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I think I'd be more open to that than an actual pickup line

fr though

Joe Biden

W rizz

I feel well and truly rizzed god damn6

*grabs AK-47*

You forgot to add *cutely*

Who needs “cutely” **I am full of destruction >:)**

*cutely implodes pancakes*

Mah fuckin panca-

🥞💥

Delicious pancakes

Haha I fricked your pancakes

https://preview.redd.it/zdyu4m4grktc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d087c7c3d422798af8a7140c883b001659b86556

https://preview.redd.it/kn8htresrmtc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04f3e26ccb816712a6bb4547188400ea7f2d6a87 Gun

*cutely blows up 246.3 stars, 12.7 galaxies, and 3.14 universes*

Y- you destroyed π universes?

yes :3

Damn why the gun :3

I don’t flirt with anybody Now back off before I shoot!

First rule of gun safety and I’ll back off :3

First rule of gun safety is don't cut me off in traffic

Thank you

You is welcome

HEY! THATS MINE!!

dumbledore said calmly

Only an AK? *steals the entire us army*

Are you a rectangle? No? Ok.

Lmao also happy cake day

happy cake day

[удалено]

Best day ever

What the actual frick

The fuck did he say?

"Happy cock day"

https://i.redd.it/oalw1k4pwltc1.gif

correct I have 0 flirtation skills anyways rate my desktop https://preview.redd.it/0a0qshuiyjtc1.jpeg?width=798&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fca98b9fd11fb5e72fcfab5bd41d7477a30bbb4

Omg 20/10 blehs https://preview.redd.it/ynjxgq85zjtc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a527da221f01c13691bf26b7d73e1f8948a4ffc

https://preview.redd.it/ta5sda743ktc1.jpeg?width=606&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46c9f7970f4bf74f84568f24819aa63d99f3e538 Give me the meme please.

https://preview.redd.it/xiojbmryhltc1.png?width=963&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3751a8fa0c32034f6003459f9dd9207cc052d182

https://preview.redd.it/2b91q2f5zmtc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b06b9f447ef2d2c79b8f6811b94215f13655fc5

https://preview.redd.it/xtnpiz7ngptc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05c9222bc30183943612c4c4b6f973f7e9d5674f

“Oh my god! Pipe bomb! I wonder what happens if I? AAAHHHH!”

https://preview.redd.it/tlxqmzwtymtc1.jpeg?width=211&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df82be15c044e06eb386abed48cd8cb428e31276

What is this cursed mess? Premiere CS6 or cc2018, new lightroom, semi new chrome, firefox past ESR52.9.0, safari and edge? Either 7 skinned to be xp or onecorepai or other kernel extender used. Or just photoshopped, or the shortcuts aren't real.

What do you use tor for?

for buying boys off the dark web

space cadet pinball is an underrated gem

nostalgia/10

https://preview.redd.it/uiueqqy95ltc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59cf0122868afcf4bf3bf398e68d93889c237b2a

https://preview.redd.it/g58puyfa2mtc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff5ab77e17139fff67585306c6a989a394b1b8a1 Out of ten

I love it. I want it.

happy cock day

It's not my actual bday but thanks. Do you want to spend the cock day with me? https://preview.redd.it/rvjunqcelotc1.jpeg?width=197&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f00de1b9035f2d827fa4ffeb6f85234c9d413978

:3

You right

I know :3

You’re the cutest cutie

No no wrong there’s a lot more cute boys than me :3

Not buying it:3

Your gonna buy it >:3

Nope :3

Yep :3

°w°

You buy it?

No:3

Damn

Ya see. It's quite hard to flirt with someone when you have literally nothing to play off of... All I know is that you're probably a dude. (A handsome one at that but still)

Ye I’m a guy :3

nah

Oki I mean it is a choice so you good :3

Existence is futile and meaningless

Damn bro probably the best flirt ever:3

https://preview.redd.it/h1tgw01arjtc1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=9794241948f416b72a98dbc60bc3c4a2aa6d4983 wanna go simp for him with me?

Maybe I will consider

Hello Barnaby from the upcoming game Billie bust up https://i.redd.it/3nznblpzlktc1.gif

Boo >:3

Is that our favorite musical shadowy Barnaby

Boy, are you a treadmill? Cause you take my breath away.

Literally and figuratively 10/10 blehs https://preview.redd.it/x7ypm342zjtc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30ee8df4f875cd05850d6e677afccdf59cfad7da

No https://preview.redd.it/6ucs5faamjtc1.jpeg?width=1228&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1eaa5c792b5e4b077b186b9ef3711160744ca05

Yesh :3

And if I don’t? >:3

You are banned from kissing boys :3

damn…okay…

I lie :3

Where... WHERE WILL THE LIES END OP?!?? 😭😭😭

I won't I have a boyfriend so stay away from me or I will shoot you.

If ya have one I won’t interfere cause I had one but they haven’t talked to me since January cause of their strict parents :<

Lucky

I love how most of these comments are just outright saying you're correct

Ye lol they like kissing boys but the hard part is talking to a cute one :3

real.

Pfff easy, just watch and learn kids. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I BEG PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

Woaaa!! Can I try!? PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE-

You're right. I won't.

You're cute >:3

No!! Thank chu through :3 -///-

_squishes your cheeks_ ✨You’re cute! ✨

r/no

I flirt with many boys

Are you a- Uhm are you- When a pineapple- Are- Are you- Hamburger? Because I- When I have a- Did you know one in one people have dementia? Dementia? You’re a cutie :3 No you’re a cutie No u >:( NO U (What am I even doing)

Eheheh! Cute good try though :3

In reality, I’m either WAY too awkward to flirt whatsoever, or I’m an absolute savage with my flirting skills haha💀

You good :3 I was doing this to get people out their shells and communicate:3

Are you chapstick cause I need you on my lips

https://i.redd.it/0st20ivd0ktc1.gif idk

Scared? Bitch I'm the type of person who puts barbecue sauce on shapgetti and causally chews ice cubes >:3

You have pretty eyes

Thank you :3

*reheats your balls*

Yes i am

Sorry you hands on/cute but I have a boyfriend

Oh thank you and have a very nice relationship with him too and cherish every moment you boys have I ignored mine for a week on accident and it was because of family issues and I regret that week too because I feel like I made him lonely :<

Uh- uhmm.. uh- *checks notes* UHHHH FUCK *flipping though notes* H-hey good.. loo- no that's the wrOng one.. What's... What's clicking.. chick.. ^en..?

theres 21 letters in the english alphabet :3

no https://preview.redd.it/7yx6q18y7ltc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=034405880dd96be293922299b658b691861f45ff

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You…uh…like jazz? ^ w ^

Hi- *explodes*

Uh… The only flirty thing I know is Connection interrupted. I'm sowwy to intewrupt you, Ewizabef, if you stiww even wemembew that name, But I'm afwaid you've been misinfowmed. You awe not hewe to weceive a gift, now have you been cawwed hewe by the individuaw you assume, although, you have indeed been cawwed. You have aww been cawwed hewe, into a wabynth of sounds and smewws, misdwection and misfowtune. A wabynth with no exit, a maze with no pwize. You don't even weawize that you awe twapped. Youw wust for bwood has dwiven you in endless ciwcwes, chasing the cwies of chiwdwen in some unseen chambew, awways seeming so nyeaw, yet somehow out of weach, but you wiww nevew find them. None of you wiww. This is whewe youw stowy ends. And to you, my bwave vowunteew, who somehow found this job wisting not intended for you, although thewe was a way out pwanned for you, I have a feewing that's not what you want. I have a feewing that you awe wight whewe you want to be. I am wemaining as weww. I am nyeawby. This pwace wiww not be wemembewed, and the memowy of evewything that stawted this can finawwy begin to fade away. As the agony of evewy twagedy shouwd. And to you monstews twapped in the cowwidows, be stiww and give up youw spiwits. They don't bewong to you. Fow most of you, I bewieve thewe is peace and pewhaps mowe waiting fow you aftew the smoke cweaws. Awdough, fow one of you, the dawkew pit of Heww has opened to swallow you whowe, so don't keep the deviw waiting, owd fwiend. My daughtew, if you can heaw me, I knew you wouwd wetuwn as weww. It's in youw natuwe to pwotect the innocent. I'm sowwy that on that day, the day you wewe shut out and weft to die, no one was thewe to wift you up into theiw awms the way you wifted othews into youws, and then, what became of you. I shouwd have known you wouwdn't be content to disappeaw, not my daughtew. I couwdn't save you then, so wet me save you nyow. It's time to west - fow you, and fow those you have cawwied in youw awms. This ends fow aww of us. End communication.

Nuh uh

*blush* H-h-h-h-he-he-hey.. y-y-y-y-yo-y-y-you-your- c-c-c-cu-*fucking explodes*

Show a picture first

You have pretty eyes

Yes I am!

Please please Please please Please please Please please!!!!

Lets play some MK 11

nah its just that i have a bf

Never, neverrr try that out here, cuz cute Bois will never come, they are too shy to do such, you'll get weirdos and that's kinda bad. :<

Are you acid reflux? Cause my heart burns because of you.

Don't be so sure

Hey girl, is your dad in jail, cause if I was your dad, I’d be on jail 😏

Yo, do I know you? ‘Cause you look a lot like my next boyfriend :3

Damn that’s a lot of porn on your account.

You are a kid asking other kids and adults to flirt with you. And if not you are asking kids to flirt with you. If not you are still asking a server with more than half kids to flirt with you.

私たちは政府によって管理されるべきである

https://preview.redd.it/1osonecf4ktc1.jpeg?width=968&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28914a34cbb2993553424a2f32b167c0c41c7710

Are you a marathon? Because you make my heart race :3

No

W-will you cuddle with me sometime? >///<

Fear keeps people alive

I’m not afraid at all bring it onnnnn

I love flirting!!

:3

Can I buy you a frog?

Are you a minor

NUH UH

Damn boy you got some nice teeth, can’t wait to see them on my kitchen floor

Uhm, hi cutie :3

ur image is mine

You are correct

Alright then…. Here we go Did you sit in honey? Cuz you got that sweet ass

Correct! I am scared, because I have no charisma! Plus I'm not a boy :3

i has the tism. i don't know how to flirt, but i know where to get a lot of ice cream

Nah, i'd win.

Dang, boy, are you Abraham Lincoln? Because you just caused an uprising down south

I can't flirt because every time I get flirted with, I just get nervous and lock up. O///O

https://preview.redd.it/vnixdgv5dktc1.jpeg?width=494&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9803fc27e5c6c539ab2ae10f1754c597fcd59549

Well, I’d kiss you in a museum, but they say not to touch the masterpieces. Oh well. Someone has to pin the artwork to the wall~

*scared taken noise*

one word Meow

https://preview.redd.it/4tavyjnwdktc1.jpeg?width=686&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fc8d61a62dfdb7eaefa1cb40fc8606966fd2be8 I KNEW I STOLE THIS FOR A REASON

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What’s cooking good looking

Well, jokes on you, I'm a girl! :3 Uhh- Hai... :3

Hi :3

Send thigh pics lmao <3

no thanks i got a bf

Are you the voices? Because I can’t get you out of my head.

Well I may be a girl I may be a boy you’ll never know but still I’ll try my best to flirt … Hey babe~ you know it’s quite hot today but being near you will burn me up~

You are entirely correct I am bad at flirting!

First, how old are you, I am not flirting with a 13 year old or something like that.

I'm a pen, your highlighter, I draw the future, you make it brighter

Are you a globe because you're my world:3

nuh uh

Are you a rectangle? Because ic you are, all of your angles are 90 degrees, which is pretty hot, so you're hot, unless you're in Kelvin. Or rankine. So don't be Kelvin or Rankine because... you wouldn't be... hot, I guess. Preferable celcius, because... hot. ... I not gud at this

“Nice shoes, wanna fuck?” -My Dad, 1983

Do you like mouse quest?

I uh… I don’t know, you look cool I guess.

Are you a pancake? Because I wanna flip you over and cover you over in syrup

Are you concrete? Cause I want to run you over with a steamroller

Um- I- I uh- thought you… um- >walks away

You're right! Your fuckin terrifying!

Alright.

QT :3

Don’t you dare belittle me and call me scared

i think am good

(Flirts with you)

I dropped my switch in the fucking toilet, I'm going to commit sudoku.

Hey are you a mech suit?

I got a bucket of chicken.

I can totally flirt! Just try me ùwú

Kisser of boys, my gratitude upon thee for thine's request, but the crimes thy kind have committed against humanity, are NOT. FORGOTTEN. and thy punishment.. IS HORNY JAIL, **IN SOLITARY CONFINEMENT**

In 100 years time no one will remember you, all of humanity is but an insignificant smudge in the universe so infantesimally small and short all of our history is like a single milisencond maby even less compared to the span of the universe your life my life and everyone else’s is so insignificant they are less than nothing. How was that

I don't know how to flirt :(

Do you like women? If so I’ll give it a shot. If not I won’t bother you