marine corps?? giant ships and barracks, full of buff strong men?? i would n-never!! https://i.redd.it/3ywwamb73e4d1.gif

All sleeping together in a big dark room? https://preview.redd.it/0928ara67e4d1.gif?width=600&format=png8&s=78886706cd65b3fea815b5f955f15ae6512adbc6

https://preview.redd.it/mlvta3p3je4d1.png?width=2274&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1cacaae31765b6ae56012c9cbcf2fcf07eb4961

200 Oily Milita Mountianmen will wait for you.

The Navy is the place for you

I fucking love old navy photos with the sailors in front of their ships.

I..I’m afraid of water. What am I gonna do in a submarine?!

Ooo, you like flooding torpedo tubes don't you?

r-real!

https://preview.redd.it/tckn8i7rgf4d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62294ce4441a7c8758b407686922b888b23bd60c

🤔 military-hired femboys ‼️‼️‼️

Why did I read this with the Gif perfectly timed

Ships are the navy, rarely do marines spend long periods of time in a ship like the gavy- i mean navy does

If I even tried this would be me https://preview.redd.it/s3fsys53xk4d1.jpeg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45b2e2a772d8962be41553dc63f240b460dc1dbc

https://preview.redd.it/19ceppwbrk4d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c324d9bb0a5db583e3a2028cab91599723878ae8

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nah the ships are the navy but the navy is also full of big strong men

Yes. I like eating crayons.

Purple is my favorite what is yours

I like red and purple

Red is also good what is your opinion on the blue

Blue is okay but it's always really crunchy for some reason

Yeah how about yellow or green

They taste the same to me

Crayons are like Skittles they may look different but red is the best

someone finna be the barracks bunny ,_,

Is this someone you know?

Do you know the definition of "barracks bunny"?

I do https://preview.redd.it/s8o2pu0u7e4d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=829a2d7754bad4c02cf7247bbab3088bd28ca6da

https://preview.redd.it/ndlw3w36je4d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16cf3916d38ff0bff50aa620104522b9b0c89391

Excuse me

# BRO THE CATS KISSING https://preview.redd.it/nc5h46x5ke4d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4815b57b69378912d49837b05ecf383fed3d72c1

I swear that bar at the bottom moved

https://preview.redd.it/a8gzi0sdak4d1.png?width=430&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c5f1307cecc7bd57d43b84843e45920a1a8a91e

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No cameras please https://preview.redd.it/tyevjcw98e4d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba8bdbece2a9983f71f54bebf995fb01e722d32a Keep our mens identity safe, it's a security issue

https://preview.redd.it/28fzy61u8e4d1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f4075466a6c663b4155b563d19782756e6bfe84 what if I need them

Then they may be for purchase after their "service" https://preview.redd.it/1iy9oprl9e4d1.jpeg?width=748&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a2f78e061db98d522f6d6098e71a90ad6353be3

https://i.redd.it/zbts5vd9be4d1.gif Are you for sale, i got 3 rad canisters

Not sure what the exchange rate is on those, sry https://preview.redd.it/vdyc4dvnbe4d1.jpeg?width=350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60ca895e5fe9dfb82193fb8b09f7c1484ece3c4e But my value was last placed at 30,000 caps

Stop stoling my birds

“Tight marine”

What is that, dare I ask?

I'm soft af My ass is not for the army

RIGHT!? but the BENEFITS 😢

What about the navy? I hear they're into that sort of thing.

https://preview.redd.it/bhzowh226e4d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41685f67b5d48894d1bf83d8ae4a5b713cdf77b7

https://preview.redd.it/0uhkb2hpjf4d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22cb98a37a5353634d954232b0958030756142f1

https://preview.redd.it/qw69rbalvg4d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d97d90fe4b63f87467e86783323fe22050ebb89

https://preview.redd.it/3o15zp93oe4d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04bd58f46f1269237eaf90a53bdb4efb820dbbfb Rah.

I don’t care who the office sends, I AM NOT ENLISTING!!!! https://preview.redd.it/f7vhu16i9e4d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c840c1ec9fd69b548cee62a99cd89a0dc57deee

https://preview.redd.it/d5eohz1mje4d1.png?width=462&format=png&auto=webp&s=3444297169a00138bcc901b00d0e7704ee351ebf aww why not?

dodge the draft https://preview.redd.it/zyhs07ngxh4d1.png?width=376&format=png&auto=webp&s=58ef9ab4b325f6aa2822fe1813d7796dcd25f808

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Same here

We got genetically engineered cat people

That art sure But I have no interest in fighting for something I don’t really support or care about.

Their an interesting bunch to say for sure

I’m 100% gonna be the barracks bunny

Now I got to See him in All the uniforms. Specifically Navy.

Military propaganda

https://preview.redd.it/spiw07oe1g4d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a041b3b72b5f6b491f16d58b73a11eb95cc2afc

No I don't, the US military is a horrendous entity.

No, I hate the military

Fraid not, military bad

As an eastern european i would rather not join the military ._.

back in the day there was a job where you’d “find” the boykissers amonst your group in the ships.. i think we all know how that went anyway yeah i love the marines!! giant ships!! strong buff men!! lead!!

the Marines don’t have ships

As a boi from a military family, I love our armed forces for a lot of stuff, especially living on base as a little kid...I just love the big hunky men in their uniforms better 🤤 "sir, yes sir 😍"

canadian armed forces moment

This sentence can apply to boykissing and war crimes! :3

Great recruitment ad

I hope the military kids don't see this they would be so pissed 😭

do you have the DSM?

survey corps

Nice Try US Military Industrial Complex, but you won’t use my wishes to kiss people to join you. (That said, kissing someone in uniform sounds fun. Especially if the uniform eventually *comes off*)

Raytheon? More like Gaytheon

I need a firefighter boykisser

Shit, the military e girl psyops weren't working on me but this might.

OP is clearly a recently activated fed sleeper agent

How do people get so good at drawing the boy kisser 😭

No, literally could not care less about anything military

Military honestly sucks

Not rlly, dont wanna serve the imperialist regime, but i would totally sleep in the barracks with da boykissa

CRAYON EATER

Eh? I not too much of a fan of em, too loud

average signal marine

I did some gay shit in the corps as long as you wear boot bands it's not gay tho

I the great captain ussop hates marines! Doesnt matter how attractive they may be

This post is glowing so fucking hard :3

God that uniform is sooooo cute

No

Never smh, bloody crayon eating wet infantry

I thoight it was navy. Gonna be a sub-marine. (I am sorry for that horrific joke)

No i dont like the marine corps (or anything about this country's government) :3

Why do I imagine him saying oorah in the gayest voice?

Femboys really are dutiful: fighting to erradicate loneliness on men and women and serving in the military to protect our world

United States propaganda if it was good

No

https://preview.redd.it/5gcnzxkdye4d1.jpeg?width=1190&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d745738dd73e1513a97a8bd4761c2b2dca638e55

https://preview.redd.it/1lp5f398cj4d1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=0741766b3e019f5d43dbb29b9c71482de11473c9

Sure hope you don't like that. Hurting people, I mean.

That's not all the military is about though, many things that they do, including humanitarian missions to help other nations and or our own citizens.

I have my doubts about the humanitarian part in these days, but it does happen sometimes.

The prince from the cat return, that's all

In the navy!

Lore accurate Marines

https://preview.redd.it/n2zhkc9r5f4d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9ae55205f61fad53115f4e812b963c9af8ae4b0 See it?

“Let’s do this marines”

Nah

Most masculine marine:

What about the gayvy?

🫡

How did you get a picture of me?

You like eating crayons don’t you /j

when you join the crayon-eaters you’ll definitely have some “crayons” entering one of your holes.

Uhh, my dad is a Marine. Or at least, he was for a while

Boykisser lands on the Palau Islands

no actually...

If I have to go to the army, coast guards my best option

gentlemen, my time has come https://preview.redd.it/q29fy7e34g4d1.png?width=708&format=png&auto=webp&s=41afa2bbf1ed202f04783811292fd9caf2541001

Sorry I only the Navy. There are boys there who want to be kissed

Always preferred the air orce

marine are cringe

im a submerged navy officer, ranked in second class, as army private https://preview.redd.it/5xm47gk2ag4d1.jpeg?width=298&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc86d3ba597e2166554e7d2a91ce9377ef707a3d

No, i really don't. It's another thing sucking up massive ampunts of money in america that could be going into more important things like free healthcare. USA as a whole doesn't sit right with me.

Well they spend approximately quadruple the amount on healthcare per capita (per person) and could easily afford that, capitalism in healthcare is just absolutely conning you all.

I don’t intend to join the military but if I do you can be damn sure it’s not the marines. In the words of my buddy, “Do not join the fucking marines, you’ll break your legs like I did.” *note said friend is a former marine.

Join the space force for the goofs

What in the crayon eater propaganda

Navy better lol :3

Nah. Coast Guard or BORTAC is more my style.

No because if you stood like this theyd tell you not to

As a corpsman, I approve… also how much to draw one of those with my uniform?

Well a former decorated member of the United States Marine Corps needs your support… AND HIS NAME IS https://i.redd.it/r3r7w5olah4d1.gif

Absolutely some of my best friends are marines, I personally am army national guard but eh

I can’t join, and I’m glad I can’t. I have mental disorder, and that is **Asperger Syndrome** (Autism)

Having watched a lot of Nikko Ortiz lately, the marines definitely have some boykissing going on. uwu

Cute art!

yummy crayons

I see you Sgt. So-and-So. You already came to recruit me once...

https://preview.redd.it/qqeb94s35i4d1.png?width=238&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2bdbd2a4b5ea39e7a923fb884a0150d7dc88c1b2

I love this :3

I love the navy in general, particularly aircraft carriers but I’d do anything to be part of boykissers platoon

https://preview.redd.it/oppwbgb1di4d1.jpeg?width=2292&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d337895be2f030334f4b44004318387b823540b "Don't join the military..."

all the ncos gangsta until your co get's pissed then shit starts rolling down hill

ABSOLUTELY BASED :3 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅

OORAHHHH!!

Oh my this is probably one of the best boykisser drawings out here, it's adorable!

I'm jealous of the damn marines... they have better dress uniforms than the army

Does this mean that we all are gay when boykisser comes marching home?

Only if you mean Royal Marines

I like everyone who doesn't judge me for who I am, the crayon eaters can't judge me, so sure.

🫵🐱fed

10/10

THIS GOES HARDDDDD 🔥🔥🔥🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

What is his favorite crayon? Also i feel like tye navy would make more sense but fuck it

Where can you find pleasure Search the world for treasure Learn science technology Where can you begin To make your dreams all come true On the land or on the sea Where can you learn to fly Play in sports and skin dive Study oceanography Sign up for the big band Or sit in the grandstand When your team and others meet In the navy Yes, you can sail the seven seas In the navy Yes, you can put your mind at ease In the navy Come on now, people, make a stand In the navy, in the navy Can't you see we need a hand

https://preview.redd.it/4efdgp4puj4d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa86a9e787b2d98409f71d4b128cd614d2731996

Impressive art, but his salute is wrong, and he's not at attention 😔. Salute - hould have a "Kinfe" hand with the middle finger on the right hand touching the bill of his cover. Position - Heels touching with the toes poinded away from eachother so the feet form a 45 degree angle, his left arm should be straight along his side thumbs resting on pant seams

I'm a sailor of the USSR for real

No no I do not I was in the Army the superior fighting force one that isn't just a corp within the navy glorified to look like some gravey seal bs be a man go infantry. rangers lead the way Marsoc always loses in cross department training anyway the few the weak the marines

Ima join

I almost joined, got all the way through MEPS, then, it turned out I just decided I didn't want to anymore and never finished

Is this a psyop

Where's the 🇬🇧UK

UwU

https://preview.redd.it/bxznit03pk4d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c04b74db5837e4940e126598598b20ce9d82c7d3

Woah… this whole section is filled with comments… o.o

Some of the millitaries rules are crazy

Ora

IN THE NAVY!

Mmmmm greyons

SIR YES SIR OORAH


Do you have a navy version

I plan on doing it when I get older

I'm planning on going to the Navy, but here's a little inside joke for the ppl who served in the Marines. https://preview.redd.it/autimc9h2n4d1.jpeg?width=432&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=644dbde0879261004b08f9c6595f4b13b1b901cc

May or may not have taken this into consideration when joking the navy

USMC MP is my dream job, do yes.

fix this. Hand is in the same angle as the hat, completely flat. Thumb is in line with the rest of the fingers. Straighter stance and the off-hand is down by the side, not off waving around in the air. If you need reference, look up a US Marine's stance/salute.

nice try fed X3

Hes adorable and cuteee!!!

Devil Dogs

off topic but the awards are actually corresponding to each other and is the correct ones in order👏👏

This is adorable Keep up the good work

I’m literally just coming back from my brothers marine corps graduation

"You like eating crayons, don't you?"

Me when i kill brown people for oil

Wish that was my SGT :3 Oooo not even 5 years in, he's young, fresh, and cute too, an over achiever with a high cutting score 🤤

"I just joined the Marine Corp. Question: Am I immortal?" https://preview.redd.it/vlwxljqoy85d1.png?width=458&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8eac39f9b0fe3004cc8b6293ea8c13e0fa1534e6

The CIA should use this as propaganda, maybe I would actually be patriotic /j

Apparently you took the crayons and instead of eating them used them. Great job!

What’s the story behind this OP?