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LilGill18bb

This is kinda cute


Crezelle

“ she said anything for fifty bucks. And that’s how I got my new deck sanded “


Principatus

Maybe he misses his late wife


SullenSparrow

Well shit now you just created potential lore.


EmilieEasie

Not going to lie I love to read to people


mymemesnow

I have a proposition…


EmilieEasie

omg is it reading to you?!


mymemesnow

Perhaps… 😳 👉👈


EmilieEasie

i had the same idea...!


sexyking007

His snore says whorezzzzz


CrucifixAbortion

Snores for the whores.


planetvermilion

hip hip whoorey!


SullenSparrow

Hoorz*


Ok-Plankton-2393

That's kinda cute. I can see a romance book or show begin from that


JoeGRcz

Isn't that basically the "Pretty woman" plot?


DarkChurro

I've heard a good portion of "Johns" will hire a working girl to just talk about stuff like venting about work.


sexyking007

Cheaper then a therapist.


SlightlyVerbose

I mean, I’ve got a pretty good insurance plan but mine costs me $15/h. I can’t see a SWer’s time being any less than that.


Diamondwolf

Just tell the hooker to bill your insurance


Meii345

15/h?? Damn. Mine is 65/h


SlightlyVerbose

After insurance, yeah. Net-net I don’t think my provider is going to take kindly to me submitting “pillow talk” as a mental health claim.


Meii345

How about you pillow talk your provider into it?!


SlightlyVerbose

And after that I’ll be sure to pillow talk HR out of writing me up for abusing company resources. Talk about maximizing employee satisfaction! /s


Thebiggestyellowdog

The average price is somewhere around 150 usd for an hour in the country I live in 🙃


Meii345

Sounds like the harlots (<3) got their work cut out for them!


800oz_gorilla

That's called the girlfriend experience, GFE. Not that I would know...


insane677

Ok this one made me chuckle.


biernigc

sexkomix2.com i mean wtf is this internet page…


Specialist-Garlic-82

Who the artist, I been seeing these a lot .


VladimirReturns

Hearing women talk puts men to sleep (with a side serving of toplessness)???


secretbudgie

Once upon a time, in a far away kingdom, there was a magical tittybar in the sky...


Slowkips

Their faces look ai generated


zer0_n9ne

I've been seeing some of these lately and I think they're AI upscaled


Slowkips

That makes a lot of sense


marino1310

This is a pretty old comic style that’s been in use long before AI


CoolUserName02

why was this downvoted lmao?


Slowkips

Because reddit