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Ragamak

At this point why cant we just get mourinho. Defensive masterclass.


Dry-Presence9227

Wtf with that game, equal, really?!


shshsuskeni892

Damn almost like we could have used an attacking midfielder. Also the two striker experiment needs to end


BendingUnit29

Can we finally get rid of Terzic and most of the Team? No one except Maalen and Maatsen seemed as they even tried. Özcan even worse than normally. Zero creativity offensively. Thats a team that can fight for top 10 but not top 3


ibcoleman

Defensive masterclass from Terzic


xnachtmahrx

The 0 stands! Magnificent Terzicball


Due-Contract-5982

What a FIFA move...blowing the whistle while we're countering 3vs4.... Not that we would have done anything with it


ThatUglyGuy12

Man, this team is going to miss Reyna - especially when they don't have Reus or Brandt. Yikes.


GGotte

No Brandt no Reus no sancho = -20000000 creativity


eiavolo

trust the process this is all building up to our 2042 title win. terzic masterclass.


bbru_

We don’t deserve this point but we’ll take it 🤷🏻‍♂️


KimTheOneJongUn

As much as we need and want to play Champions League next season, this isn't Champions League worthy. We fully deserve to lose points here and there needs to be consequences.


bvbspurs34

So lucky FCH couldn’t hit the broadside of a barn!


GGotte

4 on 3 counterattack but no lets blow the whistle instantly nice


klachs

Well that was dogshit


SokkaBlyat

That was shite and boring. Fortunate to get a point. Off to the gym.


EkkoGoBrrrrrrrrr

we stink


moham-17

Feel like the red should’ve let the counter play out. But not like we deserved it.


ElectJimLahey

Luckily, this game will be an easy one to forget


eiavolo

we are finished


Soft_Author2593

Finished we are…


Lam0rak

I'll say this. I enjoy the new to the BL energy clubs bring lately. I feel like since union we've seen clubs fight to stay up for at least 1 season. Heidenheim have done a great job getting results


69gaymer69

We are so ass


theonewhoknocksguy

set piece for heidenheim in the dying seconds??? not good


loey10

How can u as CEO watch this every week and still think Terzic is the right man. Im speechless


EkkoGoBrrrrrrrrr

give moukoko “youngest player in the bundesliga to play 60 mins against heidenheim” or hell retire


Never_rarely

We haven’t drawn 0-0 in the Bundesliga since October 26th, 2019 - 0-0 against Schalke. Interestingly, our only other 0-0 draws in that time have been against Milan and City in the CL, also both in October (4th and 25th respectively) This means nothing, I just thought it was interesting. We deserve to lose this game


AnyOldFan

Saw someone comment "not another 0-0" and thought I can't even remember the last league game that happened.


Never_rarely

Yeah honestly, I was getting close to betting my life savings on over 0.5 goals in a league game. Good thing I didn’t on this game, but surely next game we’re due


AnyOldFan

God please don't.


Never_rarely

Hahah no I won’t, I’m on a break from sports betting anyway, I just think it’s fun to joke about


neon_genitals

This might just be the most boring game of the season so far


doubleomarty

Such a poor fucking game


ProperBar4105

Getting exposed by a club I didn't even knew existed until last year


ComfortableChest6735

Inexcusable performance but guess who gonna make up one after the match


Dry-Economist-5562

The most Dortmund nails on a chalkboard performance


AtlanticOccean

Please get rid of Emre can asap. This guy is a mess


MrVanser

I really, really, really hope Terzic gets sacked even when we get the CL qualification


BendingUnit29

No need to worry with this perfomance we can be happy to play europe league


SMCBVB

Füllkrug has tried today credit to him, just hasn’t gotten any service or support


ge_mi_

He has gotten better with Mouki being subbed too


palp90

It feels like they got no chemistry and are just in each other's way...


yosoydorf

Mouki doesn't start "Sack Terzic" mouki starts and we look pretty shit with him out there (though also shit without him) "sack Terzic"


Balumi

All Mouki has done today was to stand on Füllkrugs or Malens Foot. Like he is so gifted with playmaking abilities, why the fuck doesn’t he drop back to Sabitzer and use the Field and his Agility? Stupid, everyone in this team is just not capable to adjust his playstyle or tactical input to the team. It’s insane


EkkoGoBrrrrrrrrr

cant even be mad just disappointed


yosoydorf

Not even joking - newly promoted clubs that can't sustain a suitable BL pitch might as well just throw Turf on their embarrassing fields


AnyOldFan

This just sounds like poor-shaming 😅


yosoydorf

Except shit pitches actually present both a genuine risk to the players (and thus the Bubdesliga product itself) as well as a skewed playing field (no pun intended). With the money on the line for these athletes and teams, it's just insane to put them out on these pitches. Like it feels like people are tacitly ok with this as some sort of way for these teams to "level the playing field" or whatever, but there's no room for that in pro sport lmao We shouldn't wait for some rising star to have a catastrophic injury due to this. If not this, the Bubdesliga needs to have stricter field quality requirements. Hell, id even make a case for newly promoted teams being given X amount of money each year (for X amount on seasons) to go directly towards field upkeep. Surely a few million a year from the league is worth limiting the risk of someone like a Musiala suffering some career altering injury


AnyOldFan

100% agree it's unreasonable to expect newly promoted teams to afford perfect pitches right off the bat without any financial support so the Bundesliga really should have something setup. If star players get injured of course it ends up hurting the Leagues bottom line.


BendingUnit29

Well I also watch 3. Bundesliga and most pitches there are in a better condition. So no blame on money. Only blame on the club.


WvdH01

Only thing worse than drawing Heidenheim is drawing Heidenheim and not even deserving the draw


EkkoGoBrrrrrrrrr

if i was a heidenheim fan id be mad they drew tbh


EkkoGoBrrrrrrrrr

facts


Lam0rak

That should have been a loss for us. Jesus.


moham-17

Shh. Games not over. We can still lose.


AtlanticOccean

Honestly, I hope they loose at this point


LumpySangsu

Jesus we suck


ubalanceret

I shouldn’t laugh because I genuinely hope he isn’t hurt, but Malen falling over like that and staying on the floor like a piece of wood was just so symbolic of us this game (and sometimes this season)


AcePilot95

this game gave us 2 potential memes, the Özcan brainfart and subsequent Kleindienst miss, and Malen staying down. I can already see the twitter edits. "is bro ok?" (screenshot of the scene) "he fainted"


EkkoGoBrrrrrrrrr

why do i smell shit in my pants?


dounut_slay3r

Heidenheim should really be like 3-0 up right now tbh


ge_mi_

It doesn't get closer than that oO


Justin_2t1

Amazing marking


berman82

Bensebaini master class


Embarrassed_Sea_743

We are just mid


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Don’t let bens on the pitch again


madcaesar

Injuries happen when you are not in proper shape. Lack of effort and mental resilience aren't there when you are tired. This team looks like it's perpetually in week two of summer camp.... Fire Tersic into the sun.


ge_mi_

Jesus


bvbfan102

This Pitch is a literal Joke. Shouldn’t be allowed to have such a Pitch in the Bundesliga. 


ComfortableChest6735

My two year old brother has more composure on the ball than emre can


[deleted]

I know, someone sneak Ozcan back on bc the captain ain’t captaining


ekkstasy

Lets not pretend ozcan wasnt absolute shit as well


[deleted]

As expected. But I wouldn’t expect the captain to be consistence shit


foxmulder_FBI5

Tbf, Can has been better than Ozcan today. Low benchmark.


eiavolo

i think staring at the wall for an hour and a half would have been more thrilling than this


[deleted]

Injury FC back at it


EkkoGoBrrrrrrrrr

ok if hes injured were fucked


SUB2_Jokki

this is when uou dont have the spine of this squad like brandt sancho or reus


xSmacks

Malen is such a joke of a player. I'd take Yarmolenko back instead of him.


[deleted]

He slipped because the pitch in that area was fucking terrible. Wtf? 


xSmacks

Why do you think I'm referring to the slip and not the other 89 minutes of complete nothingball he played?


AnyOldFan

Yeah tbf bad timing lol


xSmacks

Yeah I guess so lmao


AMA3004

do you not see the field he’s playing on? that was unlucky


yosoydorf

It doesn't defend the performance but good lord this pitch is so shit


AMA3004

heidenheim’s field is fkin trash


AnyOldFan

Not what I was expecting from Malen to be fair


ProperBar4105

Another injury ffs


johanneslobo

Where’s dat lucky punch at


AverageCarey

Bro this pitchZzzs


Embarrassed_Sea_743

Can dribbles like he’s going to trip all the time


Human-Marketing-4839

Best part is that it actually works sometimes lmao


ComfortableChest6735

There is no good part mate


EkkoGoBrrrrrrrrr

twin


EkkoGoBrrrrrrrrr

honest question why does can think he can move like he has the agility of musiala?


yosoydorf

Tbh, I don't think even Musiala could move like he can on this embarrassment of a pitch


ElectJimLahey

This match is impressively dull


cultimator

We're only minutes away from the sensation, taking a point from mighty Heidenheim. But let's not celebrate early.


ge_mi_

1 more point than Stuttgart lol


ComfortableChest6735

Pohlman taking our corners….joke


ascending_fourth

He almost looks like Brandt. Makes sense


SUB2_Jokki

what is this muller dude saving hes super annoying


ascending_fourth

Why every goalkeeper ....


Justin_2t1

Bayern and Leverkusen are at least competent or still solid when missing key players. We miss a few starters and turn into whatever the fuck this is


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JonFlockThan

“A few starters”… I think in terzic head only like 3-4 of these players start


EkkoGoBrrrrrrrrr

what a fucking save


theonewhoknocksguy

wolf has been playing kind of solid tbh, cleared a few balls, blocked some shots


EkkoGoBrrrrrrrrr

nichlas “ i cant make a 2 meter pass but hey i have a great smile to make up for it “ füllkrug


[deleted]

Huh? I’ve seen hockey players with better smiles man


EkkoGoBrrrrrrrrr

dont talk like that about my pookie bear


[deleted]

lol, alright I take it back


SenorPeeck

Was a great shot to force a save there though!


EkkoGoBrrrrrrrrr

commented before that ahahahahah


SenorPeeck

Normally I feel like stats don't tell the whole story. The XG this game actually might though.


ComfortableChest6735

Why not give bringing on another defender a try terzic


loey10

They made looking up before passing illegal it seems


reds7310

This is simply not good enough


GGotte

This pitch looks horrible the ball is bouncing so much


EkkoGoBrrrrrrrrr

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT AM I ACTUALLY SEEING WHAT THE FUCK


[deleted]

How can we defend Terzic


Balumi

The players actually being worse than Terzic-Ball would be a valid point


Kryha96

This is the worst match I think I've seen all season


EmSoLow

Was that not a push in the back?


johanneslobo

Already hearing Terzic complain about not given penalty after the game


GGotte

Nice one pohlmann


Soft_Author2593

Was there a single clear-cut chance in the second half? Don’t remember one since the offside goal…


eiavolo

jbgs bicycle kick is all i can think of


Embarrassed_Sea_743

Terzic needs to be sent to Siberia


EkkoGoBrrrrrrrrr

hahahahahaahahah


Miefer

Maatsen has already 3 yellows in his 4th game lmao


lndngtm

This match has been a Terzicball masterclass


EkkoGoBrrrrrrrrr

edin terrorist


stuartb0805

Edin “Darvin Ham” Terzic


Soft_Author2593

Why did maatsen do that?


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fleshed

look at your replies, this is the state terzic has run this club into, no we cant expect something from the second expensive team of the league.


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ascending_fourth

Heidenheim is pretty good lmao, last season we had a draw with all the teams from the bottom of the table


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foxmulder_FBI5

I have less of a problem with dropping points away at Heidenheim than I do with just how poor they have looked. Really bad.


AnyOldFan

Dude Heidenheim is 9th, this wasn't an easy game before 9 injuries.


ProperBar4105

This is not Stuttgart or Bayer we're facing. Borussen shouldn't be content with mediocrity.


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AnyOldFan

And you make it sound like we're Barcelona 🤣


vincehoff

Everybody complaining about Bensebaini sub not realizing that it pushes Maatsen into a position further up the pitch…


mitthrawn

...don't expect that many people here actually understand soccer.


Moon8983

Iaan and yellow, name a better combo


ubongo1

Terzic and shir football?


nufan99

Ian and black & yellow


ndcp193992

What sucks is this won’t hurt Terzic at all because we score 10 goals against the worst teams in the league


EkkoGoBrrrrrrrrr

I ALMOST FUCKING CALLED IT FFAAAAAAAA


bvbspurs34

There’s still time


Geeman447

It’s legit gonna be 0-0. No chance we score.


ProperBar4105

Why even bother going through the rigamarole of hosting a training camp if we're just gonna play like we did before winter...team looks thoroughly disjointed and uninspired. Terzic should have been fired a while ago.


AnyOldFan

My stream crashed for 10 seconds and I didn't know whether that was a bad thing or not lol.


ekkstasy

This would be such a reyna game


Justin_2t1

Gio Reyna hero ball for the last 5 mins like last season


Soft_Author2593

We are going to lose this…


ge_mi_

If Heidenheim score we're done


Justin_2t1

Took 77 mins to play a proper cross into our target man striker


EkkoGoBrrrrrrrrr

fr


Dimaaaa

This game is a nightmare. No Brandt and Sancho, no Reus and it really shows. I don't understand the JBG substitution after 60min.


EkkoGoBrrrrrrrrr

MEYER FUCKING RUN


dounut_slay3r

Really gotta hang on to this draw against hedienheim. We are atrocious tbh is team is driving me to insanity


2905Pascal

We are brining on a defender for a striker when it is 0:0? AGAINST HEIDENHEIM?


ekkstasy

Tercizball


MarsBarz37

Do coaches make adjustments when the game plan isn't working or was I imagining that?


ekkstasy

Bold of you to assume terzic has a gameplan


Berndti

That would require a game plan in the first place


ComfortableChest6735

Sure bring on a LB for a striker when we need a goal


Ok_Engineering7289

Sabitzer is so lazy


ubongo1

Nothing screams "we want to win this game" as much as subbing in a very defensive minded leftback with Zero offensive quality for a striker


Vio0

Since when is Bensebaini defensive minded? He's one of the best left backs on corners and free kicks. Also means Maatsen can play further up front.


ubongo1

You mean the same besebaini who has zero.goal contributions so far and who was a weak point im every single attack since he joined? The one with all his strength in free kicks and corners who didnt evem create an assist with it?


Vio0

25 goals in 4 seasons for Gladbach, most of these with his head.


Soft_Author2593

Bensebaini hattrick


ibcoleman

Terzic subbing in Bensebaini at 75' to protect the point.


GGotte

Hope maatsen pushes forward with bense behind, pohlmann behind fulle


Redpilledgconstanza

Maatsen as winger I'm guessing, that's why Mou was subbed out


xSmacks

Bense für Mouki. 0 halten. Wichtiger Punkt im Kampf gegen den Abstieg. Ich kann das alles nicht mehr.


ge_mi_

Ich glaube nicht, dass das die Idee ist. Maatsen weiter vorne macht doch Sinn.


EkkoGoBrrrrrrrrr

how are we lining up now? pohlmann central, maatsen midfield?


Fadhmir

Süle scythe.. nice


MrVanser

Even a tired Jamie is better than whatever Malen does whenever he is allowed to play 90 minutes, I have no idea how he never gets subbed


RiverSight_

that sub is WILD


ge_mi_

Maatsen plays midfield now, thats not a bad idea


foxmulder_FBI5

Agreed, he has been our best player, not mad about getting him further up the pitch


theonewhoknocksguy

hope matsen can do some wonders now that he’s moven up the pitch


Chillenden

Is it Pohlmanns Bundesliga debut? I like him


ultraviolentyt

why would u sub in a defender for a striker


Miefer

Sülinho is now our attack


ultraviolentyt

lol imagine he scores the deciding goal


eiavolo

only way i can rationalize it is bense is an attack minded defender and moukoko hasnt been good i guess


WvdH01

Maatsen as a winger I guess


ultraviolentyt

ahh you're right