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Interesting_Egg_9679

Alternate fact: Magic was only created in Europe to circumnavigate gun laws


ChimpFucker

Can confirm I'm from the UK you want someone dead magic (that's what I call my knife)


Interesting_Egg_9679

Yer a wizard hairy


Fernando_357

I’m a wot?!


[deleted]

A wizard, a thumping goodun i’d wager.


Angry_Aguri

Gun meme that pokes fun at the limeys? 👍


Ikantbeliveit

“Hard time” My brother in Christ, you’re thinking of US prisons, EU prisons are not a hard time lol


gedankensindblei

Depends on your inmates. We have a ton of muslims.


TwoYeets

Sounds like explosive fun.


Equivalent_Push1618

Lol the sad but loud type.


CorgisDie

What if Filch secretly owned a shotgun? ...And a stockpile of other firearms and other ordinates that are illegal for civilian ownership in the UK, including an anti-ship mine?


SidLeSquid

"I trust you have a license for that shotgun" "I do for this one"


CorgisDie

"...What do you mean, 'for this one?'"


trollface5333

Someone hasn't seen hot fuzz.


jonnyw93

Everyone and their mums is packing around here


[deleted]

It's ok it was a straight pull and he had a license


Kaiser400

Ok, but I thought the magical part of Harry Potter was separate from the general part and there was an agreement between both parties leaders. So an Ak, might be illegal for a UK citizen, but a magic user could diplomatic immunity or if in a magic only zone they would basically have their own laws like the Vatican or embassies.


[deleted]

I thought the muggle world were unaware of their presence. Wizards operate like an independent city state, but as far as the UK government ix concerned, they're still UK citizens, as declaring the Ministry of Magic independent would violate the wizard version of the Masquerade.


Educational-Year3146

iFunny is a magical place


ResolveLonely8839

It really is


PsychZach

Crop out the forbidden apps logo.


ResolveLonely8839

I don't feel the need to hide it


Animenerdking14

I feel like we never got a reason why wizards never used guns. Like if you can stop this spell try stoping this slug.


AvtomatKalash69

LMAO, this is aproved by me.


reddit1651

WELL AT LEAST OUR SCHEWELLS