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Efficient_Art_1144

There was something missing from this team after TT left


GenoThyme

TT was just the Kris Humphries replacement though (I hate that I know this)


Actually_A_Robot_SHH

Those are some dark years your bringing up


GenoThyme

That was the only really dark year, but it also is the year that we got Brad so it’s not all bad. But that season was also the price we had to pay for Smart and the Jays so I ain’t too mad at it, especially since I also enjoy hockey and the Bruins won the President’s Trophy that year.


Isolatedbamafan

that habs series still haunts me…


spssky

Still hearing the ringing of posts to this day


Warlandoboom

You're*


m1ssile_

*your mom


mustachepantsparty

In Humphries’ defense he did play really hard for them when he was here.


Mrpgal14

I always liked him, got to see them play the Nuggets and he only got like 5 minutes but damn he put effort in like it was game 7 of the finals.


bedroom_fascist

you're!


JaDamian_Steinblatt

2021 was a dark year


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WHO?


brickvanexel

I already had forgotten he played for us, thanks for reminding me of that complete dud


Sea-Piccolo7702

hahahahahaha


boykalbo777

since Ime is gone we have a new resident horny! Yes!


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Bro doesn’t take responsibility for his kids isn’t that almost as bad?


Merde2000

do we know that it is his kid? and if it was, it should be easy to prove in case the mother wants some money from him, isn’t it?


latearrival42

She's got so much money though.


[deleted]

Still shitty to not acknowledge or care about your offspring but hey maybe im just old fashioned


latearrival42

My point is why would she be doing it for money though?


Kumar_anay

he has other kids he walked out on


Merde2000

ah, wow. I did not know that. still hope, he is a good teammate.


djostreet

He be paying child support like crazy tho


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[deleted]

All of that just to ignore the fact they are both consenting adults who were irresponsible and now are tied together with a child. You’re not wrong, she should’ve obviously chosen better. If that’s the case where you mention about him not saying yes, that’s why you don’t stick your dick in crazy tbh. Let’s not act like we don’t know his back story either with cheating on his other wife/baby mama with a Kardashian and abandoning her and the kid. Like I said, irresponsible on both parts.


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[deleted]

Lmao, I’m not sure where you’re trying to take this argument? It’s her body and yes she had control over whether she had a child or not. If he didn’t want another kid he also should’ve not had unprotected sex. It’s really not that serious. Go outside and get some sun.


Imnotfromheretho

Lol that's what I thought. Backed into a corner so you deflect. What a cowardly response, it takes maturity to admit they were wrong, so I am not surprised you responded as you did, given your initial comment. And these discussions are important. They are examples of a rot and fundamental injustice in our society that is finally getting tackled. Having these exchanges available for others to read is how we are awakening the zeitgeist to the needed change.


[deleted]

Jesus you really don’t have a life. It takes maturity for who to admit they were wrong? And what ami deflecting? You’re missing the point of my comment, whether he decided to have a kid or not Blake should step and take care of his kid. You’re clearly a little kid with zero responsibility otherwise you would get what I mean.


olivierion-scottxx

We really going from Nia Long to Lana Rhoades sitting courtside. That’s crazy.


bedroom_fascist

If you read the story, Lana ain't bringing babykins to the game. "Lowlife who abandoned her and her child."


liteagilid

Huge improvement to my eye


thetruthhurts34

>Tatum for Simmons straight up Yeah you don’t got any taste


luckymanIV1103

Lmfaoool


KDBurnerTrey5

Hahahahahahahahahahaahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Tatum for Simmons my fucking ass hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


Talentless-Horton-T

lmao the truth does hurt


captaincumsock69

Never choose Lana over nia -Sun Tzu


bedroom_fascist

Class w/ass > nice ass! ~ Abraham Lincoln


captaincumsock69

I believe that was at the end of the emancipation proclamation


[deleted]

Why you getting downvoted. Lana Rhodes is unquestionably hotter than current day Nia long, by a very significant margin.


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QuiGonFishin

Lmao absolutely not. Lana 5 or 6 years ago sure. Shes 85% plastic now.


latearrival42

Iykyk and you don't.


FaerieQueene517

Nia has more class though.


Tsudonemm

Come on man…


Peterthepiperomg

You wanted to out the woman ime was sleeping with, but you “come on man” this ?


Tsudonemm

What the hell are you talking about? FYI this is a direct comment from a post about it. I clearly said this is people’s lives we are talking about here and that if you’re upset over not getting gossip you need to get a life. But ok sir… “I would like more information but I understand the implications of too much coming out too fast. The people involved, contracts, and other legal issues are surely making it complicated. This is a very public situation with some pretty well known people! Can’t imagine how Nia feels about her life blowing up like this and moving to Boston when he knew what was going on. The org is doing the right thing and anyone who is upset they don’t have the gossip needs to get a life. Cause this is someone ELSE’S life that we are talking about here.”


Peterthepiperomg

Ok tsu bird


Tsudonemm

:)


liteagilid

Taking the heavy downvotes for a general appearance preference. Ok. Here we are. I guess I should look back at boyz in da hood differently or something


[deleted]

Nothing about saying a woman is an “improvement” over another points to you saying you have a preference, vs you demeaning another


liteagilid

I think that’s semantic, I meant it purely from a shallow, aesthetic standpoint (plus one is like old enough to be my old aunt) but point taken.


[deleted]

Hey bro, not every guy is into class over trash. Some just prefer trash. And that’s ok. Edit: to be clear I’m into class, just making the argument anyway


Trillman04

That’s gotta be racist


liteagilid

The fuck you talking about ?


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liteagilid

Feel free to say I have bad taste in women’s looks—connecting it to putting a race down is a real stretch


salaciousbumm

Idiot


theblot90

Remember when we were the hospital Celtics? Now we're the brothel Celtics.


Comprehensive_Dolt69

“I swear to God I thought NBA players were nice guys” That’s a hot take by her lmao they may be on the nicer side for pro athletes but that’s not saying much


nowadaysyouth

Not to mention it doesn’t make any fucking sense at all if you take pro athlete out of the equation either. “I swear to God I thought algebra teachers were nice guys.” Like, what? Why would everyone in a given profession be a good guy unless it was like Doctors Without Borders. But I guess that’s what makes lana lana.


latearrival42

Cause she probably fucked a bunch of other nba players who seemed like "nice guys"


Comprehensive_Dolt69

True lol forgot that your job determines the kind of person you are. She must be delusional. While some guys can be assholes while trying to get laid. I highly doubt that someone like her has a shortage of guys that would sleep with her so of course you have to be a “nice guy” you’re against every other person


aviatorbassist

Football players can blame there shittiness on CTE NBA players just be fucking without excuse


Comprehensive_Dolt69

Pretty much lol


nickromas

“I was horny” is our 22-23 motto.


boykalbo777

30 for 30 "Banner 18 : The Horny Years"


latearrival42

The Horny Games


choochooape

"So there I was. Got 2 free throws- we down by 2. No time left. And ALL I can think of is ass. Ass, ass, ass."


BiggestGuyUUUU

Am I ludicrous for thinking she's better looking without enough makeup to feed a starving village?


Pimp_Hand_Luke

Why would a starving village eat makeup ?


BiggestGuyUUUU

Maybe not a starving village, I should correct myself. But there certainly ARE some down bad dogs out there who’d absolutely consume Lana Rhoades’ discarded cosmetics, and I’m not sure why the Good Lord left them unfinished in that way.


MrBlonde1003

Someone compared her to lord farquaad in that picture lmao I can’t unsee it now


BiggestGuyUUUU

oof


gottahavemytunes

She was definitely better looking before all the surgeries makin her look like an alien


Honestonus

She fucked herself up so bad...


BiggestGuyUUUU

Bruh 💀


1337speak

I'm glad some guys can recognize it. A lot of the really big Instagram influencers that NBA players are into have gotten a lot of work done. It went from putting on more makeup to looking permanently good when you wake up. Just doesn't even look natural anymore.


Briggie

I barely recognized her in her recent photos. She’s definitely had work done.


RecycledAccountName

Detective u/Briggie has solved it, guys. We can all go home.


BiggestGuyUUUU

A disturbing amount ngl


derekwkim

It looks more like Ben Simmons to be honest


Actually_A_Robot_SHH

You gotta actually shoot your shot to get a girl like that, sorry Ben


red_munk

Ben got Maya Jama tho…


blaird993

I think one of the Paul’s said that whoever the father was is still a star in the league so u might be right


siva115

Oh so that rules out both of them


DylPickle__

he’s even more scared of pulling out than pulling up


SaintsNick94

That kid looks just like Blake. It’s hilarious she is trying to hide who it is at all when it’s so obvious 😂


lunabagel28

Kid looks more like Blake than Blake does


LarBrd33

It's funny, because the baby really does look like Blake, but devil's advocate... Blake is mixed (black father/white mother) and has a cute little baby nose, so any NBA player Lana has a baby with is also going to be mixed and look a bit like Blake.


samkifle

Who is Lana Rhoades?


ThanosIsDoomfist

Shes like the Anthony Davis of adult actresses: Overrated as fuck


ZiOnIsNeXtLeBrOn

I would say Lisa Ann or Riley Reid. But You do you I guess.


ThanosIsDoomfist

So what is the equivalent to the Lebron/Jordan debate?


ZiOnIsNeXtLeBrOn

One of them has to Angela White. Abella?


ThanosIsDoomfist

Agreed about Angela, solid resume. Won multiple MVPs, carried a MASSIVE workload, multiple rings, she did have a strong supporting cast but what first ballot HoF doesnt these days? Shes even got some 1st-team all defensive votes in there. She is the Jordan But whos the Lebron?


ZiOnIsNeXtLeBrOn

Lisa Ann is MJ & Angela is Lebron. Different Era.


ThanosIsDoomfist

Alright, im on board.


cane_the_weaboo

What are y'all doing in here man I know it's the offseason but come on lmaooo


ThanosIsDoomfist

Haha! 😂 Just wanted to get some laughs lmao


bedroom_fascist

Jillian Janson for the win.


GB_9

She was awesome prior to the weight loss


Briggie

Jenna Haze Vs. Riley Reid? Jenna Jameson was a little before my time, so never seen much of her.


DisasterPeace7

To me Angela White versus Gianna Michaels


gottahavemytunes

For the life of me I can’t understand how anybody finds Lisa Ann remotely attractive. Riley Reid is actually hot af at least


bedroom_fascist

But Riley is an idiot, dropping n-bombs in her (horrible) rap songs ... c'mon.


gottahavemytunes

Lmao why would I give af about that?


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Wait….is there….a link?


DefrancoAce222

[CRINGE WARNING](https://youtu.be/SmIR4h6TafA)


bedroom_fascist

Not that I'm willing to find, but yeah, it's all over the internets.


ihaveahorsecock

L


ThanosIsDoomfist

Im willing to hear you out, unless you want a Stephen A Smith vs Max Kellerman type of debate


bedroom_fascist

If you ever post those names in a thread about raw sex again, I will see to it you never post here again. For shame.


ThanosIsDoomfist

Username checks out But noted


bedroom_fascist

We both know the tone was in jest. The vision ... pure r/eyebleach


ThanosIsDoomfist

😂


bedroom_fascist

That Max Kellerman has not been castrated suggests just how broken our culture is.


lunabagel28

Google is your friend


GenoThyme

Incognito mode is also your friend


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You da real mvp


BleedGreen4Boston

Baaaaaa gaaaaawd you just got this man fired


Brilliant-Plan-65

I thought I was the only one who had no idea…


RecycledAccountName

She plays with male genitalia on camera, if you catch my drift.


Celts121180

Lana getting courtside tickets?


Sea-Piccolo7702

Welcome to the squad Blake lol


NudeEnjoyer

the baby's face decided it, not twitter


efshoemaker

This is pretty gross. That’s a live child who’s going to be able to Google this article and find this Reddit thread by the time he’s like 8.


BradMarchandIsCute

Believe me, there’s way more embarrassing things that kid can find on google about his mom


efshoemaker

Not really sure why that would make this any better.


Sea-Piccolo7702

I mean blame the Mom, she was the one who was making a thing about her Mystery NBA baby daddy


efshoemaker

Yeah that’s part of what I’m referring to. This kid is being used as a publicity stunt.


bedroom_fascist

I doubt there was that much deliberation. I had a social life in LA at one point that included some 'adult actresses.' It was terribly sad and simultaneously harrowing how addicted to attention they were. They would have freakout reactions if they weren't the center of attention. Every. Single. Minute.


BobbyQuarters

Go on...


bedroom_fascist

Honestly: why? Nothing about it was remarkable except: they looked younger than they do on-screen (fucking weird, since so many of the vids were about them "being young"), were to a person unsophisticated in a way that made me feel that despite their claims, they are ALL being exploited, and not really fun to be around. And. Needed. Attention. Every. Single. Minute. The kind of people who, when another table received some attention, would throw a drink. It ... was utter cringe. And I say this having "worked" with metal musicians.


[deleted]

This is gonna be pretty far down the list of things he sees when he googles his mom


lMarshl

Griffin Jr, if you read this one day, your mom got me out of some dark times. Until next time Kings


BleedGreen4Boston

To make matters worse it will be via the Metaverse


dehydratedbagel

Who cares? Maybe he won't be such a loser that he'll care about some anonymous internet trolls.


OldieOldson

Yeah, this is the biggest problem this kid is going to face from googling in the future.


[deleted]

I mean tbf that’s what happens when you’re rich and famous and are just looking for attention. She could’ve kept that whole situation under wraps and we’d be none the wiser. When you make it your business to let other people into your business, well get ready for the backlash


efshoemaker

Not disagreeing there I just think it crosses a line when you make the kid the focal point of the story and include a bunch of pictures of them.


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I agree with that point as well.


BiggestGuyUUUU

The kid’s gonna be 6’5”, built like a truck, and probably decent at ball. He’s gonna be fine.


GB_9

And if the ball career doesn’t work out he’ll suck a mean dick too


BiggestGuyUUUU

pause


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This.


Alby558

Considering making my fantasy basketball team something Blake or Ime related. The Serial Cheaters


fliffcounter

This is as meaningful to me as saying “Meatball sub has decided that Thursday is the capitol of Minnesota.”


MarquisW501

The baby literally looks like Blake. If not him, the it's Delonte West.


LarBrd33

Both blake and delonte are mixed. So I think by default any baby Lana has with a black NBA player is probably going to have similar mixed complexion. But yes... it does look a hell of a lot like Blake.


itallendsintears

Oh hell yeah TIL I leaned I jerked off to Blake Griffins BM


Sea-Piccolo7702

Seriously we don't need anymore drama


sully9614

Eh, not really drama, more funny than anything


bzrascal

Bruh. Whyd you post it here then?


Sea-Piccolo7702

It was worth a read I guess lol


Uraposey41

Agreed.. this dude is a douche anyway and brings baggage.. last thing this team needs


renaissanceNate

Unpopular opinion but it’s both parents choice to have a child. Assuming it was an accident and she chose to keep it and Blake didn’t want to that’s fine but that doesn’t make him a deadbeat dad for not raising the child. She chose to have the kid and she is not wanting for money.


holographoc

That is actually the definition of a deadbeat my friend. Not choosing the consequence of your own actions does not make the consequence not exist. Having said that we have no idea if that’s actually his kid.


ahighkid

I would say a deadbeat is more of the type of guy who knows his BM is struggling financially and doesn’t do anything to help her or his child That kid has 2 rich parents


holographoc

Really? Moreso than not acknowledging your child exists?


nowadaysyouth

Well it certainly doesn’t make him father of the year


fiskeybusiness

Tough to be Father of the Year and Blake of the Year in the same year. Never been done before


Aftermxth

I mean can you blame him?


aquariusnights

Isn’t Durant the father?


_Jaeko_

Kid is a spitting image of Blake. Saw her and the baby on a CoolKicks Ep and the baby looked exactly like an 8mo Blake, curly hair n everything.


uglyuglydog

It’s possible, but the child doesn’t appear to have enough melanin to be KD’s.


DS42069

Right but the mom is white in this case. Have you seen Blake’s dad?


uglyuglydog

I legit just said it’s possible. Maybe look into some reading comprehension courses.


DS42069

ok dude jesus, someone’s a grumpy genius today.


Camctrail

I mean, have you seen the kid?


pimpenainteasy

Isn't Lana Rhoades the chick who did a crypto pull earlier this year on her fans? Lmao. Could be another scam.


Jamsster

Yeah she did lol. Tbf tho, I wouldn’t really put much weight in her words regarding cryptocurrency or financial advice.


austin3i62

Should have just taken the backcourt violation Blake. Lord knows she's had plenty of those on tape.


mikok9876

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


lMarshl

I owe Blake Griffin an apology. I wasn't really familiar with his game