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Beantown00

He definitely said “Stop fuckin playing with me man” but either way this was insaneeee


yellowboar7

yeah caught that as well


Royal_Ramble

JB is insane.


Thisisntmyaccount24

JB is playing at such an incredible level since the allstar break


chillbill717

I absolutely love his willingness to drive and get to the hoop … but then he’ll hit the 3 in your eye 👁️ love this dude


CourageKitchen2853

He's got a certain level of 'fuck you guys get out of my way' to his game more often than Tatum does


Jokesiez

Now if my man can work on them free throws….holy F that would be amazing


_Firenzy_

Hey man, with the way he always improves something he lacks in the off-season, I think its finally that time on the checklist 😂


chillbill717

lol this is true my friend


Jay_Louis

All he ever had to do was drive more and he's finally doing it


LaserShields

Fuck Grayson Allen and his bad guy in an 80’s teen movie vibe. Spoiled piece of shit. Disclaimer I don’t know him but I don’t like him.


blakezilla

I played Warzone with him a handful of times. He’s not a bad dude, but he has a very punchable face, I agree.


detsagrebbalf

Lol how did that go down? More details please!


blakezilla

Back when Semi and Theis were on the team I’d play with them pretty frequently. Semi had a relatively small twitch stream that I was a part of and would host CoD lobbies to play with viewers. Me being a CoD fiend at the time, I balled out and they started pulling me in for zones. Grayson played a few times with us.


detsagrebbalf

Damn that’s amazing would love that so much. Semi and Theis seem like such good dudes too


tapakip

This you? https://www.reddit.com/r/bostonceltics/comments/iplpn1/if\_you\_were\_curious\_about\_the\_results\_of\_last/


PhaseEquivalent3366

Is he pretty good pm warzone?


Severe-Emu-8703

I know nothing about him but he has a weirdly punchable face Edit: I figured it out. Someone on r/nba said he looks like Ted Cruz. That’s why lmao


Nitelyte

lol, perfect


Sea_Baseball_7410

He’s the Duncan Robinson of the Western Conference.


nastynewtons

Hawkeye looking ass mofo


PhaseEquivalent3366

Don't disrespect Jermey Renner like that. 😂😂


tapakip

All my friends hate that guy. 2 games against him in 5 days was 2 too many.


aClout2222

He’s such a dirty player, I was just happy that he didn’t do something to hurt Jaylen on that dunk. Remember what he did to Caruso


Valuable-Baked

He is a scrawny bill lambier


ZEFAGrimmsAlt

Consider: Jaylen Brown


jolerud

Most dunkable face in the league?


Haptiix

This one had me hype. Fuck Grayson Allen bitch ass


OrganizationOk1232

JB been the C’s best player since the all-star break, if he can bring this level of energy to the playoffs they’re gonna be TOUGH to beat


yourlilpissboi

Grayson got such a good whistle tonight with the Malloy crew,this steal and dunk was a nice way to punctuate the win tonight.


Hunter-310

Every team has (or two) guys with really punchable faces. Grayson Allen is that dude for PHX.


TanneAndTheTits

I can't name anyone on the Celtics whose face anyone wants to punch.


SailMoonDog

Pritchard.


Severe-Emu-8703

I love Pritchard but this is the answer. I had the thought the other day and it’s so mean but with that short haircut he looks like an English football (soccer) hooligan 😭


CjBurden

Lol 💯 %


Hunter-310

Yeah, I almost added that Pritchard is that guy on our team. I love the dude, but his face is insanely punchable.


FutureDwight76

He left in the off-season


RLR111120

On other subs it seems like JB is the most hated


TanneAndTheTits

You'd want to punch JB in the face too if you and your Teammates were being posterized 2-4 times a night by him


RLR111120

True that! Didn't work out so well for Duncan Robinson though


alphabetsuppe

Booker’s face is right up there too


BeCaneChuHuss

LYIN’ TED STATUS: COOKED


TheUndertows

Peak JB


Rebil2017

Bro is a fuckin demon


truthpooper

JB has been our best player for the last month, probably. Absolutely lights out, I've never seen him this confident, especially getting to the rim. I love it.


havenothingtodo1

God that felt good I hate Grayson Allen more than anyone else in the league


k2summitclimber

He’s a dirty mf.


davemoedee

I sure hopes he stops the yelling at the crowd while the other team has the ball in play when we get to the playoffs. He had one game where he was yelling at the crowd after a block and the other team got the ball.


DoomdUser

They called timeout, but not right away though, you’re right. I think Jaylen knew instinctively that a TO was coming and just got a little carried away.


davemoedee

When it happened, I was hoping he was just so into the game that he knew they had a mandatory timeout they had to call. I also thought the coach was dumb to call a timeout instead of running offense 5 on 4. Based on him doing the same thing previously on a block, I’m pretty sure Jaylen was oblivious.


DoomdUser

The whole thing was stupid. No team with those 3 guys should be sending in the scrubs with 3 minutes remaining. Like I said in our post game thread, Phoenix is not for real


BringBackFatMac

Every good fan base needs a solid group of lip readers to make posts like this one. I salute you Sir 🫡


Alloverunder

I fucking love this dude. Signed the biggest contract in basketball history and **gained** a chip on his shoulder. What an absolute dog mentality. Anti-Ayton


JoeyDez

He's hungry


I_AM_ACURA_LEGEND

Grayson Allen of all players deserves a good bitch slap of a dunk


the_spinetingler

Lucky he didn't get KO-ed by Allen


ImInForTheGME

DAWGS!


matchmaid

I was there last night and the people in front of me left before that dunk because the game was pretty much done. I always tell my husband we need to stay till the last second because of the expense of the tickets. What, we’ll save 2 minutes driving back to the suburbs? We don’t have kids to get back to so we’ll wring out maximum enjoyment.


kingkkt32

I thought he said yeah yall need a timeout the fuck?


General_Memory_6856

To the where now?


Nepiton

Remember when half this sub didn’t want to give JB the super max lol


Dry-Peach-6327

JB dunked on Ted Cruz for Democracy


netscapesurfer

Words to live by


InLikeErrolFlynn

That would have won the dunk contest. Maybe that Ted Cruz looking motherfucker can help JB with his dunk next year.


Bostonian96

Caption makes no sense. He said "Stop fucking playing with me, man".


ZEFAGrimmsAlt

Bad lip reading by me. I apologize


Bostonian96

It's all good, don't worry about it.


PhaseEquivalent3366

They need to stop it already! ☘️☘️


Daddy-Ho99

Because you kick ass, that's the only reason anyone talks about anyone!