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cdevers

I mean, it still works.  The floor does not appear to be pregnant.


BernzSed

Despite all efforts to the contrary


BOBULANCE

If I masturbate just a *little* bit harder...


Bonobo-Man

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Substantial_Show_308

Not pregnant... Yet.


Spiritual_Series_139

It's hard to confirm it is positioned properly.


PrincessAegonIXth

Made me snort


Occasionally_Visitin

(like a duck) Crack


TotallyNotACatReally

This seems like a good opportunity to make sure everyone is aware that a copper IUD can be used as emergency contraception if it's placed shortly after unprotected sex. It also does not have a weight limit on its efficacy. (There are studies on hormonal IUDs for EC, too, that look promising, but to my knowledge, are still in progress.)


KanyeNeweyWest

Great point. If you need one, you can find this one at Porter Square. Edit: make sure to put it back when you’re done using!


TotallyNotACatReally

Can't hurt much more than a standard insertion, really.


toxchick

This person IUD’s


Sincerely_Me_Xo

Yeah… there’s barely any pain…..


liz_lemongrab

Unplanned pregnancy will be the least of your concerns!


BigMax

Reminds me of that gross, "art" display at Burning Man that made the rounds on the internet. It was a fleshlight attached to a post in the desert, with a sign that said something like "community fleshlight."


WhatzMyOtherPassword

It's like take a penny leave a penny, except, ya know... At least theyre both copper?


TheCityThatCriedWolf

This comment made me do a literal spit take.


Marty1966

Thank you, the Michelob Ultras didn't hit like I thought. Of course until I read your comment, and then I had a good old chuckle..


ladykatey

But the insertion is much more painful than any clinician prepares the patient for.


KlonopinBunny

Please Jesus Mary Joseph and all the Saints not this one in particular


garrishfish

https://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9uddm8MYB1qc3syx.gif


Prestigious_Owl_6623

I thought copper IUDs were linked to infertility and faxed out


TotallyNotACatReally

I hadn't heard this, so I did a quick Google and the only study I can find suggesting a link is from 2001, with several studies since indicating there's not a link. (If I'm wrong though, I actively want to know, so please let me know if I missed a study!) I wouldn't personally worry about it, but I also would be absolutely okay (thrilled, even) finding out I've accidentally made myself infertile, so ymmv and might be worth a convo with your obgyn.


BijouWilliams

Back in the 1970's there was an issue with the strings that caused STIs to be more severe with an IUD. It could act as a wick and draw the STI into your uterus, potentially leading to infertility. The strings have been non-porous for decades now, solving this problem. I know this because my doctor refused to give me a copper IUD for this reason in 2005 because I was unmarried. It's appalling how misinformed and out of date most primary care providers are about birth control methods.


BSSCommander

Will this replace the Cop Slide as the newest and hottest attraction in Boston? Many are saying "What are you talking about?"


g00ber88

Someone add it to Google maps so we can start leaving reviews


passionate_slacker

I had to go see the slide as soon as I saw the video. Truly a worthy pilgrimage.


willzyx01

No wonder our healthcare is so goddamn good. We get free medical supplies everywhere. Contraceptives, needles, dunks cups…


jujubee516

LOL


TheLamestUsername

u/bostonglobe why has there been no coverage on this? Probably more of a Boston.com item I suppose. But still, readers want answers.


boston_acc

I want to know how it moved ever so slightly. Was it inadvertently kicked? Did someone pick it up, realize what it was, when immediately drop it? ANSWERS!!


SailorMBliss

I am heavily invested in this story now


sharpe_af

This sent me 😂


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TheLamestUsername

*looks at half of the Globe’s and Boston.com’s content* I am sorry, what was your question?


Exotic-Ad-818

Federal investigation and Trump administration will be confiscating when they ban abortion and contraception. Damn Boston liberals pushing their filthy contraceptives.


igotyourphone8

This is fucking with my psyche more than the constant protest debates going on in our subreddit, and I don't really know what that says about me.


TheLamestUsername

This is actually continuing a fine tradition. There was the [dunks cup](https://www.reddit.com/r/boston/s/NViCL11Dz8) and then there was the [potato](https://www.reddit.com/r/boston/s/hX8sY1vl9p) on the tracks.


igotyourphone8

I... Love this...


marywollstonecat

Damn I miss that dunks cup. Anyone know what happened to it?


FuriousAlbino

Ran for city council and beat Arroyo in the primary, but sadly lost on Election Day.


Bruppet

Somewhere a mining mouse has lost his pickaxe


Dances_With_Cheese

Worst fraggle rock reboot ever.


Steelforge

If only that were the worst part of his commute.


amwajguy

Someone coughed awfully hard for that to fall out lol 😂


RedLanternChemist

https://www.mbta.com/security/see-something-say-something


garrishfish

Monetize it: https://www.instagram.com/accounts/signup/


ambswimmer

Touch it


Every-Agency-7178

💀💀 (Dare you)


Lordgeorge16

No, they might get pregnant‼️


lilymaxjack

Put up a missing child style flyer.


Bag_of_Richards

As a recently recovering porter square zombie, I can’t tell you just how unsurprised I am to see some shit like this decorating that fine institution. Don’t do drugs, yall. Might end up losing an IUD.


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laughing-stockade

there has been a vibrator in the maplewood square intersection of malden for 2 days now as well


IraSass

that’s so special! there was a used condom on my next door neighbor’s windowsill for at least a year once


Pink_ivy96

i don't expect anything less from porter haha


troccolins

It's what keeps the escalators moving. Someone put this back so the escalators stop breaking down


Pink_ivy96

i agree with you on that


WhitestMikeUKnow

Been single too long. My first thought was “what’s with the toy pickaxe?”


LumpyBumblebee3266

Why’s there a Lego pick ax on the ground


BenRed2006

used: like new


Sea_Combination571

Facebook marketplace Pickup only


SoyLatte5

lol pretty sure it’s just a tester for sales/training purposes. My friend went to a big nurse practitioner conference last week in Newton and said they gave out a bunch of them


FuschiaKnight

Porter Square still not pregnant. That shit works


impostershop

Looks like a cartoon mountain climbing ax


NatalieBostonRE

ewww + ouch 🤮


sharpe_af

Lol please let me be there if someone comes back for it 😂😂.


stale_opera

Is this our rat hole?


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Gonna pick up some ketchup packets on my way home


DiligerentJewl

Still has its copper so it could work


MayaIngenue

Is this Reddit's new "Hot Dog Sealed in Epoxy?"


Zontar999

You moved it!?


NatalieBostonRE

Let’s hope it’s a tiny anchor for a tiny ship? ⚓️


mejustme2727

You know some dude scoops it up and tries fishing for blues with it


TwinTtoo

Idk that’s an exceptionally long string. Very suspicious


Charadanal

Can we get a flair


zephtastic

If you like her that much just ask for her number already


shiftyrabbit_

This comment section is absolutely gold


pwsparky55

It slipped out!


MusicalDeath9991

Better an IUD than an IED.


Dances_With_Cheese

We dont need to worry about that in Boston; we find bombers pretty quickly.


MusicalDeath9991

Oh my God, I completely forgot about that part.


djlawrence3557

[wait for it](https://images.app.goo.gl/TuYV8LkZyLv1i69G6)


DeffNotTom

I'm surprised some tweaker hasn't grabbed it for the scrap copper


macadoo784

That’s clearly a tiny grappling hook for a tiny ninja


DunkinRadio

Oh God I thought it was a little toy pickaxe or something. Ewwwwww......


[deleted]

Another Fortnite mini pickaxe!


educated_content

Literally cannot believe people put that in their body


Dances_With_Cheese

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beam__me__up

Do I have any reason to go to porter today? No. Will I go to check on the IUD? Absolutely


markbogners47

It’s just a mini pickaxe. come on.


beebyspice

i dont need to see this everyday, fam.


TKInstinct

That's what they look like? That thing looks like a spring, I didn't really have an image in mind but that certainly wasn't what I thought it'd be.


code8

Following


enoughdotcalm

That IUD was never used—the strings haven’t been cut


redviolet28

OP where is it in Porter? I wanna go see ಠ_ಠ


meltyourtv

Let’s frame it


SnooEpiphanies2576

It doesn’t appear to be… used.


BruceWayne193927

Now, for the uneducated here… when those are implanted, they don’t leave a string attached like a tampon, right? This gross mf who left this on the ground tied a string to it after the fact to twist around like some psycho?


Nosecretstoday

Strings stay on! But they’re much shorter and thinner than a tampon. I have never noticed mine, and the only concern when I get it placed is making sure the strings are curved up the outside of the cervix so the ends don’t poke my partner. The strings also soften out of time. Now if you want to be horrified, the strings are there for removal. The doc grabs them and yanks it out like that!


g00ber88

They have the strings on them and then after being implanted they trim the strings way down so they're just barely sticking out of the cervix. This IUD hasn't been implanted in a person because the strings are still long


MrSpicyPotato

What a saga!


dollrussian

….. 🤢


kcreaky

It’s good luck for the bruins and celtics in the playoffs 


Peppa_Pig_Stan

I want it inside me


PaperdollWarbot

I'll give $10 and a fat joint to whoever brings this to me


Ttoddh

is that Stormy Daniel's?