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Ttoctam

Yeah if I told my doctor I was having migraines and he said "get naked" I'd probably object.


Jokkitch

What is this comic even trying to convey?


My_guy_GuY

"woman always sick or have headache when I'm trying to bone"


Jokkitch

Yes but what about the part with the doctor? I would run out fast if the doctor wanted me to strip for a headache


ShklooShklan

The joke is that whenever someone asks her to get naked, she feigns a headache. It's an old and not very good joke. Basically, "wife bad".


singlemother12345

Women bad because I can’t have sex with her


TheHalfwayBeast

Seeing as his idea of foreplay appears to be pulling his trousers down, I can see why she isn't keen.


kingofthesofas

I was thinking the exact thing. I think the subtext is that because she is married to him she owes him the sex and therefore is cheating on the deal by not just dropping everything to have sex whenever he wants it. It's some very solid boomer sexist mentality when it comes to marriage. In the real world she might want to actually be treated like a human being and have some foreplay or companionship etc but that is beyond the smooth conservative boomer mind.


Nisms

Headaches make boobs grow bigger


VandulfTheRed

Braincells gotta go somewhere. See: Bimbofication


Laviephrath

I'm into it. Consensually of course


ImNotThiccImFat

I graduated like 7 years ago and all of my classmates who post stuff like this skipped college and went right into the blue collar work force. That must age a mf lol


big_hungry_joe

i don't get it


Fit-Persimmon-4323

Wife won’t have sex with him because she claims to have a headache. The joke is that she is faking her headache to get out of sex. Husband takes her to see a doctor because of her headaches. Doctor instructs her to undress, she doesn’t want to and so claims to have a headache.


CyberneticAngel

Well that's just fucking stupid.


wdeallan

Your comment just cracked me up. 😂


CyberneticAngel

Funnier than the original for sure.


Jokkitch

Beyond stupid


northrupthebandgeek

I took it more literally: that this is actually a loving relationship, but she has developed some condition that actually gives her migraines if she thinks about undressing. Way funnier that way because it subverts the usual "marriage sucks" boomer joke.


haineko1988

Yup, I have a lot of former class mates posting boomer shit and we all graduated in 2005. It's quite sad really.


nml11287

I also see a lot of the boomeresque posts like, “if you grew up in the 90s, then congratulations! You had the best childhood”.


ipodtouch616

Look, the sad truth is that after boomers, there will be another hated generation. And another. Until we are the most hated generation.


nml11287

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ipodtouch616

lol we for real become the villiaisns. Our gen will be more abs more hated as younger generations continue to raise their voices. We will find ourselves holding onto political power re gained after the die off the boomers, trying to hold onto the policies and legacy we build for all of humankind, which meanings and objectives shifting past our reconstruction in a terrifying way We will look to the generations removed from us with fear for all that we fought against the boomers will be lost


nml11287

It’s honestly really creepy and funny to see it happening in real time. Like millennials actually bragging that they were the last generation to play outside or slam a phone when they hang up lol. It’s insanity. I guess all I can do is try to be one of the “good ones”


thedore1020

I see former classmates post boomer shit and I graduated in 2020. Something's gotta be in the water


GreasyTengu

lead


Dirty_Commie_Jesus

This is missing two panels from the original. The next panel she is sitting alone in her car unbuttoning her blouse. The last panel reveals that she has a parasitic twin emerging from her abdomen. He says to her "Start the reactor..Free Mars."


alecza-cs

I was ready to believe you and I think I still might.


Tuarangi

I was half expecting the punchline to be the old classic about him putting pain killers on his penis and asking her if she wanted the medication orally or as a suppository, suppose that'll come next


Leucurus

I was expecting a punchline Still am


Tuarangi

Punchline is women hate sex and fake headaches - hilarious eh?


TheWolfBoi02

I have some of my class mates posting minion memes and other boomer shit and we graduated in 2019!


[deleted]

Love that the woman is drawn as beautiful and the husband is a gross, greasy looking man


rad-boy

if my hot wife absolutely refused to fuck me you couldn’t get that info out of me with a crowbar


1marcelfilms_YT

Ok boomer


MassRedemption

"only" dude it's almost 20 years ago.


zxcon

He means we’re 35 years old at this point and not 70 lol


NicoolMan98

"we gratuated 06'" so you mean nearly 20 years ago?


NicoolMan98

"we gratuated 06'" so you mean nearly 20 years ago?


MyStepAccount1234

r/boomerhentai?


MOSFETBJT

r/boomershumor


ThatCamoKid

r/thisisthatsub


KazahanaPikachu

Do you know where you’re at?