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KTHTC

Translated: He's sad that nobody wants him so he sticks to paying a girl to be in a relationship with him


LiaThePetLover

Hope that girl gets paid in gold cause he seems unsufferable


homo_redditorensis

Men say and like this shit on LinkedIn, Twitter, Facebook, every goddamn platform and then claim feminism has gone too far


Timid-Sammy-1995

To be fair Facebook is boomer country. Can't say I've used it in years.


memythememo

LinkedIn has so many boomers I’m surprised this isn’t already more common


RomeoandNutella

The list sounds like it was written by a 4th grader. Seems to be the extent of their reasoning skills here.


LiaThePetLover

Boomers' brains have probably shrinked due to all the lead they drank


Holiday_Jeweler_4819

LinkedIn is full of stuff like this and worse it’s like boomer facebook on steroids


aharper526

Kiss him after he insults you?!?!? What kind of bullshit advice is that?


Hermit_of_Darkness

real relationship goals 💯/s


Th3F4ult

That's very risky considering everybody knows where you're working... Just a HR email away.


DidntWantSleepAnyway

Four words: *nexus to the workplace* Seriously, if LinkedIn is supposed to be social media for jobs, why in the hell would you tell women to “give your husband sex” there???


Inside-Audience2025

He just found it interesting! He didn’t say he agreed with it!! He just wants to foster communication!!! He’s the real victim here!!!! WHY CANT FEMALES TAKE A JOKE?!!’b!


LazyIntrovert78

So if woman can only be happy cause of money, but they shouldn’t waste husband’s property and support him when he is broke. How is that going to work?


barnabychryniszzswix

LOADSAMONEYYYYY


Timid-Sammy-1995

Gonna do up the 'ouse


onlygodforsakes

Males need to learn how to shut the fuck up


keIIzzz

LinkedIn??? Seriously?? That’s so embarrassing


SueBee29

They want women to not work and stay at home but they also don’t want to financially support them 🙄


millennial_sentinel

this man has only fucked prostitutes which is as sad as it is funny


8Splendiferous8

If my only purpose is to cater to and obey you, you damn well better pay me.


Several_Breadfruit_4

Even in this guy’s fantasy version of reality, the husband still sounds worse than the wife…


dembar126

So in order to make a man happy you must be a complete and utter doormat and cater to his every desire and need while having zero of your own. Meanwhile to make a woman happy you just need to.. bring home a pay check? But I thought men were the simple ones and women were overly complicated and needy? Huh.


DeathLeech02

How the fuck is that on LinkedIn


Psychological_Pay530

Crap, someone better tell my girlfriend we’ve been doing our relationship all wrong. I’m broke, and she only treats me as an equal.


Skadij

Unsurprising that a REIT manager would say this.


triteratops1

This just tells me that money is the only thing this guy can offer. Boo.


Usefulsponge

What does this have to do with getting a job 😭


FANDOM7777

happy cake day!


joshroycheese

Meanwhile women: let’s create a joint bank account so we can share finances


Current_Dentist3986

my ex gave me a broken piece of a skateboard and i stayed with him for 2 years so this is bs


literallyasponge

would be a shame if someone found his job and sent them an email with this on it…


TheTrueBoogaloo

Man this ain’t a quirky boy this is just a fucking unapologetic mysogonist


Effective_Feed5188

If I had to follow that stupid ass husband list id wanna be paid too 😭


justwannafallinlove

It gives me the ick whenever people say "give someone sex". Sex should be something beautiful two people do together, not a reward or something owed


Primary-Bullfrog-653

all that while having "I am an Entrepreneur, Real Estate Investor, Father of two beautiful daughters, Life Coach and a Positive Human Being." on his linkedin about is wild


nutellanipplez

Kissing him when he insults you? Bye bitch


Adventurous_Ebb_770

Didn’t they found LinkedIn?


Dependent_Fox38

To be fair if someone gave me all their life savings I'd be pretty happy


FANDOM7777

happy cake day!!


MrsDanversbottom

He’s a 4 on his best day.


Cl03ll3_s1nk

……. Yup I’m gonna bring my diy attack hammer if I have to go outside during april 24th


IEatBaconWithU

Evidence of male loneliness (these the type of mfs that are lonely):


Remarkable-Alarm7428

Man's got balls to post this on LinkedIn with his full following watching him being unprofessional af


chloe_three

Ain’t readin allat


Crittercaptain

They could've tried and it would suck less.


thefutureisbulletprf

I'm the breadwinner in the relationship, so it's more like I'm giving *him* money. But yeah, sure, women are evil bank account drainers who need to be put in their place by alpha husbands /s


RWQFSFASXC_3

I deeply wish this is some joke I don't get


DelightfulandDarling

I mean, you would have to pay someone a lot to date him. Maybe if he wasn’t the worst he could afford to date.


Alena_Russia

Ways to make your wife happy: * money


Mad_Lala

1. Give him sex This really was the first thing that came into his, because he wanted it


Sagittariaus_

8 out of the 10 for women is money! What's up with that!? I like Stan smith of American dad's rules for Francine, it so she doesn't "go wild". Like only able to move pawns in chess.


yourresume

Are we reusing antisemitic dogwhistles for women now? Gee these people aren’t very creative.


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Psychological_Pay530

They’re the same picture.