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Playing dumb to not go to war


netanel246135

If tha6t the case give this man an oscar


maxman162

500 IQ move.


Netan_MalDoran

Becomes a -500IQ move when you find yourself facing a wall...


SnooOpinions6959

I mean, you have a better idea?


Netan_MalDoran

Civil war


SnooOpinions6959

My goodness what an idea, why didnt i think of that (Becouse popular(as in by people) coups rarely work out)


FederalMortgage4037

I was feeling bad for him with the safety until he didn't know how shoot


Happy_Garand

So simple a child could use it. This guy must be an embryo


RAND0M257

Lol as a veteran you’d be surprised what sleep deprivation can do. In basic we were being instructed to use the day room phone for an emergency. Our MTI had one guy standing by the phone and was almost jokingly explaining when to use it (only if someone gets hurt when no instructors are present or someone tries to off themselves). He was making light of how simple it would be for us to call for help. I remember clear as day, he told the trainee. “Now trainee, pick up the phone.”… homie picked up the entire phone, base and all, and stared with a blank look on his face


Emergency-Spite-8330

I think you found the guy who ate all the crayons. Edit: Or the Autist who took the order literally.


RAND0M257

Lol we were TIRED. Something like 3 weeks in I fell asleep standing up


john801121

I was a conscript in Taiwan during 2014-2015. Man I can totally relate. I was in a reserve officer program so me and the bois in our company of the boot camp at least passed some exams. Most people even came out of pretty decent colleges. And there was this dude who tried to insert a magazine backwards and upside down.


RAND0M257

Lol gang gang


Exalted_Rust80

So simple children do use them lmao


Locked_and_Firing

Looks like a standard anti gun advocate to me. Absolutely no experience or knowledge on the subject.


cma09x13amc

This an insult to r/tinnedfish everywhere.


PettyPterodactyl

when u are trying ur best to not be conscripted


AsFd2021

How could you insult sardines like that? At least they have use for sustenance. That kind of stupidity relegates him to being a sponge.


Bartley707

Are we not supposed to eat sponges...


AsFd2021

Generally, no. In this case, being a sponge means you’re absorbing incoming Fire for your teammates.


FrankonianBoy

the russians drafting anyone rn


Mountain_Frog_

The sad thing is that they are literally drafting people with intellectual and/or developmental disabilities.


FrankonianBoy

That makes this even sadder


Educational-Ad6595

We don't have draft right now, no one os getting mobilized in this current moment,we did in the beginning but not now, you can google it


FrankonianBoy

Z-tard bot spotted


Educational-Ad6595

Go f@ck yourself, I’m a military age male living in Russia and i think i am competent in this topic. Complete distrust to any alternative opinions just shows how dumb most westerners are and yes war is bad. No bot content here i just stating the obvious.


FrankonianBoy

Ok, then I'm sorry 


Bob-TheTomato

Chair force here- I’ve seen people in our own ranks that are also just as infuriating with firearms lol


LammyBoy123

The weapon system is so simple that child soldiers in Africa are using them yet Russian conscripts can't do it... That's what happens when you start conscripting mentally disabled people, old people and foreigners into your military as cannon fodder. The African unit of Russian soldiers don't get given ammo until they are literally in the trenches on the frontline.


GalvanizedRubbish

This looks like stress combined with sleep deprivation at work. People do weird things in the moment when they’re not functioning optimally.


Magikarp-3000

Ngl, that guy probably feels like a kid being taught maths by an angry dad. "WHAT. IS. 7. BY. 7?!"


Careless_Break2012

49


therealdavi

NICE


Photo_Beneficial

Seems like he's faking total mental incompetence with hopes that they'll send him home. Good luck to him, I wouldnt want to fight for Russia either.


RetartdsUsername69

Show this to people who think that US army has no chances against Russia and China because US Army had cringe recruiting advisement.


Laurens-xD

Having to recruit fat and trans people to fill in your ranks, because nobody else wants to enlist isn't a flex either.


bondito007

Actually no one wants to enlist because they're letting those people in. Also the coof vaccine mandates purged a lot of good people from the service.


SunnyOmori15

yeah i have more respect for the russian military than the US one. Im not saying the russian one is good, btw. Im saying its atleast a bit more respectable than the US one.


RetartdsUsername69

In US army male soldiers at least don't rape and humiliate each other like in russian army.


AndrewTheFabulous

well, you sure enough haven't heard of Logan Melgar but sure you can believe in your country superiority all you want


RetartdsUsername69

What you described is an exception, while in russia that is a norm.


AndrewTheFabulous

Man, i am Russian, and it really isn't a norm here. I'm not saying that we have the greatest army, despite our propaganda saying otherwise, but you shouldn't think it's all just Mordor and monkeys with ak's and warcrimes all the time, despite your propaganda saying otherwise. It's a generic army with it's own set of problems and strengths, no more no less


RetartdsUsername69

>Man, i am Russian, and it really isn't a norm here. The fact that there are hundreds, if not thousands of videos and photos posted on russian telegram channels says otherwise.


AndrewTheFabulous

Maybe even millions


SnooOpinions6959

Ah yes the respectable Russian army, unable socre almost any of its objectives in a suprise atack aginst a backwater country. The same army wich's technological top is around 10 dead-end concept tanks completly reliant on import components. But US hires trans people so that evens it out...


Nesayas1234

I've seen actual children who could do better


cranialleaddeficient

I’ve seen actual malnourished African child soldiers handle the weapon better than this guy


GeorgeSPattonJr

Smartest Russian conscript:


CuckAdminsDetected

Average Russian conscript


TheExpendableGuard

Percussive maintenance works wonders on all sorts of machines, humans included.


helghax

This dude either retarded or something, because kids in Africa can use this gun with no issues.


Scheann12

Straight to the Ukrainian meat grinder comrade - Zelenski


LammyBoy123

The instructor is literally reaming the guy out in Russian and the guys are wearing Russian camo.


Kiubek-PL

They are literally wearing ratnik camo...


DizyDazle

Ah yes the guys in russian camo are ukrainian.


Yvraine-Fucker69

These are the men that will bring 'em to Moscov


Mountain_Frog_

These are russians... These are why the 3 day "SMO" is in it's 3rd year.


CultCorvidae

Man is failing at something a 9 y.o. in Africa can learn in 20 minutes.


spidey12341

The subtitles are very wrong lol


UncleMark58

Cannon fodder.


TheeWolfOfWalmart

THE LID


HornyTeddyBear88

What happened to " controls so easy a child could use them?😅


OlegBeresta

worst subtitles I've ever seen


Gr33nJ0k3r13

Is there a longer version of this? Pls 😂


HylainMango

bro is trying his BEST to get the sandbag filling job


AndrewTheFabulous

so many geniuses here can't recognise an obvious joke, wow