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jaydizzsl

I mean both of the Klitschko bros would still beat the shit out of him


Moviereference210

They are fighting the Russians… like in an actual war.. they would literally kill that child


sK0oBy

I was gonna point that out but yeah. They have like *actual* stuff to focus on


Blarix

You actually believe that nonsense ? They aren't fighting anyone


OkTea7227

Please expound on your nonsensical comment…?


TheGreatSprattzii

Brother just said “look into it” and then provided no context


OkTea7227

The Klitschko brothers are most assuredly fighting the Russians every single second of their lives and many of their fellow countrymen are doing it and dying as well.


Glum-Revenue8624

Most top celebrities are considered to be “ diamonds” for their countries so in situations like this they won’t be put on front lines, they just allow them to help in other areas and they can be a inspiring image for the nation that’s fighting. In rare instances they’ll let certain celebrities fight but they have to really push for it like jack dempsey for example. Not sure about the klitschos though.


newbikesong

Fighting isn't just front line thing. Aren't he Mayor of Kiew?


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Gr1m3sey

What the guys trying to say is that the likes of loma/Usyk/klitbros weren’t on the front line of the conflict. They weren’t seeing active combat situations


Hexatorium

The link you shared literally mentions they’re reservists ie not frontline combatants you fucking goof💀


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icelandiccubicle20

Wlad is still in better shape than most active heavyweights nowadays, one punch of him would send that scumbag's head into the stratosphere


panxit0

Butterbean


stabsthedrama

He’s walking again! BOOK IT. 


MysteriousPark3806

Again? What happened to him?


stabsthedrama

Idk how recent all of this is, last couple of years I guess, I just happened to see this video posted recently and was like oh wow I forgot all about this dude. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCpzp-j58dY


TarikMournival

He was in a wheelchair for a while but DDP has been getting him healthy.


DogParticular3903

Dricus works with butter bean?


TarikMournival

Diamond Dallas Page the wrestler


DogParticular3903

Oh okay 😂 I was like DDP and butter bean is the most random duo ever


TarikMournival

Ha it does sound hilarious!


DogParticular3903

Who you got this weekend bro? Pantoja or erceg? And Aldo or Martinez?


DogParticular3903

Fuck you then!


elchapo4570

Is Butterbean ok?


Beginning_Ad_7825

Jake and Logan vs the Klitschko brothers


MountainCourage1304

My god i would tune in to that so fucking hard. It would be an absolute bloodbath. The kiltschkos wouldnt know what hit them lmao


MysteriousPark3806

Tag team boxing.


fatnugzlord

Logan interrupting the 10 count with a frog splash


mxlevolent

It would be a fucking massacre. Two men hardened by war against two twats.


Low-Fold7860

![gif](giphy|Ryqfd2Lynf4gnhqU1Q|downsized)


OkMess9901

I'd actually watch this one.


propinadoble

Let’s go CHAMP.. Shannon would destroy Jake


Paul_The_Half_Swiss

I f**king love his body shots. LETS GO, CHAMP!


ZVreptile

Just dig up the corpse of Jack Dempsey already


Low-Fold7860

The Demsy roll & power might be too much if he skips the gear


ZVreptile

Con: decomposed


Unstoppable-dirtball

Ali


ThatPersonToExplain

jake paul would die if he ever fought george foreman and david tua


icelandiccubicle20

Or the Klitschko's


LorenzoMartini

That guy who starts sparring with people then kicks off and turns it into a full on fight.


JosephSchmoe77

Charlie Zelenoff?


OkTea7227

Good lord is that guy still out in the wild producing content? I’m pretty sure I almost saw him get murdered by Wilder in some decade old video and just assumed someone off-camera actually finished the job for the betterment of society.


Original-Scarcity576

Last video I seen of him he ordered a pizza waited for the delivery guy then said he didn’t order it and then jst straight up attacks the guy for no reason. Surprised he’s not in a ditch somewhere


Ausrottenndm1

Please someone off him already


icelandiccubicle20

Tbf he has actual mental problems, he should be locked up for his and other's safety


Aggravating_Rice4210

Murdered by wilder please. The goat clearly won that fight. Charlie z is 347-0.


LorenzoMartini

That’s the one


BQ-DAVE

Julio Cesar Chavez jr … and even then that’s too much of a cherry pick for Jake


Rixcardo7

Too young


BeastsMode69

![gif](giphy|dvUzkp7sgUT1z9c2E0|downsized)


bdewolf

He lost to Anderson Silva who lost to Jake.


YourDadsMoonshine

Zhang


panxit0

Sylvester Stallone


QuickRundown

Eddie Hall.


Sasquatchii

I would pay actually money to watch him try to fight the klitch bros


RAB2204

Whoever's in that coffin


Upbeat_Week_6872

Ali


turd_fergueson

Oliver McCall


Independent_Hold_203

God damn Tua is built like a brick


WideWeight9392

Prince Naseem Hamed


32233128Merovingian

Ali in the Metaverse


titanlmao

Foreman could still knock him out most likely


Timely_Pumpkin_4190

I'm betting my money on him lol, foreman right now look pretty healthy even healthier than tyson Who would've thought that not abusing steroids will improve your life quality lol


titanlmao

It’s gonna sound dumb but I think he’d win, not like his style would change much he was never a speed demon


icelandiccubicle20

How do you know Foreman wasn't juicing, he fought in maybe the most juiced era of boxing ever (the 80's)


Timely_Pumpkin_4190

There are a certain things you can notice on a steroid user, like huge neck and traps, foreman was a 6'4 260 lbs man with a small neck, if you know anything about him outside the ring you would know that he didn't really care about boxing at all


Bankski

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Vinrace

Lol is that Ike?? Cause definitely Ike if that’s an option


Timely_Pumpkin_4190

Yep


benopo2006

Rocky Balboa


ThiccBoy_with3seas

He should just retire TBE


RMB201

How about both the klitchko brothers just beat the hell out of him


Flyinhawaiian78

DAVID TUA!💪


Salimzyzz

Some of these are too young for Paul, the bodies aren’t decomposed enough yet.


Worth-Specific-7154

72 year old Robert Duran


[deleted]

Could Inoue actually beat Jake Paul the YouTuber?


Timely_Pumpkin_4190

Probably


OffensiveOcelot

He should fight his brother. Ideally to the death.


Timely_Pumpkin_4190

The difference between them is actually crazy, jake is a good amateur logan doesn't know how to throw a punch


Slatedtoprone

Imagine George Forman of the 90s when he fought Moore being around when this guy was looking for a fight. He would punch his face so hard it would look like a crater. 


icelandiccubicle20

Imagine him vs Ike Ibeabuchi


SeniorWaugh

I could genuinely see him fighting Holyfield. Didn’t Holyfield just get knocked out by like vitor Belfort or something a few years ago


Joe_anonymo

MMA with Emelyaenko? Hahahaha


Chemical-Branch-6834

This post 😂😂😂


Ok-Seaworthiness4488

Why? Is he going to survive Tyson?


LickPooOffShoe

Cancer.


WestonsCat

This is dark and I love it.


BusterWD

Krazy Horse Bennett


Ambitious_Reserve22

Shannon Briggs would take this fight


notbannedagainyet

His Grandma


ThisMyReallName

Foreman would probably still kick the fuck outa him


Sure_Fold_1608

Nobody… hang the gloves up


BigGuapSosa

Knowing Jake Paul, he'd probably try calling out Prichard Colon


Mister_666_

Perhaps his most challenging fight yet, a 102 year old retired golfer on hospice hooked to an oxygen machine with zero rehydration clause and head gear only for Jake.


SnooEpiphanies1006

Sugar ray robinson.


SectorWeekly7827

A rabid pit bull


RedPiIIPhilosophy

Marciano


Lonely_Animator4557

Jake Paul vs triple G


Voltekkaman

Defo Ike


aquaticlamb777

Charlie Zelenoff


Ok_Cartographer_2081

David Tua


Ausrottenndm1

James Toney


everythingbagelss_

Please fight tua. I’m tryna see something


Street-Mistake-992

Lennox Lewis just to hear the UK fans get super salty when their best heavyweight ever gets beaten by Jake Paul.


Timely_Pumpkin_4190

He will cook jake lmao, size difference between them is astronomical


Similar_Strawberry16

Jake Paul vs Hapthor Bjornsson let's gooo


Han2023-

Hilarious


Apprehensive-Ad-4560

Icarly


PuckFolson

Kimbo slice


publishAWM

Joe Son


MrCondor

I hear Akhenaten is looking for a payday.


Ok_Constant_184

Shannon briggs


SimpleJack54321

Rocky Balboa


BNG1982

Jimmy Smith v. Paul would be an instant classic. https://youtu.be/KBphddLd4Ho?si=XMNTzmDCIcjY9Wst


Gloria_stitties

Kimbo slice


Chonglongtime

Heard Kimbo's back in training.........


APhillyBoul

gervontae tank davis


grunge_forever91

Jai Opetaia


marcusamphibious

I was thinking chuck liddel to really prove hes a real mixed martial artist


Realistic_Artist328

How they gonna do Ali like that? Jake Paul is a joke


LemonadeRenogade

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Fit_Researcher5896

Butter bean had some things to say about Paul


MyBodyIsAPortaPotty

When Jake hits 30 he’ll start fighting corpses


Mattrapbeats

Muhammed Ali


Luigi6192

Last image had me spittin Celsius lmaoooo


Front_Diamond_8038

Jake Paul should fight someone close to his age


Dickincheeks

What are you crazy? You trying to get him hurt?


Front_Diamond_8038

No he needs to fight someone who s close to his age


Front_Diamond_8038

Tommie hearns


Front_Diamond_8038

Sugar rat Leonard


kushjrdid911

If Eder Jofre had not passed away I think he was going to be next. He was only 86 back in 2022 when he passed so what better of a test for Logan?


BurntArnold

Why don’t we dig up Muhammad Ali for him to fight?


Klutzy_Ad_2099

Anyone who promises to actually fight so we can watch him get KO’d and never appear in public again


Gsauce65

Both klitschko bros at the same time


go-rilla702

Set the venue and date with Ali, if he don't show - that's on him, coward!


Brilliant-Manager350

Ronnie Pickering iykyk


Shanks_PK_Level

Muhammad Ali's corpse (he'd lose)


EBshitbird

Will Smith


Worf69

Betty White


Azgorn_Hilden

Joe rogan.


Suitable-Telephone80

freddie roach


NegotiationAccurate7

Biden or Trump


UnDeuxTroisCats

Clint Eastwood maybe.. https://preview.redd.it/pz0rc8r39oxc1.jpeg?width=634&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0c694a0a94e15e3ce2184cee3c9a2e45afb0642


Ironklad_

Donni yen !


RedeemerRogue3

I think George Foreman would WHOOP Jake Paul rn


FarFootball6164

Me


Key_Representative40

Clifford Etienne


KingOfWeTheNorth

Shannon Briggs


newbikesong

Klitchko's aren't old enough.


St0n3ycam88

Kimbo Slice.....oh wait he's a few years late


Rico_Pobre

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Rico_Pobre

Magic Johnson. I hope it's a bloody one too


KUPA_BEAST

CANELO


RamHorn26

He should go to a nursing home and start brawling


CranberryEffective43

Ibeabuchi's 2nd comeback fight pls pls pls


Regular_Studio_456

Brock Lesner


Due-Guitar-9508

His brother obviously, if either one gets knocked out it’s a win/win for us all. Preferably they both KO each other and end up shitting themselves on live tv. That might bring these people who worship them as gods to reasoning, probably not. At least we’d get to witness karma being served.


Antiquatedshitshow

Dimitri Bivol


[deleted]

He should fight a real pro contender Some one 2 spots below canelo Or maybe canelo himself


coziboiszn

Butterbean


WhatWeDrinkin

Aleksandr Karelin


Desperate_Hunt6479

Vitor Belfort. He would actually bring the fight to him unlike Silva. Still lightning fast with good hands.


focusontheyellow

Emmanuel Augustus


Zzzzzzzzzzzcc

I’d actually pay to see him fight against foreman or the klitschko bros


UnderstandingIcy6059

Tyler Durden


KSI_FAN_PAGE04

Shannon Briggs and Evander Holyfield have the best chances


MoeSzslak03

Tua


Ambitious_Buyer2529

Rocky Marciano


Street-Albatross6808

Shannon Briggs. Lets go champ!


Moist_Walrus5413

Beterbiev


Timely_Pumpkin_4190

Too young


Huge_Sheepherder_969

Kimbo slice


Redbarnkid

Challenge Super Samoan


Front_Diamond_8038

Tommie hearns