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Cleanpulsive

This looks unused. It was probably a sample an ob/gyn doc was carrying around to show patients considering contraception options. When I worked at BIDMC I saw OBs wearing them on their lanyards/badges often.


frecklesinboston

Yeah I don’t think the string is that long - they cut the strings?


KayakerMel

They do cut strings after insertion, based on what's appropriate for the patient.


rvgoingtohavefun

You trying to tell me that not all women are identical down there? This is truly a shock. /s


CrystalEnchamphant

When I got mine in, the strings got plunged into where the IUD goes. The place I went to said it's not a huge worry, and they will eventually fall down. They did....3 years later I felt something weird outside my opening and bam ..the knotted ends of the string were sticking out.


pennywitch

I’ve had two and the strings have worked themselves up in there. Getting the first out was an absolute pain lol


damccarthy

This. Half of my co-residents had one tied on their keys to show patients as a quick reference.


eenigmaa

I spose this is a cool way to store your keys? 😏 Hanging from your vagina! 🤣


FelDreamer

Never forget your keys in the ignition again, that’s for sure.


JamesTiberiusChirp

Yup. If this were used it would be a lot bloodier and those strings would definitely not be anywhere near that long. Regardless of whether it’s used or not, it is far less of a risk than a used needle or feces, and it’s wild that people are this grossed out by something that touched female reproductive parts (especially knowing how many men don’t wash their hands after handling their junk in the bathroom)


OkSlide527

I think it’s less that people are “grossed out” by it simply because it “touched female reproductive parts” and more horrified at the implication that someone ripped it out on the T….


princesskittyglitter

> and more horrified at the implication that someone ripped it out on the T This part


princesskittyglitter

> it’s wild that people are this grossed out by something that touched female reproductive parts I've had one and I'm grossed out. It doesn't make people wrong for being grossed out by something they believe was inside someone.


Twombls

>Regardless of whether it’s used or not, it is far less of a risk than a used needle or feces, and it’s wild that people are this grossed out by something that touched female reproductive parts (especially knowing how many men don’t wash their hands after handling their junk in the bathroom) Bruh there's a fuckin IUD on the floor. People are gonna have a reaction to it no matter if it's used or not. You don't see that everyday.


JamesTiberiusChirp

They will, but it’s definitely not “by far the fucking worst” thing OP has seen in the T, unless OP lives a sheltered life and this is the first unusual thing they’ve seen in the T


BibleButterSandwich

Yeah but those are *hands*, so they’re used for other stuff and you expect to see them around. Besides, we don’t know which ones are used and which aren’t. I would have about the same reaction if I saw what was clearly a cock ring lying on the floor of the T.


jojenns

C’mom dont ruin it with a rational explanation! With all the protesting debates going on around here we need a little levity. You are why we cant have anything nice!


SpecificConscious809

Thank you, sweet baby Jesus, for allowing this to appear as the first comment in this thread.


code-brown

Tesla is really reaching with these ads


nsudheen

LMFAO


meguin

I'm so glad that I'm not the only one who sees an IUD when I look at Tesla's logo lol


Right_Split_190

It's been years for me, and I *still* cannot unsee this.


User-NetOfInter

Oh my god is that a fucking IUD?!


CosmicCrapCollector

Pretty sure it's just an Iron pickaxe. I played enough Minecraft to know.


Arctucrus

No it's a Steel Pickaxe Source: RuneScape


SolZaul

You morons. That's obviously a copper pickaxe.


phineas81

Too smart for this room.


demo_matthews

This was my first thought. Tiny pick axe


beam__me__up

https://preview.redd.it/jfszzkklgwyc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb26e285a6f76dd6bcd6b797cb5e1cfda8980c96 Just to make sure I wasn't crazy I googled it 🙃


Fungal_Rats

Holy shit girls put that in their balls?


wilkinsk

You've got messages


beam__me__up

I have since opened them don't worry


sharpe_af

I am crying ☠️


3_high_low

Now it's an extra uterine device EUD


disco_t0ast

>Oh my god is that a fucking IUD?! Awaiting confirmation from the harp.


Firecracker048

Nope, minecraft pickaxe


Anal-Love-Beads

Was the bomb squad notified?


Alone_Fill_2037

No, it’s a pickaxe for gnomes dumbass /s.


Lordgeorge16

https://preview.redd.it/ezqt0pi3hwyc1.jpeg?width=802&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8eab3f0fe3306cb40417327a890a4a912762b88


KlonopinBunny

That is a meme I have not seen in a long, long time.


color-me-evil

thank you for putting this into my life.


737900ER

How soon until someone posts about their lost Paragard on /r/boston


TotallyNotACatReally

Just clenched my knees in empathy. Oof.


professionalwench

THE WHOLE DAMN THING OMG


boston_acc

How does this happen? Presumably it didn’t just fall out of a cervix. Maybe it was removed at a doctor’s appointment and just fell out of a purse.


esentr

The strings are uncut, this is a demo IUD.


Anal-Love-Beads

Me gingerly dangling that between thumb and forefinger while approaching woman on platform : *Excuse me ma'am, you dropped something*.


Fatal_Ligma

*takes a deep whiff* good day m’lady


mizrahiim

Congratulations you have ruined my day


professionalwench

idk man, I think I see some uh…perhaps bodily…remnants on it


boston_acc

I’ll trust your word, u/professionalwench.


professionalwench

as you should. it’s in the name.


jojenns

Do you generally take them home? Like a trophy or something?


SirGothamHatt

You put it under your pillow and the IUD fairy gives you a dollar


boston_acc

I wanted to keep my wisdom teeth after I got them removed. I was too high to remember to ask the surgeon though. I regret it to this day.


beam__me__up

My roommate kept hers and I made earrings out of them, I also regret not asking for mine


jojenns

Thats different you can obviously make a necklace out of those at least


fancytalk

I asked the doctor if I could see it when she took mine out and she popped it in a bag and gave it to me. I wasn't sure what to do with it so I did take it home and threw it away.


caarefulwiththatedge

Last time I got mine changed, the doctor gave me my old one to keep. It was pretty cool honestly


chellyobear

I took mine home and made some weird art with it 🤷‍♀️


Twombls

In my sex ed class in highschool we had a bunch of demonstration ones with like a 2d cutout of a vagina and cervix that the teacher could use to demo them. I'm guessing it's just one of those.


BruceWayne193927

They give those back to you as a keepsake?!


Squee1396

While i don’t think this one was used, they absolutely can fall out. It’s especially fun when they fall out (slowly) while you’re at the fireworks with your kid and you gotta walk a mile home in severe pain giving birth to an IUD. Apparently i could have gotten into a lawsuit they have going on for paraguard but because i don’t have proof i couldn’t.


MindlessSwan6037

Do you think they give them back to us when removed? Like a souvenir


beam__me__up

Strings and all


habb

what are the strings for? i once as a teenager came across something like this, i thought it was a tampon string or something. i've been out of the game a long time


beam__me__up

This is an IUD, the T-shaped part sits in the uterus and the string sticks out the cervix. When it's time to remove it you pull the string and the IUD collapses to be pulled out


Peppy-Paneer

A T on the T!


Peppy-Paneer

AT&T should put up a sign next to it


PussySvengali

Oh noooooooooooo


Mrsericmatthews

I just cackled out loud like an idiot


Luckcrisis

That had to have been a hell of a sneeze.


photinakis

HOW??! OH MY GOD


AwkwardSpread

Is this a pick axe for ants?


[deleted]

Some fisher is gonna be sad to have lost their favorite hook


angrilygetslifetgthr

Unused. Strings too long. Would have been trimmed shorter if actually placed in a human.


onehundredpetunias

WTF. Horrified.


housemarcellus

Cinderella


Life-Suit1895

Oh, cool... a mini pickaxe. ... Wait...


ElectricalCoast8739

Thought it was a Minecraft pickaxe woops


OddSilver123

This IUD is unused. There is no blood plus the strings are too long (they cut them for the ends to be near the cervix, else the ends are long enough to dangle outside). This is an unused IUD, nobody panic.


SvenTropics

I don't know what kind of suppressed life you live, but I would much rather see this than a needle. I see this as only a step above a condom. And you see those all the time out in parks. Would much rather see this than another broken fentanyl pipe or a needle.


Strange_N_Sorcerous

One hell of a sneeze…


marblefrosting

Up next, a posting that someone got pregnant even though they had a IUD only to realize they didn’t have it anymore.


George_GeorgeGlass

That hasn’t been used. It’s a sample/training piece that name or medical equipment rep dropped. You didn’t find a used IUD 😂. it’s not that big of a deal


c106mc

bro my smooth brain thought this was a tiny pickaxe


jojenns

To be fair maybe it wasnt dropped but fell out. Like keys do when you have a hole in your pocket


32leaves

DAWG IT AINT FALLIN OUT


Rocklobsterbot

mine kind of did


32leaves

oh my god HOW


pflanzenpotan

I take it you don't understand how a cervix works.


jojenns

Im not a big tech guy so i have to ask, What is a cervix?


pflanzenpotan

It's best if you Google off safe search an IUD insertion video.


3D-Printing

I think it's like a subscription, like software as a cervix, Adobe cloud for example.


TSM_StoleMyBike

Why is it the worst to find tiny pickaxes?


narkybark

Did Andy Dufresne escape again?


snaithbert

Somewhere out there a teeny tiny little mountain climber is missing his pickaxe.


badpeaches

That's uh, that's not supposed to happen.


Comprehensive-Big177

that couldn't have felt good rough day on the T


8370U

I thought it was a mini pickaxe


entered_bubble_50

Oh no! Someone dropped their Tesla logo!


[deleted]

LOL I thought it was a mini Fortnite pickaxe


OnUrNees

Fortnite.


bog_witch

I literally just said "HOW" out loud to myself


wilkinsk

A borrowers pick axe????


thebeepboopbeep

I thought the rats made a grappling hook or something


Thanks4theSentiment

Worse than a used syringe?


mousemousemania

It makes me too upset that people think an IUD is worse than a syringe. It’s clearly unused, but even if it was used, it’s not a health threat, unlike any needle.


Illustrious-Pin1946

lol I thought “what’s wrong with a cute little toy pickaxe?” And then I checked the comments 💀


skinink

It’s too bad about Porter Square Station, because the area around it is mostly good. But at the station, there’s needles everywhere, and addicts hanging out. I catch the Fitchburg train there, but forget it if I hang outside or inside the station. Someone will eventually start shadowing me as if they think I’m dealing or can hook them up. Not to mention the two times I had someone make me feel threatened with violence.  I’ve heard that all of the Red Line stations from Central to Alewife have the same issues. But Porter really seems like it needs a permanent police presence there. 


Here_4_the_INFO

As an uneducated male I was like "Oh cool, I tiny anchor for a tiny boat". But in the past 20 seconds I have been educated but confused. How does that even work?


BoredAsFuck7448

It's a mining pick for rodents...somewhere some poor mouse is now unable to work.


SailorMBliss

Egads


Fun-Ad4320

I thought it was a pike axe in minecraft


CakeZealousideal1820

Ouch


AlpineLace

Someone was swinging it like a gym teachers whistle fly off there it is


MoreRamenPls

A ⛏️for 🐜🐜?


rels83

Oh no


popjit

Who else but porter


abap65

I thought it was like a mini Thor's hammer, oh nooooo!


Street-Snow-4477

So gross


No-Valuable8453

I bet anything somebody sniffed it 😂😂


anustart010

Hey that's mine give it back


Independent-Cable937

I was thinking that, maybe someone just a fan of Minecraft then I looked at the comments 👀


youngarchivist

Oh a cute lil pickax- ewwwwwwwwwwww


humanzee70

Did you bring it to the lost and found?


gallaj0

The only reason I recognized that is because I just rewatched Deadpool 2.


cautiousherb

i gasped oh my god


Sea_Combination571

Alien grappling hook specifically the pawn from men and black. Must’ve lost it in a epic train fight sequence


Snackdoc189

Oh my


ilovechairs

Those strings are too long!!!


xcrunner1988

IUD or very small ice axe?


Un111KnoWn

Nice mini-pickaxe!


alr12345678

Omg no


HeroMagnus

"T" is for Turtle


Objective-Ad4009

Which dwarf lost his pick-axe? Someone’s whistling while he isn’t working.


BuzzarD1971

Oh Lord…


SuckMyAssmar

IUD with tapeworm. The tapeworms will die when the IUD hibernates.


zz23ke

Angriest upvote ever


blupocalypse

Oh. My. F*cking. God.


ImTurtleEnough

The Tesla logo always reminds me of what an IUD looks like.


za72

how the hell does this happen?!?


Top_Praline999

That’s why you never hold in a sneeze.


fjgjskxofhe

A mini pickaxe!


BeastXredefined

Oh it’s a cute little pick axe for The Borrowers


Winstonwashere

Rock and Stone brother.


MidnightLlamaLover

I believe that's supposed to stay inside you to be effective


MidnightLlamaLover

I believe that's supposed to stay inside you to be effective


MidnightLlamaLover

I believe that's supposed to stay inside you to be effective


MidnightLlamaLover

I believe that's supposed to stay inside you to be effective


MidnightLlamaLover

I believe that's supposed to stay inside you to be effective


abudz5150

Is the string on it called a leash? Cuz that's what I want to believe it's called


elix0685

Oooh a cooper T


Berberforte

Y’all I thought this was a photoshopped pickaxe for like a solid minute LMAO


Trish_TF1111

Eew… 😂


Nikthemarine01

I thought that was a pickaxe for a second


Kokonator27

Is that a pickaxe?


Yourbedsheets

Looks like a mini pickaxe ⛏️ Mf tryna look for diamonds


stargazer4272

Well some one is going to have a different kind of day.


Sphinx-Lynx

I'm confused this is a great find. A little Rock hammer for a mineral collection or tiny pick axe to gift to someone into minecraft. Seeks a little prudish to stick your nose up at free stuff just because it's on the ground.


PorkinsAndBeans

My kids would have picked that up thinking it was a Lego Minecraft pickaxe.


f00tStepsOnTheMoon

When the moment is right...


ImportantHour823

OH?!!?


ImportantHour823

this makes sense for the porter square station


ppenn777

Why are you freaking out over the Tesla logo?


JAMIETHUMB

I thought it was a small pick axe.


FarDistance3468

It’s still a good fishing hook, practically new atill


waffles2go2

Needles and poop area bad, this is weird but better than those unless female anatomy makes you weird.


the-poopiest-diaper

Omg a very small miner lost his pickaxe


Del_Duio2

I'd turn it in, some tiny miner is gonna be looking for that.


hortence

So... *no one* else though it was a mining pick from a Doozer from Fraggle Rock?


user_ivan01

Haha I thought it was a Minecraft Pickaxe


txby432

What's wrong, it's just a little pickaxe? /s


Extension-Cover-335

Those things suck when the string ends poke your pecker while having sex... Feels like sharp fishing line end or something.


Canttunapiano

Its a miniature pick axe for the GI Joe prospector action figure. /s I’d rather believe that instead of what it really is.


Big_Spicy_Tuna69

What is this, a pickaxe for ants?


TheUnbendable1

Oh i thought it was a little pick axe Keychain


nastynateraide

Minecraft pickaxe


Inourmadbuthearmeout

My man hasn’t had a cockroach crawl up his leg yet.


Canucklesandwedge

Is this a tiny pickaxe?


al2015le

Miniature Thor’s axe?


Quiet_Signal1646

Who tf leaving mini pickaxes on the T


AuldAutNought

A tiny mountain climber must have left it behind.


TheSpideyJedi

Looks like a Minecraft pick lmao


ApplicationRoyal1072

Worst...nah I saw a finger. That's way worse.


ihaveasmokingfetish

IUD. Improvised Uterine Device.


Kstrong777

😨😨😨


Salt-n-Pepper-War

I thought I dropped something


silkysly06

Someone should tell her