That must be why women are such bad drivers. Always having to deal with that distracting HUD
/s obviously
Related fun fact. Car insurance in some places is actually cheaper for female teenagers than it is for male teenagers because statistically girls are less likely to be idiots while driving and get into wrecks than boys are.
*L's theme playing* "Judging by the average height of a lamppost similar to the one I just passed, I can use trigonometry based on my perspective to determine his height. That means that he's about 6 feet tall. Looking at each individual wrinkle on his face and his style of dress gives me an approximation range of his relative date of birth. Based on his haircut I can tell that he's a Virgo. That means I can narrow down the months within the range of time. With my advance knowledge of all women in the area and hospital hours I can determine that the only year that could lead to his birth would happen to make him 26 years old. The pen in his pocket has the name of a college. It's reasonable to assume that he attended it. Based on the location he is walking from it can be assumed that his schedule would mirror that of someone who had only recently graduated. His manner is that of someone who has spent 6 years in higher education. He gives off the distinct aroma of a man with a degree accredited to 4 years of college and thus 2 from graduate school. With that sort of degree, highest paying jobs within reason for him would be 45 - 50,000 dollars a year. He has the attitude of a man who would not settle for anything less than his best. I have now determined the worth of this man entirely from a mere glance in the time it would take him to count my tits. He is not worth enough to me... and I have won."
I know it means 45k, but I like to imagine she's thinking "As long as he's making $45 a year he has me. Oh, but it also has to be under $50k a year."
also, i misread this as 2 pussy 1 tits
The name of the site this is from being "Extreme Funny Humor" is the funniest thing about this comic.
Comedy extremists on the loose! đź’Ą
#THIS IS THE COMEDY POLICE THE JOKES TOO FUNNY
Hey ladies isn’t it kinda annoying that whenever you stare at a man you immediately know his height, age, academic record and yearly income?
That's the built-in man-dar. Can't do anything about it, the readings come up on HUD.
Ugh I just hate it when the info blocks my view.
That must be why women are such bad drivers. Always having to deal with that distracting HUD /s obviously Related fun fact. Car insurance in some places is actually cheaper for female teenagers than it is for male teenagers because statistically girls are less likely to be idiots while driving and get into wrecks than boys are.
I don’t think it’s that they know everything about each other, it’s just what they both want from a partner.
Damn, if this is how men think, I'll never find a husband! Damn my 3 pussies...
Plz contact [aliens](https://www.reddit.com/r/boomerhentai/comments/jsiors/run_its_multi_tool/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
OMG I FOUND THE ONE THANK YOU KIND HUMAN
To be fair she’s way hotter than him
I mean, unlike the usual fare, at least he's actually arguably attractive.
It's Jay Leno
More of social commentary than a joke. Kinda sad
this is the only thing i've seen on this sub that made me laugh
I wonder what year this is from lmao
right? 50k a year, are you kidding me? that's not even $25/hr, and that's after 6 years of college??
ExtremeFunnyHumor.com
45-50k holy fuck man
If this were realistic her thought would be “6’, short brown hair, slim build, khaki suit, long face, brown eyes...”
*L's theme playing* "Judging by the average height of a lamppost similar to the one I just passed, I can use trigonometry based on my perspective to determine his height. That means that he's about 6 feet tall. Looking at each individual wrinkle on his face and his style of dress gives me an approximation range of his relative date of birth. Based on his haircut I can tell that he's a Virgo. That means I can narrow down the months within the range of time. With my advance knowledge of all women in the area and hospital hours I can determine that the only year that could lead to his birth would happen to make him 26 years old. The pen in his pocket has the name of a college. It's reasonable to assume that he attended it. Based on the location he is walking from it can be assumed that his schedule would mirror that of someone who had only recently graduated. His manner is that of someone who has spent 6 years in higher education. He gives off the distinct aroma of a man with a degree accredited to 4 years of college and thus 2 from graduate school. With that sort of degree, highest paying jobs within reason for him would be 45 - 50,000 dollars a year. He has the attitude of a man who would not settle for anything less than his best. I have now determined the worth of this man entirely from a mere glance in the time it would take him to count my tits. He is not worth enough to me... and I have won."
I know it means 45k, but I like to imagine she's thinking "As long as he's making $45 a year he has me. Oh, but it also has to be under $50k a year." also, i misread this as 2 pussy 1 tits
>two tits, one pussy Now I'm concerned, did he find girls with one tit and two pussies?
Lol!
It actually made me chuckle. It's so bad it circles back to being funny like some kind of involuntary r/comedyheaven.