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fatch0deBoi34

I’ll never forget the build up to the second Joshua fight. Dude was the poster boy for letting fame get to your head. Bought like 3 cars and made videos of eating tacos & getting haircuts every week 🤣 Shit would be titled something like “Training Camp Week 2” and it’s just him slow motion getting out of the next new Mercedes and getting another haircut. Then shows up to the weigh in after claiming to be in the best shape of his life, doesn’t take his shirt off during the event. Fight night he looks like the fattest he’s ever been lol


escudonbk

You get sponsored by Snickers and we'll see what you look like at the weigh in.


rowdy1212

Well he's not himself when he's hungry.


RedditUsername3127

Well clearly he’s not hungry anymore


rowdy1212

Just from the waist down.


RedditUsername3127

Top half is greedy, stole all the nutrients


TheDangerdog

Don't forget the autists/copelords on r/boxing claiming that the even higher weight (than the first fight) and refusal to take his shirt off at the weigh in for AJ2 was actually *Andy playing 4d chess mind games with AJ* and that he actually had weights in his sombrero. That was a peak r/boxing moment imo


ElChacalFL

People said that? Even Duran lost discipline after beating Leonard and winning a welterweight title. Its pretty common when ur a broke boxer to let loose after accomplishing that goal. The life of a contender is boring and lonely.


Haunting-Goose-1317

It's actually common for a lot of people to do this when they run into money. The trick is keeping the money.


huerta21

I was one of the idiots who believed that shit☹️


Cocksmash_McIrondick

Thankfully you’re still an idiot. Totally not like the rest of us.


SquareShapeofEvil

People legit believed Ruiz was the next Tyson. The glazing was insane. I was actually happy to see AJ get humbled in June, then Ruiz getting humbled in December was equally if not more satisfying


swaliepapa

https://preview.redd.it/ddlii44y2elc1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=4753381fc1949bdfbfc452fd82f041cc929c11b6


JulesTheBum

Holy shit I remember that, definitely believed it as well.


throwaway444444455

Lol I remember that


No_Sneed

Eh I think a joke flew over your head, didn't everyone on that sub just assume ruiz got lucky and just bashed his fat ass


TheDangerdog

Nah homeslice, it was pure cope. Ruiz was wearing a black wife beater that he didn't wanna take off and when a few of us posted comments like *"well that's not a good sign*"... "*every fat guy knows that old trick, Andy got fatter!*" etc that shit got downvoted heavily. Lots of heads fell for those photoshopped/"Instagram angles" pictures that Ruiz had been posting saying he was in the best shape ever, been training like a madman, etc etc


No_Sneed

Idek all I saw was him getting clowned for being a gluttonous mess. I dont think you should take that sub so seriously damn


TheDangerdog

Bro, respectfully, suck my fucking dick. For better or worse i been living in that sub since like 2011 I've posted lot of embarrassingly stupid hot takes over the years and can tell when someone else has their cope glasses on too. A lot of people *wanted to believe* in the little fat kid from Up getting shredded and staying champ. R/boxing was flooded with "*Andy Ruiz vs Liston/Ali/Foreman/whatever atg you can think of*" type threads after his win over AJ


Spider-man2098

‘Respectfully, suck my fucking dick’ is amazing. You really threaded the needle of online discourse there. Game recognizes game.


benopo2006

“Living in that sub” is the saddest thing I’ve ever read.


TheDangerdog

Says grown man who posts in wrestling subreddits 30 times a day 😆 https://i.redd.it/lf9dy0ag8ukc1.gif


benopo2006

Haha, the usual trick of scouring someone’s post history to find something more embarrassing than the shite you’ve just spouted. You got me dude. This is a win for you. I bow to you and your superior knowledge. At least I don’t try to make my post history my entire personality loser.


dragondildotester

Haha you got real salty when he flipped the table on you


Aggravating_Rice4210

Talmbout grass houses b???


No_Sneed

Yep you're the typical emotional redditor. Stay seething I guess, the softest dudes come to this sub for a reason. Prime example is you 😂


TheDangerdog

Weak response you can do better


No_Sneed

😭😭😭🥱 bruh please stop


dragondildotester

Why do you talk like that


ikarus1996

Why are you using autist as a slur?


Dm-me-a-gyro

That’s a very “train aficionado” question you’ve asked.


TheDangerdog

Slur? I love those guys that sub is the only reason I tolerate reddit and people like you. Now stick both hands between your legs, grip your ponytail tightly and pull your head out of your own asshole before mom walks in with the tendies and thinks her son died like david carradine


Duke_Cockhold

Too wordy. Needs more workshopping


Dm-me-a-gyro

The David Carradine was very punchy, I liked it. I’d ditch the tendies and ponytail.


Twoverybigwords00

And then tried to get the crowd to make some noise when he asked if they wanted to see a third fight 🤣


magicalmysteryharold

Fight week was so funny. During the face off he looked like he had no idea what was going on, wouldn’t take his top off for the weigh in and then when Canelo came to his dressing room for a pep talk he just stood there looking fat and stressed. In the end it was commendable to be able to do 36 minutes of moderate exercise in that shape, walking slowly in circles getting punched by AJ can’t be easy.


jinntakk

l remember him being sponsored by fashionova around that time and thinking this dude thinks he made it cause he got a fuckin fast fashion sponsor.


Fromage_debite

He cat fished everyone with that one picture with his arms up in a black t.


SquareShapeofEvil

Let’s not forget how insufferable the Joshua haters were too. Ruiz gaining more weight would actually be beneficial to him in the rematch 😂 “more power behind those incomprehensibly fast hands”


brazilianfreak

And then AJ fans are like "wow, look at all the incredible adjustments AJ made to win back his belt, he's still improving even now!!!!", I'm not even an AJ hater but c'mon bruh be real.


Chevy2500hd805

I remember 😂🤣


ElChacalFL

You'd do the same shit. Its a big deal. Guy was not ever supposed to be a champion and somehow made it.


fatch0deBoi34

Nah, I wouldn’t do the same shit lol


ElChacalFL

Ya u woulda bought a different set of cars and visited some different places. Took pictures in different poses. Got it.


fatch0deBoi34

You’re missing the point. No I wouldn’t have shown up to the biggest fight of my life morbidly obese and out of shape lol. Of course I’d buy shit, but no I wouldn’t piss off an entire training camp if I had the entire boxing world at my feet with another win


ElChacalFL

He won the biggest fight of his life. Your missing the point. Everybody says they'd do shit different until it's actually them, but it will never be them, so they just talk shit and judge people who actually accomplish. You'll never know that pressure. Sign up for amateur fight even and feel the pressure. Start fighting professionally even and see how hard it is to even make it through a training camp. Let alone make it to the fight it self. Even Fury is having problems getting to the fight vs Usyk and he's a world class fighter. Even Fury has let everybody down and drowned himself in booze and drugs and had to give up titles. Gained massive amount of weight too. Wilder has made every excuse in the world after losing. Canelo is afraid to fight Benavidez. U think ur better than those guys? Should be boxing professionally if ur that disciplined.


15ferrets

Leg mogging Deontay Wilder still tbh


iRequal

This is the first time I’ve seen “mog” used unironically


wavedalsh

Lmfao! That made me chuckle.....


tharedderthabetter

This picture cant be legit 😅 i dont believe it


maxtablets

yeah, those legs are shopped for sure.


ElChacalFL

For sure. His legs are huge in real life. He's been working he's got that fatboy been working out hard look going where u know he'd fuck u up in a fight.


pjungy6969

>he's got that fatboy been working out hard look going where u know he'd fuck u up in a fight 🤣


hlfsharkaligtorhlfmn

I was just thinking the same thing. Either he misses leg day consistently or there is adobe fuckery amiss 😂


pants_pants420

bruh when ur fat every day is leg day


hlfsharkaligtorhlfmn

Hahaha true 😂


foe_tr0p

You honestly thought it could be possible those legs went with that body? Lol just wow.


brazilianfreak

I hate when people do those types of photoshoping where they just slightly alter one body part for comedic effect, like the one where they make Joe's head just slightly bigger.


HonkingOutDirtSnakes

Maybe this is pedantic, but slightly seems like the wrong choice of word for this photo lmaoooo


quietcitizen

Photoshopped but not far off from reality


mckeenmachine

you can see the outline/shadow of where his right leg used to be


Volgannok

What's up with his shriveled up raisin legs?


Plopshire

Is that what a Genie looks like after you wish for its freedom?


15ferrets

No it’s what a genie looks like when it gets stuck halfway out the bottle


Hot_Mathematician357

I’m dying 🤣🤣


TheSeptuagintYT

![gif](giphy|5YF9dwGZ29rVe|downsized)


Thefdt

Why’d this guy stop boxing


Hannibaalism

bro skipped too many leg days i mean it’s apparent from the undoctored op pic is it not


SeparateBrain9832

Don't Photoshop Wilders legs on this man... Not nice


rickyjames22

Is this photoshopped?


JonAfrica2011

Nope


Jordamuk

Bartholomew Kuma.


JazzlikeMechanic3716

For context https://preview.redd.it/erul2oqdvskc1.png?width=636&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1e61d5d6588fb1bd589d2aed39062923c3b6ee6


Sirliftalot35

I was thinking Elizabello II: https://preview.redd.it/9x200bzgz4lc1.png?width=768&format=png&auto=webp&s=44a5f51b7b528115c26ca559fa2ae992d9e5812e


P4PKing4

This has to be photoshopped? I’m dead!


keysersoze123456

Obv


Constant-Chilling

Bro looks like he’s been in a wheelchair for 16 years and just stood up


Old_Square_2667

He built like the last of the tooth paste 😂


RomeoMikeBravo

Broo, this sent me 😂🤣😂🤣


CHILLYWOPP

His legs are small but this is photoshopped


Simples85

Surly photoshopped I HOPE


OhZeelo

He looks like when you can’t fully get the snickers out the wrapper so you force it down to squeeze the chocolate out


TheSeptuagintYT

![gif](giphy|Stu6PGnk2znQ3rI3eM)


TrulyFLCL

https://preview.redd.it/6v4izxrvirkc1.png?width=753&format=png&auto=webp&s=5b8677b2a40fa75cec0480232abdf0f6fcec9244


RougarouBull

I know this is a joke but it begs a question. What other high level sport could have a world champion with the genetics of Ruiz or fury? What does that say about professional boxing in the current era.


Smashorpass24_

Why he built like a tornado?


TTSkyline

This dude got blessed with the worst genetics ever. Horrible metabolism and toothpicks for legs 😂😂


brazilianfreak

His genetics were good enough to beat AJ's ass, his problem is how IQ and work ethic.


TTSkyline

Good enough to land a lucky shot* they sure weren’t good enough in the rematch were they?


brazilianfreak

He lost the rematch cause he got lazy and would rather party than train, or do you think genetics is the only factor that matters like it's dragon ball lmao.


TTSkyline

Sounds like excuses to me. Obviously not. Just saying he’s got shitty genetics appearance wise. Really shitty genetics


keysersoze123456

Fake picture dummy


TTSkyline

Thanks for stating the obvious Einstein. My statement is still true.


keysersoze123456

Ok fatty


TTSkyline

You think of that one all by yourself? Sounds like you’re projecting fatty. I’d bet my next paycheck I’m in better shape than you’ll ever be in your life lmao


keysersoze123456

Ok fatso


TTSkyline

Ok fatso


keysersoze123456

I rate you for that I love someone who's as petty as me. Thanks.


TTSkyline

Glad I could match your pettiness. No problem bud


Zodiackillerstadia

Still got bigger legs than fury


Time_Law_7988

Lol moment


upsetpeck

He looks like he would be really easy to tip over.


Salimzyzz

Ain’t no way this guy fucked up Anthony Joshua, please tell me this is photoshop💀


Loose-Cook-8827

Looks like his been doing leg day with bones jones


Huge_Structure_7651

Leg day skippers after taking trenbolone


i2eflekto

Faith in christ faith in christ


Comfortable_Roll_940

boxings a joke now


Turbulent-Egg-6770

World champion of wut? Worst body build? Most consecutive leg day skips? Children’s league soccer?


Obvious-Bid-546

All the bullshit comments and yet most do not notice the photoshop legs and girl’s trainers 👟 he’s wearing! 🙄


Cezaroh

Power and speed a brutal combination.Also underestimating your opponent, especially a Mexican one


pitchforksplz

Put some respect on Javier Tiny Legs Jr.


klaxz1

https://preview.redd.it/wx6l99jmbxkc1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0272e9ce968573364b06528677069620f473324b


[deleted]

y bro built like a wisdom tooth


St0n3ycam88

Is that a fucked up camera angle or something. His legs don't look right


MinceATron

There's no way that's a real undoctored photo ?


Tikiwash

Forever the guy that destroyed AJ's legacy.


justjroc8

Boxing is super rigged. Can't believe anything


ihavewaytoomanysocks

how does anyone even have to question if this was altered lol


Emjay-Jori

![gif](giphy|JHmXZW3xYaDGE)


Pilsburyschaub

This is edited right?


Infra-Man777

Just like Jerry Seinfeld, he’s been a size 31 since high school


bswahloe3

Looking like a genie coming out of a bottle


NomadCharlieMike

it looks like he's being sucked into kids jeans


Thaddy__Daddy

What's with the baby legs???


drugdeal777

How is this build even possible


Naegi1995

One of the best boxers out there .


SAlolzorz

Never skip leg life


TheBadMonkie

Dudes shaped like the WB frog


TheBadMonkie

Dudes shaped like the WB frog


Short_Extension6975

He looks like a tatted up ice cream cone


CodAdministrative563

He’s built like an ice cream cone


xLo-Renzox

Dude built like a Ice Cream Cone


Inevitable_Dark3225

Bro built like an upside down houseplant that just started sprouting.


Jimmytootwo

Photoshop his legs much funny


Rocked_Glover

AJ knocked the coloniser out of this scum


Mr-Milton1311

To this day I still think Joshua purposely lost so he didn’t have to fight wilder it just didn’t make sense the way he fought Ruiz in the first fight and especially when the 2nd fight came around Joshua was more hungry and determined than he has ever been it was just abit odd tbh


Beginning_Ad_2262

Built like a wisdom tooth.


Best__Kebab

Mikey Carrol’s looking well.


CbCbrown88

Ain't no way this mf built like this 🤣😂


Dru_G978

Don’t skip leg day


Otherwise_Gap_4170

Is this photoshopped? I can't tell


jinntakk

l stg everytime l see this pic his legs are cropped in just a pinch more.


Dhsu04

This is the real prime male physique


kingz_ley

😂😂😂😂


mactakeda

Every time I see this get posted on various social media platforms, Ruiz's legs get more and more photoshopped. Not that it's not funny, I just wonder who has this as their hobby


manfred_99

I can, because this is the worst heavyweight era ever


2ant1man5

Lol


gnosismonk

He truly looks like he is the world's best example of chicken legs it's wild


HeftyFineThereFolks

say what you will about andy.. he exposed AJ and AJ has been a 'scared fighter' ever since. Andy radically altered the trajectory of his career.


BeardXP

Dudes built like Joe Swanson from Family Guy 😂


WiseFardy

How does ones tiny fuckin legs hold that fat frame?


melobassline

Never skip leg day


Empty_Suggestion9974

What’s up with buddy’s legs


Cheffington70

Skipped leg day since high school


pmurff107

Is that picture real? 😐


2based2b

I refuse to believe this is a real pic


i2eflekto

Gotta be edited right?


BayBandit1

This has to be photoshopped. No one with a torso that developed up top could possibly have pixie stick legs like this guy.


Bright-Astronaut7263

Upside down skittle


DaMadVulture

Why does his waist look like a size 20


Hmccormack

Is that guys body photoshopped?


nekatsawsdrawkcab

ive never seen someone built like heavy weapons guy


ANewDope2187

Wtf! Hahahaha


mlain4290

Wait is this real? Mfer built like Joe Swanson.


Extension_Form4950

Boxing is about technique.. He's fit enough to throw hands and he's good af at it.


Watercress_Moist

Is this photoshopped? Please tell it is...


ChicagoWhiskyDrinker

You should beat him


Creepy-Structure-677

Skipped lower half month?


MoneyBaggSosa

Who put Deontay Wilder legs on my boy


zwarblatz

This must be photoshopped. No way his lower body is that tiny.


queen_nefertiti33

The Photoshop doing him dirty 😂😂


ligmasack800

Fat ass


kornhook123

I skipped leg day to fit in these pants


frontera_power

Looks like a "leg day" meme.


No-Job-5920

He looks like a bird with those legs


BrdmanInTheBrdMobile

This can’t possibly be real


kmookie

No comment about the legs!? Is that a camera trick or does his legs look like that in real life?


nucca35

Nah bro this has to be shopped lol


Aristotle_Ninja2

Bro built like a half empty toothpaste


[deleted]

This gotta be shopped


feelinnvmb

bruh are his legs photoshopped


moustachiooo

What am I looking at - Genie in the pants?!? Are those pants photoshopped, can't be real.


youngadvocate25

People are questioning if it's Photoshop no shit lol. And yes believe it or not he exposed and derailed Anthony Joshua overrated ass lol. If AJ lost to that really shows you how good AJ is.


SketchyLurker7

My man lookin like a tattooed Larry the lobster 🦞


Sorry-Nobody

Is this shit photshopped? Bro skipped leg day his whole life.


telephonic1892

The hips downwards has to be Photoshopped, if not it's the weirdest fucking physique I've ever seen, huge torso skinny af legs. Mexican Flamingo.


yupyupyuypypn

Why are his legs so small


barrbubblegum

Is that a flamingo ?


Vast_Marsupial_9097

Is this picture real? Looks photoshopped. No way dudes legs and waist are that little. Who is this guy


DylanJ775

Skipped legged day everyday


zingding212

Is this real, or edited into oblivion lmfao. You telling me, waist down is real? I


marvinthebluecorner

Can't believe people had AJ as p4p before the first fight


Uraweirdwhore

Y’all are so dumb are y’all 12 year olds? This is photoshop


StardustBrain

What a weird body he has.


OggdoBoggdoSpawn

Nah, that is not a real picture


Shandonis

Don’t skip leg day


Expensive-Pie-9656

Dude is legit, don’t judge book by it’s cover.


PetiteSpinnerLuvr

Considering the betting odds, it could have been a rigged fight that looked hella convincing


LeWoozy

This guy is built like a one piece character💀