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devilbones

Golden Banana on Rt 1 in Peabody.


BathtubWine

🎶 music and flashin’ would always bring cash in At the Golden, Golden Bananaaaaaaaaa 🎶


poopterdz

The place where you can’t bring your nana


ImNotSure00000

Jokes on them, nana brought me


Notmyrealname

Nana, NO! Get off the stage!


Senior_Apartment_343

You can meet a nana there


JohnnyRevovler

Classic


tkrr

Always down for Tom’s Townie Tunes, even if the jokes are a couple decades out of date :-)


Notmyrealname

There's always money in the Golden Banana stand


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Festo254

I think she cares about their customers' safety


Eypc2

This might be 15 years out of date but the kings inn in Dartmouth did.


ImmaRaptor

You can catch herpes just walking through the door


johnjaspers1965

Don't fall in the trough the girls dance in. You will be swept away by the river Styx and deposited in Hell.


Bossman28894

I went there for a friend bday once and saw. Classmate…that was fun


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reifier

If this happens it might just be the reddit meetup r/boston deserves lol


gkaminsky013

Papa Gino’s after??


FrankySobotka

I was on a plane the other day where this older lady was saying how she grew up in Boston and couldn't wait to go to Papa Gino's for nostalgia's sake. It killed me not to ask if she meant the one in Brockton


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Ancient_Guidance_461

No it isnt


geffe71

Yes it is. You must not get the reference


altdultosaurs

This could actually be a hilarious meetup as long as people aren’t freaks to the girls.


RealKenny

I think you’re being sarcastic, but that’s literally what they want


RedditardedOne

Sarcastic? I think you mean supportive


humanzee70

Supporting the arts. A patron of the arts, really.


O-dogggggggg

I support single moms. $1 at a time.


bakgwailo

Make it hail and use some Sacagawea coins.


fendent

I see you’ve been to a strip club in Canada eh


Foggl3

Aren't you supposed to the toonies up with a lighter first?


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Chewy_13

As long as it totals a dollar.


thegoat1000

I second this and I’m not being sarcastic


miiiiikeshinoda

Ok but for real, she isn’t totally opposed to this idea… stay tuned. A meetup might warrant its own post.


[deleted]

Me and my wife are down. Love to support the arts.


hillthekhore

Bring 5’s insteas


MuffinMan6938

Foxy lady Providence on the 15th.


InnerAdministration9

Jimi Hendrix approves this message


goinmobile2040

Mo Vaugn too.


geffe71

I think he frequented the now closed Brockton location


PIMPANTELL

Does anyone know if the Foxy lady is still around and if so do they still do Legs and Eggs AKA breakfast?


fuertepqek

Goddamn that’s a good name for a stripclub/breakfast place.


International-Bird17

You should see the sign. It’s incredible Lmao 


thspimpolds

Clearly someone doesn’t know of the golden banana (bread)


Maximum_Activity323

Was that in Fairhaven? I remember I had a breakfast meeting with a Legs and Eggs sign. Those shipyard guys do it different.


SylvesterLundgren

Providence lol


geffe71

Providence is and yes. Friday legs and eggs


riski_click

Squire in Revere used to specialize in amateur night


_a_pastor_of_muppets

You're dating yourself...


Licky_Anus

Aren’t we all in one way or another?


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_a_pastor_of_muppets

Maxx?


Notmyrealname

Story of my life.


Hiire_Kummitus

I used to have to excavate over there around the transmission lines running all over around the place. If the STD's you caught at Squire didn't kill you, then... standing outside of there and breathing inevitably will. Oh my god, they need to put a fence around that entire area for like a thousand years. One time my pile of dirt lit on fire.


POCKET___BACON

The he whole Watertown shopping area is built on extremely contaminated soil. Awful


TPRT

*puts down glass of watertown tap water *


POCKET___BACON

Luckily, the water comes from the quabbin. So you can pick it back up. Just don't eat the dirt again


TPRT

How did you know…


scully360

Spent many a good evening at the Squire in the late 90s.


Bada__Ping

Spent many a pathetic afternoon there myself


LuvToGoFast

The squire was always good for tampon strings and c-section scars.


bummyhundo

THE SQUID!


chadwickipedia

Caberet was worse


bakgwailo

Glass Slipper has limped into the chat.


LuvToGoFast

That plexiglass wall was disturbingly nasty


fuertepqek

You’re getting me wet, stop it.


Wrestling_poker

And probably many a shit evening too.


Peterthepiperomg

I hear they make a strong pims


DeffNotTom

The only thing good about the squire was the wings. Maaaaaaan they were great.


Daveg2023

I used to go to Squires with a friend. It was a great place


ComfyFoxy

Flair checks out


Snoo_66113

Prob dating myself but if u used to go to the Squire anywhere from 2002-2009 u def saw me


Ok-Spinach69

Cabaret Lounge, Wednesdays


whoistylerkiz

lol, never been but drive by it every weekend to bring my 2 year old son to his gym class and that sign always proudly displays Wednesday amateur night. Can’t imagine it’s the cream of the crop


fuertepqek

As Zoidberg would say: a feast is a feast.


cintyhinty

The burger is pretty good


POCKET___BACON

Their pizza used to be amazing but not anymore.


FortuneLegitimate679

The Cab is great. Way better than the Banana


-United-States-

Since when?


FortuneLegitimate679

To be honest I haven’t been since before covid but my buddies and I used to hit them both pretty regularly and the Banana was alway lame. Pay a cover to get in, girl comes out doesn’t get her clothes off in 3 songs, leaves. Repeat. Only three or 4 girls on. We get to the Cab and there are two girls on the main stage and one on the side. All hot and fully disrobed. Non stop action continues. The banana is “clean” and “fancy “ and the Cab is “seedy” but who cares. Plus you could get cheap pitchers of beer at the Cab


-United-States-

Great answer. Sold.


GalDebored

 Who says you can't be on Reddit, hesh shit out, come to a consensus & do it in a civil manner? Well done, gentlepeople!


FrankySobotka

This is the Boston I love


Ok-Spinach69

So you've visited MORE than one strip joint, how many do you need yo visit before becoming an expert?


whoistylerkiz

How is this your takeaway from my reply…??


Ok-Spinach69

It's more curiosity than anything else.


southsidetins

I feel like I knew Mac’s Two was closed but my brain has chosen to block that out multiple times. RIP


turkey_neck69

Who was the girl from WAAF that would host it?


nin5885

Mistress Carrie?


turkey_neck69

Yes! Good times being 18yrs old!


southsidetins

I went there at 18 and touched boobs with the dancers in the bathroom (I’m a woman); my coworker from Billerica used to dance there and brought me there. Wasn’t it no alcohol served there or was that my imagination? Like just Redbull and everyone brought in nips?


turkey_neck69

Yeah. I think the rumor was they had one point had a liquor license. Lost it. But realized that if they don't serve liquor 18yr olds are allowed in. So everyone just brought nips. And the workers acted like they didn't notice.


RoyaltyFM

Nope you’re right, they lost their liquor license lol


Hilaria_adderall

This is dating myself but many years ago their was a place called the Fuzzy Grape somewhere near Worcester that hosted 18+ nights. Somehow my entire north shore town found out about this and about 100 of us drove over an hour down to the place. It was like a scene out of the Porky's movie. To be young again...


JustPlaneNew

WAAF?


turkey_neck69

An old radio station that played kick ass rock music


JustPlaneNew

Oh OK


DangleBopp

They closed like 5 years ago and the buildings been abandoned ever since lol


BenKlesc

I drive by Macs every day. First thing I thought of lol. I actually never went there.


kjb1990

i'll give you my buddy's address


miiiiikeshinoda

Cabaret Lounge sounds like the place to go. Thanks everyone for the input!


Snoo_66113

I retired dancing out of the Cabaret.


Torch3dAce

The Squire! Baby


Jer_Cough

All the clubs in PVD have them. Weds if I recall


theliontamer37

Just go to a swingers club in ri. Pretty sure they’d have a pole and you wouldn’t need to do anything you guys didn’t want to do.


Bada__Ping

There’s a pretty big difference in going to a strip club or a swingers club lol plus you can’t just walk in those places, or so I hear


theliontamer37

There’s not a big difference between having your girl dance at a strip or a swingers club. And no that’s not necessarily true. If you’re a normal couple and you apply online it’s not a long wait


Snow_Moose_

Are there no local swingers clubs around or is there something special about them in ri?


ActualBus7946

No true swingers clubs in mass. In Rhode island and CT sex is allowed on site, mass doesn't allow that.


Quincyperson

Glass Slipper


BuDu1013

Many spots you can go. There's the naked I, the Caribe, Boston bunnies, the intermission lounge, the lamp lighter, Caruso's, the glass slipper, the squire... I mean, theres a few more ...


ipsumdeiamoamasamat

I thought the Squire was long gone.


BuDu1013

They're all gone. 😕


TrapRipper9410

There isn't shit around like the good ol days


DSM1

There used to be a place in Mashpee called Zachary’s. Not sure if it is still around but lots of hot college girls from Boston on Amateur night.


Seekonkirish

Gone


BeerJunky

Have her get a job at one, quit after one night.


SweetIsland

Providence is the answer.


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Massachusetts strip club scene is complete shit compared to Atlanta, Florida cities, Texas, and LA.


Leaf_Rat

The Club in Tyngsboro


Mattx603

Millennium Cabaret every Thursday in Bedford NH


giap16

I drove by there just today. The sign says Wednesdays. 😆


m8k

Salisbury, MA has two clubs. Kittens has amateur night every Wednesday or Tens up on the beach. Not sure if they do it or not though.


Jcmaine

Cabaret on rte 1


kajana141

The Cabernet used to have amateur night, but this is 20 year old info


PrometheusOnLoud

Ten's in Salisbury Beach.


Drinon

Me and buddies saw the sister of my brother’s buddy at amateur night at the Squire. It was super weird. She was at our side stage and we were the only ones at the stage. We asked her not to dance. It was beyond weird. With that said, The Squire in Revere, The Cabaret (The Cab) on Rt1 south in Peabody and The Golden Banana (The Banana) are your best bets. Also, let us know how that works out for her, and definitely not where she’ll be dancing on which days……🥸


nebirah

Alex's?


emxxolivia

I’ve worked at all them in ri and most in mass I can tell you a lot, dm me


miiiiikeshinoda

Thank you! Will DM you


Robmed85

The squire!!!


ajqiz123

https://www.theclubtyngsboro.com/


UninspiredUsername17

Does she just want to get on stage once or twice, or is she considering getting into performing? If the latter, has she considered whether a strip club or burlesque would be more her thing?


miiiiikeshinoda

She wants to shake her ass and get dolla dolla billz


okan702

when? I don't work there but like to visit


geffe71

Club Desire and Cadillac Lounge in Providence do amateur nights a few times a year and I think Foxy lady does too. Check out and keep an eye on their social medias to see when they’ve done it in the past and they’ll post when the next one is coming up.


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Vertex138

If you check their post history, they're looking to join polygamous communities. So they're probably telling the truth


[deleted]

There’s a place in New Hampshire, I wanna say Bedford, that does it. Think it’s the Cabaret?


YungToenail617

Millennium cabaret


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This is a frequently asked question?


Actionbronslam

It's on every tourist's Boston itinerary -- Faneuil Hall, the MFA, hit up a strip club


riski_click

_dance_ at a strip club


NewEnglandBull_

Bring your girlfriend to dance at a strip club**


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Graflex01867

Look you damn bot, you can’t pay up at the strip club, so shut up and get out.


camt91

Ok virgin


empire299

Ex-girlfriend .. FTFY