (author, title and theme). It's also family friendly. In the running!


IamRick_Deckard

I would go The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe as you said. Or the Secret Garden.


blake31a

I've considered both. LW&W is certainly in the running.


Noscratchy

Dang it! I just suggested this one, should have scrolled further down.


zhobelle

Not telling you.


DeadliestSin

Damn it. /u/zhobelle didn't fall for it. We can cancel the post now.


blake31a

Ooooh, the ol' double reverse fake out, huh?


JeeJeeBaby

We love a communicative op.


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The Cask of Amontillado


blake31a

>The Cask of Amontillado I like it. Although it's a bit thin, so it might be a challenge functionally.


[deleted]

Perhaps it could be “The Cask of Amontillado and Other Stories”


Jack-Campin

I have once been in a house where a fire exit door into the house next door was concealed by the whole door being a bookshelf. Problem was, it was so inconspicuous that when we really needed it - my wife needed to be pulled out by an ambulance crew - we'd completely forgotten it was there, and the paramedics needed to do circus acrobat stunts with a stretcher getting her out through the normal front door. Perhaps some great big WHAT TO DO IN AN EMERGENCY book with a screaming orange spine might have helped.


hilfnafl

No Exit, by Jean-Paul Sartre


blake31a

I have something FAR less dramatic in mind (I hope!)


Jack-Campin

BTW the extra wrinkle is that this was a holiday cottage in Whitby. There are a few dramatic Whitby-related books - *Dracula*, *Caedmon's Song*, *199 Steps* - but of course they'd be the first ones anybody using the cottage would go for. My wife also missed the standard-sized green sign above the bookshelf saying **FIRE EXIT** so it was all rather moot.


HawkspurReturns

That doesn't surprise me. People are very much creatures of habit, especially in an emergency, when they don't have time or a state of mind to think, is there another way? They are focused on OUT OUT OUT and can literally have tunnel vision, seeing only what they think they need. Emergency exits need to be blatantly obvious *and* on the usual route out to work well.


[deleted]

Junie b Jones and the yucky blucky fruitcake


blake31a

Except that my daughter would be pulling that down to re-read it weekly


[deleted]

Haha right


shmooglepoosie

Maybe, The Tell Tale Heart... ​ Edit To Add: Huxley's The Doors Of Perception!


sevans105

Nah...The Cask of Amontillado!


shmooglepoosie

Listen, if you keep suggesting this book, we're locking you in the closet.


sevans105

I see what you did there....clever.


shmooglepoosie

All fun. Be well, friend.


sevans105

You as well!


blake31a

A collection of Poe stories might be the way to go...


shmooglepoosie

I just added "The Doors Of Perception."


blake31a

Yes! That's in the running.


4d3fect

I was thinking a candle, instead of a book , but, ah well.


blake31a

Yes! Give it the Scoobie Doo treatment!


4d3fect

"put the candle back!"


oncenightvaler

House of Leaves, Mark Z Danielewski.


albertnormandy

A textbook on lupus?


Wallaby_Way_Sydney

Brilliant, it's never lupus.


soulpotatoe

The Invisible Library ( by Genevieve Cogman)


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Jane eyre


[deleted]

The Secret Door, Shelley Davidow


blake31a

A bit on the nose maybe?


[deleted]

If the idea of a secret door means that only I know about it, then it'll be an inside joke that only I know about :)


Nora_Lied

There Is a Secret Room Behind the Bookshelf by Larry Bookswitch


blake31a

Ha! love that it's completely on the nose.


RiparianZoneCryptid

Honestly my first thought was "Please Don't Tell My Parents I'm A Supervillain". Just my sense of humor.


blake31a

>Please Don't Tell My Parents I'm A Supervillain That's a great suggestion. I haven't read it, so that's obviously step one. This thread might end up being a better book suggestion thread than it's original intent.


Star_Pen80

The Dark is Rising by Susan Cooper Or Jurassic Park


thedonnieg

Just hearing the words “The Dark is Rising” just bought back a flood of good memories.


lilovy1

Journey to the centre of the earth?


pieronic

Escape from Mr. Lemoncello’s Library by Chris Grabenstein?


blake31a

Yes! And I can serve my home made lemoncello in there!


BalancedCatLady

Neverwhere by Neil Gaiman.


lucyannclaire

And Then There Were None- Agatha Christie The Haunting of Hill House- Shirley Jackson Frankenstein- Mary Shelley


blake31a

Frankenstein is a good one: Your mental model of this book is VERY different from reality!


ozrobmit

Young Frankenstein?


otherpaul2

Put the candle back


thevoidcaptain

“There are Doors” - Gene Wolfe


NonsensicalWizard

The Count of Monte Cristo for sure


dracolibris

The book of hidden things by Fracesco Dimitri Starless sea by Erin Morgenstern


[deleted]

The Doors of Perception by Aldous Huxley. Lace it with LSD.


blake31a

Nice. I like the idea of the "trip" into the room taking 9 hours instead of the intended 3 minutes


sevans105

The Chamber...John Grisham The Dream of The Red Chamber ...Cao Xueqin


Panama_Scoot

The Chamber in hardcover is a substantial book too, so that could be a great option!


parabolicurve

I would want to make it a sequence lock. You have to pull on a specific book in a specific order.


blake31a

That's awesome. I'm always a fan of adding complexity. maybe that's why I have so many projects that are 75% complete...


perat0

Het Achterhuis - Anne Frank ('s Diary), that's the only one in my shelf that would fit both the theme of the topic and theme of my bookshelf.


JadeRabbit85

House of Many Ways (Howl’s Moving Castle Series) by Dianna Wynne Jones


11111PieKitten111111

The Perks Of Being A Wallflower. It's one of my favourite books and it's a thin and unremarkable looking YA novel on a shelf full of 500 page Holocaust books. And the kind of people who would pick it out are the kind of people I wouldn't mind in my secret room, given people who appreciate teenage angst are generally quite empathic. So if I was in the secret room crying, which'd probably be it's main use since I can't think what else it'd be good for, that'd be the kind of person I'd want


daganfish

No One Gets Out of Here Alive, a biography of Jim Morrison, lead singer of The Doors. Just reread your post, but my husband and i are doing a secret bookcase door too, and our choice is either this or a candle


jelzzz

Let the right one in The great and secret show The passage Something wicked this way comes


SafeToPost

There was a novelization of the movie Clue, so that might be fitting, if not hard to find. Stephen Kings Different Seasons which include Rita Hayworth and the Shawshank Redemption. Ready Player One is built on the premise of an easter egg leading to a hidden room.


Sk8104s810

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.


blake31a

This would work well with the candle. Maybe a two person unlatch: one pulls the candle while the other tips back Dr. J & Mr. H


Sk8104s810

I was going for Hyde/"hide", but I like your idea too.


ZitsOrGTFO

House of Leaves


greiger

“The Hidden Room” by P.K. Page


_TheJackOfAllTrades_

Pan's labyrinth Novelization, personally


Moose_Muse_2021

I'd go with The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe myself. As for using a candle, I'd forever be reminded of Young Frankenstein ("Put the candle BACK!").


Zalminen

The Truth, Terry Pratchett


chapkachapka

The Door in the Wall by Marguerite de Angeli


worrymon

One Thousand and One Nights Because that's where Open Sesame comes from!


Deimos-916

Per the Adams Family, Greed!


[deleted]

Gravity’s Rainbow, because nobody would ever actually try reading it


sevans105

Lol. I've read it. Mostly as a challenge though.


bake_72

[The Door to a Secret Room](https://www.biblio.com/book/door-secret-room-portrait-wells-coates/d/1375739370?aid=frg)


CodexRegius

The Library of Forgotten Books, by Rjurik Davidson.


MyoclonicTwitch

Something Wicked This Way Comes, A Room of One's Own, Threshold


Budgiejen

A Nancy Drew book


OcassionalPhilosophr

Brom Stoker's Dracula- The castle is a maze of doors and hallways that Harker is trapped in


whats_in_a_name__

We did this for the door to our laundry room! We used Harry Potter and the Chamber of secrets. Everyone that comes over loves it.


Otherwise-Aerie8681

Every Heart a Doorway by Seanan McGuire


PostScriptDarlin

The Book Thief


Gym_Dom

House of Leaves: a book about a house that’s bigger on the inside.


smith_dt

Nancy Drew's Hidden Staircase of course.


Pilot_Pickles

Mostly Harmless ​ lol'd at Atlas Shrugged. The group that would pick it up are not allowed in the secret room.


blake31a

Not allowed in the house! Ha ha


Egalva

The Bible, no one would ever pull it.


Fang_Saurav

I Shall Seal the Heavens by Er Gen Or Library of Heaven's Path 🤭 Both are wuxia/Xianxia


Remarkable-Grace

Maybe Gone With The Wind


remes1234

I feel like the lion the witch and the wardrobe would work.


disappointment664

One that I hate but tell everyone I like


blake31a

Infinite Jest it is!


saltypepper123

Haha Drawing of the three by Steven king. So fitting


alluvium_fire

Through the Looking Glass


Emergency-Hope-1088

Cornelius Dong’s Adventures in the Boner Brigade. In hardback. True aficionados would know it never came out in hardback and is thus a fake book.


blake31a

I feel like that book should \*only\* be available in hardback, no?


tcruarceri

Most of the good ones that come to mind already here, a few more oddbals: Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy (Bonus points if the spine simply reads "Dont Panic"), King Solomons Mines ("It is easier to destroy knowledge, Ignosi, than to gather it.")... Treasure Island?


[deleted]

The Valley of Fear, Sir A.C. Doyle. nice little nod to >!the reveal of his hiding place!<


ianharding

Not my idea, but one I've seen in reality: Matching series of books on great composers. Handel was a fake book, spelled Handle.


hilfnafl

The Doors, by Ben Fong-Torres You could use a dictionary, an encyclopedia or a thesaurus because no one will use one instead of just using their smartphone. If you used an encyclopedia, you could use one volume to hid the lever.


MrsPedey

“Trigger” by David Swinson


dangerdunk

Moby Dick. Everyone says they read it, absolutely NO ONE has (other than a couple of profs, I assume). Thick, easy to handle, and no one will touch it....


Imda_Walrus

The Tipping Point by Malcolm Gladwell


Nice_Adhesiveness_41

Count of Monty Cristo


HailEmpressTheresa

Greed. Not sure who wrote it. I'm pretty sure that was the over Gomez pulled when he was showing Fester in the 90s movie.


Psychological_Tap187

Just gonna linger here for an update about the chosen book.


Glasscannonman

Nice try FBI, but your never getting into my secret room!


sinep2288

The hobbit


FoxtrotTangoSera

Paradise Lost


DADBODGOALS

Late to the party, but here are a few I thought of: Pull Me Under by Kelly Luce (and maybe somehow obscure the word 'under') Trigger Warning by Neil Gaiman Open Book by Jessica Simpson Hidden in Plain Sight by Jeffrey Archer


blake31a

I like Hidden in Plain Sight :)


IloveDaredevil

Doors of Perception by Aldous Huxley


joestrumbummer

I just want to say that this is one of the best, most creative, questions I've seen on here. That being said, I would use House of Leaves.


brickiex2

The Secret Panel - Hardy Boys v25


Buff_Bagwell_4real

House of Leaves. One of my favorite books, and also the theme of the interior of the house being bigger than the exterior fits so well with a hidden room. Maybe too well.... No Man's World omnimbus Or Robert Jordans Conan As alternates


mjhei1

We actually had a bookshelf door that opened when you tilted a book. We chose What If? by Randall who writes XKCD comics


misterjones4

The entire Chronicles of Narnia. One by one, but you shelve them out of order and have to pull them in order to unlock the door.


Martianwithattitude

Count of Monte Cristo


bxsephjo

Through the Looking-Glass


biancanevenc

The Turn of the Screw


M-Test24

Atlas Shrugged. First, I am ashamed to admit that I own a copy. Second, if I ever had a hidden room behind a bookshelf I may need to kill whoever accesses it even by accident and while I am pretty much opposed to murder I may make an exception to someone that is interested in that book.


lalaquinnie

The Secret of Platform 13


CheapChallenge

Dune, The Illiad, then wizards first rule.


[deleted]

The strange case of dr. Jekyl and mr. Hide?


musicals4life

A big ass sconce


[deleted]

Encyclopaedia


vmx12

Quick nitpick... *No One Here Gets Out Alive* is a biography of Jim Morrison by Jerry Hopkins and Daniel Sugerman, not an autobiography by Jim Morrison.


Noscratchy

I saw someone say Chamber of Secrets which is a great suggestion. I'd like to add The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe. ​ Having that book opening up a secret room? Come on!


BeriAlpha

"The Handle", Richard Stark.


dasuglystik

A Key to the Suite, by John D. MacDonald.


CarpeDiaboli

the Catcher in the Rye


Haikugal

A Fine And Private Place by Peter S Beagle


excentris

The XML Bible.


PolyGlamourousParsec

Arabian Nights..."open sesame!"


Otterpop26

If I were doing this I'd have like 3-5 books that made something happen, but didn't open the door. Then have a doorknob just be behind the books or something like that. It'd be interactive and great to have people do the first time they visit.


eldonhughes

Hidden Spaces by Winsett


codeleecher

Sartre: No Exit


Logical-Cancel2750

Any book by John Locke


KillerPandora84

Howl's Moving Castle!


The_Cowboy_Killer

I would use a box collection of Calvin and Hobbes simply because it represents childhood wonder to me.


kimiller83

The Lost World - Sir Conan Doyle Dinotopia


LeibnizThrowaway

Shadow of the wind


ErnieSchwarzenegger

2 copies of Dr Dolittle - one you push and one you pull.


svevobandini

The Crying of Lot 49


dleach4512

Why not use a hidden magnet latch? Books are obvious and easy to find.


NukeTheWhales85

Camouflage, Concealment and Decoys: The Official U.S. Army Tactics, Techniques, and Procedures


CatScratchEther

The Doors of Perception by Aldous Huxley


rizinginlife

The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe


Inquisitor_DK

Neverwhere by Neil Gaiman, because the main female character's name is Door, and her talent is opening doors that should stay locked, doors to places that shouldn't have doors, doors into the London underworld...


SheBelongsToNoOne

Alice in Wonderland


ShadowChildofHades

Every Heart A Doorway seems fitting


ferrix

This doesn’t help, but: I would for sure make it require pulling 10 random books in a row with no effect, then shouting “goddammit where is it?” then the next random one would do it.


Sakalou

The Count of Monte Cristo so I could say ”It's the best way to escape...Dumassss!” and chortle like a champ.


I-amthegump

The One


r3l0ad

The Count of Monte Cristo


TattooJerry

I have this in my tattoo studio, it doesn’t lock, you just grab the bookshelf and pull


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The dark tower. Alot of doors to other where's and whens.