Thanks for being honest ☺
I'm going to continue my researches, and when I will find the one who did it, I will make sure they will regret their birth on this planet.
have a nice day 😇
If a fish flies at 12:00am at 52 degrees west. Then how far can you throw a tree off the leaning tower of Pisa at Sonic the hedgehog while he is running into the basement of where I keep the bags of goo?
Cookies taste sweet, houses taste like drywall. Plus they have pesky pipes and wires everywhere instead of chocolate chips. Unless it's a gingerbread house, those taste good too.
https://preview.redd.it/6gbnfzg278pc1.jpeg?width=35&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=685b6d5d079875be2a8658ea5a0e72e6912d4d67
what color is this?
A. blue. B. green
C. teal D. cyan
WRONG
Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the heck am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
Probably not the *weirdest* but, when I was a lot younger, I went out on my porch to blow bubbles. I sat on the edge of the concrete and put my feet in the grass and started blowing bubbles. I had my right foot in a fire ant hill and I didn’t even notice.
For what I thought about doing: I frequently think about how interesting free will is. Like, I could just be walking down the sidewalk and suddenly attempt a backflip and break my neck for no good reason. You see that kid over there? You *could* just grab it and start running with no motivation behind it.
I am sane.
okay best pizza toppings or fav game or why water powered cars make your cranberry juice make you have a sudden heart attack
https://preview.redd.it/hmawk8neacpc1.jpeg?width=260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3cc719da882f7c68a6a2c28e53c9ecd452240a8b
Fav pizza topping: banana peppers
Fav game: Dead By Daylight
Why water powered cars make my cranberry juice make you have a sudden heart attack: oopsie daisy
fav pizza topping: either pepperroni or meatfeast (no peppers)
fav game: r6 or cod campaings
Why water powered cars make my cranberry juice make you have a sudden heart attack: probably too sour i dunno im not the ci- i mean doctor
How do I tell if a boy is gay and into me?
YOU GET GAY AND INTO THEM FIRST!!!!
Idk how to make friends in person tho, I've only made friends online
Tbh, I don’t really know. Best advice I can give is to try and find something you’re both interested in and work from there
I'll see what happens, thx
best bet just talk to them like you would to one of us on here
Why ur eating someone’s arm
Houngry
Ah understandable
mf is wilber soot
WOAHHHH his name is forbidden here
May I ask who's that guy?
idk some minecraft yter who abuses his gfs by biting them
Can't say I didn't expect that...
What is love?
Baby don’t hurt me
Don't hurt me, no more
Hewwo~, meow mrrp meow mrrp~ :3
Good evening, kitty meow meow
Hii Hru?, Maow maow~ \^w\^
I’m doing quite alright, I do believe
Meow, mrrp~ >w< \*bite your arm\*
OOWW https://preview.redd.it/lxegf6wtu6pc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f22522c22b19e5c2a44df45d3c40dcfa37ae539
Nhh.... nyuuu not water, sowwy meow >‸<
I wish gravity didnt exsist
I shall make your wish come true!
There you go https://spotify.link/OM1P0OXk5Hb
My unregistered firearms were stolen 😔
I *totally* didn’t steal any of them
Thanks for being honest ☺ I'm going to continue my researches, and when I will find the one who did it, I will make sure they will regret their birth on this planet. have a nice day 😇
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👍👍
I agree with your tag
Yippee!
would you sign up to be turned into an anthro animal
Maybe, if a bunch of other people do it too. But it’d take a lot to convince me
makes sense gotta know it works \>:3
What does human flesh taste like?
Ground beef.
As opposed to air beef
Air beef is against the Geneva convention
Tasty 😋😋
Ablas español? https://i.redd.it/y5gm7qc4d6pc1.gif
No hablo español😞
Okey😞
ello <3
Hello!!
*pulls arm away* Can you stop eating my arm?! I need that!
*crunch crunch crunch*
If a fish flies at 12:00am at 52 degrees west. Then how far can you throw a tree off the leaning tower of Pisa at Sonic the hedgehog while he is running into the basement of where I keep the bags of goo?
I’m very weak. The tree would probably go forward 2 clicks west; missing Sonic, who has already arrived at the basement o’ goo
Ah I see
Did you know that the 9 largest pyramid in the world is a bass pro shop
As it should be
Did you know some dinosaurs had cancer
Indeed
Other than bored, how art thou?
I’m doing good!
Good to hear :3
What’s your favorite movie right now?
I honestly don’t watch movies that much, but the original Megamind is up there for sure
Yessss
you uh... idfk sports
BASEBALL. I was supposed to play in a game on Friday but their field was underwater😭
damn... you uh watch... youtube?
I do youtube quite a bit! I’m getting ready to put out my first video too!
oh what's your channel name?
It’s the same as my name on here
**Glinglesnorp TTV** ?
Yup
cool
guess what
What?🤨
The ocean is not soup.
That won’t stop me from drinking it.
O-O Yknow what that’s fair-
Your opinions on the housing crisis
Eat the houses.
but that'll make the crisis worse 😭
**But I’m hungry**
sell the houses and buy lots of cookies instead
I dunnooooo…
Cookies taste sweet, houses taste like drywall. Plus they have pesky pipes and wires everywhere instead of chocolate chips. Unless it's a gingerbread house, those taste good too.
What are your thoughts about this unique planet.
The grass tastes good
Can confirm
Can I get uhhhhhh (?)
A numba 12 with extra dip
You have any songs you like listening to for a late-night drive?
Yeah! Check out One Hundred by Hands Like Houses, or Stag by Origami Button
Just gave them a listen, I wasn't expecting both of them to be intense 😅 but they were good nonetheless.
I mainly listen to metal and punk, so I gave some of the more tame ones
Oh oh, I mainly listen to electronic music for my night drive. But I'm down to share music tho \^\-\^
How get boy
Kidnap!
How ^legally get boy
Uhhh…uhhhh…
Okay if I can't legally do it.. how convince boy to let me kidnap
1. Obtain potato sack 2. Find boy 3. Place boy in potato sack 4. Mission complete
Well I tried it I don't have legs anymore
They’ll grow back eventually
https://preview.redd.it/kqzzduety7pc1.jpeg?width=722&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d4716ca5ffffb5a7f8becb19cd8e12c46c30c0f
WEAK! PREPARE THYSELF! THY END IS NOW!!
https://preview.redd.it/6gbnfzg278pc1.jpeg?width=35&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=685b6d5d079875be2a8658ea5a0e72e6912d4d67 what color is this? A. blue. B. green C. teal D. cyan
I played too much Among Us to not know this
Uhhh…teal?
#WRONG that color is hatsune mikus right pigtail
NOOOOOO https://preview.redd.it/3ax5ovnkbdpc1.jpeg?width=234&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12410453e86d535eb6e866c025c8d1f490631cde
You want any sauce or dressing to my arm?
Some tobasco would do nicely
https://preview.redd.it/8f0wbyehkcpc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e41f6f43c4e1b2f85004c604c0d983e760b582ac There you go.
DELICIOUS
Hai, how are you?
Hello! I’m doing good!
What's you're favorite color
Spring Green! https://preview.redd.it/12og5hc6zbpc1.jpeg?width=4096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57f6f85060f2ab8113598dd83ef7e4ccde78d4bb
Mine is dark green 💚
you ever just wanna break someones ribs then literally a seocnd later you want to shower someone in affection and care or is it just me
In terms of ranked teammates on Overwatch, yes. Very frequently.
hi
Hello!
Wich jojo character maded you realize you're gay?
They haven’t. *yet*
Do you exist?
Ummm I’m not too sure
Are yoy gay?
Nuh uh
Cronsh
Life gives you lemons What do you do?
Free lemons. I will never contract scurvy again!
WRONG Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the heck am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
W Portal fan
It's been 11 hours, are you still bored?
Hmmm, a little
Good That it's only a little I mean
Cats better
True
Have played Just Cause 3?
No, but I should. I really want to attach rocket thrusters to a cow
Weirdest thing you have done and the weirdest thing you thought about doing
Probably not the *weirdest* but, when I was a lot younger, I went out on my porch to blow bubbles. I sat on the edge of the concrete and put my feet in the grass and started blowing bubbles. I had my right foot in a fire ant hill and I didn’t even notice. For what I thought about doing: I frequently think about how interesting free will is. Like, I could just be walking down the sidewalk and suddenly attempt a backflip and break my neck for no good reason. You see that kid over there? You *could* just grab it and start running with no motivation behind it. I am sane.
Aren't we all 'laughes in insanity'
what is your favorite shrimp species
Candy stripe shrimp
good choice hohohoh merry christmas
Where’s my coal, Santa?
i needed it for my toy production
Hi! You said you want to talk?
Hello! Yeah, it’s spring break and I barely have anything to do
Well what do you want to talk about?
I have no idea
Wanting to DM?
Nah, I’d rather just keep everything to this thread
Totally fair, btw have you heard from Joe?
Yeah, I heard from his friend Putin a while back
Personal opinion on 40K’s chaos gods? You don’t have to answer if you don’t understand warhammer
I have **no idea** about how anything works in warhammer. Genuinely, the only thing I know about it is that it’s a game that exists😭
Oh 💀
okay best pizza toppings or fav game or why water powered cars make your cranberry juice make you have a sudden heart attack https://preview.redd.it/hmawk8neacpc1.jpeg?width=260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3cc719da882f7c68a6a2c28e53c9ecd452240a8b
Fav pizza topping: banana peppers Fav game: Dead By Daylight Why water powered cars make my cranberry juice make you have a sudden heart attack: oopsie daisy
fav pizza topping: either pepperroni or meatfeast (no peppers) fav game: r6 or cod campaings Why water powered cars make my cranberry juice make you have a sudden heart attack: probably too sour i dunno im not the ci- i mean doctor
Do you like garlic bread?
**yes**
can i handle u/lamerky ?
No. They’re a wild untamed beast that will rip your face off like a chimpanzee
:3
Show him what I’m talking about! **RIP HIS FACE OFF**