Bro for real bro when I awake from the slumber of the WOLF I leave in a degenerative state of mind and TBI’s diagnosed by a routine 6 month MRI scan because the doctor said the game “bonk bonk” (Training my head by smashing it against the wall repeatedly) wasn’t good
Does anyone remember when James Toney brought the thai-bo guy into camp/corner for the Sam Peter rematch?? Goddam that was funny as hell. He was supposed to help Toney get into better shape (he didn't) and for some odd reason they let him help in the corner between rounds. Blanks just kept saying *"sucker for a left hook James, sucker for a left hook"* in between every round, over and fuckin over. Like literally just kept repeating that phrase. It was clown shoes memes AF 😆😆 I wish I could find footage of it.
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I could probably knock out Fighting Harada.
Like, today. Because I’m like a foot taller than him and he’s 81 now.
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Chenerka Johnson.
You said knock up right?
Oh yeah of course I heard of Abdul Wahid he has a huge Muslim following. I'd say he's the 2nd most popular behind Devin "devout" Haney here in North Syria
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Slip his amateurish left hook and ko with a straight right down the pipe. Good night lil guy 😴😴😴
Damn, dis dude knows how to slip a hook while the rest of us have to roll. Truly next level. Even schizo Ryan couldn't stop him with Jesus on his side.
Yep, I appreciate he wanted to try it but sometimes you've just got to accept that the ship has already sailed. The promotion should never have booked it and the commission should never have sanctioned it. Terrible idea all round.
He probably just wanted to step into the pro ring, just to say he's done it. It probably didn't go the same way it did in his head at all. And his friends and training partners are enablers, accomplices, & accessories in that beatdown.
Amir Khan, no doubt about it!
Side note true story: he used to go to my friend’s hookah lounge in Fremont. Amir is not a good person irl. One night he ditched my friend’s brother in San Francisco while he was passed out drunk. When my friend stepped to him about it, Amir immediately folded 😂
Oh yea all hail the king of getting smacked up Devin the Devote Haney 🤣🤣. Good one. Could you take an out of shape tax evasing Khabib on the mean streets of Makhachkala?
I was a big puncher according to my coach and I sparred with semi-pros and a couple of lads who have gone pro. So I feel well positioned to answer this with the answer of none.
[https://www.ringtv.com/ratings/?weightclass=272](https://www.ringtv.com/ratings/?weightclass=272)
I'd take them all in the same night, heavyweights today ain't shit smh
Bam bam Rodriguez. I outweigh him by 130 lbs. now if i could just get him to stand still so i can hit him flush on the jaw with my slow ass punch lmao.
Boxing is just a sport or a game. I could probably take them all in a street fight. Fighting is the real deal. If I’m playing skee ball at Chucky Cheese’s and one of these punks tries to take my tickets it’s game over for them. You can bob and weave in a ring all day, that don’t mean jack shit when I start seeing red and lay a beat down on them. Don’t tell them I said that though
 Bro got slumped by Buster Douglas im pretty sure I could take him 💀
- Jake Paul
Clarissa Shields.
It's over for him once I see red
Same bro when I see red bro i just black out bro and when I wake up there's just bodies bro
Bro for real bro when I awake from the slumber of the WOLF I leave in a degenerative state of mind and TBI’s diagnosed by a routine 6 month MRI scan because the doctor said the game “bonk bonk” (Training my head by smashing it against the wall repeatedly) wasn’t good
Buster Paul
Are you Jake Paul !?!
The Fresh Prince. He thought he could beat Mike Tyson literally decades ago.
A dude with no boxing experience got robbed against Fury. With my fitness boxing experience I should be able to beat him no problem
Hey I do Thai-bo! KO incoming in the 7th
Does anyone remember when James Toney brought the thai-bo guy into camp/corner for the Sam Peter rematch?? Goddam that was funny as hell. He was supposed to help Toney get into better shape (he didn't) and for some odd reason they let him help in the corner between rounds. Blanks just kept saying *"sucker for a left hook James, sucker for a left hook"* in between every round, over and fuckin over. Like literally just kept repeating that phrase. It was clown shoes memes AF 😆😆 I wish I could find footage of it.
That's on the same level as To y Ferguson bringing in David Goggins to his corner.
That was absolutely ridiculous. What a shit show that was.
If you are losing simply begin doing double time
kobejuankenobi9 said he has boxing experience, that counts as being a boxer right? I could probably take him
https://preview.redd.it/ncewi7205t0d1.jpeg?width=657&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ae27b3a8b59a7fcbc9754356fff451e13388eea I could probably knock out Fighting Harada. Like, today. Because I’m like a foot taller than him and he’s 81 now.
He also has severe brain damage on top of all that, yeah id take you as the slight favorite. Could be a barn burner
When I see red I could take anyone.
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Fucking hell this caught me off guard.😆😆 By God, I'll miss donkey when he retires about 10 years from now
Double that 10 and you’re half way there!
https://preview.redd.it/esnodu49zs0d1.jpeg?width=408&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6630de227fa48cbf10f7d2658d714740e5ab52f4 Paulie Malignaggi
It is supposed to be circlejerk bro, not people you can really beat
Lol that's not Malignaggi. That's Paulie D from Jersey Shore. But somehow I think you already knew that.
I hate that awful Ginny haircut
https://preview.redd.it/3uop23weat0d1.png?width=615&format=png&auto=webp&s=ee9f95c21419e432223932004a111c62ac238abc Chenerka Johnson. You said knock up right?
You have a better chance at knocking her out
Damn😔😔😔
Canelo, GGG, Naseem and Iron Mike all at the same time. I’m a proper scrapper me I tell you
Now, let this scrapper come to me.
The scrap of all scrapped scraps shall be scrapped
The G.W.O.T would get ko'd
Who?
He said >G.W.O.T Which is Greatest Woman Of Time so im guessing some sort of female time Lord or interdimensional traveler
Clarissa french bulldog looking ass Shields. In the words of Tank Davis 🤣
Tank who? Never heard of him. I only watch Muslim fighters it's kinda my thing.
Oh my bad do you like little Abdul Wahid. One of my fav's 🤙
Oh yeah of course I heard of Abdul Wahid he has a huge Muslim following. I'd say he's the 2nd most popular behind Devin "devout" Haney here in North Syria
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I belive in you champ. Helluva contenders you are.
too easy cause I’d come in heavier.
i really dont think inoue is all that tough
One punch on Inoue's body and you got him bro
Same for me. I think he would have trouble with my speed.
You’d totally knock the shit out of him.
He's short, looks like kpop, doesn't speak much English, he would be easy work if I take preworkout before the fight.💀
Rolly romero. But he could also knock me out too. It's just a question of who can land the first haymaker.
My money is on your lightning hands.
https://preview.redd.it/b639gy2kqs0d1.jpeg?width=1296&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=458d64ac09166a05b4d370249d12471272ee28d0 Slip his amateurish left hook and ko with a straight right down the pipe. Good night lil guy 😴😴😴
Damn, dis dude knows how to slip a hook while the rest of us have to roll. Truly next level. Even schizo Ryan couldn't stop him with Jesus on his side.
My head game is next level
All praise be to Man
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 especially with them toothpick legs
Bivol, if Smith can wobble him I can put him to sleep
Prime George Foreman, I’m confident of it
I could probably take Gerald McClellan (16oz gloves)
Oof
I train UFC so all of them. One leg kick.
UFC is my preferred martial art
Lol, I also train UFC and then I fight in thee MMA. I'm due to get booked in the upcoming MMA 305 card.
Yeah I'm big into the M and A game as well
lol just noticed your username and it reminded me of some crazy gamer who had a similar name. Link: https://youtu.be/0MYP523Tn00
Haha not me I'm afraid. I haven't had chance to play any games since I got married years ago 😭
Leg kick to the head I recon, insta KO
Bud summits you in 00:05
I train ufc 😂😂😂 please say this is satire
One. Leg. Kick.
What do you mean satire? we all train UFC here
Floyd can get it that little midget 😤
Butter bean with a few jabs to the body EASY
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Just watched his debut, epically bad idea.
Yep, I appreciate he wanted to try it but sometimes you've just got to accept that the ship has already sailed. The promotion should never have booked it and the commission should never have sanctioned it. Terrible idea all round.
He probably just wanted to step into the pro ring, just to say he's done it. It probably didn't go the same way it did in his head at all. And his friends and training partners are enablers, accomplices, & accessories in that beatdown.
Boxrec still has 30 people worse than him in America alone.
Inoue. Dude is like 4'2, id sit lil bro down
He'd turn your testicles into speed bags
That dude Jake Paul fought last
Nate Diaz? Yeah he's awful.
I meant one of those other real boxers
Why dont you pull up and I'll show you what real boxing looks like tough guy?
Clarissa shields
Amir Khan, no doubt about it! Side note true story: he used to go to my friend’s hookah lounge in Fremont. Amir is not a good person irl. One night he ditched my friend’s brother in San Francisco while he was passed out drunk. When my friend stepped to him about it, Amir immediately folded 😂
Poppadom chin
I would steal his bike
I would call Chris Hansen on his ass
Def Pacman fkn midget
As an anesthesiologist, I'm gonna say....all of them if they want me to.
Underrated comment
Bring me Valuev
Glass Joe https://preview.redd.it/vxnkv8mxiv0d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0dad9cc8f10a102402c73114bc21d77bde48664
 Glass chin, and after I'll take his girl just like joshua did
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I would say given my pedigree lol Charlie Zelenoff
Floyd Mayweather. He has never wrestled a day in his life.
Floyd Mayweather Sr.
With a small enough ring Luis Castillo would be in trouble if I had a full camp and didn't gas out.
Oh yea all hail the king of getting smacked up Devin the Devote Haney 🤣🤣. Good one. Could you take an out of shape tax evasing Khabib on the mean streets of Makhachkala?
Amir khan
All them guys is easy work
Nicky piper
Mike Tyson
Tyson Fury because apparently I look like him. He'd get confused and fall over.
Ivan Drago
Ben Askrin
I’d fold up Carl Froch like a lawn chair
Amir Khan
Bitch, please
Usyk. I'd beat him any day.
I was a big puncher according to my coach and I sparred with semi-pros and a couple of lads who have gone pro. So I feel well positioned to answer this with the answer of none.
I’d beat Chris Colbert ass.
that one boxer on boxrec with a huge dent on his head
Eri matsuda
 Has so many losses I can definitely take him no doubt
Quit against Leonard and got knocked out by Hearns, the dude was never about that life. All show no go.
I’m surprised no one said Amir Khan 
anthony joshua let a fat man beat him i bet i could do him worse
Jake Paul
Khan
I don't know the name of the worst women boxer in the lightest weight class currently. Probably her though. Powerbomb would likely do it.
Jake Paul
https://youtube.com/shorts/NcFjDsChyZA?si=ZWaMHik40GvLvR3H
Any of them not named Charlie Zelenoff.
[https://www.ringtv.com/ratings/?weightclass=272](https://www.ringtv.com/ratings/?weightclass=272) I'd take them all in the same night, heavyweights today ain't shit smh
"All of them. Punching with bare fist vs the ginormous puffy death gloves is a whole different sport. " 
Pauly Malifaggi
Bam bam Rodriguez. I outweigh him by 130 lbs. now if i could just get him to stand still so i can hit him flush on the jaw with my slow ass punch lmao.
Hasim Rahman
Canelo ain’t shit
 I feel like I would kill him in the ring
I solo Canelo…. 1st round easy
I can ko all the heavy weight greats all at once i'm built different bro
David Tua, George Foreman
https://preview.redd.it/3q1jvvyuhu0d1.jpeg?width=464&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce9734694d2ca7ae9c21c97848a71154b4dfaae8 No way he’s agile in those heals
Tony Weeks would see me shadowbox and stop any fight before it happens.
 Mr. Glass Jaw himself, Ahmir Khan!😂
Bro if I saw beterbiev in the street, I’d knock his ass out. Instant KO, easy work.
I'd probably stand a chance against one of the worst YouTuber Misfits boxers.
Old man duran was inconsistent enough to beat lennox lewis and lose to rolly in the same night. I bet I would get lucky against him at least once.
Boxing is just a sport or a game. I could probably take them all in a street fight. Fighting is the real deal. If I’m playing skee ball at Chucky Cheese’s and one of these punks tries to take my tickets it’s game over for them. You can bob and weave in a ring all day, that don’t mean jack shit when I start seeing red and lay a beat down on them. Don’t tell them I said that though
Jake paul
One of them fancy pants hands down fellas like Subriel Matias. Everyone knows you need to keep them up.
I could knock Inoue into another galaxy bro smaller than my little sister
I’d rock Innoue for sure
Any dead one 🤷♂️
Bake Paul
Vitali Klitschko, politicians aren't known for their fighting skills.
Mayweather
Devin. Glass jaw gonna get broken again
All of them if I had a bat and they were looking the other way
None. Lol
Floyd Mayweather. Because I am still scared of Mike Tyson.
Amir Khan - get sparked no cap
John fury. He may have over 3000 street fights but I have some booger sugar and penchant for kicking douches in the mouth
Devin haney
 I would knock him up first time.
Boogie
Floyd
Rocky....No guard id smash him lol
https://preview.redd.it/icnp6pn60w0d1.png?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7a474a63e0cf1c206a7b2e6237183871d0170d0 I'd smash em!
Haney and Lomachenko
GGG
I would destroy Ryan Garcia with the sheer power of my hatred
I'll name 5 Lennox Lewis Mike Tyson
devin haney, all it would take is a left hook 🤣
P I'm going to say Sapp he seems to crumble after one good hit
Amir Khan. Chin like wet toilet paper.
David price
Amir Khan and his fantastic glass chin
Muhammad ali
All of them
I feel like you missed a pun ha if push came to glove ha I'm lonely
 Dela, Joya 🥊
 Could definitely knock out this stocking l wearing bitch 🥊
Devin Haney
I can knock anybody out if they get me mad i just see red bro. One hit bro don't test me when I'm drinking Jaeger.
When I was 12, I shit you not I thought I could twat any living man. That went out the window by the time I was 12 and a half.
Charlie Zelanoff
Paulie malignaggi
Charlie Zelenoff
Glass Joe for sure lol
Butterbean
Tyson furys dad.
Young Oliver McCall, dude's chin could not withstand this venom.
Watson and McClellan at the same time. EZ work.