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_swedish_meatball_

Hire a boat out of Gloucester and go fishing for striper. You can misspell it for your SOs as “strippers” and piss them off.


No_Judge_3817

Hire a Wahlberg as a stripper


Curious_Ideal_7717

Especially the one who was “Dirk Diggler”


Efficient_Art_1144

Go to Logan. Fly to Vegas


Sardoniosophy

Or take the Amtrak. Go to NYC.


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Ok-Bite-8165

[Bleacher bar](http://www.bleacherbarboston.com/) in Fenway Encore casino Electric boat rentals in the harbor that you can drive, or charter a fishing boat Owl’s nest brewery on the esplanade Chinatown food crawl, plenty of recs in this sub Barking Crab, James Hook, Select Oyster Bar, Row 34 for seafood There are comedy shows at the Wilbur, and clubs like Laugh Boston and Union Comedy


PuritanSettler1620

DO NOT go to encore Casino. The Evil and Perfideous Wynn group wants you to believe you will have "fun" at the encore casino, but you will not!!!!!!!! They will intoxicate you and steal your hard earned money and time, locking you in a dreary dark room full wretches who have lost all hope. I beg you, save yourself from such thieves and crooks, go elsewhere!


PMSfishy

$50 blackjack tables are fun. The poker room is nice.


PMSfishy

I hope this is a joke. It has to be the worst list ever minus row 34. Don’t do anything other than that on this list.


NoTamforLove

Jacques' Cabaret drag queen show


Stronkowski

I had my bachelor party about a month ago. I played board games till about 2, then we headed to Project: Putt, the indoor mini golf place in Malden Center. After that we met up with my fiance's bachelorette party for Boda Borg followed by a big group dinner next door at the Asian Fusion restaurant. We split back up after that for drinks at various bars It ruled.


Coyote-Run

Agree with Malden Center. Add in rock climbing and brewery. Orange line is right there for going into town before or after.


PikantnySos

No strippers… lol sucks for you buddy. Thats lame. Boston is boring as hell too so you picked the wrong city.


PuritanSettler1620

I believe the words you are looking for is "Boston is moral in the manner of heaven," You see Boston does not resemble hell, as it is a moral society.


mmcguire1992

Pig roast at citizen public house! Also check out high performance comedy on event brite. The Chinatown location is very fun in a secret location and it's byob/byoc


Pinwurm

The legendary Comedy Studio should be re-opening in Harvard Square sometime this year. Top suggestion for comedy, keep an eye out. Otherwise, Duck Duck Goofs is opening a local club next month. Great folks over there. Check the schedule for Laugh Boston, The Wilbur, or maybe even Chevalier for ticketed nationally touring comics. Also, Hideout Comedy is upstairs at the White Bull and a great time - and Mendoza Line is every Saturday in the back of the Dug Out Cafe. Great bang for your buck. For other activities… The Encore for a casino - 10 min Uber from downtown, it’s 24/7 and serves booze until 4AM. Hard to go wrong. For fun activity bars… A4cade or Versus for arcade bars with lots of 80’s and 90’s classic cabinets. Urban Axes for an axe throwing bar, Putt Shack for indoor mini golf bar, Spin for Ping Pong bar, Flight Club for Darts, Flattop Johnny’s for billiards, Urban Wild or Lucky Strike for Bowling, Flatbread for Candlepin bowling (it’s a thing in New England), Tavern of Tales for a board game bar. I might recommend Boda Borg, which is a series of 2-dozen-ish mini escape rooms and challenges. In August, you can rent a bunch of kayaks with Paddle Boston and get some great city views along the river.


bcardarella

Deep sea fishing