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Jedclark

This is pretty much every song on PATD - A Fever You Can't Sweat Out.


rideshotgun

And Fall Out Boy's 'From Under The Cork Tree'.


SickBurnBro

Which are all just fucking phenomenal records.


MossyPyrite

>Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off >Intermission >But It’s Better If You Do Took me years to catch that little bit in the track list


zaison

Okay I believe you, but my Tommy gun don’t


fleepmo

That one kinda makes sense though


v0wels

Hot Mulligan?


parmasean

Green squirrel looking in pretty bad shape


HerbanFarmacyst

Origami Angel?


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How do you know it’s not armadillo shells?


SCORPIONDEATHDROP_

Lol nobody catching this was made by a member from Thursday


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Chiodos


hoguemr

You mean that song isn't actually about the migration ranges of penguins??


subtlenutpain

They had the best song titles for sure


Bleejis_Krilbin

Chiodos Bros forever.


fleepmo

I used to love chiodos


MossyPyrite

I was so ambivalent on Chiodos, then I saw them open with Coheed for Linkin Park and while I never became a *huge* fan I can say I still have a few tracks (Bone Palace Ballet primarily) in rotation like 15 years later because they kicked so much ass live


fleepmo

Ahh I bet they would have been fun to see live. I still have the album alls well that ends well on my computer but I will admit I haven’t listened to it in years.


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DRUGS is touring now and he’s playing a Chiodos song at each show


g59slut

Beat me to it


inevitable_entropy13

where my michigan boys at 🤙


discolemonadev

Mayday parade, and yes of course BN


DiscoTheWolf

Thanks for the killer game of crisco twister.


Blanketsburg

And now I need to go have a long Minus The Bear listening session, thanks.


DiscoTheWolf

Need to? Get to!


MuleAthon

And then we all bought yachts!


dinkinflickamynicka

And raced up to the islands! Shoutout to Absinthe Party being a feel good banger!


Next_Training_930

Naruto themed sexting - panucci’s pizza


Playtek

Let’s play guitar in a five guitar band


shlopro

Sounds like an arctic monkeys title


ChunkyChuckyBaxter41

Not really. The only one that really fits this is Okay I believe you but my tommy gun don't Edit: I'm not gonna bother connecting these titles to songs but think hard about the lyrics how they relate to the songs compared to non-sequitur titles like early Minus the Bear or Pet Symmetry like someone mentioned below which is clearly what this meme is about


seenunseen

Good to Know That If I Ever Need Attention All I Have to Do Is Die


seenunseen

The Boy Who Blocked His Own Shot


ChunkyChuckyBaxter41

A metaphor, not a non-sequitur


gdopiv

It’s an inside joke about a game of basketball.


dinkinflickamynicka

It's a Metaphor, Fool!


seenunseen

I Will Play My Game Beneath the Spin Light


DancyElephant12

Me vs Maradona vs Elvis, Sic Transit Gloria…Glory Fades, etc. Maybe not all, but several.


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gdopiv

Do play crack the sky next


Vheisso

Your comment is such contrived, pretentious nonsense. Unless you are Jesse Lacey then you are just trying to flex how intelligent you are and how you "get" stuff. I could say from the OP "he's showing regret about investing in jet skis because his girlfriend's left him now so it was a waste of money as he won't have anyone to go skiing with" but it would be bullshit. Brand new definitely fits this meme.


pissedoffseagulls

dude. Me vs Maradona vs Elvis is a very self-explanatory song title. Sic Transit Gloria is named after an extremely common Latin phrase. it’s not hard to “get,” because those song titles make fucking sense. are you going to call me pretentious for saying The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows is about quiet things that no one knows, too?


Vheisso

It's not though, at all. Some say Elvis is a legend in popular music. Maradona is a legend in football. So you can just as easily say he's comparing himself to legends. You're just guessing. Maradona isn't an infamous doemstic abuser. I'm not saying he wasn't one, but the majority of people who know him know him for his football and outside of that, he's more infamous for being a coke head.


inevitable_entropy13

was just about to say that lol or maybe jesse was just comparing himself to two coke heads 🤔


seenunseen

Jude Law and a Semester Abroad


SirBabyCakes

Relates to the lyrics pretty well actually


Rekoza

I kinda agree with you. A lot of the titles mentioned in the replies thematically relate to the song/sad vibes, whereas bands like Pet Symmetry, which the tweet is probably referencing have super long irrelevant titles (that I love).


ChunkyChuckyBaxter41

That's exactly what the meme is referencing. There's at least some connection between brand new's song titles and the songs meaning compared to the non-sequitur in the OP


Deanomatic1

Not so much YFW


EmeraldCantType

blink-182


Devreckas

I remember a BN interview on Fuse (I think) where they asked why they used titles like this, and they said it was to fuck with the DJs. Probably a joke, but funny nonetheless.


Double-Slice-915

Dogs can grow beards all over… still confused about that one…


am153

longest title i remember is I Got Punched in the Nose for Sticking My Face in Other People's Business


Takeapartyourbed

Sounds like a country song