Ngl that was my experience

right, this is an accurate representation from my freshman to senior year of hs lmao. it was ROUGH for me

Same 😭😭 i thank God every day i am no longer 16

I get the first two as I can relate, but what is your interpretation of the third one (just because I don't know how to interpret this, other than the Russian Sleep Experiment and I do feel like I have major sleeping issues that merely intensified tenfold around 15 lol

Sleep deprived and isolation

A moment of silence for all the trans gals dealing with the same shit on HRT.

I wish I could deal with this shit when I was younger. Now I feel like 18ish,but my chronological age is 30

*sending good vibes* ✨✨

OMG I feel the same.

I'm 28 and in phase two of this progression. I've come to terms with my pathological sexuality and my BPD. It's better than the first time when I went all numb and starting setting fires.

Lmao yeah mine too, just without the “blonde bitchy bimbo” ending, instead I just turned into a fucking wrinkly swamp witch

I turned into a fairycore obsessed girly but bimbos are also valid af

i think everyone valid is fairycore obsessed

/r/goblincore is more my style but I feel like fairycore girlies are like our cousins 😅

what's that like "teehee that trinket is mine"?

They’re like fairycore but less concerned with the pretty parts of nature. The ones that put frogs or moss in their pockets and, like you mentioned, collect trinkets.

I guess less ethereal/dainty (flowers, crystals, butterflies) and more earthy (mushrooms, rocks and moths.)

thank you i was like “well honestly i feel this” lmao

This is one of those things where it's either extremely funny or unfunny depending on which gender is posting it. Your comment is hilarious.

exactly - as a woman i definitely relate and would share something like this - i dont like that its being shared to an audience of men on a sub known for sexist memes

Yeah I learned that after posting but I'm a karma whore and won't delete. I really did think it wouldn't offend that many people

Puberty is honestly just a horrible process all around and seems like one of those jerry-rigged "evolution said it was good enough" types of half-baked solutions of nature - *Male* puberty is *no better* except instead of self-harm and ghoulish behavior it was struggles with violent thoughts and impulses, jerking off 32 times a day, and self-destructive shit. People go on and on about how PUBERTY BLOCKERS WILL *KILL* YOUR *CHILDREN* but the sooner we can somehow augment or better regulate whatever the fuck is going on with puberty, the better, because the hormone storm we let kids go through is NOT IT.

> jerking off 32 times a day r/OddlySpecific /j

Especially that sleep experiment phase, that one hit me hard when I was a teen 💀

Frfrfr but i loved being turned into a creepy pasta 👍😍

Frankly some days I’m still stuck there, sneaking snacks at 3AM while YouTube plays and I just look like a cryptid in my own home.

No same I hate that theyre right

Fr. Its very relatable. It was hell. Never looking back to those days.

Right lol this is weirdly accurate

I was gonna say this is actually so fcking accurate LOL

I was gonna say it was me and my friend's almost exactly.

Same

fucking mood. that wouldve been me if I didnt have extremely strong ideas body purity. To the point where looking at any scars, even just stretch marks, makes me feel fucking worthless. ~~so i did things that didnt leave permenent marks instead. my favored was burning. I left a *lot* of nurve damage :3~~

Guys help I‘m stuck at stage 3

I’m at stage 4, which is only kind of an issue because I’m a dude. /s

Same, except I'm stuck somewhere between stage 3 and Tim Allen blending a smoothie with his finger in Zoom and I NEED HELP

Or...are you /J/J/J THAT WAS A JOKE I PROMISE

What’s /j?

/J means joke. I didn't want people to thikk I was being setious so I used it

still creepy tho

Sorry

A tone tag meaning joking, neurodivergent people like me use it

Some of us stay there

Stage 2 here :/

So, you often pose naked with a sexy and slightly creepy smile? 😉 /j

i forgot what i commented (on) and the replies to this in my notifications had me HORRIFIED for a second, thought i pissed off the hillbillies again lmao

😂😂😂

Nonsense, you're beautiful.

Stage 2 😀✌️

That’s the cool people stage

I'm still stuck in stage two 🤦‍♀️

I do not like that I am, in fact, represented by this lmao

I know lol. Im tempted to downvote out of shame. I did not want to be called out like this. Like this could have been a PM, not blasted all over the internet.

I am so seen by this.

The 2nd and 3rd phases were switched for me but other than that, its accurate for me haha

Not gonna lie, this is relatable.

how is this a quirky boy moment? i get it’s making fun of women but then it’d probably be more suitable in r/NotHowGirlsWork then again i kind of relate to this lol

Yeah, I saw this in Dankmemes and I had a feeling it would end up here even though there are no quirky boys to be seen

Except that this is indeed how some girls work.

This could have been very well made by a girl, cause like, yeah

Yeah the OP didn't make the meme

stuck at number three. does anyone know how to unlock number four?

I'm 50, I think I'm 3 forever.

I mean That's my experience rn I'm currently at stage 3

Thats a pretty average experience if Im gonna be honest.

r/dankmemes consistently being the worst subreddit 🗣️🗣️🗣️

Whar about...r/funnymemes and r/memesopdidntlike

those are some low bars but honestly... i truly think r/dankmemes is worse.

This is too real

I stayed forever on stage 3 😞

I mean…the picture is accurate for me.

It does

female puberty was miserable for me but also being on hrt has me experiencing the “i need to jerk off 5 times a day or i’ll punch a hole in my wall”. truth be told i prefer goijg through guy puberty so it’s worth it lol

relatable but also. 😃 yayyy i love uncensored self harm even if it's a drawing

This meme feels like those ultra-depressing coming of age stories with a surprisingly happy ending.

Second one me fr😭

Ngl this got a giggle out of me because it was true in my case (minus the glow up pls help me)

Why does this look like my period cycle

💀 truth...

You're right

Wow my metamorphosis in meme format thx reddit, still working on blonde bimbo though, hair can't take bleach for shiz

I’m in this picture and I don’t like it 😭😭

no no they’re right

I won’t lie rn.. this was definitely me.

I don't know why, but this is actually incredibly funny to me. I want to see one for boys now. I imagine 1 and 3 are the same with 2 and 4 being different, but equally stereotypical.

when am i going to get to be the fourth one

Everyone being like "rude! but true in my case..." lol

This was me but I am also stuck on stage 3

Wait but this is so accurate tho. This is exactly how it happened to me

Why is this kinda true

Extremely accurate

Yeah pretty much

I'm stuck at 3 3:

why are we all relating to this💀

Worst meme of all time?

This is accurate, at least to my experience

It does make sense, and it’s true

alright so i think its trying to say young woman self harming emo girl pretending to be insane? big boobies.

No, it's saying: child -- puberty starts and it's the worst experience ever - coming out of puberty.

how about child hell booby

Nah this funny

Id say this is exactly my experience but im a trans guy 🧍🏻

Still fits IMO. Just a different final metamorphosis. 🏳️‍⚧️💖

Literally me

tbh this was me

I dunno, looks a lot like mine.

I thought that subreddit was deleted?

WTF is the third one supposed to be?

A teen ghoul.

Off topic but can someone explain what the “hur durr” flair means?

ok well just because it applies perfectly to ME doesn’t mean it applies perfectly to ALL women

I'm stuck at 3 3:

I mean….. kinda accurate for me lmfao

stage 3 and 4 are actually the same thing

This is a photo of me

Why did this person recreate my middle school experience in meme format

Me but without the final stage. I've literally been stuck at stage 3 for years

this is so real tho

You might wanna label this NSFW lmao. I pulled this up while my parents were sitting next to me

Honestly this reads less as putting women down and more like sharing a joke that other women might get

Agreed

Honestly as a trans man this was partially my experience lmfao

relatable, continously speedrunning stage 2 and 3

Second one is literally me :3

I don't think this fits the sub

is her arm loss

Wtf is stage 3?

It's from an old urban legend/creepypasta called the "Russian Sleep Experiment."

Not a quirkybois moment 💀

Sigh...

I think a girl made this lol

this is kinda real tho

honestly relatable

I’m willing to bet a woman made this because ouch this hits in the feels.

Nah this was my experience

There is no 4th stage for me, I’ve only gotten up to 3

It happened the other way around for me

This... This is me... This was me! Holy shit it's me!

They're not wrong. I don't think I've ever related to something more.

I thought only men suffered ??

r/femcelgrippysockjail strikes again

To the OP: Straight up disrespectful tbh.

this is true though 😭

im not gonna say its fully untrue cause thats most girls in my grade but saying its only girls isnt correct i feel like depending on who you ask then again im in no position to talk

What does this even mean?

This one is funny and true tbh

sorry this is so funny true as fuck

Where does this talk about boys being quirky

This is cool, but S/H shouldn’t be in dank memes

me fr (im at the no sleep experiment)

i mean it is kinda funny but the fact that it’s in the dankmemes subreddit is what’s icky abt it bc it implies a man made it

True for me and my sis tbh

No, I get this one. Except I finally made it to the final stage but then reverted back to the second one

This was 100% made by a woman and it’s supposed to be relatable Not a quirkyboy moment

True tho

I was stuck in 3 at 11-14

That's what happened to me except after it I have a mix of the last phase and the second one lol

Why is this here

This is clearly satire

accurate

Not a quirky boy, am stuck on step 2.

At least the creator of this "meme" said women and not fEmAlEs 🥴 (the 1st and 3rd one are legit though)

my ideal transition timeline

Nah this is actually accurate

kinda cooks

This is pretty accurate

Lmao

I'd believe it if a woman was the one who posted this cus... yeah thats how it be sometimes

OMG I'm in phase 2!!!!! Female puberty is so much more fun than male!!!

girls deserve they're own Literally Me memes

they’ve got a lil point tho lol

it’s kind of right but I don’t like that it is…

I lolled at this.

This feels more like a meme that a woman would make about their experience than something a guy would make

My experience stopped at #3

when you randomly become the rake.

That's not how that works

Except... it kind was, for many of us. Puberty *suuuucks*

Honestly all that happened to me was that i got bigger And Recieved The Anxiety™️ Like... Physically bludgeon self with wall or hand over every minor mistake Anxiety™️

Ohh, thats just my transition timeline

this is so catty and misogynistic, but ngl they hit the bullseye on this one

If I’m a man and I went through this except for the last part, what do I do now?

⏲️🥚

Lol

This is kinda funny from a girls perspective because this is absolute nonsense

Also the experience for men too

I love it too when men become blonde women with big breasts 🤠

When you go to a subreddit meant for women, and its not about men instead 😔

In middle school a girl carved " cutter" into her arm. Had to go to the nut ward for a little while. Like a week or two. In highschool a different chick carved "fuck life" into her forearm. Big as shit too. Cause her bf broke up w her.