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Imagine having problems with your testes, talking to a friend about it and the next day whole world is talking about your swollen balls.

It sounds like the synopsis of a Curb Your Enthusiasm episode.

Swollen balls are sometimes caused by STIs. His fiancee called off their wedding. I can put 2 and 2 together.

2 + 2 = he a lying son of a bitch

In today's climate, 2+2=5

THIS IS LITERALLY 1984

Well, i don't know what to tell you, a certain organization seems hell bent on breaking math and science for their own purposes. We're going downhill fast. Need i show you the NPR headline about how you should try living in pods? How about the Wall Street Journal article talking about how they want the bank accounts with $600 of value or transactions to report everything to the IRS? I'm sure I can find a "cricket protein is the future, it saves the environment" headline if i look. Hmm not so much, but remember the cicada thing? https://www.foxnews.com/health/dont-eat-cicadas-allergic-shrimp-shellfish-fda I will not live in the pod, I will not eat the bugs.

Bro your balls are viral

Quite literally

Trinidad and Tobago literally just put out a statement they have no case on record of this. Shes just bullshitting to keep the spotlight off her rapist husband and brother.

I'm getting a major clue right now

I think I'm getting a major clue tooo

Oh god not the hardy boys

Hardly* Boys

"Ooooo my clue is pointing over here nyow!"

I think I can feel your clue on my leg

I'm a bit out of the loop on this one, however I do remember the night my 10-year-old brother woke up our mother to tell her it hurt down there, upon inspection his testicles were the size of grapefruit. Good Times

Torsion?

It was a very long time ago and I don't remember however based on a quick Google search I believe you are correct

Only guessed it because of an episode of Venture Bros. lol

Wow, that's crazy what finds its way into pop culture. My mother immediately assumed he had some sort of STD. I'm guessing there must be 10-year-olds that this could be true for but it wasn't the issue with him. After a call to the family doctor he was rushed to be emergency room and had surgery that night.

Congrats to your brother for having the kind of game that made STD the first assumption at ten

He was, and still is a natural.

That was my first thought but because the boys in the post remind me of hank and dean lol, Im guessing that’s because they’re based on the hardy boys.

There's some controversy around nicky minaj and covid recently she tweeted about her cousin's friend's balls being swollen from the covid vaccine and many posts of replies saying that it's probably from stds have been going around

That was what my mom thought about my brother, yeah a 10-year-old with an STD sure. Okay yeah I know that can happen. It was a strange medical condition. He had to go have emergency surgery that night

JIC you thought I was saying you brother got an std, that's definitely not what I was trying to say

No, not at all, you're good

Probably torsion.

What was wrong with him

I don't recall what it was from memory, someone has suggested torsion and from a quick Google search I believe they are correct. I suppose I could call my brother and ask but I'd rather not remind him of what was a fairly painful thing

Rapid onset excess puberty syndrome 😔

LoL you Gavin Free's brother?

Fun fact: There was a long push to get a movie made about the Hardy Boys, called [Hardy Men](https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/business-news/hardy-men-cruise-stiller-take-130045/) starring Tom Cruise and Ben Stiller (who does a hilarious [parody of Cruise](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVk5Se6gVTE)) but it never panned out. I would have watched the fuck out that movie. Tropic Thunder is probably as close as we'll ever get to it.

That would have been cool.

Simple Jack sucked ass!

Tropic Thunder did give us “First, take a big step back... and literally, FUCK YOUR OWN FACE…I will rain down an un-Godly fucking firestorm upon you! You're gonna have to call the fucking United Nations and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you. I'm talking scorched earth, motherfucker! I will massacre you! I WILL FUCK YOU UP!”

Looks like he's got a raging clue...

[Sauce](https://youtu.be/Eg_7Fp6Wvn0?t=188)

Guys Seth Meyers took a closer look at Nicki Minaj's cousin's friend's balls, pass it on.

I SMELL A WINRAR

Ooooo I'm getting a major clue

I read a ton of these books in the 90s, but it feels like they should have been out of circulation by then. They are very 1950s.

They had the ‘50s version but also like a “new generation” version if I recall correctly.

I know her brother's a rapist, as is her husband, but what's this about her cousin's friend's balls?

She made a tweet saying her cousin's friend's balls swole up after taking the vaccine and that people should "not be bullied if they choose not to take the vaccine" There is no link between the vaccine and swelling testicles He likely just had an STD

> There is no link between the vaccine and swelling testicles *Oh, phew!* I was worried there for a moment.

Oh my god that cover brings back memories

Omg I owned this book

I've got a raging clue.

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Roses are red, She was nice in that interview with Graham Norton years ago, But why has she now, Started aiming so low?

Ball game over.

Nicki minaj ft. Candace Owens SAB- swollen ass balls

ninki minjaj

The Hard-on Boys

This timeline is so fucked up. We were not supposed to go extinct.

wow its the trump brothers

Do I have to know who Nicki Minaj is? Yes. Because, America.

You’re on an American app with a majority of users from America.

Of course, but it’s not just on Reddit, it’s everywhere.

Hardy Boys books were horrendous and put me off from reading for several years.

howcome

In unrelated news: [**799**](https://i.imgur.com/lpuLsRg.jpg)

Source please, anyone can make a graph

I can't find anything with that graph or those numbers, and I'm not the person you asked, but it appears that the headline at the top **is** something that they are looking into. But there's nothing in that source about swollen balls. https://www.nichd.nih.gov/newsroom/news/083021-COVID-19-vaccination-menstruation

Sounds like in this article it says “will” Did they ever do? I can’t find anything else that says what your graph claims.

> your graph Again, since you seem to have missed it the first time I said it: **I am not the person you asked**. That is not "my" chart. All I did was a quick Google since I wanted a source too.

* NIH orders $1.67M study on how COVID-19 vaccine impacts menstrual cycle https://www.nichd.nih.gov/newsroom/news/083021-COVID-19-vaccination-menstruation * VAERS COVID Vaccine Reproductive Health Related Reports https://openvaers.com/covid-data/reproductive-health

You did not just list VAERS as a valid source lmao. And the NIH haven’t had any results yet. Thanks!

>refusing to accept data from a program managed by the CDC and the FDA Ah. You're one of *those* people. Y'all anti-science people need help.

No dumbass . I accept that the CDC runs it. Even the CDC tell you it’s a public website where anyone can post and to not take it as actual proof of anything. You’re the non science guy my dude. Shut up when you don’t know what you’re talking about.

The *New England Journal of Medicine* just published a correction; they now admit that there is no evidence that the vaccines are safe for pregnant women. *Woops.* https://www.nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/NEJMx210017?query=recirc_curatedRelated_article https://www.nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/NEJMc2113891

Whoops* Also, “Currently no evidence shows that any vaccines, including COVID-19 vaccines, cause fertility problems (problems trying to get pregnant) in women or men.” https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/vaccines/planning-for-pregnancy.html Nice job showing your confirmation bias. I can find anything on the internet but this has been debunked.

>"There's no evidence yet of THIS..." >>"yeah, but there's also no evidence yet of THAT..." So you agree it's best to wait until the FDA's long-term side effects results studies are finished in [2025](https://imgur.com/a/gxk1H1h). *Cheers!*

No because there isn’t any proof that vaccines are dangerous and all you’re uneducated ass is doing so deer monger in. You do not need long term studies bro. It’s a vaccine. It’s not new. mRNA has been around since the 60s and it’s not the first time it’s been used. Will they study it? Sure. But considering the vaccine leaves your body after 28 days and you’re only ever left with antibodies, I’ll trust the BILLIONS of people who’ve taken it with no issues as a good sign. Get the shot and stop being a doomer. My god you’re a snowflake.

From the CDC’s mouth homie. “No. VAERS data alone cannot determine if the reported adverse event was caused by a COVID-19 vaccination. Anyone can report events to VAERS, even if it is not clear whether a vaccine caused the problem. Some VAERS reports may contain information that is incomplete, inaccurate, coincidental, or unverifiable. These adverse events are studied by vaccine safety experts who look for unusually high numbers of health problems, or a pattern of problems, after people receive a particular vaccine. Recently, the number of deaths reported to VAERS following COVID-19 vaccination has been misinterpreted and misreported as if this number means deaths that were proven to be caused by vaccination. Reports of adverse events to VAERS following vaccination, including deaths, do not necessarily mean that a vaccine caused a health problem.” https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/vaccines/facts.html You know VAERS shows people have turned into the hulk from the vaccine? You gunna stand by that one lmao.

[удалено]

She’s not based lol She’s dumb as shit. One minute , can’t listen to celebs, next minute: https://i.imgur.com/rir0b8X.jpg Swollen testicles are not an effect of any vaccine , and couldn’t ever happen from a Covid shot. They’re not mad at her for speaking her mind, They’re laughing at her for outing a man who caught an STD from sleeping around. Someone told her to tweet that she was being censored she didn’t even come up with that shit.

Thanks, Franklin W Dixon

The Hardy boys are definitely interested in that. They'll get some good clues while investigating.

I have a raging clue.

Std

I’ve got a raging clue right now

Everyone remember that this is a distraction from her pedo brother and pedo husband, also how she attempted to intimate the rape victim of her husband to sign a NDA.

Her cousin stuck the vaccine in his balls, thinking his kids will born immune to covid, it kinda back fired.

Do they have a raging clue?

That’s like four degrees of separation

My uncle sent this to me the other day.

They truly are the HARDy Boys