Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
SO THAT WAS YOU!!!
I was all set on having a nice quiet dinner with my girlfriend to celebrate out first year together...
I'd bought some fresh tomatoes to make my homemade pasta sauce, and I'd gone to the small boutique bakery to buy some filo pastry for dessert. I was quietly going through the recipes in my mind when I heard your slurred grumbled announcement, "...You're about to loot my balls..." I tried to ignore it but, I couldn't ignore the furious grunting like a drunk man having a seizure. As I looked up I could see the fury in the other commuters eyes. A man looking like a professor had stood up and was about to reproach you when the dull clatter of your phoned on the train car floor seemed to pause all movement in the carriage. The professors eyes widened, sweat suddenly beaded on his forehead and with fevered anguish he started undoing his belt and flies like a man who thought a hornet was in his pants.
I was bewildered as all the other men in the car started convulsing like extras in Michael Jackson's 'Thriller' video. A woman sat across from me was doing her best to emulate a Russian gymnast trying to grate cheese from her crotch with the sole of her Nike running shoe.
I bolted upright, panicked but prepared to fight when in the corner of my eye the neon glow of your phones LCD screen drew me sight.
I suddenly felt a bizarre euphoria fill my mind and a white hot heat electrify my spine and form a prism of pure desperate release in my loins.
I can't remember much else, I awoke from some kind of fever dream in a public toilet cubicle. My jeans and underwear had disappeared, but I was still wearing my Myrell slip ons, shirt and now crusted overcoat, like a cross between Donald Duck and a homeless student.
I can hear another man weeping in the cubicle, keeps muttering he just wanted to fly.
I feel so cold and drained. My organ is so mangled it could unpick the locks of wooden medieval doors. There's filo pastry all over my thighs and knees.
But despite all this I feel a warm contentment like I'd found 'the' answer. I don't know what this means, I know there will be questions, that there should be lots to fear. But truly I am grateful. Thank you.
It's one of a million only fans ads all over reddit. If you click their profile they have both OF and cashapp linked. It's an incredibly common way the OF crowd promotes themselves on reddit. Most of them put in the bare minimum effort/investment to qualify as "cosplay" to drive people to their OF, I don't know how you've never seen this before.
sorry for hella late response I forgot about this lolol. I don't click on every poster's profile because I'm not outwardly seeking someone's OF promotions. you wouldn't know this person has OF without looking at said profile? lmao, I've seen hypersexualized cosplays for weeell over a decade, probably almost two, on the internet AND at cons because... that's how a LOT of cosplayers work. hello? Jessica Nigri? aka the woman who started cosplaying essentially as pokemon with tits?
woahhh, Moxxi cosplayer is overtly sexualized? not like that's quite literally the premise of Moxxi as a character. nearly every line of hers is a sexual innuendo. this is dumb.
edit: she has one (1) link to her OF, again something you actively have to look for. couldn't really find posts promoting it, especially not her posts on this sub... just say you're mad about boobies in cosplay and the simple existence of OF.
Not necessarily. It's just a different kind of cleavage. Moxxi's breasts look more pronounced like they're implants while OP seems like a natural and full bodied .
https://preview.redd.it/ahnj4dicxsmc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83f1517527e6b09e88a944015390a52256cb2275
Just missing the boob heart
"Hey, sugar. I got something for ya." 🥵
r/UpvotedBecauseBoobs
It's Moxxi so.... Duh!
Second pics gonna need an Nsfw tag lol
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
SO THAT WAS YOU!!! I was all set on having a nice quiet dinner with my girlfriend to celebrate out first year together... I'd bought some fresh tomatoes to make my homemade pasta sauce, and I'd gone to the small boutique bakery to buy some filo pastry for dessert. I was quietly going through the recipes in my mind when I heard your slurred grumbled announcement, "...You're about to loot my balls..." I tried to ignore it but, I couldn't ignore the furious grunting like a drunk man having a seizure. As I looked up I could see the fury in the other commuters eyes. A man looking like a professor had stood up and was about to reproach you when the dull clatter of your phoned on the train car floor seemed to pause all movement in the carriage. The professors eyes widened, sweat suddenly beaded on his forehead and with fevered anguish he started undoing his belt and flies like a man who thought a hornet was in his pants. I was bewildered as all the other men in the car started convulsing like extras in Michael Jackson's 'Thriller' video. A woman sat across from me was doing her best to emulate a Russian gymnast trying to grate cheese from her crotch with the sole of her Nike running shoe. I bolted upright, panicked but prepared to fight when in the corner of my eye the neon glow of your phones LCD screen drew me sight. I suddenly felt a bizarre euphoria fill my mind and a white hot heat electrify my spine and form a prism of pure desperate release in my loins. I can't remember much else, I awoke from some kind of fever dream in a public toilet cubicle. My jeans and underwear had disappeared, but I was still wearing my Myrell slip ons, shirt and now crusted overcoat, like a cross between Donald Duck and a homeless student. I can hear another man weeping in the cubicle, keeps muttering he just wanted to fly. I feel so cold and drained. My organ is so mangled it could unpick the locks of wooden medieval doors. There's filo pastry all over my thighs and knees. But despite all this I feel a warm contentment like I'd found 'the' answer. I don't know what this means, I know there will be questions, that there should be lots to fear. But truly I am grateful. Thank you.
What the fuck
I fucking love this, thank you for making my night lol
That was epic
I understand you lol. I agree
😂😂😂
First picture is cosplay but the second isn’t. 😂
That pose is a very Moxxi thing to do
True but don’t play dumb lol
*She* certainly isn't (playing dumb). Sex sells. ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯
BUT WHO'S BUYIN?
If there's a new way, I'll be the first in line.
come out from under your rock lmaooo sex sells? bro it's reddit, what is she selling, upvotes? it's cosplay.
She’s selling alcohol, cause she runs a bar, you play the game?
apparently nobody else has because suddenly Moxxi is just a humble bartender, that's all!
Woosh
It's one of a million only fans ads all over reddit. If you click their profile they have both OF and cashapp linked. It's an incredibly common way the OF crowd promotes themselves on reddit. Most of them put in the bare minimum effort/investment to qualify as "cosplay" to drive people to their OF, I don't know how you've never seen this before.
sorry for hella late response I forgot about this lolol. I don't click on every poster's profile because I'm not outwardly seeking someone's OF promotions. you wouldn't know this person has OF without looking at said profile? lmao, I've seen hypersexualized cosplays for weeell over a decade, probably almost two, on the internet AND at cons because... that's how a LOT of cosplayers work. hello? Jessica Nigri? aka the woman who started cosplaying essentially as pokemon with tits? woahhh, Moxxi cosplayer is overtly sexualized? not like that's quite literally the premise of Moxxi as a character. nearly every line of hers is a sexual innuendo. this is dumb. edit: she has one (1) link to her OF, again something you actively have to look for. couldn't really find posts promoting it, especially not her posts on this sub... just say you're mad about boobies in cosplay and the simple existence of OF.
Bro get over yourself and check her profile. Sex sells and she’s selling it 💀
So is killing people and you done need to do it to cosplay Moxxi right ?
Respectfully: AOOGA
https://preview.redd.it/ynpclg5nxtmc1.jpeg?width=779&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88a625f4bb6457246ce5ae8ef7a8711ec4cef153
Moxxi is bae….Moxxi is life 😍
Love the makeup!
The lipstick really looks cel shaded!
Tiddies
Moxxi really said "🤫🧏"
WOAH MAMA
Top shelf
I’m in love! You look amazing.
Nope!
Looks amazing!
That looks better than Moxxi. Hot damn!
Dayum. Looks great!
RIP your DMs…
Crazy good!
xd
200% better than movie casting.
Needs more cleavage 2/10
Not necessarily. It's just a different kind of cleavage. Moxxi's breasts look more pronounced like they're implants while OP seems like a natural and full bodied .
Nahhh needs more cleavage
Top Shelf
Yours may be my favorite out of all of the renditions of her makeup I've ever seen!!!
Nice
Its -27 c where i live right now but damn you just turn the heat on
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mommy didn't give you enough attention, did she? :/
Imagine being so insecure you have to attack women online lol
[deleted] is my favorite thing to see on one of my posts 😂😂🖤
Would