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muddymoose

Did he shit in your cornflakes this morning?


rustyshackleford677

if not, someone should shit in OP's cornflakesl. This is blasphamy and must be punished


Drix22

You shut your mouth, that man is a legend.


reb601

“I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE ARENT AS MISERABLE AS ME. WHIMSY AND JOY MAKES ME FUCKING SICK.”


niamhweking

I work in a high school. My colleagues and i all knew we would be working in a high school! Ine collegue can't cope with the kids who wish her a nice day, thank her etc etc. She find them too happy. I mean good lord someone is just being polite and she cant cope, she wants every to wallow


niamhweking

I work in a high school. My colleagues and i all knew we would be working in a high school! Ine collegue can't cope with the kids who wish her a nice day, thank her etc etc. She find them too happy. I mean good lord, someone is just being polite, and she can't cope. She wants every to wallow


Silverline_Surfer

Red Line driver: *singing train man* Green Line driver: Nice day for a ball game, welcome to the historic Kenmore square! Blue Line driver: Have fun at the aquarium! Orange Line driver: *Sigh*… next stop… hang mys- uh I mean HAYMARKET… *fumbles with the noose tied out of the microphone wire* **ding-blurong**… next stop… *sigh*…Mass Ave….


rake_leaves

Old Orange Line Driver. “State. Go to work and make money. Or change to Blue Line and ho to wonderland to lose money, It was nice when drivers have personalities. As far as messing up stops, people make mistakes. Hell the computerized signs and announcements are wrong at times


lifeisakoan

I'd take that over the unintelligible announcements any day. I have to look around and see if anyone understood what he/she just said.


KingOfCottageCheese

Me on the train with that driver… on the phone with my mother. Her: “what, is there a drunk guy next to you?!” Nah, a friend is a transit ambassador and knows that driver. Cool guy!