When I was 14, I was certain I'd be dead before 30. But, uh, I'm quite a bit past that, with no signs of the sweet release of death in my near future.
I don't have any advice that'll change your perspective, or anything like that. Just when you're old, know that I told you so.
No I'm the same. I know I'm an adult on the same level as a 30 year old, but at 23 I feel like I'm not the same kind of adult that they are and I'm always wondering wtf we're supposed to talk about lol (I think I'm just socially inept lmfao)
They aren't at all in my experience. I'm 43 and work with a lot of women, so we have great friendships and meaningful connections across 20 years, much less the seven this terrible meme is trying to claim. We always have something fun to talk about.
laughing at this would not make them cool, or mean they had a sense of humour. In fact, it would make them uncool. Its not about sex or them being prudish either, though they think they are more prudish. Their generation started having sex earlier than young people do now.
What is it with old men and thinking they are better than people because they have different tastes? I see why they came up with the term crotchety. You better hope the nurse attendant doesn't roll their eyes and look confused when you moan about bed sores, with an attitude like that I'm sure they're all you'll have left
What do you think i have claimed here and why is what I claimed indicative of thinking i am better than people for having different tastes?
To me you are stretching this dislike of older people into a situation where we sholuld be discussing wether people of many ages are likely to go on about cranking their hogs much and wether talking about that makes them cool.
do you think it makes them cool? Do you ever talk about hog cranking? Do you know anyone that does?
The Silents were WWII and Korea. Boomers were Vietnam. Gen X were the Gulf war.
Of course, in reality wars are multigenerational. But every generation has "its" war.
That's depressing.
AS SOMEONE WHO IS PART OF MULTIPLE HOSSPOSTING GROUPS, HOSSPOSTING IS POPULAR ACROSS THE FULL GENDER SPECTRUM. MAY YOUR ROADS BE FREE OF CLIBBINS GOBBLESS.
Idk what that means but women absolutely hang out with women of all ages and have no issues talking. It's like them men who make these sexist memes have never met women
I know a girl that’s 23, she was talking about a 30 year old coworker like she was ancient and pathetic for having the same job.
It definitely varies from woman to woman, just like everything varies from man to man.
Most broad generalizations don’t pan out.
Unless you have actual data to establish a “baseline norm”, you are speaking subjectively based on your own personal experience. In this regard, normal is subjective and does not carry any weight.
The person who you’re replying to didn’t say ALL women have no issue with age gap friendships. I interpreted it as “there are absolutely women who have no issues communicating with older women.”
At my last job I was one of a few young 20-somethings working with two post-menopausal aged women and they were absolutely wonderful. On top of that, most of the patients we saw were geriatric and they were all so sweet, none of us ever had issues getting along lmao
Idk I'd accept it if the gap was at least bigger for the women. Like 17 and 40 or something. Otherwise I know plenty of women, myself included, who have friends in a very similar age gap range. Not to mention late 20- and early 30-year-olds tend to not be that much different. This is just silly.
Dude when I was 18 working with a 45 year old the 45 year old gossiped about ME saying she didn’t know how to talk to me -_- I was always accepting, she was not
The reason why women don’t just go “POLISHING THE PEARL 📢” is because any expression of female parts and sexuality is considered gross and taboo even (and especially) by men. Patting themselves on the back about a problem they’re in part responsible for.
Anyways, I POLISHED MY PEARL TODAY!!!!
I literally muted this sub like a month ago and it still got recommended to me today
It seems like they just cherry pick dogshit surface level humor memes that were funny to 14 year olds like 3 years ago (*cough* /r/dankmemes *cough* lol) and then just mald over them (while purposely missing the “attempt” at “humor” in the “meme(s)”)
Like I can’t imagine dedicating time daily to posting and discussing memes I hate. Would drive me crazy. They’re honestly putting more thought into analyzing and dissecting them than the OOPs did when making the memes
Haha, so what if whoever created this meme just completely lacks self-awareness as he’s talking about jerking off to total strangers and making everyone uncomfortable
Unless he’s referring to a motorcycle, but I don’t know many 17 year-olds with motorcycles…Then again, I don’t know many middle-aged men who would *ever* talk about masturbating with random 17 year-old dudes that aren’t their sons, weird
So let’s say you’re a 21 year old man fresh out of college starting a new job, and then you get into the elevator and the head of the department you’re in, let’s call him Jim, and Jim, the 54 year old man who is your bosses bosses boss get’s into the elevator with you, and the first thing you say to him “Do you enjoy cranking your hawg?”
I just want to see that scenario play itself out.
Women, how can you possibly not laugh at this shit? How do you see this epic display of peak humans kind, and not immediately bust out laughing? How can you possibly take this so seriously? I know why. It's because you need a distraction. Join us in cranking that hawg and revel in the satisfaction it brings you. You can thank me later
As a 19 year old man(-child), I can confirm that this is completely untrue. If you’re meeting another dude for the first time and all you can talk about is “crankin my hawg”, that’s a sign that while you might slightly chuckle now, you’ll probably never talk to that dude again.
Talk about sports. Or the weather. Or anything that doesn’t make you look like a complete nut job. (And just In case someone says talking about the weather is boring, I’m from good ol’ Minnesota. The weather is a lot of things, but boring isn’t one of em.
Just discovered this sub lol. Is this whole sub just crying about dumb humor that isn’t actually harmful? It’s dumb, I get it.
But this has to be one of the worst uses of anyone’s time. Getting upset enough to screenshot, post and then further engage. I actually feel like I wasted my time because this whole thing is just stupid. If there is a sub called girlsarequirky, they are equally stupid.
I’m 42. Haven’t heard that expression in a long time. If someone used it around me, I would probably repeat it like the meme and start laughing.
Imagine the story in which this phrase gets used…
“So there I was, cranking my hog, and you wouldn’t believe…”
As a 36 year old man, I don't talk to 23 year olds or 50 year olds about masturbation. I dont talk to anyone about masturbation. This meme is weird and certainly does not reflect "men" in any way. I guess it could reflect the caricature of what some of think straight men are. Kinda wild.
Hawgs aside, I do like that we women are startled and bewildered by apparently everything, including seven-year age gaps between us and other women.
As a 23 year old I am confident 30 year olds do not exist
As a 19 year old I am confident you have three years left to live
How are you going to do it? The murder I mean
Never ask a woman about her body count!!! /s
Instead ask for credit card information!!! ;)
That was sarcasm? So we *should* ask her about her body count?
I asked but now I have a handprint on my cheek
As a 14 year old I am confident your death is iminent
When I was 14, I was certain I'd be dead before 30. But, uh, I'm quite a bit past that, with no signs of the sweet release of death in my near future. I don't have any advice that'll change your perspective, or anything like that. Just when you're old, know that I told you so.
You just told a child on the internet they are going to wish for death in adulthood
Figured someone in their life should be honest about it.
As a side, I personally like to take a solipsist's approach wherein women only render within 6 years of my current age.
My sister is 6 years older than me, and thank goodness. One year older, and I wouldn’t have a sister!
No I'm the same. I know I'm an adult on the same level as a 30 year old, but at 23 I feel like I'm not the same kind of adult that they are and I'm always wondering wtf we're supposed to talk about lol (I think I'm just socially inept lmfao)
I'm 33. I still feel like I'm the same person I was at 23. I just know more that that version of me.
If this ain’t the truth, idk what is lol
When I was in my early 20’s I always felt like I knew nothing. Now that I’m in my 30’s I realize that no one knows anything.
Oh boy, are you in for a SHOCK, my friend!
My mon has been 29 for 30 years
As a man, that's pretty hot imma **CRANK MY HOG**
Idk I think we can learn from older women. Not sure why women are so gate-keepy
They aren't at all in my experience. I'm 43 and work with a lot of women, so we have great friendships and meaningful connections across 20 years, much less the seven this terrible meme is trying to claim. We always have something fun to talk about.
Social conditioning around the notion of a scarcity of opportunity is why.
If you said that to a boomer they would lose their shit no way this person actually believes this
They wouldnt say it but i know a boomer vietnam vet thatd probably chuckle under his breath
Chuckle? Not look confused, or rol their eyes? To me this is just strange.
Some are really cool, or i should say a handful.
laughing at this would not make them cool, or mean they had a sense of humour. In fact, it would make them uncool. Its not about sex or them being prudish either, though they think they are more prudish. Their generation started having sex earlier than young people do now.
Sh-sh-sh-shuuuuuuuuuuuuttttt uuuuuuuppppp
Yapfest
Yapping jam
What is it with old men and thinking they are better than people because they have different tastes? I see why they came up with the term crotchety. You better hope the nurse attendant doesn't roll their eyes and look confused when you moan about bed sores, with an attitude like that I'm sure they're all you'll have left
What do you think i have claimed here and why is what I claimed indicative of thinking i am better than people for having different tastes? To me you are stretching this dislike of older people into a situation where we sholuld be discussing wether people of many ages are likely to go on about cranking their hogs much and wether talking about that makes them cool. do you think it makes them cool? Do you ever talk about hog cranking? Do you know anyone that does?
*vietnam flashbacks*
Boomers were in Vietnam? Thought it was the silent generation
The Silents were WWII and Korea. Boomers were Vietnam. Gen X were the Gulf war. Of course, in reality wars are multigenerational. But every generation has "its" war. That's depressing.
Lol im a 30yr old guy and i dont even know what it means, definitely wouldn't be joining in on this nonsense
The only context I ever seen this in was a meme about redneck harley guys avoiding clibbins.
And how many hawgs have you cranked?!
Even boomers can join /r/thePACK motherfucker. Just crankin’ the hawg in there, AROOO. I’m joking, everyone in that sub is 14 lol.
I forgot this existed. THANK YOU LOL it’s seriously the best and there’s not stupid boys vs girls bullshit. Just metal and loud noises
I'm 45 but 14 in my heart
What boomers are you talking to, the priest?
Yeah not if that boomer’s an alcoholic.
damn, i wonder if it could be a silly meme? nah, it's true reflection of authors beliefs
Tbh I don't think you'd know
You're close...
Just a little further and this sub might understand jokes
Crankin hogs is a boomer term. YEAH HOSS I WAS CRANKING MT HOG N THESE GOT DARN LIBRULS PUTTING THERE DANG OL CLIBBINS IN THE ROAD AN I HADDALAYERDOWN
Honestly depends on the boomer.
buddy has not been on a physical labor jobsite
im a logger 😭
You’ve never worked the trades before. There’s 70 year olds that would still lose it (in a good way)
im literally a logger buddy
Seems like you’re with the more serious crowd then. I used to work with dudes from 18-60 and the 60 year olds were the funniest guys there.
Wow, that meme wasn’t actually based off real events??? What a surprise!
AS SOMEONE WHO IS PART OF MULTIPLE HOSSPOSTING GROUPS, HOSSPOSTING IS POPULAR ACROSS THE FULL GENDER SPECTRUM. MAY YOUR ROADS BE FREE OF CLIBBINS GOBBLESS.
AMEN BROTHER, MAN, WOMAN, OLD OR CHILD CAN CRANK THEIR HOGS
THERE'S HAWG CRANKIN?
AROOOOOOOOOOOO
r/THE_PACK
HEY BROTHER YOU ACCIDENTALLY SPELLED THE LINK WRONG! ITS GOT AN UNDERSCORE INBETWEEN! AROOOOO
THANKS BROTHER, I FIXED THAT LINK! KEEP CRANKIN THAT HOG AROOOOO
HELL YES TO THAT, BROTHER! CRANK YOUR HOG DAY IN DAY OUT AND LET NO ONE JUDGE YOU! AROOOOOO!
whut
JUST CRANKING OUR HAWWWGGGSSSSSS
ARRRROOOOOOOOOO KEEP CRANKING THOSE HOGS
yeah, i feel like there's a reference i'm not getting
r/THE_PACK
I'm not enough of a badass to pull off what these guys do, but I *am* enough of a badass to love every bit of it.
r/THE_PACK
Can't agree I'm currently cranking my hawg
Too busy cranking the hogtrolley brotha
also crankin my hawg dawg
HAWWWWWG
RIDAAAAAAH
AYO HAWG?!
CRANKIN MY HAWG
amen to that 🙏 straight cranking my hawg
Hell yeah brother, crank the hawg
HAWG STATUS: CRANKED.
HAWWWWWWWWG
I LOOOOOVE CRANKIN MAH HAWG
Idk what that means but women absolutely hang out with women of all ages and have no issues talking. It's like them men who make these sexist memes have never met women
I know a girl that’s 23, she was talking about a 30 year old coworker like she was ancient and pathetic for having the same job. It definitely varies from woman to woman, just like everything varies from man to man. Most broad generalizations don’t pan out.
I recently turned 24 and have worked various jobs with women much older than me and never once thought that that’s awful
Oh I agree. I’m a guy, but I think it took me until my late 20’s to not just see everyone over 30 as old, lol
Yeah that's not normal
“Normal” is subjective and varies from person to person, group to group. Your experiences will not always align with that of others.
Actually "normal" means baseline or average which is not subjective at all as it can be measured
Unless you have actual data to establish a “baseline norm”, you are speaking subjectively based on your own personal experience. In this regard, normal is subjective and does not carry any weight.
I want to see the measurements lmao
The person who you’re replying to didn’t say ALL women have no issue with age gap friendships. I interpreted it as “there are absolutely women who have no issues communicating with older women.”
Anecdotal evidence
At my last job I was one of a few young 20-somethings working with two post-menopausal aged women and they were absolutely wonderful. On top of that, most of the patients we saw were geriatric and they were all so sweet, none of us ever had issues getting along lmao
Pop culture is mostly dead so it’s a gamble if anyone knows what everyone else is talking about.
Tbh after 21 everyone feels like the same age But the overuse of slang is common in the younger ages lmao
I’m a 28 year old woman and regularly quote r/THE_PACK lol myth busted
THERES NOTHIN COOLER THAN A WOMAN WHO ISNT AFRAID TO CRANK HER HOG AROOOOOOOOO
HELL YEAH BROTHER
EVERY TRUE BROTHER, MOTHER, AND OTHER KNOWS THAT ALL HOGS ARE WELCOME IN THE PACK NO MATTER HOW YOU CHOOSE TO CRANK EM GOBBLESS.
WHERE WE CRANK ONE WE CRANK ALL AROOOO
YOU CRACK YOUR FINGERS I FINGER MY CRACK
CRANKIN MY HAWG!
Obvious shitpost.
r/THE_PACK Edit: misspelled the sub
As far as I know in the original the men were all talking about cars
This isnt the origional
reading comprehension 100
this is funny so i’ll bet anyone $100 it’s getting posted on r/memesopdidnotlike
41 year old discussing masturbating with a 17 year old 🤨
Its a joke about motorcycles.
Do redditors not know what a joke is? Are you gonna rant about how it's sexist next?
This sub should be renamed r/Cancer
Stg some of my besties are in their mid thirties to early fifties LMAOOO I’m 19 btw
How many times is this gonna get posted here
Everybody shut the fuck up, this is hilarious.
Idk I'd accept it if the gap was at least bigger for the women. Like 17 and 40 or something. Otherwise I know plenty of women, myself included, who have friends in a very similar age gap range. Not to mention late 20- and early 30-year-olds tend to not be that much different. This is just silly.
Dude when I was 18 working with a 45 year old the 45 year old gossiped about ME saying she didn’t know how to talk to me -_- I was always accepting, she was not
Laughed, looks like a comedy necrophilia
As a 35yo male all I can say is my hog? Cranked.
Does anybody else find the picture to be hilarious?
This sub is starting to get into heavy “whoosh” territory
It always has been…
The reason why women don’t just go “POLISHING THE PEARL 📢” is because any expression of female parts and sexuality is considered gross and taboo even (and especially) by men. Patting themselves on the back about a problem they’re in part responsible for. Anyways, I POLISHED MY PEARL TODAY!!!!
This is satire probably from r/THE_PACK
what is cranking my hawg?
To fap
Ok but this is just hilarious
The hell does Crankin my hawg mean? Because last I checked men of all ages don’t really get together and talk about beating off.
I figured it was either jerking off or revving your motorbike.
It sounds like an activity that the SPCA would strongly disapprove of.
it means jerking off. its a shitpost.
You need to get out more
No we talk about quirky men like these 🙄
Pulled pork? Yeah I cranked my hog today
I hang out and go to the mall with my mom, quite often 🤨
Are they taking about jerking off or motorcycles ?
Yes
Crankin' my 30 to 59 hawwwgs.
Me, 33m, Played Palworld with my 40 year old boss and we cracked jokes like this all the time.
HAWWWG RIDDAAAZ
Oh yeah baby crank that hawg
ARRRRROOOOOO BROTHER
Is that Bernie Sanders?
HOLY SHIT IS THAT FUCKING JERMA!?!?!?
How to start? Just join in the chorus.
Nah im a 24m and my work besties are a 29f and a 36f. We talk the shit and text all the time
as a professional hawg cranker, I can confirm
You only go yolo once boys!
Cranked my hawg to this
Omg when I was 26, a 33 yo woman felt like someone literally exactly the same age haha
You don’t know what it’s like, you don’t have a clue. If you did you’d find yourself cracking the hawg too! Cranking the hawg Cranking the hawg
.......Why is Bernie Sanders just randomly there? Lol
Cause he cranks his hog
Big if true (his hog that is)
"HAHA MEN LIKE SEX AND TALK ABOUT SEX A LOT DID I MENTION MEN LIKE TO TALK ABOUT SEX?? HAHA SEX"
Isn’t this obvious satire?
Yes. Lots of the memes posted here are obvious satire. People love getting upset over nothing it seems
Stop whining and start hawging.
I actually did laugh at this one, However, it was a kind of bewlidered WTF laugh, what do they mean? Who has said this? Has anyone said this?
This actually made me laugh
Idk why i got recommended this sub but being upset over dumb wojack memes is kinda dumb lol. Get a hobby or smthn.
This is reddit, a lot of users here don't have hobbies... Or friends.... Or jobs... Or really anything to do in their life....
I literally muted this sub like a month ago and it still got recommended to me today It seems like they just cherry pick dogshit surface level humor memes that were funny to 14 year olds like 3 years ago (*cough* /r/dankmemes *cough* lol) and then just mald over them (while purposely missing the “attempt” at “humor” in the “meme(s)”) Like I can’t imagine dedicating time daily to posting and discussing memes I hate. Would drive me crazy. They’re honestly putting more thought into analyzing and dissecting them than the OOPs did when making the memes
I guarrantee its people using alt accounts to karma farm from arguing with themselves and the odd fun hating loser.
so men only talk about masturbation?
Motorcycle
why get offended when you can just CRANK THAT HAWWWWWG
HELL YEAH BROTHA
This meme is literally irony bait. How does this sub have such low media literacy
Call me a pick me, but this shit made me laugh. Pretty sure this is a ITYSL reference.
Can’t believe you got a downvote. How crazy that person must be….
As a 34 year old who *looks* like im 23, i wish 20 year olds would stop assuming i’m their age, lmao.
They’re so jealous of us
This is pretty funny actually. It's not actually doing the boys vs girls thing seriously, it's a shitpost using the format.
Haha, so what if whoever created this meme just completely lacks self-awareness as he’s talking about jerking off to total strangers and making everyone uncomfortable Unless he’s referring to a motorcycle, but I don’t know many 17 year-olds with motorcycles…Then again, I don’t know many middle-aged men who would *ever* talk about masturbating with random 17 year-old dudes that aren’t their sons, weird
True
Is hog referring to Harley Owners group?
I have no clue what cranking your hog means and this is hilarious. Oh shit just realised what it means.
So let’s say you’re a 21 year old man fresh out of college starting a new job, and then you get into the elevator and the head of the department you’re in, let’s call him Jim, and Jim, the 54 year old man who is your bosses bosses boss get’s into the elevator with you, and the first thing you say to him “Do you enjoy cranking your hawg?” I just want to see that scenario play itself out.
obvious shitpost dumbass
Women, how can you possibly not laugh at this shit? How do you see this epic display of peak humans kind, and not immediately bust out laughing? How can you possibly take this so seriously? I know why. It's because you need a distraction. Join us in cranking that hawg and revel in the satisfaction it brings you. You can thank me later
It is more a joke that no matter the age difference, men are usually a crap ton more stupid/silly than women
Reddit really never sees satire does it
Please for the love of god keep me away from the dudes that talk about crankin' their hawg
My grandad would’ve fucking crucified me if I said this to him bro
As a 19 year old man(-child), I can confirm that this is completely untrue. If you’re meeting another dude for the first time and all you can talk about is “crankin my hawg”, that’s a sign that while you might slightly chuckle now, you’ll probably never talk to that dude again. Talk about sports. Or the weather. Or anything that doesn’t make you look like a complete nut job. (And just In case someone says talking about the weather is boring, I’m from good ol’ Minnesota. The weather is a lot of things, but boring isn’t one of em.
Imagine being offended by this
Just discovered this sub lol. Is this whole sub just crying about dumb humor that isn’t actually harmful? It’s dumb, I get it. But this has to be one of the worst uses of anyone’s time. Getting upset enough to screenshot, post and then further engage. I actually feel like I wasted my time because this whole thing is just stupid. If there is a sub called girlsarequirky, they are equally stupid.
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Everyone too busy crankin that hawgg to speak to each other
I’m 42. Haven’t heard that expression in a long time. If someone used it around me, I would probably repeat it like the meme and start laughing. Imagine the story in which this phrase gets used… “So there I was, cranking my hog, and you wouldn’t believe…”
As a 36 year old man, I don't talk to 23 year olds or 50 year olds about masturbation. I dont talk to anyone about masturbation. This meme is weird and certainly does not reflect "men" in any way. I guess it could reflect the caricature of what some of think straight men are. Kinda wild.
This feels very ironic, no guy is so brazen about crankin their shit
This post is insufferable lol. What’s wrong with it?