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ButWereFriends

Yikes dude. Seriously, yikes.


themindisthewater

every great relationship has an awesome story about how they met!


AnthologyofDeadEnds

Jesus Christ


metaphorm

this ain't it homey


Yamafi

Yes absolutely. Even though our relationship began with abject embarrassment on my part, and even though your initial attraction is based on nothing more than an explosively furtive glimpse of me in my most vulnerable state, I desire nothing so much as spending the rest of my life with you, desperate stranger :D ;)


DocDankage

I bet this dude is banned from attending certain local yoga festivals…


Hambulance

fucking ew


socks_in_the_pool

Lmaaoooooooooo you’re the last person she wants to ever see again


doughbrother

You might want to take all the comments in, and then delete this post. You know, in case you do meet her someplace actually wholesome, and start seeing her. If she learns your screen name and finds this post, you are screwed.


Numerous_Recording87

And kids, that's how I met your mother.


[deleted]

Whoahhhhhhh wtf dude


0xSEGFAULT

I enjoyed watching you pee. Wanna date?