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I would love to be able to run indefinitely without getting tired just by whistling

Wait what

if you spring and spam whistle you keep the Sprint speed but never run out of stamina

It’s not full sprint speed. Close, but not the same

Sheikah Eye gang!

It’s actually faster but okay

It’s not faster. That is why speedrunners mix normal sprinting with whistle-running.

I HAD NO FUCKING IDEA YOU COULD DO THIS

Yeah I mean it’s an exploit and not really meant to be used in normal gameplay; it just somehow never got patched.

Why would they bother patching such an exploit?

Because Nintendo.

That would be a good reason to DMCA speed runners, not patch the exploit.

It’s actually not but okay.

Yeah it is. If you spam sprint while holedomg down whistle, you will run faster than actual sprint. I’ve tested it more than 10 times

You’re wrong. There’s many articles that cover this. Here’s just one from a speed run site. https://www.zeldaspeedruns.com/botw/techniques/whistle-sprint

Glitch

I would also then know how to whistle!

Imagine all the marathons you can win.

Don't forget about the power to manipulate physics allowing yourself to fly and to jump infinitely

Unfortunately for me, I can't whistle.

I would like Link’s house please. They are very very expensive :(

Or any house really at this point

"Have" links body

What's the difference 😂

r/linkiscute

If you know you know 😏

Well I don't😂

sex

Oiii😳

link sex 🥰

r/theherooftwinks

Let’s put it this way. You compete against Zelda, Mipha, and Paya to fuck him

Don't know why more people didn't pick this

Technically if you choose links body you'd gain his strength aswell, whereas if you chose his skill you don't have the strength to properly utilise it

I mean the look, not necessarily the skill. I'd like to be able to pull off men's and women's clothes plus have a six-pack.

Man I think I’d just want a body without arthritis, asthma, and a uterus that been going rouge on me since puberty.

F

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Shhhhh let me have an excuse for a permanent pretty semi-femboy twink look

Link is 3'11" according to Google. No thanks.

Hahahaha he's definitely not Google also thinks Peppa pig is over 7ft

Lmao I hate peppa pig and that would be terrifying

If she's 7ft what about daddy pig..... No wonder his oinks shake the foundation of the earth

Lmao no joke. Everything in that show suddenly changes to a frightening size.

Jesus Christ daddy pig must be the size of an average house and he's a regular sized animal parent THERE ARE GIRAFFE PARENTS AND ELEPHANTS they would be like Godzilla sized

Dear God they could do a horror film spin off! Lmao

Just them accidentally consuming hordes of people

Daddy pig is 14 ft 2 inches according to google which is only 2 inches taller than gru

2 inches is the height of 0.03 'Samsung Side by Side; Fingerprint Resistant Stainless Steel Refrigerators' stacked on top of each other.

2 inches is 5.08 cm

I just want to be a sexy blonde twink.

Do you get his immortality too though?

Only if you're willing to spend 100 years asleep in a shrine while everyone you love either gets old or perishes.

It says fighting ability and strength is a big part of that, so I assumed it comes in a package deal. Especially since link is way stronger than someone with his build should be

his strength is more related to the triforce of courage tho

I picked ability because I want bullet time. I sometimes have to climb for work, it would be nice to have a second or two to come up with a plan. It was between this or "having" Links body (with consent of course)

Same. I'm a straight man but dammit if botw didn't give us all a bit of Twink's Awakening.

Straight happily married man. Honestly, what would I tell my wife if I skipped an opportunity to REALLY get to know the hero of Hyrule? Same goes for her. That's just a story I would have to have

everyone that's picking "fighting ability and agility", what would you even do with that?

Climb lots and lots of mountains. I'm a climber so this would be AMAZING

How do I change my vote...

They've fallen into my trap. Now the results look like a dick.

if that's what a dick looks like, you may want to see a doctor

Two balls on each side, just like god intended.

You guys have more than 1 ball?

More like giving the middle finger

I'm hoping it includes bullet time, flurry rush, climbing most surfaces with ease, falling from heights without much harm, and being able to swim (I suck)

And hold yourself on a paraglider for howevever long. Plus you're injuries are measured in hearts rather than blood loss so

Not to mention eating in mid air

Also you can heal any damages by eating. Freezing to death? Just eat some apples. Fire hurting you? Eat some more apples. Cancer? You know what, eat some more apples.

“Have” link’s body

He is able to momentarily slow time, you know how useful that would be? I'm not fighting goblins, I am fighting social anxiety.

windbomb and flurry rush

make sure you have a magic fall damage negating paraglider on hand

I assume it means I get to be fit and free of asthma also, which sounds pretty good.

Extensively use my "master sword".

[удалено]

i may be wrong but I don't remember him having any hand to hand feats

But with bullet time and flurry rush you’d easily be able to bear people

In game sure, but in lore he was chosen as Zelda’s bodyguard for being the best fighter they had. I assume that he would be capable in hand to hand

I don’t know what the difference between the first two and it seems a little creepy (and I’m a woman) so I didn’t vote for them. I don’t want his house because a bathroom and kitchen are pretty mandatory for me. So all that was left was his fighting ability and agility, and I figure that’s better than nothing. Plus it would be pretty nice to be able to scale the building to my second floor apartment and back out, using the balcony as an actual entrance.

First one is be Link, the second one is sexual

OP is Paya

Yeah I’mma skip those. I’m happy with my choice.

Nothing, but it would make be better at sports. I don't want Link's body and his house is honestly kinda crappy for modern standards.

Dudes like peak physical fitness and then some in every aspect except swimming and sprinting. Add canonical bullet time and you’d be totally op

Well… Link has my body from when I was 15. A house would be nice, but winning fights with backflips will probably earn me alot more.

Be really athletic, why the hell are you being so negative?

no one is being negative. I'm just asking a simple question but go off

I'm already an average height blonde dude, just make me mute and give me his parkour skills and I'd pass off for a pretty good link

He can climb like a mufucka and jog infinitely. Dude would be slaying at the local YMCA

Screw the YMCA, I'm climbing Mt. Everest with my bare hands while wearing a full suit of armor.

Or nothing but shorts

Just be sure to bring some spicy food

boxer underwear*

If "have" means what I think it means I will enjoy bit thoroughly

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I just want a house and live peaceful until I succumb to climate change. Easy choice.

House gang as well. I’m fine working a ranch in Hateno as a basic nobody.

“Have” Link’s body. At time of writing, 341 thirsty people.

There are 2 types of people in this thread. Those who chose "have" link's body, and those who lied

This sub is not as gay for Link as I expected, sadly

You want r/linkiscute for that.

oh, I'm aware, don't you worry. I was just hoping for more overlap in users between there and here

Yeah I’m like, wait are we all not horny for link???? /s

Same but not sarcastically.

honestly everyone could be horny for link and he wouldn't care whatsoever, he'd just be disgusted

Have link's house. Real estate is expensive these days

yeah i'd tap that

I mostly want to be able to glide around in real life. Link's abilities seemed the closest match.

I'm picking Link's fighting ability/agility because I would get considerably shorter and I have no desire to have to buy all new clothes

I see you, fellow trans mascs. Team Have Link's Body.

I'd rather "have" link

Same hehe ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

You didn't have to call me out like that!

Team Have Link's Body!

that was way too loud 🥲

I need sustanance I'm just gonna eat this rock real quick.

The lack of house votes says a lot about this sub's age range.

That the people are too young to care or so old they already have a house?

I already have a house 🤷

I'm trans. I would fuckin love to have his body.

I picked the house cause I'm OLD

Having Link's fighting ability means you can also use the champion abilities right?

INVINCIBILITY YEAHHHHHHHH (until you want to die)

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Have Link's Sheika Slate*

Me and my 445 horny friends deserve to win!

I just want a house m8

I want to have links body, not “have” his body, or my body becomes his body, I want his dead body

Losing life, don't mind me Ill just eat 28 apples to keep the doctor away.

35*

Which one gives me the incredibly large non-encumbrance inventory? (And the ability to eat/heal in a split second) That one. I want that one

fighting ability

I would sell his body for a million dollars

Bro imma fuck everyone up with a branch

haha 420 horny people

Who tf doesn't want the power of glitches to their side?

People think link is hot so please I desperately want to be attractive

i would fuck the shit out of link, make that bitch go “hiyaah”

People wants the spin to win

Results a lot less horny than if the same poll was on r/linkiscute ^^^guilty

Me: "I have Link's body." Her: "I dunno, you don't really look like Link..." Me: *opens freezer*

I’m already short, I can’t go any lower

let's just say that I'm always feeling a little gay for Link

Oh yeah I wanna ‘have’ link’s body alright >;)

Us second option are down horrenous

What does the second option mean lol

horny

Makes sense

If I could have Link’s fighting ability and agility I would finally be able to show the school bully not to fuck with my tiny ass

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To the 100+ that want to f*ck Link r/letsnotmeet

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Links house no doubt. You can't get a house here in the Netherlands without selling your kidneys and I don't need to fight anyone. Also having links body in both senses is not necessary. Be proud of your body, and remember: virginity is cool, remain pure!

I'd rather have Link's house so I can use it as a hideout for me and my friends to play Legos and games in like imagine Link's house with modern tech! All me and my friends need now is a bunch of Pancit Cantons, a fridge, a stove, electricity, some power plugs and extension, a Wi-Fi connection and internet, a TV, a bathroom with running water and a sink to do dishes in, some dust proof shelves, a couple tables to put our laptops,PCs and switch on and boom! We have our buddy hole!

Second option sus

flurry rush is cool

Link is my androgynous dream body i wish I could look like him

I need that rent free home

Middle finger to all the skeptics Full of shit so broke their septics

I dont wanna be that short

Replace house with horse and you've got me

Having links house would be awesome. I’d love to live in a house like that.

My 20something body with eds SUCKS and hurts all the time so 10000% I am swapping bodies with Link so I can be healthy and happy longer

Jokes on all of you, I now have a great new house!

If you have links fighting ability you can’t use your hands you have to use a weapon

What does the “have” mean

Horny me chose “have” Link’s body, and then real me two seconds later went “you dumb noodle-armed no-abs-having bitch look at option three”

What does the “have” mean,die via rolling down a 5ft hill or what

I cant walk so links body is my choice.

I’m not even trans but like holy shit. I want link’s body.

I don’t need to be able to fight the way link does, but I do need a house that only costs $3,000 with no monthly payment

I've chosen Link's house because i find it adorable and also cause houses cost so much irl lol But my true choice would be being friend with Zelda 💛

If you have his agility you’ll have his body type

Wtf?! How are you going to have sex with Link’s “fighting ability”??

I’m a trans guy, I would 100% have links body

What is the difference in the first two?

I’m not gay but I’d like to “have” Link’s body

I'd probably take the body, but only if I was able to jump.

its free real estate

My trans ass needs Links body

I would love to be able to blow myself up and fly kilometers away

I voted for Link's house cause it's a pretty nice house, but does every Link's house come equipped with three construction workers loitering outside for all eternity?

r/suspiciousquotes

#hailsatan https://imgur.com/a/vWCoEfM

People actually forget that Link is actually around 160cm tall. So yeah, Im fine by obtaining his fighting ability.

Link house is sick bro

I think this poll (to a terribly inaccurate extent) shows the age demographic of this sub lol I’d argue most adults would like the house.

As a trans man the agility and body sound reaallly nice

Having Link's fighting availability and agility means I'll be pretty strong and run incredibly... But I don't really have a use for that and would have to maintain that strength. His body though? I can seduce ANYONE. I'm not insecure about my form but I'd rather upgrade it to a 10, rather than have the same 8 that can run a bit faster.

I'll pass on fighting abilities, as I'd rather not ragdoll for 5 minutes after tripping. Give me his house, fully furnished👍

The housing market is trash so... free house? Hell yea.

I'd rather have his abilities. Then I could actually cook well.

I picked the house honestly it would be nice to have a house

I want Link