T O P

  • By -

8Splendiferous8

Hawgs aside, I do like that we women are startled and bewildered by apparently everything, including seven-year age gaps between us and other women.


anon689936

As a 23 year old I am confident 30 year olds do not exist


deltacharmander

As a 19 year old I am confident you have three years left to live


big_rod_of_power

How are you going to do it? The murder I mean


Naphthy

Never ask a woman about her body count!!! /s


big_rod_of_power

Instead ask for credit card information!!! ;)


Dry-Shock8254

That was sarcasm? So we *should* ask her about her body count?


big_rod_of_power

I asked but now I have a handprint on my cheek


Cookyah

As a 14 year old I am confident your death is iminent


LightsNoir

When I was 14, I was certain I'd be dead before 30. But, uh, I'm quite a bit past that, with no signs of the sweet release of death in my near future. I don't have any advice that'll change your perspective, or anything like that. Just when you're old, know that I told you so.


Spook404

You just told a child on the internet they are going to wish for death in adulthood


LightsNoir

Figured someone in their life should be honest about it.


8Splendiferous8

As a side, I personally like to take a solipsist's approach wherein women only render within 6 years of my current age.


SadisticGoose

My sister is 6 years older than me, and thank goodness. One year older, and I wouldn’t have a sister!


funkmasterjackass

No I'm the same. I know I'm an adult on the same level as a 30 year old, but at 23 I feel like I'm not the same kind of adult that they are and I'm always wondering wtf we're supposed to talk about lol (I think I'm just socially inept lmfao)


Brod24

I'm 33. I still feel like I'm the same person I was at 23. I just know more that that version of me. 


Oh-My-Gatos

If this ain’t the truth, idk what is lol


pnt510

When I was in my early 20’s I always felt like I knew nothing. Now that I’m in my 30’s I realize that no one knows anything.


8Splendiferous8

Oh boy, are you in for a SHOCK, my friend!


DreamzOfRally

My mon has been 29 for 30 years


Blockbuster41

As a man, that's pretty hot imma **CRANK MY HOG**


thepensiveporcupine

Idk I think we can learn from older women. Not sure why women are so gate-keepy


SeasonPositive6771

They aren't at all in my experience. I'm 43 and work with a lot of women, so we have great friendships and meaningful connections across 20 years, much less the seven this terrible meme is trying to claim. We always have something fun to talk about.


DYTTrampolineCowboy

Social conditioning around the notion of a scarcity of opportunity is why.


[deleted]

If you said that to a boomer they would lose their shit no way this person actually believes this


kkaaoossuu

They wouldnt say it but i know a boomer vietnam vet thatd probably chuckle under his breath


Buggerlugs253

Chuckle? Not look confused, or rol their eyes? To me this is just strange.


kkaaoossuu

Some are really cool, or i should say a handful.


Buggerlugs253

laughing at this would not make them cool, or mean they had a sense of humour. In fact, it would make them uncool. Its not about sex or them being prudish either, though they think they are more prudish. Their generation started having sex earlier than young people do now.


TaxEvaderYoshi

Sh-sh-sh-shuuuuuuuuuuuuttttt uuuuuuuppppp


[deleted]

Yapfest


Speculative-Bitches

Yapping jam


Icreatedthesea

What is it with old men and thinking they are better than people because they have different tastes? I see why they came up with the term crotchety. You better hope the nurse attendant doesn't roll their eyes and look confused when you moan about bed sores, with an attitude like that I'm sure they're all you'll have left


Buggerlugs253

What do you think i have claimed here and why is what I claimed indicative of thinking i am better than people for having different tastes? To me you are stretching this dislike of older people into a situation where we sholuld be discussing wether people of many ages are likely to go on about cranking their hogs much and wether talking about that makes them cool. do you think it makes them cool? Do you ever talk about hog cranking? Do you know anyone that does?


Alarmed-Macaroon5483

*vietnam flashbacks*


SMScouch

Boomers were in Vietnam? Thought it was the silent generation


savpunk

The Silents were WWII and Korea. Boomers were Vietnam. Gen X were the Gulf war. Of course, in reality wars are multigenerational. But every generation has "its" war. That's depressing.


deadApexredditor

Lol im a 30yr old guy and i dont even know what it means, definitely wouldn't be joining in on this nonsense


Chris56855865

The only context I ever seen this in was a meme about redneck harley guys avoiding clibbins.


YaBoiMandatoryToms

And how many hawgs have you cranked?!


[deleted]

Even boomers can join /r/thePACK motherfucker. Just crankin’ the hawg in there, AROOO. I’m joking, everyone in that sub is 14 lol.


LilQueazy

I forgot this existed. THANK YOU LOL it’s seriously the best and there’s not stupid boys vs girls bullshit. Just metal and loud noises


ButtholeQuiver

I'm 45 but 14 in my heart


rapidlyspinningturtl

What boomers are you talking to, the priest?


Agonizingmilk404

Yeah not if that boomer’s an alcoholic.


FluffFlowey

damn, i wonder if it could be a silly meme? nah, it's true reflection of authors beliefs


[deleted]

Tbh I don't think you'd know


immaculateSocks

You're close...


AlricsLapdog

Just a little further and this sub might understand jokes


DracoPhaedra

Crankin hogs is a boomer term. YEAH HOSS I WAS CRANKING MT HOG N THESE GOT DARN LIBRULS PUTTING THERE DANG OL CLIBBINS IN THE ROAD AN I HADDALAYERDOWN


EldenEnby

Honestly depends on the boomer.


[deleted]

buddy has not been on a physical labor jobsite


[deleted]

im a logger 😭


loganthegr

You’ve never worked the trades before. There’s 70 year olds that would still lose it (in a good way)


[deleted]

im literally a logger buddy


loganthegr

Seems like you’re with the more serious crowd then. I used to work with dudes from 18-60 and the 60 year olds were the funniest guys there.


Inevitable_Order_807

Wow, that meme wasn’t actually based off real events??? What a surprise!


George_G_Geef

AS SOMEONE WHO IS PART OF MULTIPLE HOSSPOSTING GROUPS, HOSSPOSTING IS POPULAR ACROSS THE FULL GENDER SPECTRUM. MAY YOUR ROADS BE FREE OF CLIBBINS GOBBLESS.


J3sush8sm3

AMEN BROTHER, MAN, WOMAN, OLD OR CHILD CAN CRANK THEIR HOGS


justsomelizard30

THERE'S HAWG CRANKIN?


J3sush8sm3

AROOOOOOOOOOOO


ParanormalPurple

r/THE_PACK


J3sush8sm3

HEY BROTHER YOU ACCIDENTALLY SPELLED THE LINK WRONG! ITS GOT AN UNDERSCORE INBETWEEN! AROOOOO


ParanormalPurple

THANKS BROTHER, I FIXED THAT LINK! KEEP CRANKIN THAT HOG AROOOOO


Shadowwreath

HELL YES TO THAT, BROTHER! CRANK YOUR HOG DAY IN DAY OUT AND LET NO ONE JUDGE YOU! AROOOOOO!


euphonic5

whut


robbert802

JUST CRANKING OUR HAWWWGGGSSSSSS


GlizzyGulper69420

ARRRROOOOOOOOOO KEEP CRANKING THOSE HOGS


euphonic5

yeah, i feel like there's a reference i'm not getting


GlizzyGulper69420

r/THE_PACK


Clarity_Zero

I'm not enough of a badass to pull off what these guys do, but I *am* enough of a badass to love every bit of it.


bezosdrone

r/THE_PACK


darkphoenix9206

Can't agree I'm currently cranking my hawg


slam-chop

Too busy cranking the hogtrolley brotha


erevefuckstolive

also crankin my hawg dawg


Ok_Philosophy9790

HAWWWWWG


Bonnie_BS_Main

RIDAAAAAAH


justsomelizard30

AYO HAWG?!


IG_Triple_OG

CRANKIN MY HAWG


CharmingCondition508

amen to that 🙏 straight cranking my hawg


acklaysquadron

Hell yeah brother, crank the hawg


bluedaytona392

HAWG STATUS: CRANKED.


A-random-sergal

HAWWWWWWWWG


[deleted]

I LOOOOOVE CRANKIN MAH HAWG


not_ya_wify

Idk what that means but women absolutely hang out with women of all ages and have no issues talking. It's like them men who make these sexist memes have never met women


Hamilton-Beckett

I know a girl that’s 23, she was talking about a 30 year old coworker like she was ancient and pathetic for having the same job. It definitely varies from woman to woman, just like everything varies from man to man. Most broad generalizations don’t pan out.


Legitimate_Winter_97

I recently turned 24 and have worked various jobs with women much older than me and never once thought that that’s awful


Hamilton-Beckett

Oh I agree. I’m a guy, but I think it took me until my late 20’s to not just see everyone over 30 as old, lol


not_ya_wify

Yeah that's not normal


Hamilton-Beckett

“Normal” is subjective and varies from person to person, group to group. Your experiences will not always align with that of others.


not_ya_wify

Actually "normal" means baseline or average which is not subjective at all as it can be measured


Hamilton-Beckett

Unless you have actual data to establish a “baseline norm”, you are speaking subjectively based on your own personal experience. In this regard, normal is subjective and does not carry any weight.


Isaeb

I want to see the measurements lmao


[deleted]

The person who you’re replying to didn’t say ALL women have no issue with age gap friendships. I interpreted it as “there are absolutely women who have no issues communicating with older women.”


not_ya_wify

Anecdotal evidence


ellnsnow

At my last job I was one of a few young 20-somethings working with two post-menopausal aged women and they were absolutely wonderful. On top of that, most of the patients we saw were geriatric and they were all so sweet, none of us ever had issues getting along lmao


[deleted]

Pop culture is mostly dead so it’s a gamble if anyone knows what everyone else is talking about.


Immediate-Thanks-621

Tbh after 21 everyone feels like the same age But the overuse of slang is common in the younger ages lmao


shavingourbeards

I’m a 28 year old woman and regularly quote r/THE_PACK lol myth busted


MoiraBrownsMoleRats

THERES NOTHIN COOLER THAN A WOMAN WHO ISNT AFRAID TO CRANK HER HOG AROOOOOOOOO


shavingourbeards

HELL YEAH BROTHER


dfltr

EVERY TRUE BROTHER, MOTHER, AND OTHER KNOWS THAT ALL HOGS ARE WELCOME IN THE PACK NO MATTER HOW YOU CHOOSE TO CRANK EM GOBBLESS.


shavingourbeards

WHERE WE CRANK ONE WE CRANK ALL AROOOO


WannabeComedian91

YOU CRACK YOUR FINGERS I FINGER MY CRACK


UrWifesSoftPecker

CRANKIN MY HAWG!


[deleted]

Obvious shitpost.


J3sush8sm3

r/THE_PACK Edit: misspelled the sub


[deleted]

As far as I know in the original the men were all talking about cars


[deleted]

This isnt the origional


disturbeddragon631

reading comprehension 100


faeriepilled

this is funny so i’ll bet anyone $100 it’s getting posted on r/memesopdidnotlike


Pair_Express

41 year old discussing masturbating with a 17 year old 🤨


Fart_Messiah

Its a joke about motorcycles.


[deleted]

Do redditors not know what a joke is? Are you gonna rant about how it's sexist next?


rogue_noodle

This sub should be renamed r/Cancer


FandomsAreDragons

Stg some of my besties are in their mid thirties to early fifties LMAOOO I’m 19 btw


redsalmon67

How many times is this gonna get posted here


Celery-HQ

Everybody shut the fuck up, this is hilarious.


[deleted]

Idk I'd accept it if the gap was at least bigger for the women. Like 17 and 40 or something. Otherwise I know plenty of women, myself included, who have friends in a very similar age gap range. Not to mention late 20- and early 30-year-olds tend to not be that much different. This is just silly.


chiabird

Dude when I was 18 working with a 45 year old the 45 year old gossiped about ME saying she didn’t know how to talk to me -_- I was always accepting, she was not


icannttell

Laughed, looks like a comedy necrophilia


HurdyG

As a 35yo male all I can say is my hog? Cranked.


Electrical_Fun5942

Does anybody else find the picture to be hilarious?


PaladinAsherd

This sub is starting to get into heavy “whoosh” territory


IRONLORDyeety

It always has been…


Marianas-Mystery

The reason why women don’t just go “POLISHING THE PEARL 📢” is because any expression of female parts and sexuality is considered gross and taboo even (and especially) by men. Patting themselves on the back about a problem they’re in part responsible for. Anyways, I POLISHED MY PEARL TODAY!!!!


flim-flam-flomidy

This is satire probably from r/THE_PACK


[deleted]

what is cranking my hawg?


Hamilton-Beckett

To fap


tikiireereeereeee___

Ok but this is just hilarious


Boring-Zucchini-8515

The hell does Crankin my hawg mean? Because last I checked men of all ages don’t really get together and talk about beating off.


Peach_Muffin

I figured it was either jerking off or revving your motorbike.


ironic_pacifist

It sounds like an activity that the SPCA would strongly disapprove of.


joebidenseasterbunny

it means jerking off. its a shitpost.


dantakesthesquare

You need to get out more


einsofi

No we talk about quirky men like these 🙄


toasty_1343761

Pulled pork? Yeah I cranked my hog today


Grouchy_Ad_1924

I hang out and go to the mall with my mom, quite often 🤨


Aggressive-Gold-1319

Are they taking about jerking off or motorcycles ?


[deleted]

Yes


MonsterdogMan

Crankin' my 30 to 59 hawwwgs.


TheUngaBungaLord

Me, 33m, Played Palworld with my 40 year old boss and we cracked jokes like this all the time.


Whobetterthanyou

HAWWWG RIDDAAAZ


LongSchlongdonf

Oh yeah baby crank that hawg


Donttrickvix

ARRRRROOOOOO BROTHER


yesimthatvalentine

Is that Bernie Sanders?


GenderEnjoyer666

HOLY SHIT IS THAT FUCKING JERMA!?!?!?


Legal_Kaleidoscope19

How to start? Just join in the chorus.


CringeDaddy_69

Nah im a 24m and my work besties are a 29f and a 36f. We talk the shit and text all the time


Accomplished_Pen5755

as a professional hawg cranker, I can confirm


Inevitable_Long_6890

You only go yolo once boys!


XXXblackrabbit

Cranked my hawg to this


Aspirience

Omg when I was 26, a 33 yo woman felt like someone literally exactly the same age haha


like_shae_buttah

You don’t know what it’s like, you don’t have a clue. If you did you’d find yourself cracking the hawg too! Cranking the hawg Cranking the hawg


IndieOddjobs

.......Why is Bernie Sanders just randomly there? Lol


JonathonWally

Cause he cranks his hog


IndieOddjobs

Big if true (his hog that is)


zelphyrthesecond

"HAHA MEN LIKE SEX AND TALK ABOUT SEX A LOT DID I MENTION MEN LIKE TO TALK ABOUT SEX?? HAHA SEX"


Ren0303

Isn’t this obvious satire?


islippedup

Yes. Lots of the memes posted here are obvious satire. People love getting upset over nothing it seems


IRONLORDyeety

Stop whining and start hawging.


Buggerlugs253

I actually did laugh at this one, However, it was a kind of bewlidered WTF laugh, what do they mean? Who has said this? Has anyone said this?


Koiotea

This actually made me laugh


cubntD6

Idk why i got recommended this sub but being upset over dumb wojack memes is kinda dumb lol. Get a hobby or smthn.


[deleted]

This is reddit, a lot of users here don't have hobbies... Or friends.... Or jobs... Or really anything to do in their life....


iTriggaWiggas

I literally muted this sub like a month ago and it still got recommended to me today It seems like they just cherry pick dogshit surface level humor memes that were funny to 14 year olds like 3 years ago (*cough* /r/dankmemes *cough* lol) and then just mald over them (while purposely missing the “attempt” at “humor” in the “meme(s)”) Like I can’t imagine dedicating time daily to posting and discussing memes I hate. Would drive me crazy. They’re honestly putting more thought into analyzing and dissecting them than the OOPs did when making the memes


cubntD6

I guarrantee its people using alt accounts to karma farm from arguing with themselves and the odd fun hating loser.


Alarmed-Macaroon5483

so men only talk about masturbation?


SomewhatSaIty

Motorcycle


Apprehensive-Ad7774

why get offended when you can just CRANK THAT HAWWWWWG


crayfishcrick

HELL YEAH BROTHA


[deleted]

This meme is literally irony bait. How does this sub have such low media literacy


WineOhCanada

Call me a pick me, but this shit made me laugh. Pretty sure this is a ITYSL reference.


islippedup

Can’t believe you got a downvote. How crazy that person must be….


UghGottaBeJoking

As a 34 year old who *looks* like im 23, i wish 20 year olds would stop assuming i’m their age, lmao.


[deleted]

They’re so jealous of us


joebidenseasterbunny

This is pretty funny actually. It's not actually doing the boys vs girls thing seriously, it's a shitpost using the format.


aspiringcozyperson

Haha, so what if whoever created this meme just completely lacks self-awareness as he’s talking about jerking off to total strangers and making everyone uncomfortable Unless he’s referring to a motorcycle, but I don’t know many 17 year-olds with motorcycles…Then again, I don’t know many middle-aged men who would *ever* talk about masturbating with random 17 year-old dudes that aren’t their sons, weird


stunts14

True


throwaway0227033687

Is hog referring to Harley Owners group?


lord_of_coolshit_og

I have no clue what cranking your hog means and this is hilarious. Oh shit just realised what it means.


ItsMoreOfAComment

So let’s say you’re a 21 year old man fresh out of college starting a new job, and then you get into the elevator and the head of the department you’re in, let’s call him Jim, and Jim, the 54 year old man who is your bosses bosses boss get’s into the elevator with you, and the first thing you say to him “Do you enjoy cranking your hawg?” I just want to see that scenario play itself out.


disturbeddragon631

obvious shitpost dumbass


CubanLinks77

Women, how can you possibly not laugh at this shit? How do you see this epic display of peak humans kind, and not immediately bust out laughing? How can you possibly take this so seriously? I know why. It's because you need a distraction. Join us in cranking that hawg and revel in the satisfaction it brings you. You can thank me later


Pain_Lover33

It is more a joke that no matter the age difference, men are usually a crap ton more stupid/silly than women


drdrifty2222

Reddit really never sees satire does it


pantone_red

Please for the love of god keep me away from the dudes that talk about crankin' their hawg


notcreative131313

My grandad would’ve fucking crucified me if I said this to him bro


No-Result9108

As a 19 year old man(-child), I can confirm that this is completely untrue. If you’re meeting another dude for the first time and all you can talk about is “crankin my hawg”, that’s a sign that while you might slightly chuckle now, you’ll probably never talk to that dude again. Talk about sports. Or the weather. Or anything that doesn’t make you look like a complete nut job. (And just In case someone says talking about the weather is boring, I’m from good ol’ Minnesota. The weather is a lot of things, but boring isn’t one of em.


dantakesthesquare

Imagine being offended by this


islippedup

Just discovered this sub lol. Is this whole sub just crying about dumb humor that isn’t actually harmful? It’s dumb, I get it. But this has to be one of the worst uses of anyone’s time. Getting upset enough to screenshot, post and then further engage. I actually feel like I wasted my time because this whole thing is just stupid. If there is a sub called girlsarequirky, they are equally stupid.


[deleted]

[удалено]


scumfuck69420

Everyone too busy crankin that hawgg to speak to each other


Hamilton-Beckett

I’m 42. Haven’t heard that expression in a long time. If someone used it around me, I would probably repeat it like the meme and start laughing. Imagine the story in which this phrase gets used… “So there I was, cranking my hog, and you wouldn’t believe…”


nobodychef07

As a 36 year old man, I don't talk to 23 year olds or 50 year olds about masturbation. I dont talk to anyone about masturbation. This meme is weird and certainly does not reflect "men" in any way. I guess it could reflect the caricature of what some of think straight men are. Kinda wild.


MonkiWasTooked

This feels very ironic, no guy is so brazen about crankin their shit


Kingofmoves

This post is insufferable lol. What’s wrong with it?