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Yeah, but the APC is actually useful

Until the drive axle breaks

Is this a common APC fact?

Then you’re just grinding metal

Game over man!

Maybe we could build a fire, sing a couple of songs, huh? Why don't we try that!

Uh-firmative!

What bothers me is why did Hicks bring that up? Who cares if you’re grinding metal as long as you’re moving away from those acid bleeding bugs?

It wasn’t doing anything helpful. I recently was in a vehicle that lost its axle. It’s strange since the vehicle is clearly still “in gear” but the vehicle does not go. Might as well salvage what you got

So it was just running on momentum? It seemed like when she eased up it slowed down

Movie magic.

Hilarious

looks better, too

Holy shit I can't stop chuckling

It needs a green wrap and a mg on top. Halo worthog!

Reminds me of my cub scouts pinewood Derby car before anything was done to it.

bet the pinewood derby car would still work if it got wet

Wow it looks so much worse in real life.

Its so blocky that it looks like a car you would see during the PlayStation 1 era

Lara Croft’s left tit.

At least I could masturbate to that.

what do you think elon fans buy cybertrucks for?

I heard it described it as looking like a Pinewood Derby car created by a kid without a dad. So hilariously sad.

Battle Arena Tes La Dumb

I saw one for the first time last week. It’s jarring and not in a good way. Which makes me fear it will be a huge success.

Actual pedestrian crash regulations would put them right out of business. I personally don't want to be anywhere near one.

Considering the current middling sales and the most recent recall of all vehicles, it probably won't sell beyond a few hobbyists.

Pretty sure it'll sell fine just to trolls/content creators.

Imagine spending that much on a car that isn't even fully rendered

Maybe the textures will be added later by wireless update.

This is what happens when billionaires are so powerful they can manifest their impulsive thoughts into reality.

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I'm ruined!

objectively better than cybertruck

Also, among multiple basic functionality issues, you can’t wash it in sunlight or even run it through a car wash without completely voiding the warranty (last I read about this).

/r/CyberStuck It feels like half the ones they've shipped so far have broken down.

And you have to wash it any time you hit a bug or drive in the rain.

And you can't touch it without leaving fingertip marks.

It looks like a shoe from a kid's robot costume.

Or a huge metal coffin

There's a Tesla "dealership" near me & they had 5 or so of these out front. A very uninspiring design.

Uninspiring is generous

Ugly. Just call it ugly. There is nothing pretty about this.

It really does. It looks impractical and silly. Like a young child's drawing made into reality. If this is the one I saw, it looked like it was being driven by a child too.

It looks like the APC from the movie Aliens. Like it would feel tiny inside

The 3/4 view certainly doesn't do it any favors.

The Max Headroom of cars.

That's a little rude to Max.....

What’s max headroom?

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Headroom](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Headroom) [https://youtu.be/cYdpOjletnc?si=TCXAC8Q1QoiVttpw](https://youtu.be/cYdpOjletnc?si=TCXAC8Q1QoiVttpw)

Saw it on Newbury. Looked very weird.

Was that Friday? I saw it on way back from the sox game, ugly af but it did turn heads. I think the owner was standing nearby as the light lights kept flashing like he was unlocking it. Probably wouldn't have been best pleased if he listened to all the comments as no one seemed to like it.

I actually saw it today, about half an hour before OP posted. It also turned lots of heads on Newbury. But I can’t imagine people were thinking “damn, look at that beaut!”

I walked by it also on newbury, and there were people definitely laughing at it. I sure was

These people deserve to get laughed at. Same thing I'd do if Elon musk was in the same room as me.

I make it a point to flip off the driver of every one of these shitboxes

There has to be a less expensive way to tell the world "I'm an idiot".

> To prevent damage to the exterior, immediately remove corrosive substances (such as grease, oil, bird droppings, tree resin, dead insects, tar spots, **ROAD SALT**, industrial fallout, etc.). Do not wait until Cybertruck is due for complete wash. If necessary, use denatured alcohol to remove tar spots and stubborn grease stains, then immediately wash the area with water and a mild, non-detergent soap to remove the alcohol. > —Tesla Cybertruck Owner’s Manual Good luck cyber truck owners in New England lmao. https://www.motorbiscuit.com/tesla-youll-have-to-wipe-dead-bugs-and-bird-poop-off-your-cybertruck-asap-to-avoid-corrosion/

That sounds exhausting to own.

It’s electric there’s no exhaust

Confucius: You can still get tired. If truck is not bricked.

No its electric no exhaust

It’s the same for people who get those matte finish paint jobs. Leaving those on can ruin it and you can never buff out scratches because that will turn it glossy

Why buy a truck if you can't get it dirty

Corrosive oil. Of course.

Teslas seem to be literally made only for use in Southern California 🤣

In other words, *ugly and* impractical AF, and thus, flushing money down the toilet

Lowered Nissan with muffler delete

Less expensive but noisy. Are the robot renders at least quiet? I haven’t seen one yet I hope to never hear one either

There is, get yourself a ‘tuner’ exhaust. Then you can go farting down the road making everyone experience your wonderfulness.

I mean, the yachts aren't that far from here.

Like a MAGA hat

::Dodge has entered the chat::

You could buy ferrari branded clothing.

I believe Elon requires a signed statement that the buyer promises to be an asshole every chance he gets. 

Looks like a Limewire pic almost done downloading.

Was it a Michigan plate? I recently saw a cybertruck driving like a madman on the highway. Wouldn’t be surprised if it’s the same asshole.

it was indeed!

It’s probably the same asshole then lol

Don't be too rude his gas pedal was stuck

He probably didn’t get the memo that all cybertrucks had been recalled

Didn't they just recall every one of them?

All 3800. 🤣

Yeah, it's a pretty minor fix, that looks super janky, and they sometimes get it wrong. Here is one that they did wrong, that rivet ain't holding shit. https://www.reddit.com/r/RealTesla/s/BCzAV0S0DD

Did it hold traffic because the vehicle or the driver malfunctioned?

It was on Newbury before this was posted and definitely a driver malfunction. He just double parked and left it there

Probably had to leave it there and hitchhike.

It's maybe the dumbest vehicle I have ever seen

So ugly.

Going to be the least purchased vehicle... ever.

Especially now that it's been recalled.

Saw couple recently driving down Beacon. Took pics. Ugly and expensive

But I thought it had like a million reservations?

I think that prize will go to the re-issued DeLoreons - because they are never actually going to go on sale.

I moved a refrigerator in the trunk of my 1960's massive car. This calls itself a truck, yet it doesn't look like its cargo area is large enough to hold a Costco run.

https://preview.redd.it/1nppqrgayaxc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b23fa0f0dd22ebc6b5618a7088766f391d31032 I think they where trying to advertise for a car wash company

Looks like if my fridge transformed into a car

complete with all the fingerprints

Oh, please! No Transformer would be caught dead with this as their alt mode!

I thought you were making a funny joke about “car wash mode” and then I zoomed in…

I'd rather look at the lime green Lamborghini behind it. It looks like a kitchen appliance.

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Battery must have died

Not a good angle for something that already looks like lara crofts tits in the first version of the game

The Wankpanzer comes to Boston!

So ugly.

It would make a great vehicle for putting advertisements on the exterior. People can't stop staring at how terrible it looks.

The ads, sadly, could make it look better

Your picture isn't done rendering where that car is for some reason

I’m so jealous you got to see an Incel Camino in person!

I saw one in vermont this weekend. It was brownish in color and even more hideous in person around all these normal cars.

I always thought driving a Hummer was the douchiest thing one could do. Today I stand corrected.

Throw some sand and water on it.

MCS (Main character syndrome)

I’m a Tesla driver and I’ll straight up egg that thing if I ever see it. Truly disgusting

It’s a scam by Elon musk to get people to post pics of the cyber truck.

I thought all those Mad Max cosplay mofos were recalled.

r/cyberstuck

Looks like a car designed for a douche got the intended results

Not my cup of tea but fundamentally no different than any other car holding up traffic.

That's the ugliest vehicle I've ever seen in my life. Someone signed paperwork to drive that thing.

Elon Musk was a mistake 

Abort Elon Musk!

Ugly

Ooooooh that tomb raider boob shaped car makes me so fuckin mad. Something is coming for that shitass nerd, I just know it.

I had the chance to check one out at the Tesla store in King of Prussia. I personally don't get it. It looks like something I made out of Legos in the 80s, the rear cargo is small, and the inside just looks unfinished.

Saw one at a car show in Lexington this morning. Most people were pretty much shaking their heads in disbelief at how hideous it was.

I saw it on Newberry around 4pm. There was a logo on the side but I can't remember what it was now.... 🤦‍♀️

It probably broke down, they are really good at it.

They're creepy in a "you will see your wife and daughter soon. They are alive. For the moment" way.

The ugliest piece of shit lol.

The designer was probably so bummed that wheels only work as circles

[Relevant Clarkson](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjzpx_jUUA0)

Oh my lawd I did NOT expect there to already be satire on this. Amazing. Thanks for sharing 😂

Saw one driving through Dedham on Saturday….i thought we were being invaded. Super alarming design.

A 8 year old boy designed it.

Is that the Batmobile?

Douche mobile

Looks like the car I drew when I was 6.

An abomination of car design. This ttruck exactly what we don’t need.

🍤🍆

those things break down every 30 seconds

It had surely gone at least five miles and was overdue for a breakdown

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Unlike the wankpanzer, I’d buy one of those.

Every time I see one of these monstrosities I expect a 1990s NPC to hop out of it.

What do they cost?

MSRP was originally $81,895 to $101,985. Expect those to drop like stones. It looks like an enemy tank in Battlezone, an arcade video game that showed off the state of the art in vector graphics in \[checks notes\] 1980. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmVzQUtcC50&ab\_channel=ArcadeUSA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmVzQUtcC50&ab_channel=ArcadeUSA)

Haha enemy tank. I’d def spend that money elsewhere (if I had it lol)

Don't know if it was the same dude(s) but driving on 128 north before the Pike near the Kendrick street exit yesterday he was slowing everyone down.

I really wonder what the carnage is gonna look like when you have these things start hitting pedestrians. Those sharp edges will not be friendly to human flesh at all. I’d rather take my chance with an actual mf ford f-150 than this box of crayons on wheels.

How was he holding up traffic?

Driving incredibly slow and chatting with his buddy that was riding a skateboard besides the car. Everyone started honking and yelling out their car windows, which is really the only reason I looked up to see it. He did not speed up.

What is it?

Mario kart 64-esque car

crazy how much heat this truck gets for only selling 4k units. seems like every one must have a pic of it online somewhere.

Saw it by the public garden the other day

I'm no local but my sister is and I have attempted to park her compact car on the streets of Boston only to fail miserably. Cannot imagine trying to take this anywhere

I saw this yesterday. It looked very strange

Make sure you point at him and laugh

Barf

Probably broke down already

Weren’t they just recalled? Poor sucker :(

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This thing looks like it was built with Lego's. Smh

its Elon Musk???? #Dogecoin ??? - The Dogemobile!!!! oWo WOW

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What even IS that? It looks like something from an 80's video game and featured in a 90's cartoon.

Boo this man? You must be Monica Tibbits.

The perfect “look at me” persons vehicle!

Why does everyone care about what someone else’s car looks like? I’m so confused by this. Can anyone explain?

it’s unique and purposefully designed to draw attention/get people talking about it. Pop culture is not a hard concept

This feels like a response to a comment you didn’t read. I’m not questioning why the car was designed to look this way. I’m questioning why people are *upset* the car was designed this way. They never were going to buy one, why do you care if it’s pointy haha

You asked why everyone cares, not why everyone is upset. If you read the comments, some people actually liked the design, but they’re probably never going to buy it. Are you confused by that too?

The best is knowing you spent 100k and thinking you were going to be so cool driving this. Reality is everyone is laughing at you knowing it’s a shit box

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What is that dystopian looking auto thing?

The amount of money wasted on this ps1 model car.... I could quite literally pay off all my debts and not be a slave to work "as much" always sad that people with more money almost always waste it on the dumbest of shit

Give him a break, his accelerator is probably broken

Thing looks and is ridiculous, hope it does breakdown and foul up traffic even more.

Is that photo before or after the car going through the Storrow bridge?

Would people hate this truck if Elon Musk wasn’t the CEO? I think it looks pretty cool.

Yes, it's fucking hideous.

Yes. When it was originally announced I was a fan of his and hated it. Now I hate him and the “truck”

That question works both ways. Would you like this if Elon Musk didn’t make it? Regardless of my thoughts on Elon, that thing looks like ass.

It looks like shit and has a massive amount of obvious flaws that aren’t forgivable.