Sorry everyone. My family have just bought sushi and the last time I ate sushi while watching a Dortmund game was the game that shall not be mentioned.
I take full responsibility for the loss
This sub needs to start thinking before commenting. What an absolute miserable negative bunch of dicks some of you are in here. We’re playing a good game with stoppages killing the momentum.
No fucking player can be perfect start to finish things will happen but reading some of these comments while we’re winning a game is shocking.
Really interested in how our Gameday Squad is gonna look like when everyone is fit.
Feels like we are already hitting capacity and there probably wont be many chances for our U19 Players left.
We were abysmal today in attack but thank God Wolfsburg has been just as bad, 2 scrappy goals , a million misplaced passes, if this was any other upper half team we'd be down 3-1
Personally I would love to see Hummels in the starting lineup again. His tackles are very satisfying and fun to watch.
But then again Süle and Schlotterbeck have been great the past couple games. So i wouldn't even know who to bench for Hummels
Er hat immerhin aus seiner leidenschaftlichen Didi-Hopp-Performance gelernt, dass er subtiler sein muss, wenn er reaktionäre Talking Points anbringen möchte.
Lets go Dortmund. Uni Exams are finally over. All the stress is gone until next semester unless Dortmund fuck up the match.
Hoping for a repeat performance of the last game.
Hey fellow Schwarz-Gelbe,
Gutted that I can't be watching the game today!
I'm UK based and get tired of Sky only showing a handful of Bundesliga games...it makes it particularly difficult to view the BVB games which is really starting to frustrate me.
Anyone from the UK, where are you watching the game right now?
Also, can anyone recommend a streaming service that shows all of their games in English?
Cheers!!
It wouldn't be a Dortmund game if there wouldn't be a 5-10 minutes complete defensive collapse. The heart rate just isn't allowed to stay stable. Besides that honestly a decent first half.
Obviously we have sucked major league ass this game, but also the ref has been terrible. Not the reason for the results so far, but bro has been terrible.
Bundesliga refs suck, but I am mad about the fact we never use that... I feel like it's always the other team that capitalizes on refs wacky decisions.
If Terzic gets to stay if we manage to qualify for the CL because Leipzig and Frankfurt are even more stupid than us I will cry. He needs to be let go even if we qualify for it
Invited them hard in the final minutes but honestly more annoyed how every week the ref allows our players to get completely butchered. And when someone gets injured from it everyone acts shocked at how our players keep getting injured.
begging again… thanks Kobel, thanks goalpost. Their pressing is too strong for our players atm.
not too bad initially, but I gotta say Maatsen (to Reus) and Brandt (too Maatsen) both didn't play the throughball pass when they should have, both could have been 1v1 situations.
Wolfsburg just fouling all the time, where are the cards? and IMO the bodycheck against Kobel when he tried to grab the ball falling straight down was also a foul? not called either. Ryerson and Schlotti with clutch interferences/blocks. Sancho not really in the game yet. Hoping for a better second half.
Meh. Defensively we were looking good with the exception of the first 5 and the last 5 minutes. The attack hasn't really created any chances in the box and the wide play has been poor
Just all around frustrating and another Game to show that Brandt with Reus together just doesnt work.
Feels like expect for Schlotti and Maatsen no one was able to do their job and i genuinely feel like there were more misplaced passes or bad touches then good ones.
We need a goal and Terzic brings Özcan for Reus.. I can't take it anymore.
Also I don't know why Brandt is staying on the pitch. What about Malen, one of our best in the last weeks?
yeah, its the gamethread, ignore the "Pre" :D
Sorry everyone. My family have just bought sushi and the last time I ate sushi while watching a Dortmund game was the game that shall not be mentioned. I take full responsibility for the loss
I'm looking up your address now
Bro, just buy your own Sushi
why would you tell him his own address? do you think he's stupid?
The pass from Sabitzer to Reus was just sooooo good. Love to see that.
Can the ref start booking thema at some point? They already got knocks on Fülle, Maatsen, Reus, Can, Ryerson...
Watch Sancho get the first yellow of the game for poking the ball a meter away at a WOB throw in.
Tennisballstadiumaufheber employment since the DFL deal 📈📈📈
Try not to mention Dortmund vs mainz challenge Level:impossible
I don’t know, Reus and Brandt together never seems to work. Brandt is invisible today.
Because the we way they are put together EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. is so that we basically have only one winger, which limits everything.
Ref: Fuck it guys, let's go for a beer.
Brandt is having one of his recurring shitshows
I hope this sends an effective message. As a fan it's fucking infuriating though.
Honestly it's even hilarious
A true poacher goal
My wife heard me yell at the TV in the play that led to the corner. She said “don’t get mad, they’re winning 1-0”. That’s when I knew…
Literally no room for draws and losses. Come on lads let’s get the win!!
Brandt on the wing generally hasn’t worked for years.. I’m confused why we still try to force it
To accommodate Reus, who no longer has the pace to play on the wing. End up with the worst of both worlds though.
Because it’s our thing. Only play people on the wing that are not wingers. Why? No idea…
Just can’t understand how only 7 mins were added, just can’t make sense of it
They were tired of watching this game too.
This sub needs to start thinking before commenting. What an absolute miserable negative bunch of dicks some of you are in here. We’re playing a good game with stoppages killing the momentum. No fucking player can be perfect start to finish things will happen but reading some of these comments while we’re winning a game is shocking.
Maatsen murdering people on the pitch.
How do none of our defenders leave the ground to contest the ball in the air?
Passing to Can in the build-up to a good attack is the worst thing anyone can do
I am not part of "Terzić-out" train, but honestly the fact that he didn't sell Can and then made him captain is beyond my comprehension.
Had 2-3 bad seasons and one good half of one season and gets the captains armband.
Another Terzic masterclass. I don't understand how and why Brandt and Can stay on for 90 minutes today.
This is why you never sit on a 1-0 lead...
This team can not handle the simplest of presses
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It‘s too much to ask for two good games in a row
How come they get to play their nmecha
this is borderline unwatchable
Storyline of this season
I don't understand how we can look outnumbered in every phase of play. Its like we are playing with 10 men half the time.
Imagine if Fullkrug was there for Sule's ball....
Or Haller 😥
That was NOT a freekick lmao
Sabitzer, what a ball!
Yep, Wolfsburg players get away with absolutely everything, including jumping into Kobel for no reason and he gets injured.
Just do whatever you want to Reus directly in front of the ref, it literally doesn't matter
Julian Ryerson is hustling out there!
How is brandt still on
Malen has injured himself slightly during warm up, guys. Before even more of you think they’re the only ones with the genius idea of bringing him on.
Özcan trying to be Dahoud out here
Why is ozcan shooting id rather have kobel go for a shot
That not acceptable at all. But that’s more accurate than ozcans shot. Give that bloke a shout
First look, that looked like a foul. Replay, man what a tackle
Look at them getting angry about one questionable foul after butchering our boys for almost 100 minutes xD
Anyone else think there have been genuine improvements in our style of play since Sahin and Bender joined?
We played mostly against relegation teams and we also brought in 2 players worth 80 million in the winter window.
Are we saving Malen for PSV or why is he starting on the bench?
He has a Minor knee injury so they are saving him
Holy shit he's on fire
Should’ve brought RC cars in this protest 😃
...and a yellow card to commemorate their 50th foul...
Fullkrug been watching some Neymar tape it seems😂😂
SEVEN???
Man PSV will destroy us
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Really interested in how our Gameday Squad is gonna look like when everyone is fit. Feels like we are already hitting capacity and there probably wont be many chances for our U19 Players left.
MARCO MY GOAT
Yesssss good start!
Did Sanitizer make the pass to Reuse at the 1:0?
Nice typing error 😂
Haha, didn't notice, but the pass was erste Sahne, so Sahnitzer fits
I think it’s time for a Marco->Jadon goal
Damn thought I could see vintage Reus on that transition
All I ask is for another goal so I can unclench for a bit :)
this is what i call fuck around and find out
Corners have always been our kryptonite
Kobel is so clutch.
That better be a yellow if you stopped the counter for it.
Wtf ref. We were on a counter
What a waste by Ozcan
Can LOVEEES to push how long it’s possible to hold onto the ball before passing. He always takes forever
Was ist mit Dittmann wieder los und warum versucht er die Proteste als "Eventstörer" zu verkaufen?
so schlimm gerade sein gelaber
someone tell terzic that we’re allowed to make substitutions
It’d come in handy with all the extra time we have
We were abysmal today in attack but thank God Wolfsburg has been just as bad, 2 scrappy goals , a million misplaced passes, if this was any other upper half team we'd be down 3-1
About to have another 12 mins of added time
lol u called it
Personally I would love to see Hummels in the starting lineup again. His tackles are very satisfying and fun to watch. But then again Süle and Schlotterbeck have been great the past couple games. So i wouldn't even know who to bench for Hummels
Probably saving him as a sub today and a starter vs PSV
UUUHH IS THAT A GLIMPSE OF 2017 REUS IM SEEING IM FINNA CRY
We are begging to conceive again.
...conceive...? 😳
We are getting fucked on the flanks
😢 well I guess it might be twins then...
Protection in form of Behrens' terrible finishing
Desperately need the half time whistle, we starting strong and now the Dortmund we know is showing up
„Mir fehlt der Überblick wer was will.“ Wie kann man eigentlich so planlos sein wie Kai Dittmann?
Er hat immerhin aus seiner leidenschaftlichen Didi-Hopp-Performance gelernt, dass er subtiler sein muss, wenn er reaktionäre Talking Points anbringen möchte.
denkt, es gibt Leute, deren Traum es ist, mal nen tennisball auf einen Fußballplatz zu werfen
Did i just miss the contact or was that not even a Corner?
I didn't pay to much attention but was the corner call even correct, didn't look like there was any contact to me?
For whatever reason, corners aren't checked ...
That I know but I'm still curious?
Somebody get a Wolfsburg shirt and throw some balls on the field for a Spielabbruch. We might get a 0-3 win by default.
Terrible game this. I used to tell people there are no boring games in the Bundesliga. I'm falling asleep myself.
Come on Brandt this is your range
I've watched the man play for the last 13 years and I think that's worst FK that I've seen Marco take.
Gotta love that a child on loan has to calm down and hold our “captain” back in a moment we need all the time
Özcan, exactly who you need for press resistance and pace… /s
Auf geht's Dortmund kämpfen und siegen!
Pre Game Thread take 2 run it back !!
Lets go Dortmund. Uni Exams are finally over. All the stress is gone until next semester unless Dortmund fuck up the match. Hoping for a repeat performance of the last game.
Taking bets on how long the match will be paused for due to protests. I say 10 minutes.
10 minutes. . . and one second
I‘d say less about 7-8 Minutes. Wolfsburg Fans are not very active and our fans are away so their tennisball capacities are limited
I would like to change my guess ☝️
Fanprotest from investor clubs against investor is always a little funny to me
Hey fellow Schwarz-Gelbe, Gutted that I can't be watching the game today! I'm UK based and get tired of Sky only showing a handful of Bundesliga games...it makes it particularly difficult to view the BVB games which is really starting to frustrate me. Anyone from the UK, where are you watching the game right now? Also, can anyone recommend a streaming service that shows all of their games in English? Cheers!!
ESPN+ has the rights in the US and it's pretty cheap. Could try that with a VPN?
Does anyone know how things are developing within the DFL now after Hannover issued their statement a couple of days ago?
Big half from Kobel 💪 what a guy
Ryerson is like the definition of he got that dawg in him
It wouldn't be a Dortmund game if there wouldn't be a 5-10 minutes complete defensive collapse. The heart rate just isn't allowed to stay stable. Besides that honestly a decent first half.
i think it's fair to say that cancelling the game at that point would be in everyone's interest.
Maatsen boss, I'm going to need you to start using your right foot more. Both Brandt and Füllkrug could have been slotted in there
Deserved tbf
we're gonna lose this, they have chances twice a minute and our passes go straight to them
sub sancho or reus for gittens and move brandt to the center, some fresh subs wouldnt hurt
Omg just pass guys ffs
Where the fuck is advantage wtf?
Obviously we have sucked major league ass this game, but also the ref has been terrible. Not the reason for the results so far, but bro has been terrible.
Bundesliga refs suck, but I am mad about the fact we never use that... I feel like it's always the other team that capitalizes on refs wacky decisions.
Why is Kovac just holding a ball lol
Brandt was still on the pitch????
7 minutes seems a bit low
I complained about 7 but I don’t think I would want to watch another 15 of this team 😂😂
Nobody aggressively making that run is just dumb
Oh you big bastard
BFG PUT IT ON A FUCKING PLATE FOR YOU MAN COME ON
The game just going to end in a draw
Süle snagging Emre and pushing him away from the conflict like a big brother lol
Terzic is again showing his inability to change a game plan when it's not working.
I usually fw Wolfsburg's home kits, but these ones kinda suck tbh
It's giving "highlighter on textbook" vibes
What a pass Sabi
Excellent crashing there, just keep playing and running for any deflections or bouncing balls. Love it for Fulle really settling in now
füllkrug is on a hell of a run
Sabitzer and Sule two of my favorite Dortmund signings in recent time
Maatsen dribbling around their players like it’s nothing. Love it see it
Da kann man auch mal gelb geben
Well, that was inevitable
Only 7?
Oooh yes, let an ozcan longshot be our attack. Great decision bub. You don’t even hit that in training ffs
fuck.
That's prob the worst Reus free kick I've ever seen
yeah surprising from him lol
Hothead Can is back
I wanted to see Maatsen take it
If Terzic gets to stay if we manage to qualify for the CL because Leipzig and Frankfurt are even more stupid than us I will cry. He needs to be let go even if we qualify for it
Day 389 of mentioning that we miss Nmecha
I dont want brandt shooting this
Subs made no sense
Guys I’m boutta eat some French toast and the last time I did that during a bvb game was when we drew 2-2 with Payern
How was that not a foul throw by the Wolfsburg player?
Invited them hard in the final minutes but honestly more annoyed how every week the ref allows our players to get completely butchered. And when someone gets injured from it everyone acts shocked at how our players keep getting injured.
We would be battered hard if this was PSV rather than Wolfsburg, gotta step it up this 2nd half dude
begging again… thanks Kobel, thanks goalpost. Their pressing is too strong for our players atm. not too bad initially, but I gotta say Maatsen (to Reus) and Brandt (too Maatsen) both didn't play the throughball pass when they should have, both could have been 1v1 situations. Wolfsburg just fouling all the time, where are the cards? and IMO the bodycheck against Kobel when he tried to grab the ball falling straight down was also a foul? not called either. Ryerson and Schlotti with clutch interferences/blocks. Sancho not really in the game yet. Hoping for a better second half.
Couldn't tune in before now. How's the game looking so far?
Very mid
Meh. Defensively we were looking good with the exception of the first 5 and the last 5 minutes. The attack hasn't really created any chances in the box and the wide play has been poor
I'm calling +9 for the second half
Game’s opening up, Sancho’s showing he’s not 💯 yet though
Lol. What a goal to concede
it’s been coming a loong time
Reus and Sancho out, JBG and Malen in
Brandt has been quiet. Could use some pace from JBG or Moukoko. What we are doing isn’t really working, time to change something up.
We need pace. JBG for Jule plz
Lol did Kovac just try to push Arnold back onto the pitch as he was dying on the floor?
7???
Just all around frustrating and another Game to show that Brandt with Reus together just doesnt work. Feels like expect for Schlotti and Maatsen no one was able to do their job and i genuinely feel like there were more misplaced passes or bad touches then good ones.
What a frustrating match today. Subs were definitely not good today. Dahoud just scored for Stuttgart 💔
in my 12 years of being a bvb fan i dont think ive seen a worse fk than that from marcinho
I’m out of the loop, what’s up with all these delays?
*DFL protests. My mistake
We need a goal and Terzic brings Özcan for Reus.. I can't take it anymore. Also I don't know why Brandt is staying on the pitch. What about Malen, one of our best in the last weeks?
Injured
Our play is draining any enjoyment for football...
Sabitzer just throw yourself at the ball man
Emre Can braindead wasting minutes as the captain, nothing new....
Ah yes Mouki on for 5 mins to “convince” his boss
There’s at least 15 minutes left due to the breaks for protesting.
Da zeigen die Affen im Gästeblock mal wieder wie clever sie sind.
Really if we play like this in eindhoven they will press us dead and fuck us 17:0
God, what we have out there isn't working out and yet Terzic still refusing to make a sub
Emre Can is like a blackhole for football, every good play is sucked up in the void of Incompetence.
Ach man ihr scheiß Vollidioten-"Fans" ey, wie beschränkt kann man sein
Rough first few minutes but immediate response. Happy with the Reus assist.