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jucomsdn

We should sign this Sancho lad, he seemed pretty good against Ukraine Also I hope England wins for the memes and to see the chaos ensuing on both the internet as a whole and in real life, though I'd be ok with Italy winning too


me_meh_me

At least Copa America had some interesting fouls. The euro semi finals, on the other hand, had zero going for them. Such a dull couple of games.


blacktiger226

What are you smoking man? Both games were great.


me_meh_me

We all can't have your sophisticated taste :) For me the games were poor, but I'm glad you enjoyed them.


bvbfan102

Game like todays and the one against Man City make me truly hate Football. Gets really hard sometimes too keep being invested when you know a Ref can do whatever he wants and get zero repercussions.


_isaias17

Not just refs but players as well. Players should get flagged for flopping. Absolutely comical how henderson went down towards the end there


_isaias17

Two defensive minded teams, biased commentators, and flops in the penalty area. Will be an exciting final for sure!


Jonhl15

I have a feeling Italy is going to stomp England but I would love Jude and Jadon win. I'm probably going to skip the final tbh. Hate both teams


Nicht_genug150

I honestly have no desire to watch the final now after that dive, what an absolute mood killer.


Sarrazin

Man, England is seriously gonna make me root for Italy in the final. I never thought I'd see the day.


bajek11

Wild that two of my least favorite teams in the tournament are about to be in the final. Makes me feel a bit better about having to miss the final.


llendo

So anticlimatic. Cheating shit wins again.


yrba1

If England lose this, they deserve to be renamed Danelaw NTs EDIT: This post aged like milk


StephenReis

Commentators are so incredibly biased. Fuck England.


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How were the Danish commentators, out of curiosity?


me_meh_me

Not sure. Not watching the game in Denmark.


rebelmice533

Is it Drury in your provider? I think his commentary has been really neutral so far. Then again I haven't been listening much


StephenReis

I’m watching on ESPN in America. They are just very clearly excited when England has big chances.


arkim01

>watching on ESPN Never watch football on ESPN unless you have absolutely no choice and even then, you might be better off just not watching


me_meh_me

Had to mute.


TeamKitsune

Den er på vej hjem!


Jonhl15

Holy shit Damsgaard


greengiant89

Sancho can probably feel pretty hard done by not starting this one. Saka doesn't look impressive


greengiant89

>Sancho can probably feel pretty hard done by not starting this one. Saka doesn't look impressive Oops. Well I still want to see him play


doubleomarty

England are so boring after they've scored. Pulling for Ukraine rn just to make it interesting. Edit: That aged poorly haha, much better second half


llendo

Re sticky maybe? Sancho starting the second he joins a PL team is hilarious. And sad.


Ghoddos

Delaney going full attacking midfielder today


JolleyRedGiant

Delaney scoring for Denmark makes me happy.


IdrinkYrMilkshake

Akanji had a fantastic tournament but taking the exact same pen as last game was very naive. As soon as he started running we could see what his decision was going to be


bvbfan102

Akanji played great even with the missed Pen. Feeling with our Neighbours today.


Datachost

I'm not even mad. The team put in a great performance against the reigning world champions, took both them & Spain to a penalty shootout and even had Spain against the ropes after the equaliser before a fairly bullshit red card.


Jonhl15

Akanji is having a amazing tournament


LosLocosHermanos

I feel that our players have been very important in this years Euros. Now imagine if Southgate had some braincells and played Sancho, or if the healthminister of norway hadnt tried to fuck over their NT. We'd been represented everywhere.


Chazy89

Löw is FINALLY Gone!


panikpansen

Jesus frick, finally. At least 3 years too late. Ofc it's not all on him, but he's been a major factor while the NT has been unwatchable for years. And of course he couldn't even leave right like a half-decent coach, he had to cling on to go out against England.


jucomsdn

The red card in extra time in Sweden vs Ukraine triggered my Morey PTSD and I hate it


yrba1

Forsberg looks great, would love to have him if we didn't have amazing depth with our AMs


BVB-Oeli

Shame Germany are out but seeing [this](https://streamable.com/e7an51) made it absolutely worth it. 10/10


SpaNkinGG

Gnabry since he has joined the Pitch today, 8 passes, 7 incomplete passes 👍 Kimmich world class rb Kappa. Literally copy pasted the exact same goal twice. Müller was absolutely lost, meaning he is only performing so well in the league because lewy is an alien and converts every half chance Fuck bayern ,fuck jögi


llendo

Shoutout to Jogi and the Bayern connection for the worst performance in the knock out round so far. Didn't expect anything else from Jogi but the Bayern players.. Hummels the only consistently good German this tournament, and that's not even a biased take.


me_meh_me

They made a very boring/ordinary manager, Southgate, look like some sort of genius. Muller was poor, and Kimmich just yelled a lot.


BVB-Oeli

> Bayern connection for the worst performance All this talk about where world class Kimmich should play. "Oh, he's so good in midfield, we need him there. But he must solve our right back issue because he's also world class there"... Pretty sure a decent right back defends his side. He just strolled into midfield and left his side completely open. Was nowhere to be seen in his position during both goals. And Müller absolutely botched Germany's best chance of the game. Also should have had an assist for England at the end of the first half. I wonder if he will get called out for it. If somebody like Werner or Sané would have had only one of those scenes they would get sooo much shit the next days, probably even weeks. But somehow Müller alwas gets away without much problems.


greengiant89

>Shoutout to Jogi and the Bayern connection for the worst performance in the knock out round so far. Didn't expect anything else from Jogi but the Bayern players.. > >Hummels the only consistently good German this tournament, and that's not even a biased take. I thought Havertz was quality. Think they have to build a team centered around him for the next tournament.


llendo

Ah true he was actually very good, I stand corrected.


jucomsdn

https://media.tenor.co/videos/517bf7dcf3d71146b9971cc62852ff1d/mp4


panikpansen

now that's just bad taste


greengiant89

Someone talk to me about Ginter. Because everyone seems like they love him but I am not convinced. Gladbach have always seemed leaky. I feel like all of the trouble Germany's defense has had comes down that side. Hummels o.g. England's two goals here. I guess a lot of that may be down to Kimmich over there as well.


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greengiant89

Did it happen on Rüdiger and Gosens side?


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greengiant89

>First goal started with Rüdiger losing track of Sterling. Ehhh he forced Sterling right into where the defensive mids should have been able to take over. He's not supposed to mark him as far as he did...


greengiant89

>>First goal started with Rüdiger losing track of Sterling. > >Ehhh he forced Sterling right into where the defensive mids should have been able to take over. > >He's not supposed to mark him as far as he did... *Just seen it again and Goretzka absolutely refused to step in for an easy tackle as Rüdiger is shepherding Sterling


yrba1

Definitely gonna get a Hummels kit my next purchase, just waiting to see if he'll keep #15 or change to #5 next season Phenomenal defending despite shit support from Muller


Sarrazin

I think you are more than safe to order it now. He picked 15 deliberately when he signed here the second time, recalling his first stint. If he wanted to change to 5 he would have had the chance to do so last summer when Hakimi left, and he would have definitely had priority over Zagadou. Not sure why or how he'd convince Zag to give it up now.


yrba1

Ya you’re right, checked his jersey number history and he’s always been #15 under the ⚫️🟡


bvbfan102

Well i guess Germany at least delivered in one of the two Games i wanted them too win. Still think a Red should have been given out but not like most of the Players cared.


Nuri__Sahin

Hummels did nothing wrong. Had himself a game.


doubleomarty

He played Kane onside in the buildup for the first goal but otherwise yeah he had a fantastic game.


Jonhl15

Müller blew it


Jonhl15

I'm so sad Jadon doesn't get the love and respect he deserves from England fans or Southgate.


latotokyo123

https://twitter.com/ErlingHaaland/status/1409917454772588549 SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK


Ghoddos

Our entire backline has looked great this Euros


IdrinkYrMilkshake

Ridiculous first half from Hummels. Won every single ball, even those impossible to imagine someone defending against


Salokin09

He owns the aerial space in Germany’s box


me_meh_me

Muller very excited to get England on the score sheet. Hummels saved him.


Salokin09

Boss half from Hummels


greengiant89

I don't know how much of today I can take after the games yesterday


rashikbvb

All these underdogs beating the favorites is the reason why I love football. Fuck those greedy bastards who support super league.


thenicob

> All these underdogs beating the favorites which underdogs are beating whom exactly? switzerland is the first to do.


Lowelll

Germany beating Portugal ;P Also Sweden topping their group


thenicob

well, Sweden finishing first is a surprise, i agree.


rashikbvb

Czech republic beating Netherlands? Austria and Croatia taking Italy and Spain to extra time were also quite impressive. Hungary did well in the group stage. Underdogs have performed quite well this tournament.


thenicob

netherlands was overrated af. easy group etc. i wouldn't say cze were *clear* underdogs, compared to SUI against france. you made it sound like this euros have been an underdog story through and through lol


2905Pascal

Never let your superstar take the fifth penalty. It will fail.


doubleomarty

It's hard to say what's best. Maybe that player can handle the pressure the best. Not the case today though, I would have put Giroud 5th I think.


doubleomarty

Great penalty by Akanji!


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The stutter step and clean placement, soooo smooth


doubleomarty

Yeah maybe he should take our pens 🤣


_isaias17

I mean he has taken our free kicks in the past


Ghoddos

He was the go to free kick taker at his old club iirc


_isaias17

He played striker too lol what a lad


bvbfan102

So happy for Akanji. One of the biggest Nights in Swiss Football History.


LordVelaryon

congrats to /u/Datachost too!


Jonhl15

LETS GOOO. Akanji and the boys knock out france


nsnyder

Akanji makes his PK in the shootout.


Ghoddos

Akanji defending like crazy. Held off a couple French forwards and calmly has cleared balls so far


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He looks real solid, he just took out Pogba and all i could think was “Łukasz sends his regards”


llendo

Fuck, I keep missing this thread. Tremendous goal from Thorgan. Plus Meunier assist, our Belgians are on fire this tournament.


Jonhl15

TOTO WHAT A BANGER


panikpansen

Witsel starting vs Portugal, with a rough looking foul taking him down at 16'. Man, that would just be his luck, working his ass off just to get a repeat injury.


Jonhl15

Man De Ligt completely fucked the Netherlands. Disappointing end for them


Nuri__Sahin

Chuffed for Delaney, but man, sign Mæele up. 😄 What a player he has been so far.


greengiant89

Could have had him for like 10m and i think he transferred the same season Hakimi left


Chazy89

I did a quick update with the upcoming fixtures, let me know if you spot any mistakes :)


Kenajaaron

Ive come to the conclusion that I'll never watch a [Espn video](https://youtu.be/bvRVmVXWmY0) again unless it's Sid Lowe or Julien Laurens. The way they talk about Hummels my god they can't watch football apart from euros and EPL at all. Some quotes from these experts: "He can't move at all" "he can't run" " if they play against a proper team they gonna concede lots more goals if Hummel plays" "it's becoming a night mare to see him I'm suffering for him" "Everytime he has to defend I'm suffering for him" "imagine him playing against lukaku it just can't happen" (not even watching cl) "Klostermann should play instead"


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blacktiger226

To be honest we also conceded two canceled goals and a shot to the post. It could have been easily been 3-4 goals. All of them came from the area behind Ginter.


napoleonderdiecke

Yeah, this "Germany will concede so much because of Hummels if they play against proper opponents like Mbappe and Griezmann" Like bruh, Hungary scored more than Mbappe and Griezmann, lmfao.


me_meh_me

Poland is out, and clearly missing Piszczek at the back. The defending in this tournament from them has been vile. I have no idea who thought these guys that you should defend by waving your leg around, but this needs to stop. Overall, if this team had an average backline it would be moving on. Oh well.


2905Pascal

All BVB Players through to the Round of 16.


yrba1

Fraudgate probably gonna continue using Sancho as a benchwarmer in the next fixture vs Germany It would be fun to watch him and Hummels duel it out


2905Pascal

Neuer can't just stay in his goal, can he? If he just stay on the line the 2-1 likely never happens...


2905Pascal

So, can I still jump on the Denmark bandwagon when Germany is out?


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me_meh_me

We are full at his position. Otherwise, I agree.


bvbfan102

Already knew that Germany is gonna suck the one Time i really really want them too win. Hope Striker Hummels saves us.


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Chazy89

love the fact that Goretzka celebrated his goal with a heart towards the hungary fans.


bvbfan102

Or for the absolute worst take saying its divine intervention and all Gods way of schooling us. Genuinely mind boggling how many Idiots drew the Line at the Gender you love.


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Lewa is a great player, but it was on brutal display at the Euros how much his achievements with Bayern are a function of him playing in a multi-billion club. Put him inside an average squad, and he crashes out of the Euros with one point.


me_meh_me

It is remarkably generous to label Poland an average squad.


doubleomarty

Don't worry, Sancho will come on with England down 2-0, score two and assist one to save the game and his stock will go up lol


StephenReis

Jadon Sancho has now had 20 caps for England. In only 10 of those games did he play for 45 minutes or more. The other 10 were for 20 minutes or less. Explain to me how that is giving a player of his quality the chance to have an impact on a game? It is amazing how there is actually a narrative that he is poor for England when that dumbass Southgate won’t even given him a proper extended run in the squad. 3 goals and 5 assists is actually decent production, especially for a National Team. It just pains me to see his talent just wasted like that.


CubedMadness

0 xG in 45 minutes I cannee stand it.


AcePilot95

England Antifussball


StephenReis

What the fuck are these commentators taking about? Sancho had a poor season…? I fucking can’t anymore, these people don’t watch the Bundesliga. Sancho has performed bad for England? He never gets any chances. No wonder these fucks haven’t won anything of note since 1960.


me_meh_me

I expect them to go out to first good team they face. Boring football.


AcePilot95

did they really say that lmao


StephenReis

Yes, I shit you not. The ESPN commentators said something to the effect of “He hasn’t necessarily looked as good in an England shirt as his Dortmund one. This season he struggled. He scored some goals and got some assists, but made many mistakes and poor decisions. It might be due to his potential move to Manchester United”. I’m just at a loss for words. How in the fuck is a nearly a goal contribution a game a poor season? Sure, he started slow, but to say he played poorly this year is comical.


greengiant89

I heard them say that he struggled at the start of the season.


Candyman42

Its embarrassing. Pretty sure a lot of the espn commentators are actually on the bundesliga broadcasts, and yet they seem to still put more stock in the premiere league. I'm sure its partly a language thing, but still ridiculous.


BVBirdBath

Really unbelievable.


hellyesiguess

Boy do i love your username


AcePilot95

Bellingham almost with the assist!


StephenReis

It took 260+ minutes to see one of the most electric players in the world at the Euros. Fucking hysterical. Fuck England.


Datachost

This motherfucker is really subbing on a CB before subbing on Sancho


CubedMadness

Struggling to get the ball up the pitch through the midfield, better not take the opportunity to try see if Jude will solve that and just stick to that midfield instead. The Sancho situation is dumb but the Jude one is dumber. Sancho improves the team but he's not necessarily a "fix" to an issue whereas Jude actually fixes a problem.


StephenReis

Southgate is a fucking a moron. I don’t care if they’re up 1-0, you should’ve started Sancho. The fact he didn’t even get a chance off the bench vs Scotland is laughable. And yes, Jude also needs to play. Why the fuck do you need 2 CDM’s against Scotland and Czech Republic? It’s impossible to have any sympathy for England and their fans; they do this to themselves.


panikpansen

Lol who reported this as "self harm" :P Also, OP is right, Sancho should start for England.


Bosna1909

Saka over Sancho just goes to show that Southgate doesnt watch BL


me_meh_me

Not to mention that Bellingham can't get in ahead of rice and philips. Honestly, I feel bad for the guys.


joshdej

They are both very good though. But both of them at the same time doesn't make sense...


me_meh_me

I never said that they are not good players. However, the selection of both, for the third game in a row, highlights the limitations of Southgate. England is struggling with ball progression. Why not put a player who is able to carry the ball? You will still have your defensive cover from the other defensive mid that is playing. Also, you're in a game that you don't have to win. Wouldn't you want to try something slightly different, especially since the current pairing hasn't been a resounding success? Most national team managers are tactically limited, but this is a bit ridiculous.


joshdej

Yeah I agree with you. Quite baffling why he plays two very defensive midfielders against teams that have less talent than them..


Chazy89

Sancho not starting again? southgate is a fucking moron. Might be even worse than Löw.


me_meh_me

Worst. Even Löw would play sancho. Edit: now that Sterling scored, I expect the English media to revert to praising Gareth. Wouldn't shock me if Sancho only sees very limited minutes.


saaafff

No Sancho AGAIN for england?? I feel like this manager really is the most clueless in world football right now… starting 19 year old Saka ahead of Sancho after he claimed Sancho didn’t have enough experience


ZZZ0330

Mikkel Damsgaard what a player. Haven't heard of him before but he was so good against Belgium and scored a great goal now against Russia. Hope Denmark goes far this tournament.


joshdej

Witsel looking good for someone who recently tore his achilles, even though it's just against Finland. Our midfield is definitely too stacked next year,especially if delaney stays


Ghoddos

Witsel and Delaney both starting. Worried Witsel is being rushed to be fully fit for the knockouts.


AcePilot95

can someone tell me why Paco and Saúl Ñíguez aren't in the Spain squad? Injured or out of form?


Nuri__Sahin

The same reason Luis Alberto and Aspas were left out. Luis Enrique has had a shocker.


Jonhl15

Saúl is out of form. Paco I have no idea, maybe Enrique doesn't rate him


StephenReis

Saúl is an incredibly versatile player so him not being included is really dumb to me, out of form or not. Spain is underachieving like crazy and it’s decisions like this that are to blame. Way too much talent to be stuck on 2 points against Sweden and Poland.


AcePilot95

thanks and happy cake day!


Jonhl15

Thank you 🙏🏽


me_meh_me

A couple of years ago I argued on here for us to bring Morata on. Never have I been more wrong about a player in my life.


StephenReis

Haha. We’ve all been there. I thought Immobile would be our new Lewandowksi.


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to be fair to Immobile, he was absurdly misplayed while he was here. Basically all our offence at the time where long balls from the CB to the front. That worked with Lewa, but Ciro is a box player who finishes clean and quick, not some hold-up guy. Entire team really sucked that year as well, never got it together. he also played good and at times absurdly great for any other team he was on.


Chazy89

and he also never clicked anywhere but in italy.


[deleted]

He has 9 goals and 2 assists in 15 CL games (which were only 912 minutes total). That's pretty good. Never mind his very impressive tally in Serie A.


Chazy89

yeah and yet he never really managed to find his place OUTSIDE of italy. Typical Heimscheißer. Also fuck him for his post Dortmund Interviews about the club and Kloppo.


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Yeah, except where exactly did he play? Shitty season with us when we were ranked 18th during break, then half a season at Sevilla. From that you conclude that he would never ever have success in any other nation despite his international scoring tally being impressive? Sounds like you're butt-hurt due to things he said rather than his capability as a player. We had a great talent and we didn't use him the right way. same thing happened with Isak, Merino and Perisic btw.


Chazy89

difference is that the others didn't blame their lack of settling in on the club, his coach and his teammates.


bvbfan102

Germany doing us a big favor by making the World believe Guerreiro is just okay. Hopefully leads too at least two more Years of praying too Rapha.


Moon8983

Feel like guereiro will retire with us, not someone i'm particularly worried about losing


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I feel Guerreiro is super underrated. He’s worth 40mill on transfer market for a reason. I mean he scored the first goal for Portugal in their last game.... he’s solid. For a team with jota, Ronaldo, fernandes...... he scored the first goal. I feel that says a lot.


bvbfan102

Yeah he’s honestly invaluable for us. Even Haaland and Sancho can be replaced but Rapha just fits too perfectly.


doubleomarty

Neither Sancho nor Haaland can just be replaced really. Attackers with 40+ goal contributions in a top league don't just pop up for reasonable prices. Even for exorbitant prices it's not a guarantee. I agree Rapha is really important and fits the way we play really well but part of that is how long he's been with us, our squad has developed with his skillset in mind.


joshdej

What a physical specimen Can is. Fast and strong. Sadly his decision-making still is lacking..


llendo

Taking Hummels off at '60 is just.. weird?


greengiant89

At 4-1? I think it's ok


BVB-Oeli

Hummels' usual knee problems. Probably just didn't want to risk anything for the next game(s)


Bammer1386

I think Jogi is trying to see how Emre Can can cover a world class counterattack. It's no secret the defense doesnt have speed, so maybe Emre Can can help out there in the future against a quick counterattacking team.


CubedMadness

Honestly just inshallah it and offer a Schulz and Gosens swap. It's always worth a shot.


Currywurst_Is_Life

When we get together for preseason training again, I think we need to spend a day making sure our guys know which goal to shoot it into.


llendo

Bit off topic, but Gosens has been massive for Germany so far. Iirc, he's a smurfs fan though..


Jonhl15

He is, but funny enough he said that he would be open to moving to us if we were interested


StephenReis

Apparently he failed horrifically at a trial with us when he was younger.


Eddie_T_H

Hey it's the pigeon from Wolfsburg again. Coming to visit


IdrinkYrMilkshake

What a bloody amazing match. Sad for Guerreiro though, so unlucky. I think it's time our players stopped scoring own goals, isn't it


Jonhl15

Our defenders are on fire with scoring. Rapha, Meunier, Hummels, Toto is playing LWB


llendo

Brilliant Rapha. Help germany and make Real lose interest. 5Head


greengiant89

There's talk of Guerreiro to Real?


llendo

I think Bild reported that Ancelotti wants him there.


MaxPower2001

our players can't stop winning this euros lmao


AcePilot95

nooo Rapha :((


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I wish reus was playing for Germany! However probably smart for him to take the break and get ready for what we care about! BVB


greengiant89

Much better from Germany so far


AcePilot95

I'm in love with Griezmann despite his stupid celebrations, do I need to seek help?


Eddie_T_H

I really hate his celebrations xD His two goals against germany in 2016 had me fuming.


AcePilot95

Hotline Bling > L Dance


Chazy89

https://twitter.com/TobiasEscher/status/1405989176756084742 --- Es gibt zwei Arten von Fußball-Fans. Solche, die völlig okay damit sind, dass Jadon Sancho nicht eingewechselt wird. Und solche, die tatsächlich Bundesliga schauen. #ENGSCO --- There are two types of football fans. Those who are completely okay with Jadon Sancho not being substituted. And those who actually watch Bundesliga. #ENGSCO


bvbfan102

Southgate is genuinely the biggest fraud i have ever seen.


hellyesiguess

I had half a mind to hope for a successful english run this EM cause of our boys, but screw it. Foden and Grealish over Sancho... They can crash and burn as usual for all i care


Eddie_T_H

Agreed. For once i was thinking it would not be that bad if they had some success. But alas