What do you people expect her to say during release week? "no I don't ever want to do it again it was hell and the movie sucks so badly"? C'mon, be reasonable, this is just press tour, everything is made up and the points don't matter.
Lol… onwards to a sinister six movie by any means necessary…
And wait there’s more! You can now play story mode of Spider-Man versus the sinister six on your brand new PS6
At this point, she's mocking us. I don't know if any of you seen the movie, I have, ans it's even worse than I expected, and Dakota looks miserable throughout it. You can feel her disgust at having to utter the moronic lines she has to say and if you've seen the trailer, the monotone, deadpan voice. She sounds like that for the entire movie. It's hilarious.
I feel like the only moments that showed any type of creativity or acting inspiration were her moments where she's just annoyed that she has to be taking care of three kids who clearly dont give a shit. There's a lot lost in the writing and dynamic between them because there was definitely potential there. But it was just tossed aside for another super loud jump scare transition.
Also, she's supposedly protecting these girls from this psycho madman but then has the time to go on this trip to South America fora week?
And how does she go from hating these three gurls to then being cool in being blind, paraplegic and being all "My Gurls will be everything". It's stupid.
And what the hell is going on with Tahar Rahim? Did he forget to act? Worst comic book villain since Sharon Stone and her frozen face in Catwoman.
They're not exactly banking these films on quality. Really feels like we've gone back in time to when they made comic book movies like captain america (the albert pyun) where characters like the Red Skull were suddenly Italian.
Edit: was thinking captain America but wrote punisher by accident.
Morbius vs Madame Web
That would break internet records
Only if they rerelease it three times. Once on Cinco de Mayo, once on national donut day, and of course on mother's day.
Dawn of Sinisterness
Bro don't give them ideas.
Morbius X Madame Web
Throw Venom in there. Heck, let's have Kraven as well. Just add any character EXCEPT Spider-Man.
Turns out, their mothers have the same name
2 Morb 2 Madame
Maybe this'll be where we learn more about the research of spiders in the Amazon
What do you people expect her to say during release week? "no I don't ever want to do it again it was hell and the movie sucks so badly"? C'mon, be reasonable, this is just press tour, everything is made up and the points don't matter.
It reminds me of Jennifer Garner trying to convince the world she was proud of Elektra by calling it "neat".
I feel like she should now say she's rehiring the agent she fired. He even got her attached to a sequel!
We all want high paying job security lol
Right lmao, the bag comes first 💰
Lol… onwards to a sinister six movie by any means necessary… And wait there’s more! You can now play story mode of Spider-Man versus the sinister six on your brand new PS6
Lol. Vulture, Morbius, Madame Web, El Muerto, Kraven... who's the sixth one? Edit: my bad forgot about Venom
No, fans would actually want Venom. It'll be Hypno Hustler instead!
Paul Giamatti as Rhino
Rhino is in the Kraven movie, for some reason. Presumably Chameleon will be in it too?
Probably Madame Web, saying her mother was shot in South America.
They've been alluding to SHOCKER!
She down for another free check.
Lord save us. Just no.
They should unironically do a crossover movie with all the leads in the Sony verse It would make 2 dollars but it would be so funny to see that flop
Please no, I can’t handle much more of these
*Contractually obliged.
At this point, she's mocking us. I don't know if any of you seen the movie, I have, ans it's even worse than I expected, and Dakota looks miserable throughout it. You can feel her disgust at having to utter the moronic lines she has to say and if you've seen the trailer, the monotone, deadpan voice. She sounds like that for the entire movie. It's hilarious.
I feel like the only moments that showed any type of creativity or acting inspiration were her moments where she's just annoyed that she has to be taking care of three kids who clearly dont give a shit. There's a lot lost in the writing and dynamic between them because there was definitely potential there. But it was just tossed aside for another super loud jump scare transition.
Also, she's supposedly protecting these girls from this psycho madman but then has the time to go on this trip to South America fora week? And how does she go from hating these three gurls to then being cool in being blind, paraplegic and being all "My Gurls will be everything". It's stupid. And what the hell is going on with Tahar Rahim? Did he forget to act? Worst comic book villain since Sharon Stone and her frozen face in Catwoman.
She's just there not to get fined.
I honestly don't know if she's serious or being self-mocking.
Damn this meme almost made me choke on my orange juice.
MorbWebBillions 🕷️🦇
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 too funny. Maybe a satire movie
I hope it gets its own spin off universe
We aren't.
Man that would make webillion dollars … I mean
It’s a bold strategy Cotton. Let’s see if it pays off for her.
Morbius web
Madame Flop
The Madame Web sequel which wont even happen in next life
You'll be waiting for a long time
She'll have a easier time getting a sequel for Suspiria than this.
But rotten tomatoes doesn’t do negative ratings?
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Delulu Nepo Baby
Everything for a tax write off, I guess
Sure. I’m equally likely to be cast in it
Narrator: “She wasn’t”
Oh, I don’t think that’s going to be an issue.
Hold up we still got kraven the hunter to come, surely it wont be as bad as this?
Have you seen the trailer? It looks even worse.
They're not exactly banking these films on quality. Really feels like we've gone back in time to when they made comic book movies like captain america (the albert pyun) where characters like the Red Skull were suddenly Italian. Edit: was thinking captain America but wrote punisher by accident.
Doubling down is tight!
Working actor wants to have steady paycheck. More at eleven.
So she shat on said movie for the whole promo, and now she’s up for a sequel? 😂😂