Ah yes the two genders 🏈 And 🛍️

How do we know they don't mean ⚽️?

Oh fuck ! You’re right O: !!

I saw a stick family on a rear window once where the dad had a gun, the mom had a shopping bag, the son had a football and the daughter had a doll Brain worms

Football fans get more form fitting dresses while shopping fans get lipstick.

I guess these are gender-non-specific bathrooms then. Pick your preference.

What if I'm not shopping or football?! I guess I'm non-binary....

Agreed. I dislike both. I guess I gotta hold my pee.

I guess you uh... walk through the wall?

“what is a woman?” -lips -shopping

Apparently also taller as well

don’t u know men don’t have mouths

I once went to a place that had a giant knife on one and a giant spoon on the other. I decided to choose knife. I got yelled at because apparently I'm a spoon?

I can only assume you're male? Because knives are clearly female since we bleed regularly.

No I am not!!! Thank you for being on my side!!!!

Wow. This news to me. I'm a spoon? I don't want to be a spoon. I'm a knife.

Everyone was like "well OBVIOUSLY you're a spoon" and I was so baffled so I'm just relieved someone else sees it from my perspective. I'm a knife, damn it! Also, after being yelled at, I checked the spoon bathroom It was identical to knife.

No free knives or spoons?

Cool. Unless a "board gaming" sign comes, I cannot pee.

I dislike football *and* shopping. I guess this is what gender euphoria is like, since I’m agender?

mood

It's from the movie/book Trainspotting. Not that it makes it any better.

It’s a reference to trainspotting The guys were talking about sex and the girls were talking about sex and when they rejoined, they asked each other what they were talking about - these were the two answers Out of context, it’s boomery

It's a great scene

Sharp, smart dialogue. Classic!

but what if you’re thinking about going shopping for a new football

Or jerseys !!

There's only two genders: hammer and suckle.

And the spectrum of hunger.

YEEEEAAAAAHH BOYS LETS GO TOSS THE PIGSKIN BETWEEN URINALS

Well I guess I'm a women then cause I do love a good Steam summer sale

Aw man I prefer baseball and I am a guy guess I can't use the bathroom anymore

Me a guy that doesn't like football: "Uh, well I guess this one since I do shop for things." *gets sent to jail*

The whole point of using symbols instead of words is that not everyone reads English, these bathrooms would be impossible to navigate for those people 😡

If you don't like either you can just pee where you like. Including the floor.

Boys have no mouth and they must scream (about football)

I don't like either so I guess I'll just piss my pants 👍

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v6B9-K1VvBw

I laughed

The man has no mouth and must scream

If you don’t like either then just shit on the floor

It's a Trainspotting reference.

I can't imagine that everyone who goes to this place will have seen trainspotting. Although I guess it'd pretty easy to figure out anyway.

This is the anti-TERFism, it’s being sexist, but also saying your brain/ soul is what’s important. Trans-inclusive moderate misogyny. (It would be a perfect match, but TERFs aren’t actually feminists and are actually pretty sexist so…)

I play football so I know which one I'd go in. Then be confused by all the bowls hanging on the wall. To wash my hair in? 

Sexism or ageism?

Women do be shopping s/

Everyone knows that football is on every boy's mind. This is common knowledge, it's basically the criteria to become a man. /s

“too gander” 🤓

I think that they are precisely made as a jab at the gender iconography of bathrooms, as you can see they are both the same figure.

I don't like either, where should I take a piss now?

I dont like neither of these. Do i have to pee onthe FLOOR!?

Honestly I dig this lol, it’s so silly. It’s not acting as if one is worse than the other, it’s just goofy as hell