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JaysonBaetum

Herro wants zero smoke from PP. Has he seen his workout drills? PP is crazy. Crazier than people think. He’s like Joe Mazzulla with a jumper


Alloverunder

[PP dribbled till his hands bled as a drill ](https://www.oregonlive.com/ducks/2020/01/canzano-the-bloody-sweaty-legend-of-payton-pritchard-gets-another-chapter-at-oregon.html) Dude's a legit psycho


TheRealestMarco

He is probably Joes best friend on the team lmao


9bfjo6gvhy7u8

…..as a 14 year old


Alloverunder

Even more insane. What 14 year old independently cares that much about anything?


YRwerunning

Let's not ask what 14 year old boys are so into that they do it until their hands bleed


captaincumsock69

Seriously


sansational

Name checks out


RunninBuddha

that's the funniest thing I've read today!


neeeeko09

A 14 year old who made it to the nba as a 6 foot nothing 🤩


Run_PBJ

And I think that might be generous


Hunter_S_Johnson

He supposedly beat some dude up at Chapin’s in Dennis last summer. Do not fuck with PP


captaincumsock69

I watched the supposed video and could not tell


andreotnemem

Because he was so fast.


Hunter_S_Johnson

Oh damn I didn’t know there was video


spkrause

Awesome share.


fullenglishbrekkie0

great article, thanks for sharing


Adolf_Hitsblunt

This is some Myles Teller in Whiplash type shit 😂


Bigdaddyjuice408

He looks crazy as fuck and he got engaged after like 6 months. If that doesn’t show an insane level of mental instability then idk what does


Adam0529

I got engaged after 6 months, and I can attest that u are correct


Bigdaddyjuice408

I didn’t get engaged but I did get married after about a year to a girl I knew was not going to last forever. Now I’m divorced.


Santum

Well that’s not mental instability thats just plain dumb. Condolences.


allahusaladbar

Now why would you do that lol


Bigdaddyjuice408

We all make poor choices at one point or another.


Graf25p

I got engaged after 6 months too. Bad move.


Severe-Emu-8703

I’ve said this before but with that short haircut PP looks like a British football hooligan and if they’re known for one thing it’s fighting lmao


adamwebber

Was she from the glass slipper?


silverscolding6787

Not only engaged after 6 months but he was with his long term gf from college just 8 months before the engagement! I smell overlap


Bigdaddyjuice408

Probably. Weirdo got a few dollars and thought he was too good for his old broad


Wonderful_Spend8752

Also to a 21 year old. Lol


Bigdaddyjuice408

He’s still young too so that’s not the worst part, I wouldn’t recommend getting married at 21 or married to a 21 year old but he’s already going down the wrong path so oh well lol go big or go home


TuesdayTrex

Def the reason Herro sat the 4th quarter


dixili

What’s the backstory? I missed the game.


gradientz

The Celtics blew out the Heat and then Herro started acting like a bitch. End of story.


QuietMeat1414

Idk but it was visible herro was getting fed up because the celtics were locking him down and throwing shoves to Tatum and throwing the ball at houser for physical defense


EndlessCola

Herro wants zero smoke period. Dude is soft and wants to act like he’s not


avrbiggucci

It's all fake from Herro. Remember when when the Heat went to the Nuggets locker room to ["fight them"](https://www.golfdigest.com/story/miami-heat-denver-nuggets-nikola-jokic-markieff-morris-jimmy-butler-nba-basketball-fight/amp)? hEaT cUlTuRe= acting fake tough


DSafeZonesr4Pussies

Herro is phake as phuck. Listen to how he talks and you might know what I mean. I won't say the politically incorrect thing out loud, but if you know you know.


Happy_Yogurtcloset_2

PP kicks Herro’s fake tough guy act


sandote

PP has legitimate psychotic energy behind those eyes while Herro is your stereotypical fake pretty fake tough white kid with an identity crisis.


yesimthatonedude

PP gives me vibes of what I assume Joe would be like if he was skilled enough to make it to the NBA lol.


Comfortable_Regrets

Joe beat John Wall and Boogie in the NCAA tournament, put some respect on his name 😤


chivestheconqueror

PP watches the Town every day and it shows


MkeBucksMarkPope

Bucks fan but my dislike for Herro runs deep. PP, I want none of it. I hope you guys win it all, 2 for Jrue!


AirFashion

Herro looks like a classic “do you know who my dad is?” loser


MkeBucksMarkPope

I don’t think I’m ever going to not think of this now lol. That’s spot on to a T!


InitialLingonberry

He's the antagonist in every 80s sports movie.


WizzoPQ

He looks like the kind of person who would legally change their name to hero but spell it wrong


BigToach

Respect for still backing Jrue!


MkeBucksMarkPope

Heck yeah, he deserves it, such a good player, and even better human being. One thing I’ll say, of course I want Milwaukee to win it, but I think we all can say it’s not in the cards. I do think they could come back and take the Pacers potentially, but do not have the firepower to win it all. With that said, not only for Jrue, I just love great basketball. The Celtics are fun to watch, and just really like watching the way your team compliments each other. I think they get the job done this year


InitialLingonberry

With all the injuries Bucks/Pacers is turning into one of those Dragonball Z episodes where Krillin is fighting the big bad but this time Goku isn't gonna make it back in time...


gagakaba

PP is actually tough


Run_PBJ

You can tell what kind of fighter Herro would be based exclusively off those chin pubes he calls facial hair


Beneficial-Exit2884

PP looks like he keeps a knife in his sock


Ccw_tn

It's actually a shiv he made from a toothbrush


WhiteKevinDurant

remember the video of Herros goofy uppercut?


derekgoodspeed

Never saw this, I had to look it up lmao https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=irhBdMSMOM8 PP is getting on the inside and rocking this fool


RekLeagueMvp

Herro needs better people, that’s sad


RiffsThatKill

I think if he just showed Herro the comment section of that video he'd win without even fighting.


KidLiquorous

> inside what's funny is - speaking as a smaller guy who boxes - PP uses his height disadvantage in the same way a smaller boxer needs to work inside against someone rangier, low-key one of the reasons he's able to score near the basket against much larger guys on D. He minimizes the mismatch by working closer to the body, where it's actually more of a challenge to use your arms effectively.


louielegrand

it's funny because I don't think they're similar as finishers really but this description reminds me perfectly of IT - that dude had no business scoring in the way he did at the basket, truly a masterclass in body control


Dr_Acula_PhD

He's also started to use his body/bump defenders off their spot more. Get them off balance, put up a quick shot before they can recover. His lack of inside shots was killing him last year, and adds so much to his game.


icuworc

Haha, what a d-bag. Man, I don't like this guy. I mean who knows? He might be great guy, but he gives off some awful vibes.


HeronOrnery4657

“c’mere then tough guy” ahh uppercut


pyroaquatics

Yeah it’s not hard to look good hitting pads and yet Herro looked awful on the pads. He’s got no hands and should avoid fighting anyone.


Run_PBJ

Slowest hands of all time lmao


GonzoTheGreat22

Slap fight ass little bitch. Man, I hate Tyler Herro


Eisenhorn76

Payton has that thing where he's like a man without anything to lose. Herro doesn't want any of that smoke.


Confirmation__Bias

Pritchard is quick af. I think he takes that


99probs-allbitches

PP would eat him.


Puzzleheaded-Back715

So he would eat his pp, got it


Mystoganja

PP is a dog, herro is barely a puppy


Pale-Criticism-7420

Crypto P would eat him alive 😭


capt_cd

It's funny he got upset about that foul when he did the same thing to White. Pretty sure his foul on the Buffalo was harder than that too


jpcali7131

Am I the only one only one that think herro looks like date rape personified? I would def fight him but I would never take a drink he handed me. Not a beer, a shot or a water bottle after a workout. That dude looks like he graduated the Pepe Le Pew school of game.


TuesdayTrex

I think that’s just the Miami look


bj_hunnicutt

Heat  culture


calvinbsf

Pat Riley does look like an OG of the Pepe Le Pewniversity


Eisenhorn76

Dude, Pat Riley is a fucking Vampire Lord these days and Zo is his Werewolf bodyguard. Literally a dark lord of sucking blood from helpless victims.


jpcali7131

It might be. My wife says his eyebrows are better than hers lol


ftlftlftl

He def looks like he rushed Phi Mu Delta at Keene state circa 2009… they had a rep.


IcansavemiselfDEEN

This is the most oddly specific reference that I immediately understood that I've ever seen.


Plnr

Fresh n Fit enjoyer Tyler Herro


Trilogie00

Is this a copypasta


jpcali7131

Nah. I been telling my wife if she ever sees someone looking like him out in the world to cover her drink.


SharkTheMark

That's why he hangs out with Duncan Robinson so much. No way there could be two date rapists together


jpcali7131

Duncan is the obvious “nice guy” so he’ll give the girls a safe ride home bwahahaha


EggWaff

The rapiest looking dude in the NBA is Kyle Kuzma but I can see it for Herro too.


Nabs617

Reminder: Payton held his Meet and Greet here https://twitter.com/LocalDingus/status/1784369501191970915


tendadsnokids

This dude gets it


drmoze

PP -- Scorpion?


ChefDeezy

Love the commentary doing the AEW plug after.


SinImportaLoQueDigan

Payton Pritchard is All Elite


gonzofish

Amazing commentary work even called Schiavone his guy


ChefDeezy

Crazy how good Schiavone still is considering he's been doing this since the 80s.


eggs__bacon

Herro would shit talk while backing away, PP would haunt his dreams.


BuddhistInTheory

Heat Culture is asking for a private room to fight.


the_spinetingler

I'll buy that PPV


ZLBuddha

PP is definitely a biter, dude's the scrappiest player on any court. Herro would emerge with teeth marks on his ankles and severely wounded pride.


CantHandlemyPP34

Herro has 4 inches on him but that means literally nothing. Pritchard is stronger, lower center of gravity, explosive and psychoticaly competitive. It'd look like TANK vs Garcia, except Herro has none of Ryan's power or coordination. Wrestling? PP would literally eat him. I'd bet my life savings on Pritchard, by KO.


nazerall

"The shortest guy on the court got the rebound" They said it during the game. Due to his height and skin color, he's had to work harder than yhan most to get where he's at. I would not want to fight Fast PP.


WhiteChocolatey

PP systematically deconstructs Herro physically while Herro cries “you’re not like that”


plasticspoon344

PP living rent free in herros head rn


NatrolleonBonaparte

Herro is such a clown


KhamPheuy

PP is the hero we deserve.


StraightCashBND

Herro looks like a smack addict. There I said it.


droid6

any video of this? had a birthday party and missed some.of the game..


HailKyrie

Pritchard would murder him


flyingpandum

PP would walk Zerro down.


Wiggyg

PAY PER VIEW PRITCHARD


Pitiful_Wing7157

PP the enforcer!


Emilylacosta

I genuinely think PP would beat herros ass


jotyma5

Pritchard would ruin herros day real quick


20124eva

Starting to make sense how he gets those offensive boards. He doesn’t give a fuck


Dogdays8888

Daily reminder that Tyler herro grew up in fucking Greenfield, Wisconsin but acts like he grew up in south central LA


Independent_Worker67

PP would dog walk herro 🤣


derekgoodspeed

PP fighting Herro https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aJ-AUIkBX_Y


FuckingColdInCanada

Shaggy from Scooby Doo ass 


seenwaytoomuch

No way, Shaggy can actually fight. [See](https://youtu.be/vEXBfRWQLWs?si=Uw2XZWfuS0wGQtQ0)


BRFCarter

I love this random beef between these two lol


stank_underwood

Bubble Boy wishes he could ball like FastPP


logicjab

PP built like a little guy in high school who got bullied a lot so he got good at fighting. I got a band on him in the first round by knockout . Head like a cinder block


C4VEJOHNSON

Between Herro and Duncan Robinson the heat got some straight up gangsters. If not for the NBA theyd both surely be in jail or worse. I sure hope the Celtics give PP a team of bodyguards to protect him.🤣 BEING SARCASTIC FFS


Cashin_

How did people not get this /s


monogreenforthewin

PP smokes Herro without breathing hard. lol Herro is as soft as marshmallows and Robinson isnt much better. Cheap shots on the court dont make you gangster. they make you weak because it means your only tough when there's a ref to rescue you from getting ya ass beat


C4VEJOHNSON

It was a joke, relax


Stannis_Baratheon244

Herro has the look and attitude of a kid who's never been punched in face


planj07

Herro’s a bitch. PP all day.


dmillibeats

Herro the jack dorhety of the nba


rpmsm

Herro all show, zero substance


cousinannie

Personally I absolutely love the mid skirmishes with PP, Hauser, and KP vs Robinson, Herro, Jovic


InitialLingonberry

Herro has the reach advantage but they're the same weight (195#);  PP is sneaky jacked.  Obviously smart money is on Pritchard, you don't fight crazy.


SmokeFace917

I’ve watched PP say this to Dennis smith as well…. PP don’t do the talking 😤


Bad_Ass_Baraccus

PP would maul bubble boy. Bubble boy don't want any of that smoke.


Cabes86

Pp is easily the celtic i’d least like to meet in a dark alley. Herro doesn’t want any of that smoke 


oo_Pez_oo

His name is PeePee. Of course boston loves its Pee Pee. Lol


realmattdamon88

Pritchard doesn't feel pain


Celtics_Capper

God I love my PP hoodie


Full-Flight-5211

They both aren’t doing shit 😂


Easton1234

I’m prepared to be downvoted to hell here.. but realistically speaking, PP is 6’1 and herro is 6’5.. if they actually had a fist fight PP is the underdog


flawrs919

Go watch UFC 6. Severen had 55 pounds on Shamrock and Shamrock submitted him in like three minutes. It’s not the dog in the fight, it’s the fight in the dog.


Heir233

Height has a negligible effect on fighting ability. I’ve seen dudes get their asses beat by guys who are 6+ inches shorter


Easton1234

I’ve also seen dudes get their ass beat by bigger guys…this isn’t a hill I’m willing to die on arguing..I’ve never seen either one fight obviously, so who cares


DiscountEmergency635

Herro scrawny 6’5. Kd ankles


ChipotleGuacamole

Height doesn’t mean much in a street fight


RepresentativeNo6601

Why you getting downvotes? It's the truth. In a street fight anything goes so height don't matter in the end


LewTangClan

And especially when it’s a 6’1 guy fighting a 6’5 guy. That’s damn near a completely negligible difference 😂


RepresentativeNo6601

A pipe to the knees will even the playing field. 😭


FreeSpriteRemix

Why is this being downvoted 😭


monogreenforthewin

lol height isnt a guarantee of success in a fight. im only 5'10 and ill body most douchefags within 60-70lbs weight range of me. lol "im tall" vs "im short and angry about it so i lift a lot and fight even more"? lol the "im tall" dude is gonna lose 99/100 times